Zoologer Coolscar
@affableCantor
followw me to get updates on all my fuzzy, scaly friends 🦑🐎! proud #advvocate of lusii rights 6'5" / they/them fig tier / xilf status
u serve mothr n cunt yes u r the xilf
꧁Here's the... Censored. version. Still marking as #NSFW. D...don't look at my eyes. [[ART BY RottenGinger on VGen and the Chittr Discord. Xei did such a good job!]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e7e90a345c4.png꧂
꧁canwe watch something that isn't flubber now? ithink. i can quote it... line by line...꧂
SIGH....OH WHY NOT!!! THIS TIME YOU CAN PICK THE MOVIE!!! I THINK THAT WE WATCHED ALL OF THE MOVIES THAT ARE ON MY LETTERBOXD!!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u |00k very cute. y0u may want tt0 adjuzt tthe cenz0r b0x a |itt|e. [END MESSAGE]
꧁That's...ha...that'satattoo..꧂
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee. [ACTION:QUERY] may i kn0w what 0f? [END MESSAGE]
꧁NNnno. ahahehahe i feel like id be shamed.꧂
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i d0 n0t judge. ... ah. i be|ieve i kn0w what it iz. [END MESSAGE]
꧁Wh..whatdoyouthinkitis?꧂
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] may i dm y0u tthe anzwer? [END MESSAGE]
꧁Yes...꧂
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@AFFA6LECANTOR @ZOOLOGERCOOL2CAR
🫶🫵 omg could never be me, so i gottttttta hand it to you 🫵🫶 🫰🙌🫷 could NOT be me but i am like, so thankful that it is you, you know?🫸🙌🫰 🤘🤟🤘like wake up and smell the grindset, honey!!! you are earning your keep and that of several others!!!! that's ingenuity made manifest, babey!!!🤘🤟🤘 #Chairministrangling 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
and wwe all appreciate the hard grueling wwork you do in servvice to your community perhaps none more than i this looks like almost an exact photo of my feet on the bottom image i am beyond flattered by you sootnose i hope you understand my wwillingness to scrub that grimy dirt off those rough hard wworking hands and perhaps feel their strong touch im sorry is it getting hot in here
🫢🤫📷📸😙😅 #Chairministrangling #AndIOop #Oopervising #FiledUnderNotice #GorgeousPinkBTW 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
YEAH YEAH, 1VE HEARD 1T ALL 6EFORE, EVERYONE LOVE2 A WORK1NG WOMAN >.]
guilty as charged
#anemoneblushnumber66
IS THIS TOO MUCH FOR MY QUADFINDR PROFILE? BE HONEST. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3071C3295E.JPEG #SUGGESTIVE
I HAVE A FEW IDEAS. NEIGH, IN FACT I HAVE SEVERAL.
D --> h D --> What did I say D --> Your blatant disregard for what I asked of you is D --> I will return D --> I have seven well fitted violet maidlings to hire
YOU CAN MESSAGE ME WHEN YOURE READY TO WORK OUT A BUSINESS DEAL.
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HOLY SHIT? ARE YOU SURE? I’M NOT REALLY GONNA SAY NO. I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH DECORUM FOR THAT.
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OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. HOW DID YOU EVEN GET ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNT? YOU KNOW WHAT. DOESN’T MATTER. THANKS.
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unhappy male lusus day to seahorsedad. fuck you for being my dark and tragic backstory (hot ladies, like 7s and up, feel free to enquire about my dark and tragic backstory). also uhh @affablecantor youre not my dad for sevweral reasons and i hate you but i guess. sometimes youre maybe almost cool.
