Dionis Giraud

(OOC) 4 months ago

Your name is DIONIS GIRAUD. You are a devout follower of the CULT OF PANTOMIMES, a denomination of the broader CLURCH which you thoroughly aim to distinguish from the more mainstream FALSE JUGGALO FAITH. Under the teachings of this heterodoxy, the true and original religion was founded by ELITE CLOWNISH ENTERTAINERS embodied by archetypal characters such as the PIERROTERRORS, SCARLEQUINS, AND COLUMBILES. It is your MESSIAH GIVEN purpose and sworn duty as a INCARNATED PROPHET for the true faith that you spread the truths of PANTOPATRIARCHIST PHILOSOPHY in accordance with its emphasis on cultivating TRADITIONALIST MALE PURPLE VALUES. These messages are conveniently delivered to the tender bleatbeasts of your flock through your enthnoreligious political podcast INFO CAROUSEL much in the exact manner you yourself were instructed in the teachings of your sect. On behalf of your attachment to the FOREMOST ANCIENT RELIGION you do not tend to get along terribly well with your purple peers. You are also greatly distrustful of the sea dwelling folk as in PANTOMIME CANON it was they who overthrew the RIGHTFUL HEIRS OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE thanks to the TROLL JUDAS LIKE BETRAYAL from the Juggalo blasphemers. Nevertheless your WICKED GOOD LOOKS AND STARTLING CHARISMA are sure to attract an abundance of dudes and dudettes which shall act as the perfect co-stars in your RIGHTEOUS PATH OF COMMEDIA DELL’FARTE THEATRE. In your spare time you like to partake in MYTHICAL ARTS AND CRAFTS, particularly of the SHUTTLE TATTING VARIETY, towards the ends of both occupying your TUMULTUOUS PSYCHE and busying your SHIFTY FRONDS. You are also well versed in playing the ACCORDION, CONCERTINA, AND MELODICA in great fondness for their DULCET HONK-ESQUE TONES. Your trolltag is theolepsyCabaret and you speak in a SVCCINCT·DICTATION·VHICH·BEFITS·YOVR·NOBLE·ANCESTRY

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

ALL·I·AM·SAYING·IS·YOV·VHISKEYLETS·VILL·NEVER·TRVLY·VNDERSTAND·THE·VNPARALLELED·IOY·OF·SPLASHING·OVT·ON·A·THIRTY·CAEGAR·BOTTLE·OF·VINE·AND·DECANTING·IT·FOR·A·CHEEKY·LITTLE·CHVGALVG

youtu.beyoutu.be

#substance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

(OOC) 1 month ago

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Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

FVCK VHAT

Kult: +2

Total: 2

SO·BASICALLY·THIS·IS·CINEMA

youtu.beyoutu.be

THE·PEOPLE·OF·EARTH·C·ARE·GOING·CRAZY·THAT·PRESIDENT·@BARACKOBAMA·VAS·CONSTANTLY·CHEVING·GVM AND·THEN·ON·TOP·OF·THAT·HE·TOOK·IT·OVT·OF·HIS·SPEAKING·FLAPS·AND·PVT·IT·BACK YOV·CANT·DO·IT·ITS·DISGVSTING

@barackObama

Kult: +24

Kull: +24

Total: 48

Ratio: 1.00

Barak Trollbama

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

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Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

I did do that yeah.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

BEFORE·YOV·IS·AN·ELECTRIC·CHAIR· NOV·VHAT·YOV·MAY·NOT·NOTICE·IS·THAT·VPON·THIS·CHAIR·THERE·IS·ALSO·AN·ELECTRIC·VHOOPEE·CVSHION

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

Ravian Erelko

@notOriginalenough[NO]

꒰𓇼 what ab𖦹☾t da electric dild𖦹w wjat abt dat 𖦹ne 𓇼꒱

↩ @notOriginalenough[NO]

VHAT·IS·IT·VITH·YOV·MVCVS·LADEN·(OR·SHALL·I·SAY·VADEN)·FVCKS·THAT·YOV·CANNOT·HOP·OFF·MY·MODEST·YET·SIZABLE·BVLGE·FOR·FIVE·SECONDS

#suggestive

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

Ravian Erelko

@notOriginalenough[NO]

꒰𓇼 did nawt ask abt ☾r b☾lge size thanks 𓇼꒱

↩ @notOriginalenough[NO]

