Dionis Giraud
@theolepsyCabaret
THIRTEENTH·INCARNATED·PROPHET·OF·THE·CANONIZED·PIERROTERROR·DELFARTE·IV·OF·MARSILLY PROVD·PANTOPATRIARCHIST PGTOV·(PVRPLES·GOOFING·THEIR·OVN·VAY) VADERS·DO·NOT·BLOCK www.carnify.com/infocarousel
Your name is DIONIS GIRAUD. You are a devout follower of the CULT OF PANTOMIMES, a denomination of the broader CLURCH which you thoroughly aim to distinguish from the more mainstream FALSE JUGGALO FAITH. Under the teachings of this heterodoxy, the true and original religion was founded by ELITE CLOWNISH ENTERTAINERS embodied by archetypal characters such as the PIERROTERRORS, SCARLEQUINS, AND COLUMBILES. It is your MESSIAH GIVEN purpose and sworn duty as a INCARNATED PROPHET for the true faith that you spread the truths of PANTOPATRIARCHIST PHILOSOPHY in accordance with its emphasis on cultivating TRADITIONALIST MALE PURPLE VALUES. These messages are conveniently delivered to the tender bleatbeasts of your flock through your enthnoreligious political podcast INFO CAROUSEL much in the exact manner you yourself were instructed in the teachings of your sect. On behalf of your attachment to the FOREMOST ANCIENT RELIGION you do not tend to get along terribly well with your purple peers. You are also greatly distrustful of the sea dwelling folk as in PANTOMIME CANON it was they who overthrew the RIGHTFUL HEIRS OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE thanks to the TROLL JUDAS LIKE BETRAYAL from the Juggalo blasphemers. Nevertheless your WICKED GOOD LOOKS AND STARTLING CHARISMA are sure to attract an abundance of dudes and dudettes which shall act as the perfect co-stars in your RIGHTEOUS PATH OF COMMEDIA DELL’FARTE THEATRE. In your spare time you like to partake in MYTHICAL ARTS AND CRAFTS, particularly of the SHUTTLE TATTING VARIETY, towards the ends of both occupying your TUMULTUOUS PSYCHE and busying your SHIFTY FRONDS. You are also well versed in playing the ACCORDION, CONCERTINA, AND MELODICA in great fondness for their DULCET HONK-ESQUE TONES. Your trolltag is theolepsyCabaret and you speak in a SVCCINCT·DICTATION·VHICH·BEFITS·YOVR·NOBLE·ANCESTRY
THE·IDIOMATIC·PHRASE·“CRANKING·ONES·HOG”·ELICITS·PRODVCTIVE·IMAGERY·OF·FINE·MACHINERY·AND·A·VELL·OILED·EFFICIENCY IN·REALITY·THE·HAPHAZARD·AND·SELF·INIVRIOVS·NATVRE·OF·THIS·ACT·VOVLD·SOONER·BRING·TO·MIND·THE·IMAGININGS·OF·HOG·STRANGVLATION·OR·TOTAL·HOG·ANNIHILATION·EVEN #nsfw
YOV·MOTHERFVCKERS·ARE·NOT·READY·FOR·MY·IENFER·CVLIGE·IMPRESSION
Nope. We sure aren’t, Dionis. You are correct.
YOVR·VOKERY·HATH·NO·PLACE·HERE·DEVIL LEAVE·LEAVE·AT·ONCE
VHO·AMONG·YOV·KEEPS·HIDING·HAY·AMIDST·MY·FVCKING·VIRES
ABOVT·THE·BEER·THING·I·IVST·HAVE·TO·ASK·IS·THIS·LIKE·A·LIKE·LAGER·OR·A·IPA·OR·A·TROLL·GVINNESS·BECAVSE·I·THINK·THE·VILLINGNESS·OF·ONES·PARTNER·TO·ENGAGE·IN·TENDER·SVEATY·SVCKLING·OF·THE·LATTER·VARIETIES·IS·MORE·OF·AN·ACT·OF·SACRIFICIAL·LOVE·AND·IS·THEREFORE·MORE·ROMANTIC #suggestive·#substances
LOOK·AT·ME·SQVARE·IN·THE·GLOBES·AND·TELL·ME·IF·YOV·THINK·A·COOTIE·RIDDEN·FEMALE·COVLD·KNOV·CIRCVS·BALL·LIKE·THIS
hehehehe | I meant the part about it being a form of sacrificial love, highblood. I'm really sorry i didn't mena to upset you :(
YOVR·GROVELING·IS·AGAIN·APPRECIATED·BVT·YOV·ARE·ON·THIN·FVCKING·ICE
Wnat are you goihg oh about? Do tne cohcept of ihfectiohs just go rignt over your motnerfuckihg nead?