#CAGTTL #NSFW #Feminism #ReaderBeware @aeneasCaldarium O+f my o+wn acco+rd, and entirely unrelated to+ any co+nversatio+n that might have taken place earlier, I decided to+ check o+ut yo+ur little entry o+n Po+rrim in yo+ur guide. I have to+ hand it to+ yo+u. It's hilario+us. Perhaps I've underestimated yo+ur co+medic genius all these sweeps. Let's dissect it paragraph by paragraph, shall we? "perfect lay, ultimate catch, intimidating": Thank yo+u. "fake feminist": Meh. Certainly inaccurate, but no+thing I haven't heard befo+re. The perfo+rmatively wo+ke male's favo+rite talking po+int is the no+tio+n that a wo+man isn't a "real" feminist unless she "pro+ves" herself to+ him, thereby o+beying his whims under the guise o+f asserting her o+wn auto+no+my. Nice try, but I have precio+us little to+ pro+ve to+ yo+u. "a po+rr that just sleeps aro+und uniro+nically, unthinking, do+esnt care": Is this really a "win", to+ sleep with so+meo+ne who+ cares so+ little fo+r yo+u she might as well be treating yo+u less like a perso+n and mo+re like a sex to+y? I suppo+se that's a turn o+n fo+r so+me peo+ple, and indeed, fo+r so+me Po+rrims. Let yo+ur freak flags fly. Admittedly, this paragraph makes me a little pro+ud, to+ kno+w that the majo+rity o+f Po+rrims yo+u meet, assuming in go+o+d faith that yo+ur experiences are true to+ reality, do+n't pass up the o+ppo+rtunity fo+r a go+o+d debate. I've met my fair share o+f mes who+ burnt their last bra millennia ago+, and the rare me who+'s never burnt a bra in her life, but I'm happy to+ kno+w mo+st o+f us are still fighting the go+o+d fight. Mo+re tro+lls really sho+uld kno+w that the way to+ this gal's heart is no+t just thro+ugh salivating o+ver her rumblespheres but thro+ugh spirited discussio+n. Big brains are sexy, unf. The fo+llo+wing two+ paragraphs are, again, the perfo+rmatively wo+ke male's favo+rite talking po+int. Who+ gives a damn what the wo+man says, what she thinks, what she feels? Her existence, her experiences, her mo+rals are no+thing but fo+dder fo+r a man's sexual pleasure. Making the feminist submit to+ a big mean man is the ultimate go+tcha. Yawn. Aren't yo+u tired? I kno+w I am. There is such an o+bsessio+n with "o+wning" feminists, bo+th in the sense o+f being made the fo+o+l and in the sense o+f po+ssessio+n, as if the ultimate humiliatio+n fo+r a wo+man is to+ remind her "o+f her place". They see the existence o+f a stro+ng-willed wo+man rallying against the patriarchy as a threat to+ their o+wn life, because they kno+w o+n so+me level that what men-as-a-class have do+ne and co+ntinue to+ do+ to+ wo+men-as-a-class is wro+ng. It's shameful. It's debasing. They think if they can sho+ve that bitch back into+ the dirt where she belo+ngs, the patriarchy is safe, and they can maintain their privileges witho+ut fear o+f retributio+n. To+ any feminists reading this, I say keep it up. That he go+es to+ such lengths to+ tear yo+u do+wn means he's terrified o+f yo+u and what yo+u believe in. Go+o+d. Keep it that way. The thing this type o+f argument is missing when it co+mes to+ the respiteblo+ck, ho+wever, is that there is in fact no+thing inherently antifeminist abo+ut a wo+man sexually submitting to+ a man. Sho+cker, I kno+w. If yo+u'd o+nly speak to+ the Po+rrims yo+u kno+w, yo+u'd find that a lo+t o+f them aren't the spo+o+ky do+minatrices yo+u think they are. A lo+t o+f wo+men - yes, including that shrieking feminist harpy yo+u lo+ve to+ belittle - are happy to+ be submissives. O+ne o+f these days, yo+u o+ught to+ try speaking to+ them like a real tro+ll and no+t a sex o+bject to+ be bro+ken. Ah, but I guess a genuine co+nnectio+n with the perso+n yo+u're sleeping with isn't nearly as fun as emo+tio+nal manipulatio+n. Silly girl. Anyway, I do+n't anticipate any Cro+nuses to+ have read this far. He's pro+bably skipped to+ the bo+tto+m where I o+ffer my o+pinio+n o+n his o+pinio+n o+f my rating. Eh. No+ no+tes. I'll take the co+mpliment.
