Zoologer Coolscar
@affableCantor
followw me to get updates on all my fuzzy, scaly friends 🦑🐎! proud #advvocate of lusii rights 6'5" / they/them fig tier / xilf status
u serve mothr n cunt yes u r the xilf
T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason
...alri6hty, 'n' now you're talkin' down to me. i ain't *stupid*, ma'am, 'n' i'd appreCiate ya respeCtin' that. the way ya worded it initially made it sound less like you were tellin' them to have fun with it, 'n' more like y'were tellin' 'em not to do it at all beCause it mi6ht be too stressful. d'ya see where there mi6ht a mite of Confusion..? o︵o
I've alwaves appreciated t)(e findomitable lowblood spirit! But asexual means you're uninterested anyway, yes? Instead of causing yours)(ellf undue anxiety at t)(e scary prospect of needing to fill a pail, you s)(ould find more fun ways of occupying your time!
There is no anxiety you fllatfinned witch. Im gonna do it WHILE performing a stunt.
I am aware. I am simply ensuring all 6ases are c9vered. I'm currently drafting a l9nger-f9rm essay 9n the matters raised 6y this p9st, 6ut t9 give a 6rief rund9wn: Firstly, the entire c9ncept 9f #culling is 9ppressive and stifling, and w9rks t9 er9de any s9rt 9f aut9n9my 9r capacity f9r independence - and c9nsidering this pred9minantly affects warm6l99ds and th9se 9therwise c9nsidered 'incapa6le' 9f caring f9r themselves, it results in an entire s9cial class 6arred fr9m participating in s9ciety with the same freed9ms as cullers. It r96s them 9f the chance t9 realize their 9wn dreams and am6iti9ns, and ensures the structures 9f #9ppressi9n remain intact when their v9ices can simply 6e sh99shed away. Sec9ndly, that th9se culled are at 6est disc9uraged and at w9rst c9mpletely 6arred fr9m c9ntri6uting t9 the genetic slurry (#nsfw #repr9ducti9n #pailing) ensures that their genes 6ec9me under-represented in the p99l, and thus inevita6ly results in c9ld6l99ds having infinitely m9re d9minance 9ver it. The insinuati9n 9f c9urse is that this is ideal, that warm6l99ds and th9se less-a6led have genes that are in s9me way less desira6le than that 9f the c9ld6l99ds, which I sh9uld n9t have t9 tell y9u is a gr9ss and insensitive stance t9 take 9n the matter. T9 cullers, an 9ff-spectrum individual like myself is little m9re than an undesira6le m*tant t9 6e made d9cile and unparticipat9ry in 9ur s9ciety as a wh9le. I, myself, ch99se a celi6ate lifestyle; whether 9r n9t I am 'all9wed' t9 pail d9es n9t materially affect me. H9wever, I (and th9se such as I) sh9uld have the freed9m t9 ch99se f9r 9urselves. As the empress, 6ef9rus l99ks t9 y9u f9r guidance. As the empress, y9u sh9uld take care n9t t9 end9rse and adv9cate f9r these t9xic systems. I impl9re y9u t9 d9 6etter.
T)(at's dangerous. 38( It makes your S)(ep)(erd sad to )(ear t)(e risks you are putting yours)(ellf t)(roug)(! You said previously you were dead, yes? Maybe I need to put out anotter call for a volunteer culler in t)(e afterlife!
)(ow well-written and articullate of you! I'm so proud of )(ow well you are able to put toget)(er an argument!!!
Does your -Empress often make you feel disrespected? T)(at wasn't my intent! 38( Your feedback is just as valuabubble to me as anyone else's!
Interesting.
...I endeav9ur t9 ensure my w9rds are as effective as p9ssi6le. H9wever, praise al9ne d9es n9t fix systemic issues.