I·AM·NOT·DOING·THE·SVCKING·THIS·IS·LIKE·SOME·REAL·PROVE·YOVR·FEALTY·TO·ME·TYPE·SHIT·AND·IF·THAT·SHAVTY·IS·DYING·TO·HAVE·THEIR·IMMVNE·SYSTEM·INVNDATED·VITH·MY·CROTCH·BEASTIES·SO·BE·IT
I guess tnat makes sehse but I'm still lookihg at you weird for tnis post, bud.
tnat actually goes so fuckihg nard. Judgemeht nalved.
IN·ACTVAL·HOMAGE·OF·THIS·FOREIGN·FESTIVAL·OF·CELEBRATING·ONES·MASCVLINE·CAREGIVERS·I·VOVLD·LIKE·TO·PAY·PROPER·RESPECTS·TO·THE·MAN·I·AM·MOST·INDEBTED·TO THE·TVELFTH·INCARNATED·PROPHET·OF·THE·CANONIZED·PIERROTERROR·DEL’FARTE·IV·OF·MARSILLY IORPET·DANSON IT·IS·BECAVSE·OF·YOV·FATHER·THAT·I·AM·HALF·THE·PANTOMIME·I·AM·TODAY IT·IS·BY·YOVR·SPIRIT·THAT·LIVES·ON·VITHIN·ME·THAT·I·HAVE·BEEN·GRACED·VITH·THIS·PVRPLE·TONGVE·SPEVING·STRAIGHT·FACT·ACID·VPON·THE·VNVASHED·MASSES IT·IS·FOR·YOVR·HONOR·THAT·I·RID·EACH·AND·EVERY·BLOCK·OF·MY·COMPOVND·FROM·THE·DEMONIC·PRESENCE·OF·EIACVLATE·ENCRVSTED·STOMPING·SLEEVES A·THOVSAND·BLESSINGS·VPON·YOVR·MEMORY·AND·TILL·VE·MEET·AGAIN·CLASPING·FRONDS·GLEEFVLLY·ATOP·THE·MOST·HANDSOME·HOOFBEASTS·ON·THE·MERRY·GO·ROVND·OF·THE·AFTERLIFE “THE·PEOPLE·VHO·HOLD·THAT·OVR·CVLTVRE·IS·AN·OPPRESSIVE·PATRIARCHY·THEY·DONT·VANT·TO·ADMIT·THAT·THE·CVRRENT·HIERARCHY·MIGHT·BE·PREDICATED·ON·COMPETENCE” https://i.imgur.com/jmXbHwH.png
IOE·MANY·LOVBLOODS·DOES·IT·TAKE·TO·CHANGE·A·LOG·BY·BVLB????? NONE·THEIR·TOO·BVSY???? THEIR·HEMOSPECTRVM
* ... ...what?