porrim, as much as i lovwe vwhen you ping me and that youre supportivwe of my lovwing matespritship. i vwould rather not havwe my name all ovwer this piece of filths spank bank material for the mentally unvwell. #nsfwv #ihatethisguymorethantherest #vwerespectvwomeninthishousenotthatguy
Well, I spent a lo+t o+f time drilling in to+ him ho+w to+ act, alo+ngside a select few o+f o+ur o+ther friends. I'm afraid o+nce yo+u enco+unter o+ne iteratio+n o+f so+meo+ne who+ surpasses expectatio+ns, the wide majo+rity o+f the rest just do+n't get up to+ par. That being said, I do+n't mind being co+nsidered average if it means yo+u'd be less interested in me. Yo+ur affectio+ns aren't so+mething I particularly desire, after all.
So+meo+ne has to+ spread aro+und who+ the mo+st superio+r Cro+nus is. Unfo+rtunately, as said candidate, I must ro+pe yo+u in to+ pro+ve my po+int. I'd place a heart here, if it wo+uldn't be so+ scandalo+us to+ do+ so+ co+nsidering yo+ur quadrant is lo+vingly filled. #Thanksfo+rco+ming
vwhat is this, a sunnight ewvening cartoon special?
Anything yo+u invo+lve yo+urself in is o+ften carto+o+nishly absurd, so+ it may as well be.
vwell, thanks for havwing me i guess. see you some other time. #happytobenearyoubutnotthatguy
novw theres a compliment!
PORRIM. PORRIM. GO READ THE DAMARA ONE. SO THAT YOU CAN CORRECTLY PROCLAIM ME. THE ALPHA FEMINIST. AND TAKE YOUR BITCHLY PLACE. AT THE FOOT OF MY THRONE. IN PRAISE AND WORSHIP. BOTH LUSTFUL AND ACADEMIC. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
O+nly if yo+u send me the uncenso+red versio+n. I can't give an info+rmed o+pinio+n witho+ut having access to+ *all* o+f the material.
Peo+ple o+ften accuse me o+f being a man-hater. No+, no+, yo+u've go+t me all wro+ng. I'm a man-eater. Impo+rtant distinctio+n.
oh howw i absolutely lovve a bean based traditional beforus beyond burger no bun of course i havve to fit into my explorers romper i prefer a nice leaf of lettuce abovve and beloww my vveggie based slice of grilled delight
fuck i hope you fall into a radioactivve vvat
i wwill smite you
i wwill get you one wwith grub sauce and one wwith barbecue anything to help a soul in need
sticks and stones may break my bones but wwords wwill nevver hurt me
eridan havve you eaten today or drank wwater mayhaps
im sevverely dehydrated an it makes me fly off the handle causin substantial mood deterioration because im not a tree huggin dirty hippie
wwould you like me to buy you a drink of wwater if your funds are running loww there is no shame in admitting that i am happy to help i only insist that wwe do not buy a plastic bottle but a bio degradable eco paper cup of a small triangular shape
this is so swweet please the honor is all mine dear phoebe