The Combat Phase in Magic: the Gathering is fundamentally a socially acceptable knife fight adjudicated by an eldritch parliament of invisible mages. It goes so far beyond turning creatures sideways. This filthy Gruul propaganda is intended to lure you into complacency. Combat is the single most complex element of Magic: the Gathering in its entirety. I would debate, even beyond the idea of the stack. Combat is a chain of timestamped declarations, state-based checks, layers, modifications, hidden information exchanges, replacement effects, and priority windows held together by a metaphysical agreement to skip over certain aspects so long as no ones cards care in that particular moment. Allow me to explain. Combat consists of 5 Steps, effectively, sub-phases. 1. Beginning of Combat. 2. Declare Attackers. 3. Declare Blockers. 4. Combat Damage. 5. End of Combat. Already, many players and would-be enjoyers are lost. This is expected. The Beginning of Combat step exists so that there is a window between the Main Phase and Attackers being turned sideways. It is the best, and last, place to prevent those pesky "When [THIS CARD] Attacks" effects and other triggers. Then, you may declare attackers based on the following attributes: Summoning Sickness Attack Restrictions Attack Requirements Costs to Attack Who or what may legally be attacked Whether creatures are tapped Whether creatures are phased out All attackers are simultaneously declared. Effects are determined in the order their owner prefers to place them on the stack. You can not declare one for reactions or theatrics. You can not "simply miss" declaring an attack. Once attackers are declared, the aforementioned effects are determined from "Triggered Abilities." The stack is used to "stack" these abilities in a form of resolution. The stack is an abstract zone where the true battles of Magic: the Gathering are won by the proactive or reactive player. Priority then rotates around the table. Priority is permission from the universe to do something. If every player passes priority consecutively, the game advances. If even one person decides they would like to become difficult, the stack grows larger and civilization collapses for several minutes. Then we reach Declare Blockers. Historically, this step was already absurd. Now, after the Foundations combat update, it has become even stranger. Damage assignment order no longer exists. This means if a creature is blocked by multiple creatures, the attacking player no longer establishes some neat little “first this dies, then this one” queue. No. The attacker simply distributes damage however they please during combat damage itself. Which means blocking has become partially psychological warfare. You no longer know exactly how your opponent intends to distribute damage until the moment of impact. Then, after damage is established, trample is determined as runoff damage. Trample is a keyword that allows you to assign excess damage pass lethal damage to your opponents. A creature with deathtouch only ever needs to assign one damage to deal "lethal" damage. Combat damage is always dealt simultaneously with the exception of First Strike/Double Strike/ Illegal Triple/Last Strike damage. We now observe the layers of damage. Continuous effects are applied in a strict hierarchy. Power/toughness modifications alone have multiple sublayers. Consider: Base setting effects Counters Static buffs Switches Characteristic-defining abilities Dependency interactions Timestamps. There is also priority at the combat damage step after damage is determined. This allows unique abilities such as ninjitsu, flickering, and so forth. Before the damage is dealt, of course. But it is within the step. The final note is that combat damage does not use the aforementioned stack. This is a mercy, as it "used to" before the current idea of the stack was manifested. Then, finally, the End of Combat clean-up step. Nothing happens except a transition out of combat and triggered abilities.
I would argue Layer 7 interactions are more complex than combat. But this is acceptable.
Literally mentioned inside of the post, Rose!
Oh, I saw it, don't worry.
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
:33 < absomewtly nyot. :33 < that should be illegal
wwhy it is so delicious and after wwards you can get frozen yogurt wwith organic and ethically sourced fruit popping boba
:33 < ..... :33 < purrlease tell me the befurran me isn't vegan.
wwell neither am i for that matter i just lovve these foods but i am actually not sure wwhat the muckrakes diet consists of
:33 < if she's anything like me, its purrobably meat based. :33 < if we do get food i will nyot be ordering the abomination purrger, but mew can!!
wwell if i had to harbor a guess i wwould say her busy wwork schedule and long sleepless nights stalking the rich and famous likely leavve her little time to eat more than instant noodles and perhaps cans of tuna but this is simply a guess i do knoww she enjoys a nice cup of tea
:33 < well that sounds ameowt right at least. :33 < i too enjoy a good cup of tea :33
wwonderful creatures you both are see wwe are not so bad is it so wwrong to put your friendship foot forwward first rather than lead convversations at the business end of a 2x3dent
:33 < me thinks an arms length would be best in purrms of a furriendship here :33 < i do like how furriendly mew are :33 < but i am fur too independent to allow mew to coddle me
wwell that is alright i wwould not cull you if you did not wwish me to i respect your independence and your strength as an olivve but perhaps a tea party is in order
For t)(ose of you w)(o missed it yesternig)(t: You are a lotus flower. 🪷 Let not)(ing and no one get under your skin. #Positivity
gosh! i don't think i get what that means.
