Zeplin Xellex
@opulentAnnihilation
hE/hIm rIch EnOUgh tO bUy yOu And yOUr frIEnds. (ooc, will get a pfp soon, shuddup) also, i block freely, sorry not sorry
alright so here's my pinned ooc of sorts. basically, this guy is a whiny, spoiled dick. take no offense if he acts as such, for that is his thing.
Only hAd OnE drInk tOdAy. cAn't dEcIdE If thAts An ImprOvEmEnt Or A dIsAppOIntmEnt. #sUbstAncE.
#sUbstAncE At thE bEAch, dAy drInkIng sOmE wInE As prOmIsEd.
mIght hEAd tO thE bEAch lAtEr. Id rAthEr dO my dAydrInkIng OUtsIdE. #sUbstAncE
Wh-ch beach? :;)
Word. -t's too easy somet-mes, - swear.~
peanut butter goreos... and vodka...
plAcE yOUr bEts! If I drAnk mysElf tO dEAth, hOw lOng wOUld It tAkE UntIl my bOdy wOUld bE fOUnd? #cw-sElf-hArm #sUbstAncE
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ It really gepengs on where you gie. Gig you gie at home alone, or gig you gie in dhe miggle of a shoppingg mall? Eidher way, I dhink not gyingg shoulg be your first priority. Your continueg contributions are neegeg for dhe empire ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
whAt wAs pItIfUl AbOUt thAt lAst pOst, drInkIng AlOnE ObjEctIvEly lOOks pAthEtIc #sUbstAncE
I nEEd tO fInd sOmEOnE tO drInk wIth sO It lOOks lEss pAthEtIc :/ #sUbstAncE
AvOIdIng rEAdIng hEr pOsts lIkE thE plAgUE sO thAt I dOnt thInk AbOUt hEr
Oh waiterrrrr, another round pleaseeeee?
And ill have what hes having to boot.
Mango, passionfruit, chilli tequila.
Oho a man with taste i see? Im quite attached to a bottle of tequila myself.
Usually I am more partial to vodka, soju, wine, whiskey... well, I suppose my range is larger than I believed prior.
The makings of a great evening by the sounds of it. Something perhaps you and I are due to share soon. *pistol wink*
Long overdue for a house party I'd say.
Trolls Don't Even Get " Hot And Bothered " When You Bully Them Anymore. Truly, This Is The Worst Timeline. #suggestive #nsfc #generalpost
>> Who ¡ડ not gett¡ng hot and bothered
It's this heatwave. They're already hot and bothered enough, you can't make it worse.
I'm Going To Bully Some Trolls And Get Back To You With My Findings. #suggestive #nsfc
>> Rea1
mAdE A fcUkIng fOOl Of mysElf. nOt EvEn drInkgn cAn fIx thIs. #sUbstAncE
2 bOtlEs dOwn #sUbstAncE
sometimes women arwen t shit only sometimes though because else it would be misogynistic and it goes both ways but in this cirwcumstance some women arwen t shit chin up therwe arwe many otherw fish bitches genderw neutrwal in the sea you can bag
Im sUch Ad Umb AsshOlE whY dId IdO thAt Im gOnnA drInk mysElf dEAd 2nItE #cw-sElf-hArm #sUbstAncE
fUck All Of yUO I dOtn nEEd AnyOnE. Im jsUt gOnnA drInk UntIl I pAss OUt #sUbstAncE
cAnt bElIEvE shE fUckIgn dUmpEd mE. shE wAs bAsIcAlly hUmpIng mE EvErydAy. fUckIng tEAsE. #nsfw
shE AlrEAdy hAs A mAtEsprIt. fUck my lIfE brO
sorry for your loss there are alqays more piss in the sea or whatever
(20 bucks i break them up and whip up a special charm,)
my nook hur♀s
EITHER GET THAT CHECKED IF YOU HAVE NO REASSON FOR THAT OR GOOD FOR YOU IF YOU DO >83
i swwear people are fuckin illiterate man, and i aint meanin that like "i literally cant read" i mean that as in "they think they can read but they do not havve the essential cognitivve function to parse through the text and digest it in a meaningful wway" evverytime i see a shit take on any site i assume nine times outta ten, they genuinely cant read and need evverythin dripfed to them in a rodentbeast wwaterbottle like some infantile lagomorphic creature
#beamme this howw many lowwbloods does it take to screww in a lightbulb
one, or perhaps none if one has good enough psionic manipulation.
You knok who else knows how to screw in a lightbulb?
you are an absolute ogre are you sure youre a jade an not a stalagmite deep throatin olivve