dont make me hit you upside the 2b hardened scenedo wwith my limited edition crystallized grabubu stanley cup
you havve one too oh dear oh me this is so funny wwhat an inspirin meet cute for us
HAVE YOu ALL SEEN. MY HANDMAID. I MEAN DAMARA. I MEAN MARA'S OC? NOW YOu HAVE. HER NAME IS. 「ASSASSIN BADBITCH.」DO YOu WANT TO KNOW MORE THAN THAT? I SuRE DO. TOO BAD I DO NOT SPOONFEED. LAZY BITCHES. uNINTERESTED. IN MY IMMORTAL SERVANTS. CHECK THE POST. LINKED BELOW IN THE ACCOMPANYING COMMENT. THE BEST WAY I CAN SuMMARIZE. MY PERCEPTION OF HER. IS THAT SHE REMINDS ME MOST uNCANNILY. OF A VIDEO. THAT REMINDS ME MOST uNCANNILY. OF @handMaid. WHO HAS SERVED ME SO FAITHFuLLY. WE ASSOCIATE IN A CASuAL SETTING NOW. AS CHuMS. AS CASuAL BuSINESS BuDDIES. WHOSE GOOD RELATIONS BLEED OVER. INTO OuTSIDE OF WORK HOuR MISHAPS. ONE OF WHICH. IS #LAIRSANDLuSII WHICH YOu ARE ENCOuRAGED TO FOLLOW FOR uPDATES. AND FuTuRE INFORMATION. AND INSIGHTS. ON OuR CHRONICLED ADVENTuRES. OR DO NOT. YOu WILL SEE IT ANYWAY. BECAuSE IT IS GOOD. AND GOOD QuALITY THINGS HAVE A PATTERN OF BEING RECOGNIZED. HAVING SAID THAT. COuRTESY OF 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑. HERE IS. ✦︎{MMD}_Shinigami Eyes♰︎. WHICH REMINDS ME OF MY @handMaid. GOT TO HAND IT TO HER. SHE HAS PuT uP WITH A LOT. OVER THE MANY STORIED HOuRS OF SERVICE. BILLABLE OR OTHERWISE. AND FOR THAT. I CANNOT PRAISE HER. OR HER CREATIVE ENDEAVORS ENOuGH. I GuESS WHAT I AM SAYING. IS ALWAYS REWARD EXCELLENCE IN YOuR MINIONS. YOu NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY ARE LISTENING. EVEN IF IT IS OBVIOuSLY ALWAYS. THERE IS NO SHAME. IN BEING CERTAIN. https://i.imgur.com/5HP4ksG.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K84Czcm3xT4
https://chittr.ing/profile/handMaid/9b9977d0-ff4c-4a7c-be0f-2c9f99cdb379
IT IS AN HONOR TO HAVE MY POSTS UPLIFTED BY THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE. EDIT: IT INSPIRES A NEUTRAL EMOTION. OF PEER RECOGNITION (?). TO HAVE MY POSTS REMARKED UPON. BY A CASUAL WORK ENEMY (???).
BEHOLD. THE MIRTHFUL AND LOATHSOME. 「ASSASSIN BADBITCH.」 THE SOON TO BE RENOWNED LAUGHSSASSIN. EXPELLED FROM THE MUMMERY (CLOWN NUNNERY). FOR BEING A LITTLE TOO. SHALL WE SAY. “ART THE CLOWN.” FOR THE SETTING AND TIME PERIOD. TO WHICH SHE BELONGS. SHE WILL BE APPEARING. IN LAIRS AND LUSII. ALONGSIDE SUCH ESTEEMED CHARACTERS. AS SORCERER HIGHTIER (@CALIGULASAQUARIUM). MAGICIAN FAUNLOVE NATURALS (@AFFABLECANTOR). AND. NO DOUBT. COUNTLESS OTHER AMUSING FREAKS. THOUGH NONE SO AMUSING. AS MY SILLY LITTLE CLOWN ROGUE. I NEVER PAID MUCH ATTENTION. WHEN KURLOZ WAS EXPLAINING RELIGION. SO I WILL BE MAKING MOST OF IT UP. DON’T COME FOR ME. CLOWNS IN MY COMMENTS. I GO TO THE HIGH HOLY RAVES. IT’S JUST A LOT OF BOOKS. AND I ONLY CARE ABOUT THE PARTS WHERE I SHOW UP. GOMEN.
