Zoologer Coolscar
@affableCantor
followw me to get updates on all my fuzzy, scaly friends 🦑🐎! they/them • proud #advvocate of lusii rights
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Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
maddie i cant believe we didnt get any pictures together before the bomb went off 0n0
this picture is absolutely incredible
It's okay!!! Once I get my charred stuffing replaced and you heal furrrom your burns, we should meet up sometime and snap a pic! mew~ 💖✨
:33 < H33h33, this is a wonderfurr picture!! Thank mew so much for taking it!
as is befitting an evvent in wwhich three glistening boys rumbled and ranked themselvves in their owwn glistening excretions and a cigarette smoking fujoshi wwith tears in her eyes spanked them into eternal homoerotic compliance it ended the only wway it could wwith evveryone exploding #icame
the alpha prejoshi has established her rust colored rank dominance ovver the secondary predators of the oiled boys ecosystem the food chain has been thoroughly spanked into order
#icame
owwwwwwww owwww oww oww owwww oww
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
mE, aLSO,
i am neww to this showw but it sounds exactly up my alley i cannot wwait to see twwo casually engaged pitch mate bros dominate each other in front of their gourds!
- But Oleana! I thought you liked that stuff! 🥺 - I got a whole mmess of ringside seats. You really don't want to comme and laugh at these nummb nugs with mme??? ☹️☹️ I'll commp your snacks!
I'm not interested in that and I'm *NXT* #Coming. ..But you should DM me. - MC Oleana
- Ohh, haha... if you're sure. I'll bring you back a mmug. If you want. 😀😅 - I'll troll you right now! #OmmwToYourInbox
i am here at eridan wweek after party albeit fashionably late if any awwe inspiring wwizards or wwizard aficionados wwould like to come i wwould lovve to see you #wwoke #wwizards #zoology #rawwrmeansilovveyouinwwizard
hello evveryone the #zoology post is incoming but i wwanted to share my latest online outfit purchase wwhat do wwe think about my soon to be neww socks https://cdnimgchestcom/files/9014038fb8e7jpeg
i cannot wwait for them to to arrivve
Oh those are pretty
oh thank you so much the longer the socks the more joy i get from wwearing them this does extend to wwaders as wwell
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wHAT A FRIENDLY LOOKING, fELLOW,
come back to me... https://trilobites.info/anianocanGif.gif
happy #transdayofvvisibility to my felloww trolls and humans alike !
attention gentletrolls todays adorable #zoology post is brought to you in part by the wwonderful @dynamicflowwfields i spent all evvening lurking through the reeds and sharp brush to find this bloodthirsty little cutie and i found it mid yawwn too talk about an s tier zoology pull evveryone say hi to the cutest polemeowwbeast lusus to evver be seen #zoology #mondaysbelike #furryfriends #pawwsup #thebestcure #forahangovver #iscritters https://cdnimgchestcom/files/da85633d3600jpeg
guh do you take constructivve criticism on your comments? if not it wwas a great comment and thank you for sharing
this is the most wwonderful newws orphaner i am sure you are going to be so much happier noww once you find a neww passion to replace hunting lusii i wwould be happy to introduce you to a couple vvery friendly beasts i knoww
alright this one did make me laugh
that is so swweet you can be wwhatevver you set your pan to i believve you can be a zoologist tavvros perhaps an apprenticeship is in order
Thank y'. Best o'luck \/\/\/\/it' this. Er-- Next time m'employer allo\/\/\/\/s me about. \/\/\/\/e oughtta... speak. Nothin' terrible. Just questions 'bout yer self an' yer... timeline. I'\/\/e got a job adjacent to it.
oh sure that sounds wwonderful i havve the perfect tea cups for us to chat ovver
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Lik£, coolscar and I ar£ r£moving our shirts whil£ lik£ #bouncingonit at #£ridanw££k to honour Bruno Mars <3
Lik£, com£ to th£ #£ridanw££k aft£rparty for two th£y/th£ms #bouncingonit #shirtl£ss #nsfw
A Man Died Corvoe
wwe are they/thems wwithout shirts bouncing on the trampolines! our rumble spheres are all ovver this party
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oh heiress you are going to make me blush
oh wwatch out heiress that swwoonami is going to wwash you up and spit you out dont wworry i wwill catch you and lift you out of the sea wwith my arms haha i am only kidding of course your body is evvolvved to swwim at incredible speeds and durability i wwould not hold you if you did not wwant me to but isnt it a funny thought?
wwell if you did forget howw to swwim wwhich can happen to evven the best of us and truly is not wworth being embarrassed ovver as it can happen often i havve no choice but to hold you in my arms and carry you to safety and of course an extra extra tight hug is in order perhaps twwo or three and that is not evven counting the hugs you wwould receivve for making such a delicious meal a shrimp and pasta dinner sounds wwonderful truly is there nothing bad about you because i am startin to think that i wwould like to havve you ovver at my hivve haha
wwe are they them and bouncing on the trampoline
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I JUST WOKE UP FROM A DEAD FUCKING SLEEP. THEY'RE 6'5" AND THEY/THEM, BY THE WAY.
Oh ok.
Ooh, congratulations! A tall enby is really something to bag.
me wwaiting for #eridanwweek during wwednesday evveryone keep your eyes and fins peeled for a vvery special post from yours truly featuring a vvery gorgeous pair a beasts magical globes and a presentation on eco friendly lipstick brands and anti pollution resources https://cdnimgchestcom/files/cd7594a1a3b9png
OMG. I'm lik£ SO £xcit£d!!!!! <3
is anyone hungry? i knoww someone wwho is! i wwas just kicking my feet and pondering my big magical orbs wwhen this big lady came up out of the wwater to say hi and of course i had to toss a feww fresh fish into her wwaiting maww thats wwhy my hands alwways smell like fish #zoology #motherlife #strugglesofazoologist #wwet #lusiiarefriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/d4fb43544047jpeg
ive always loved your fun facts eridan thank you so much for teaching me this! i love pathetic boys so this is very awesome ^0^
yes wwe can hold hands like bros and wwatch the rivver beasts swwim
i mean you are so wwelcome it ovverjoys me to hear you like to hear about the wwild flora and fauna of our beautiful wworld
this is the first time i've ever been #friends with an eridan. can i call y0u that? 0r d0 y0u prefer c00lscar? just making sure i d0n't fumble my new friendship here.
it does feel strange being called eridan by strangers online but that is more so because of the structure of adult troll society and ancient beforan practices so honestly either is fine eridan is more befitting of #friendship as all my friends call me eridan but coolscar is more formal as that is my chosen title