* heheh. okay well if you put it like that thats pretty funny * even if i still do not understand what you meant at all
| dmt get |t :(
UM WAT LOL
REST·IN·PEACE·MY·LVSVS·HE·GOT·HIT·BY·A·BAZOOKA #FATHERSDAY
THIS·VADER·HAD·THEIR·HIVE·MIRACVLOVSLY·EXPLODE·VNDERVATER IT·DOES·NOT·GET·BETTER·THAN·THIS
HOOLIGANS·SCOVNDRELS·AND·NAERDOVELLS·KNOV·NOV·THAT·THEY·ARE·VATCHING
THEY·TALK·AN·AVFVL·LOT·ABOVT·GIRL·DINNERS·AND·I·FIND·IT·VNFATHOMABLE·THAT·SOME·OF·YOV·EVEN·SVSTAIN·YOVRSELVES
IN·MY·CEASELESS·PVRSVIT·OF·TRANSPARENCY·REGARDING·MY·VELLNESS·IOVRNEY·I·HAVE·DECIDED·TO·SHARE·THE·RESVLTS·OF·MY·MOST·RECENT·COLONOSCOPY·VITH·YOV·MY·LOYAL·FLOCK YES·THIS·IS·EXACTLY·AS·IT·APPEARS AS·YOV·CAN·SEE·THERE·IS·A·NODE·OR·AS·I·VAS·TOLD·A·POLYP·OF·SORTS·NESTLED·COMFORTABLY·ALONG·THE·VALLS·OF·MY·NOBLE·BOVELS THE·MEDICVLLER·SVGGESTED·I·HAVE·IT·REMOVED·AS·APART·OF·SOME·SVPPOSED·PANACEA·FOR·SO·CALLED·“GASTRIC·DISTRESS” “BITCH”·I·SAID·TO·HER·“ARE·YOV·INSANE·THIS·IS·A·REMARKABLE·SIGN·OF·MEDICAL·INNOVATION·AND·YOV·INTEND·TO·DEPRIVE·THE·PVBLIC·OF·THIS·EVIDENCE·OF·MIRACVLOVS·ADAPTATION” THAT·SHVT·HER·VP·RIGHT·VELL ANYVAYS·I·AM·MENTIONING·THIS·INCIDENT·IN·THE·FIRST·PLACE·AS·I·VISHED·TO·PREACH·BEHIND·THE·TRVE·MEANING·OF·THIS·APPARENT·POLYP·BEING·THAT·OBVIOVSLY·ALL·OF·THE·BAD·AND·MALIGNANT·FLESHY·FLVIDS·AND·VHATNOT·HAVE·BEEN·STORED·IN·THIS·VERY·VVVLAR·LOOKING·THINGY·IN·MY·SIGMOID·COLON THIS·IS·PVRPOSEFVL·MY·IMMVNE·SYSTEM·IS·ISOLATING·THE·TOXINS·TO·BE·PVRIFIED·INTO·BETTER·SVBSTANCES·LIKE·SOME·REAL·COAL·INTO·DIAMONDS·TYPE·SHIT·I·AM·SVRE·MOST·OF·YOV·VOVLD·NOT·REALLY·VNDERSTAND TO·REMOVE·THIS·VOVLD·BE·TO·HALT·THIS·BENEFICIAL·PROCESS·PREMATVRELY·AND·VOVLD·BE·DISASTROVS·FOR·MY·VELLBEING THAT·MOVTHY·BROAD·THEN·HAD·THE·NERVE·TO·ASK·“BVT·VHAT·ABOVT·YOVR·YOVR·DIGESTIVE·ISSVES” AND·I·VAS·LIKE·BITCH·VHAT·ARE·YOV·TALKING·ABOVT·DO·YOV·MEAN·MY·FLVXES·THE·FLVXES·ARE·ANOTHER·PRODVCTIVE·FORM·OF·PVRGING·TOXINS·FROM·THE·BODY·THAT·99%·OF·TROLLS·IVST·ALLOV·TO·FESTER·IN·THEIR·PVTRID·INNARDS I·AM·ACTIVELY·PARTICIPATING·IN·MY·HEALTH·AND·THESE·IEALOVS·ENVIOVS·HACKS·ATTEMPT·TO·PVNISH·ME·FOR·IT FVCKING·VNBELIEVABLE BVT·VHATEVER·HERE·IS·THE·IMAGE·FOR·THOSE·OF·YOV·VHO·ARE·TOO·OBTVSE·TO·EVEN·OPEN·YOVR·GANDERING·SLITS·IN·THE·FIRST·PLACE https://i.imgur.com/c5E1Zv7.png #nsfw·#gore
Hey, man, you know what. Yeah, rock on. You got this.