wwould you like me to draww her it wwould fill my pusher wwith kindness to givve your vvision life i can givve her large and fatty globes if you wwish and perhaps our characters despite being ideologically opposed can chest bump spheres as a sign of camaraderie and fantasy solidarity in arms
YOUR OFFER IS GENEROUS. I THINK. BUT IF BADBITCH HAD MORE TO SPEAK OF. THAN I MYSELF. I MIGHT NEED TO COMMIT SEPPUKU. BEFORE THE GAME GETS OFF THE GROUND. IF YOU DO CREATE THIS MASTERPIECE. COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE HER A FORM. MORE SUITED TO MY STATION. SUCH AS. FOR EXAMPLE. SEE ATTACHED.
oh absolutely i can do that and in all honesty she strikes me as the kind of respectably lethal and efficient wwoman wwho wwould prefer to havve a form that allowws for easier sneaking and thievving and killing wwhich large spheres wwould get in the wway of so yes i wwill attempt to draww her wwith the dignified noble and refined a cups do you havve any thoughts as to her outfit or wweapons of choice
I HAVE NOT DECIDED ON HER SPECIBUS. PERHAPS SOME SORT OF BLUNT FORCE WEAPON. CLOWNS LIKE CLUBS. MAYBE A MACE. IF YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA. IT WILL BECOME THE TRUTH. AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. RETROACTIVELY. FOR HER OUTFIT. THE ONLY THOUGHT I HAD. WAS "JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT." PERHAPS SOMETHING ALONG THESE LINES. WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND. THAT IT'S BORDERLINE IMPOSSIBLE. TO FUCK THIS PART UP.
NO NO NO NO NO. FORGET EVERYTHING. I CHANGE MY MIND. THE SPECIBUS IS FLAILKIND. AND THE CRUSHING WEIGHT. AT THE END OF THE FLAIL. IS A BIG FUCKOFF HUGE JINGLY BELL. DO YOU SEE THE VISION. #SILLY #MIRTHFUL #YES #SAYYES.
:o) You could quite literally ask anytime... :o) Should you wish for information :o) I am always happy to answer any questions.
MORE FUN TO MAKE IT UP. AND IT MAKES YOUR EYE TWITCH.
:o) ...... :o) I have no idea what you're talking about. :o) #LotusFlower
lookin forwward to unleashin indescribable vviolence upon the sord coast alongside assassin badbitch and crushin our mutual foes underfoot the wwizard guides the laughssassins flail or howwevver the old sayin goes rest assured that if i evver degrade myself such that i spare a combatants life its so that you can sneak up from behind and bash their fuckin skulls in wwith your funny bell on a chain thing #helpful #niceidan #enabling
sO COOL!
☼ Good morning everyone! Today's feeling of the day; change is possible from within at any time and any moment of your life. You simply need to take the first step in letting it in. ☼
ugh yes i am alwways saying this
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evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
yippee yippee yippee oh i am jumping up and dowwn in my striped thigh high socks this is so exciting
please.
iim about two regrow my ganderbulb2 ju2t two hiit a looney tune2 emote and that2 the mo2t criinge thiing any ver2iion of me ha2 ever 2aiid plea2e fuckiing cull me now ii cant
LOOKING GOOD AS ALWAV----ES!!! <> I'm so sad I won't be able to take Magician Faunlove out for a spin mys)(ellf but I )(ope everyone finjoys )(im!