-=[ yyess maam !!! :-)_☺]=-
lotus flower postin mig)(t as well be a fuckin drinkin game as t)(is rate
qand klike qa klotus rthrough rthe nmurk qwe astretch yupwards astarved dfor klight! qah, asuch hjourneys qwe nmust rtake!
D —> The STRONG have a duty to protect the weak D —> Our e%emplary b100d is d001y placed upon the top of this spectrum for this reason and this reason alone D —> Yes D —> Any of you who are too tender D —> Trembling and meek D —> Whimpering and fawning D —> From your place on the ground next to my impeccably shined laced faux leather strutpod coverings you 100k up to me D —> You 100k up a considerable amount btw due to my imposing yet sim001taneously comforting height you are also privately noting that the fit is so clean it is almost preposterous D —> And beg me to be your STRENGTH D —> Fret not D —> I will take care of you
↘️please cull me.↘️ ↗️MAKE MY SLACKLUSTRE STRENGTH PART OF YOUR STRENGTH.↗️ ↘️make some small piece of me matter.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT WAIT TO BE DEEP IN YOUR↗️ ↘️accounts.↘️
i was about to dry )(eave at t)(is and t)(en i realized youre beforan nevermind. carry on. aint no fixin w)(ats permanently broke
...shit, i 6otta admit, i wouldn't be opposed to that patronizin' even sli6htly now i've thou6ht about it some. sounds like they're luCky to have ya, friend. ^◡^
D —> My empress D —> My e%cellence is all in your name D —> Its purpose D —> To il100minate your virtue D —> I will never back down never give up
D —> It w001d be improper for me to say what I am thinking in public D —> So I will just say D —> Hail to the Shepherd Constern
i )(ope you meet darkleer someday i )(ope )(e keeps you up at nig)(t. or maybe, )(e would inspire you.
D —> Ahem what I meant was D —> You are engaging in most une%emplary behavior in public it would behoof you to stop
i hope that evveryone likes my #hole please excuse me and forgivve for howw wwet it is it can be quite slippery but i alwways enjoy leading my friends and close ones to enter its cold and tranquil embrace #holeposting #nsfww #megidomay https://cdnimgchestcom/files/71abe373b45fpng
thank you exemplar please feel free to enter my hole wwhenevver you wwish i wwould lovve to receivve you
An unplleasant thought is Dawning on me regarding the verbage of this trend.
wwhy wwhat do you mean duellist is there something odd about the wword choices for this recent trend of showwing #holes
yes my magical artifact of esoteric and eldritch wwisdom it often feeds me advvice
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okay vvesica this is ridiculous i am going to un block you so that i can see wwhat you are saying
D —> Noble creature D —> If you c001d speak to me as I to you D —> What might you say https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/902d2508741b.jpeg
Okay, you're right. I was trying to make a joke. It would perhaps ask you to brush its beautiful mane or feed it a snack.