TVO·AND·A·HALF·VIPES·SINCE·MY·LAST·PRIVATE·PAILING·AND·I·DO·BELIEVE·I·HAVE·SVFFICIENTLY·EXPANDED·MY·FRONTAL·LOBE BOTH·MY·MENTAL·AND·PHYSICAL·CAPABILITIES·ARE·AT·THEIR·HEIGHT MY·DETESTOSTERONE·LEVELS·(HIGHER·THAN·EVEN·THE·AVERAGE·PVRPLD·NATVRALLY)·HAVE·INCREASED·BY·SEVEN·PERCENT·AND·COVNTING·PLVS·I·AM·NOTICING·MORE·GRADVAL·AND·FELICITOVS·DOPAMIME·RELEASE·DVRING·PRAYER·AND·EVENING·MEDIATATION THIS·IS·PEAK·FORM THIS·IS·VHAT·THEY·ARE·TAKING·FROM·YOV #NOFAP·#DETESTOSTERONE·#RETENTION· #NSFV
Look mate as long as yerr havin' fun.
Yeah nah that's a good sign.
ACCVRSED·HOGS·HEAR·ME·NOV·AND·KNOV·THAT·DIVINE·VILL·DEMANDS·I·MOV·YOV·INTO·A·FINE·PASTE·AS·FERTILIZER·FOR·THE·VELL·MAINTAINED·LAVNS·OF·IVSTICE
I·VILL·SOON·BE·TAKING·APPLICATIONS·FOR·MY·NEXT·TVRNSPIT·LOVBLOOD YES·THERE·IS·HEALTH·INSVRANCE
SOME·OF·YOV·ON·THIS·VERY·CHITTR.ING·VILL·SLING·BVNGHOLE·MORE·READILY·THAN·THE·GREAT·SAINT·CORNHOLIO
ANY·CRIME·SHOVLD·BE·LEGAL·IF·IT·IS·FVNNY·ENOVGH I·AM·AVARE·OTHERS·HAVE·SAID·THIS·BVT·BEING·THAT·I·AM·THIS·SITES·DE·FACTO·AVTHORITY·ON·GAFFS·AND·GIGGLES·IT·MVST·CLEARLY·BE·DELIVERED·FROM·MY·RELIABLE·SPEAKING·FLAPS
I·DO·NOT·VNDERSTAND·THE·INSISTENCE·ON·OILING·ONES·NAKEDNESS SVRELY·YOV·DO·NOT·NEED·ALL·OF·THAT·GREASE·TO·CONVEY·AN·ATTRACTIVE·MVSCVLARITY SLIP·AND·SLIDE·HOGVASH·THE·LOT·OF·IT·I·SAY #suggestive
I think th⚣se are m⚣stly d⚣ne f⚣r like... c⚣ntests? By ⚣iling up the muscles y⚣u get better light reflecti⚣n t⚣ see definiti⚣n.
IS·THAT·NOT·THE·ROLE·OF·ONES·NATVRAL·AND·VNADVLTERATED·VEEPING·SVEAT·GLANDS
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Man does NOT want to be invited to the oil wrestling.
IT·DEFEATS·THE·PVRPOSE·OF·VRESTLING HOV·ARE·YOV·SVPPOSED·TO·VRESTLE·VHEN·NARY·A·VRESTLING·CAN·TAKE·PLACE·ON·BEHALF·OF·THE·LIBERAL·LVBRICATION
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < I've never felt such pity for a guy who's definitely way richer than me. But bro..
I think the pe⚣ple wh⚣ d⚣ th⚣se c⚣mpetiti⚣ns have t⚣ dehydrate themselves s⚣ the skin is tighter ⚣n the muscle, s⚣ sweat pr⚣bably w⚣uldn't w⚣rk :/
YOVR·ROMANTIC·DISPLAYS·ARE·LOST·ME PERHAPS·HAD·YOV·THE·CAPACITY·FOR·A·THOROVGHLY·ASHY·AND·DVST·RIDDEN·THROVDOVN·THAT·COVLD·CHANGE·BVT·AA·IT·STANDS·YOV·ARE·VASTING·MY·TIME
GHOVLISH·BEHAVIOR·THEY·SHOVLD·SIMPLY·PARTAKE·IN·CEMENT·SVPPLEMENTS·LIKE·THE·REST·OF·VS (LINK·IN·BIO·BY·THV·VAY)
THE·LOT·OF·YOV·CODDLING·THAT·FOOL·VITH·AN·INABILITY·TO·VACILLATE·PITCH·VILL·HAVE·SOME·SLIMEY·GOREY·VISCERA·ON·YOVR·FRONDS·VHEN·THEIR·PROST-HATE·EXPLODES #suggestive·#gore