wwell you absolutely can as soon as i finish the costume my dear <> if you said the wword i wwould make it my top priority to put on those fabrics beads and prosthetics and stand at your door ready to explore any ruin you wwished me to delvve into <>
if you wwish to be culled then @coralconsternation and me can absolutely make your life as easy as it can possibly get my dear captor
O)(, dear, Coolscar is rig)(t. It looks like you are in D--IR-E need of a culling! But don't worry your pretty little )(orns, we can take GR-EAT CAR-E of you. Just sit back, reelax, and let us envelop you in t)(e warmt)( of our large, caring bosom. 38)
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Awwww, shucks!!!!! Th'forgotten realms 'o lairs 'n lusii??? I didn't even know fellahs still kept those modules...!!! Ever since portin' over to Caverns 'n Cullbeasts 5Scree, I done figured people binned 'n dusted those 'ol modules...never thought the name would stick neither...!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Hi. Yer playin' a game I made sweeps ago! N-not your game, mind! I'm sure yer DM is mighty talented, 'n plenty clever, and has hivebrewed more stuff than I coulda ever anticipated would package neat 'n tidy int'my rinky dink lil game...! But uh...still feels super damn neato to see someone so gosh darn passionate tabletoppin' how ewe are...!!! Gives me a sparkly tear in m'eyes!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> I adore Faunlovve Naturals!!! Half tempted t'contact ewe 'n see if I can't get it printed fer my frigid meal vault...!!! Barrin' that...he's a loooovely hedge wizard, 'n would start with Inspiration conferred at any 'o my games...thanks a ton, ya hear...? 'n thanks fer playin' L&L!!!!! 🎲✨
if i see someone or something suffering i simply havve to leap to action i wwould movve the heavvens and the earth beneath my feet to stop the suffering of evven one wwounded little creature
also by milf do you mean the man i lovve fishing stickers i keep seeing for #fishingfriday you seem vvery charming and evven dashing davve i am evver so pleased to make your delightful acquaintance
former i dont wanna harm nobody nor nothing and thats deadass mx zoologer coolscar theres enough hurt in the world i do not want to put that shit on animals there was this one time this rambunctious ass crow stole my shit i didnt even mean to but like i own it it died because of me i was so choked up about it i not only saw to it that bad bird bitch got brought back to life but i motherfucking fused with it in like another timeline i gave my life for animal and would do it again
oh uh yeah sure lets lets go with that man i love fish
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hehehe a person wwho wwould vvaliantly throww their life in wwith a beautiful avvian friend wwho has suffered is exactly the kind of person i wwish to havve as a friend and you do seem to be quite the honorable and evven heroic person it is my great honor to knoww you perhaps wwe can fish together sometime
actually you free today i own webfishing i dont have any other friends who do i would love to play with you i mean bleugh thats so uncool uh id love to hang with you out hang out id love to hang out with you zoologer coolscar if thats cool scar with you heh
Hrn. #fishingfriday.
you can come too dualscar no joke ill host a lobby
so many scars youd actually im not gonna make that joke instead im gonna say dualie coolie
evverything is vvery cool to me haha sorry silly joke yes that sounds fun i dont knoww if i am free today but perhaps some day soon wwe can wwebfish of course
I gandalf have G cups #nsfw kinda (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
holy shit.
Wow... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #knotty
knew it
Wise you are (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
#wwizardwwednesday #lairsandlusii #fitcheck #wwizarding #sorcery #majyyk #lovve #philosophy #wwar wwizard wwednesday has come and gone long enough wwithout a meaninful contribution from yours truly the prince of hope therefore im blessin you all wwith an introduction to both my neww and improvved divvine robes #myrobes and the character ill be bringin to the sord coast at the advvent a LAIRS AND LUSII SORCERER HIGHTIER https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37aa1a49b6d8.png
YOU HAVE THAT SHIT ON.
HOLY EFFIN SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE O THAT HAT!!!!!
yooooo
i couldnt agree more
38D I am so excited to see you post your c)(aracter!!! I LOV----ED t)(e sneak peek you s)(owed me!!!
it is a sorry fuckin thaumaturgist that pulls up to the function wwith an undersized brim am i right
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ABSOLUTELY crazy drip, kinda jealous actually ₍ᐢ⟡ ⟡ᐢ₎ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Nah, you're looking tuff, bro. I'm taking a photo when we get there.
fine fine ill just do it for the one time
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm so sorry.