D —> Ok yes I now understand it was for humorous intent based on its absurdity D —> In that case ha ha D —> Yes I agree with you those are both things a hoofbeast would be likely to say thank you for your contribution to this matter
if i had to wwager a guess i think its pure and noble pusher wwould open and it wwould say my dear exemplar i find myself most giddy in the strength of your manners and the shining courtesy of your company do you havve any sugar cubes for me or perhaps a large carrot
D —> Zoologer you flatter me D —> As always I trust in your judgment your e%emplary ways with the beasts D —> If any fiends in your care are searching for sugar cubes or large carrots or a particularly STRONG yet ultimately gentle petting hand I am in your eternal service
my beautiful and strong exemplar it is you wwho flatters me wwith your kind wwords and appreciation for the beauty of nature i wwill do my utmost best to find those innocent hoovved souls wwho wwould appreciate your gentile servvices
haha wwhat i think it is quite cute wwhen others perspire heavvily i mean you are wwelcome exemplar are you havving a wwonderful and productivve day havve you assisted the wwarmer blooded castes wwith their tasks or perhaps contributed to any wwell meaning charities
D —> Eek you do D —> In that case I will perspire more for your pleasure D —> Um D —> Er yes not to fret as always my day is filled with the passionate civil service which pumps my b100d I have just overseen construction of a dozen halfway hives for those in the process of being culled I hope this pleases you
wwell it vvery much does but wwhat is importsnt is that it please yourself exemplar pat yourself on the back for doing such a good job ovverseeing this also likely pleases the empress and that is wwonderful and of course the recipients of the halfwway hivves and the culled
concept: their hands traveling up over your waist as you glide across the dance floor your breath hitching as they raise your mask just high enough to gain access to your lips "is this what you want?" they murmur your steps stay synchronized even as they lean closer to ghost their lips to yours the sensatation dipping away in a terrible tease you lean forward to try and chase the passion but they only laugh at your eagerness pressing two fingers to their mouth before bringing them to your lips shivers coursing through your body as the indirect kiss is placed with such a delicate touch "just a taste for now" they smile pulling you closer to continue the dance (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #outglutmasquerade, pda, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, indirect kiss, masked stranger, size difference, archive rating: T)
i would have danced with you vesica-chan! (tags: Vesica Anelus/The Rankmaid, dancing, archive rating: G)
youwere very busy...
:o) 'Kudos'.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ hah,,, ]
kudos
btww your fit wwas insane
i wasnt there
wait are you complimenting your own fit
it wwas more like an addendum but on that note wwhat did you think or i mean hypothetically if you could havve been there to form such an opinion
i know you looked absolutely magical!
wwe should nevver indulge in negativvity i am doing some #self reflection i just care so so much about certain topics i wwish to uphold
Y0U T4GG3D WWR0NG G4RNDP4 Y0U D0N7 PPU7 4 5P4C3 IN Y0URR H45HT4G45TUP1DD
it wwas intentional but do you really think it looks silly perhaps i should edit the post thank you for your advvice thank you young captor
Aw! If you ever feel negative we can always talk it t)(roug)( to fix our problems!
oh alright howw kind of you perhaps i can privvately message you to speak of this issue
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Tip Of T)(e Day: If some weird )(oe tries to sandtagonize you in your mentions w)(ile you're just MINDING your ABYSSIN-ESS, it's best to just let )(er keep going w)(ile you go and do somefin better wit)( your time. S)(e'll get bored eventually. Like tiny barkbeasts, some people just like to yap and yap and yap until t)(ey tire t)(ems)(ellves out. R-E-EFM-EMB-ER: You are a lotus flower. 🪷
condy tip of t)(e day: imitation is t)(e most sincere form of flattery in t)(e face of fools w)(o lack t)(e resume and t)(e stature of ac)(ievement to back up anyfin t)(ey say ever remember: flowers are meant to be crus)(ed alongside dreams
cooL aS a SEa cUcUmbER~ thatS thE kinDa EmpRESS ya LikE to SEE!
W)(y, you're rig)(t. I AM flattered you'd imitate my Tip of T)(e Day! And on MY POST at t)(at!!! I really am a trendsetter. <3
i t)(ink im goin to slice open your finers wit)( your own finernails
STFUUUU
SO TRU-----E, M-----E! 38D We are Z------EN!!!!
)(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/32/62/de/3262de98adeaf6c9fd7a8d8e1202ea69.jpg I keep t)(at t)(ang on me.