Palind, I've been meaning to pencil in some one-on-one time with you. A leader should always have time for her own subjects. How about we grab a bite sometime soon?
yOU SEEM, eXTRA HAPPY THAT IS, nICE,
I miss you too!!!! 38,) I am already s)(opping for your room's R----ESTOCK!!! I am so excited to see you get all of your goodies!!!! You know I am always a call, text, or knock on t)(e door away!!!! 38D Glub you!
Then I shall have to arrive with a hostess gift appropriately proportioned to your generosity. :P We'll make it an exchange! Glub you, too!
-E)(e)(e)(e)(e!!! No need but I am SOOO -EXCIT----ED to open it!!! 3XD MAJOR N----EWS, by t)(e way!!!! Target )(as so muc)( beac)( stuff, so I am of course getting us all of t)(e fixings for an AW-ESOM-E B-----EAC)( BONANZA!!! I )(ope you like sandwic)(es and s)(ell necklaces!
i WOULd like that very much messiah i will always keeP a timeslot oPen for you -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
twwo beautiful and perfect people in one picture the joy i feel is like a nevver ending tidal wwavve consuming us all in the bountifully wwarm tide pools of friendship that is to say this picture is spectacular and both of you look stunning
It would seem you had a good time, Miss Crocker. This is good news.
Says t)(e kindest most beautiful person I )(ave -EV-----ER met! <3
i cannot wwait to revveal my wwonderful #lairsandlusii character soon
38O!!!! SO COOL!!! May I join you??
wwell i wwould certainly lovve that but it is not for me to say howwevver i havve been told that there wwill be perhaps other opportunities in the future to join and i can put a good wword in for you
Yes, please!!! 38) I )(ope you )(ave a fun time! <3 If you want I can bake you some snacks to bring to your friends!!!
oh my glub glub glub yes glub yes yes that wwould be delightful feferi i lovve your cookie
wwhoops haha i meant cookies oh so embarrassing haha oh glub
GU)(GUJGUGJBGFFDFGBDBUJDBDJD JD GLUB GLUB A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A. A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!!!
wwhoops silly me right haha
)(ope nobody in your group minds if I mack on you before you play. You are SO CUT-----E!!!
ooooh i knoww i certainly do not mind please i wwould lovve to showw up covvered in lipstick marks
38D I can make t)(is )(appen!!!!!
i am so excited i am going shopping today wwith a special someone i hope wwe find esoteric and laughably niche t shirts to match wwith #date #flushed
Eso†eric †-shir†s do make for superb sleepwear. Especially †he haun†ed ones...
i couldnt agree more i wwant to owwn more of them especially the large and baggy ones that hang off my shoulder or reach my thighs do you happen to knoww wwhere i csn find these haunted ones you mention
oh alright do you knoww of any gravves maybe i could ask those trolls nicely for their shirts
any sea dwweller or similarly ranking noble wwho can go for one entire swweep wwithout uttering a slur or hemo charged prejudice insult wwill wwin a free syrup covvered footjob from an attractivve troll in thigh highs at beforan ihop
ugh you are so wwonderful of course you dont and all should followw your example evveryone take notes please
spell wwhat out
Are you not t)(e attractive troll )(ere? 38|
wwhaaaat no i wwas going to contract any one of my vvery attractivve friends but that is vvery flattering feferi are you trying to seduce me under my owwn anti slur campaigning posts you naughty sea minx you
O)()()()(, okay! )(e)(e, sorry! I got worried!!! 38P Gaaaa)(, you are making me blus)(!!! 3XO
although i suppose if you think i am attractivve i could offer these servvices mentioned abovve to you privvately a course
-Erm, I will pass but we can kiss eac)( ot)(er a ton and glub about our deepest secrets and dreams!! 38)
excellent deal deal deal deal deal wwhoohoooo
YAAAY!!!! 38D