Be still, my bleeding pus)(er. A gamer is telling me fis)( puns. -E)(e)(e)(e!!! )(i Mollusk! 38)
ff please i'm a respectable businesstr0ll now. i even sp0nsored a deathracer! hi feferi. g0od tw0 see you.
You’re a sweet little cuddlfis)( and I )(ave missed you! A business troll now? )(ow fancy!!! Can I give you lots of money? 38)
laying it 0n me thick ff, and trying two bribe me? a guy's g0ing to w0rry about ulteri0r motives... unless y0u're asking two buy things, in which case i uh. d0nt think you're the type f0r my wares.
My ulterior motives are to )(ang out wit)( you!!!! J-E———-EZ. Someone is used to talking to perverts on )(ere!!!! Water your wares? 38?
yeah imagine talking tw0 a pervert. on chittr.ing? a subsidiary of MxRP? wild. i sell... apparel? in general i guess. and also l0gistics.
38O!!! LIK-E OUR S)(IRTS FROM -ERIDAN W-E——-EK???? 38D
i d0n't think i'd be caught dead or alive being ass0ciated with an event named that. but if a retailer had my shit and some0ne bought it f0r the purpose i guess that's 0ut of my fronds. but n0 it's usually stupid shit, or weird stuff. 0r custom 0rders. i do g0t some sh0rts that say 'whale cared for' f0r example.
O)( no! I am sorry if I mistook you for someone else. I would love a funny fis)( pun s)(irt!
is 4ny0n3 still int0 sc3n3 girlz 0r d0 1 sigh v3ry v3ry s4dly
i hope so, we have half a dozen others here too and the7’re prett7 popular
its been 3000 years...
hello evveryone i just wwoke up wwhat a delightful day wwe are havving no havve i missed anything of import
just close ur eyes bro
No it's been very uneventful. #Tranquil, even. - MC Oleana
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i am going to restate this as a neww post rather than a reply because i am curious i do not understand wwwwhy the hate replies to my happy feminine caretakers day are you all against feminine care takers or did you misinterpret servvvve to mean servvvve in the sense of servvvvice clearly you do not knowwww ball
>> ¡t dependડ ent¡re1y on who Hated ¡t
on beforus wwe say happy feminine caretakers day may all your #mothers #servve and may all your #roses nevver #wwilt
i do not understand wwhy the hate replies are you all against feminine care takers or did you misinterpret servve to mean servve in the sense of servvice clearly you do not knoww ball
hmmm i am quite disturbed by this but i wwill bite my tongue i think
ooh tell me about it :)
what are you disturbed by?
ithurtswhenyouhatemypost...
i simply do not wwish to stand in your wway from the jokes you wwish to make or social commentary i suppose part of me does wwish to laugh if that is any consolation perhaps i should be more focused on the satirical nature of your posts
i caught a big 0ne t0day #fishingfriday #megid0may day 8 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/a589dc7f1d26.jpg
D--> It is accurate... to what I assumed... her proportions would be if her body had the additional time....to develop.... that is all.
can y0u d0 that s0mewhere else i really d0nt want t0 see arguments ab0ut the sh0cking shape 0f my chassis when i am trying t0 sh0w 0ff my fish
Your chassis is 8uilt like it's from Trolltal Drama Island. I'm not h8ing 8ut I am surprised!
8ut fine, impressive catch! Seems like there's a lot of Aradias on here catching the prince.
D --> Blame me for being a young egg wanting an awesome backup body and not really getting why. It served her better anyway.
D--> It is a very unique catch. Among the many infinites of Aradias I have no doubts you are one of the few to capture such a sea dwelling oddity, and one of if not the only to do so while wearing a very cute if silly hat.
nICE HAT aRADIA, wHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
tr0ll bass pr0 sh0p the same place i g0t this shirt
iT'S A NICE HAT, aND SHIRT,
My timeline's Aradia assisted me with the design. We were, fortunately, much older
just a little something for evverybody to keep in mind and remember for #fishingfriday catch and release fishing is the vvastly superior form of the sport please be kind to our gilled colleagues https://cdnimgchestcom/files/b455ad676b72jpeg