BVT·YOV·DID·ASK·ABOVT·THE·DILDO·

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

Ravian Erelko

@notOriginalenough[NO]

꒰𓇼 nawt da same thin 𓇼꒱

Kull: +5

Total: 5

VE·HEBBEN·EEN·SERIEUS·PROBLEEM·MET·DE·POLITIEKE·ONTWIKKELINGEN·MBT·DE·DWANGWET·EN·IK·HOOP·DAT·DAT·DE·KOMENDE·DAGEN·KAN·WORDEN·OPGELOST

I·OFTEN·TAKE·LEISVRELY·STROLLS·AROVND·THE·GROVNDS·OF·MY·COMEDY·CONVENT·(COMVENT) AND·IN·MY·PVRPOSED·FROLICKING·AMIDST·THE·FRVITFVL·VINEYARDS·MY·PAN·VANDERS·TO·THE·ERRANT·VHISPERINGS·OF·THE·GOBLET IN·MY·CORNER·OF·ALTERNIA·THE·GENTLE·LVLL·OF·A·FVLL·GLASS·VAS·A·NECESSARY·LAPSE·IN·THE·HVMDRVM·DRVMMING·OF·COVRT·IESTER·AFFAIRS VNLIKE·THAT·MOST·NOXIOVS·OF·IVGGALO·SLVRRIES·VINE·IS·THE·ELIXIR·OF·THE·ARTIST·THE·POET·AND·THE·ACTOR· IT·CVLTIVATES·CVLTVRE IT·BREEDS·MARTYRS IT·IS·THAT·SVCCVLENT·STVFF·OF·LIFE·VHICH·NVRTVRES·BOTH·THE·SOVL·AND·THE·PAN EXTREMELY·HEALTHY·TO·CONSVME·REGVLARLY·MIGHT·I·ADD #substance

#substance

Kult: +10

Total: 10

REMINDER·THAT·#VADER·IS·NOT·A·#SLVR·BVT·A·RECLAMATION·SLASH·DECLARATION·OF·THE·HARDSHIPS·PVRPLES·FACE·VNDER·SEADVELLER·TYRANNY

#wader #slur

Kult: +25

Kull: +22

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.14

eridan ampora

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Master of Majyyks

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Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

wwhy cant it be a slur im fine wwith pejorativves actually

↩ @caligulasAquarium[CA]

OKAY·I·VILL·VSE·IT·AS·A·SLVR·IN·YOVR·DIRECTION·IN·PARTICVLAR VADER

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

eridan ampora

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Amporacoin

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Master of Majyyks

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Luxury Class Chittrer

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Pitch One

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

ha ha yes thats the spirit you filthy fuckin sugar snortin circus freak

↩ @caligulasAquarium[CA]

YOV·ARE·VEIRD AND·YET·THERE·IS·ALVAYS·A·VEIRDER·VADER

I·BELIEVE·THAT·A·FEV·OF·YOV·SEEMED·TO·HAVE·CONFVSED·THIS·#INSECT·BASED·VEBSITE·FOR·AN·#INCEST·ONE

#incest #insect

Kult: +62

Kull: +25

Total: 87

Ratio: 2.48

Eurydi Styxen

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Watch Out!

Clown rabies is real, actually.

@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

i’m tr/)ll dyslexic and s/)meh/)w read this sentence but with the tw/) w/)rds /)f interest swapped

↩ @perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

MY·POINT·IS·THAT·MANY·APPEAR·TO·HAVE·DONE·THIS·ALSO·BVT·VITHOVT·THE·EXCVSE·OF·DYSLEXIA

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

Eurydi Styxen

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Watch Out!

Clown rabies is real, actually.

@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

shame. need m/)re bugp/)sting /)n this site i want the bug p/)sting

↩ @perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

IT·IS·ALL·BVG·POSTING·HERE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Zyleth Eshone

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@nimbleInsect[NI]

!'ll doo my beest too proov!de moore bug poosts 🫡

EIGHTEEN·NAKED·RVST·BLOODS·IN·THE·ABLVTION·TRAP·AT·RAM·LVSVS·RANCH #nsfw

Kult: +32

Kull: +5

Total: 37

Ratio: 6.40

THANKFVLLY·I·AM·NOT·A·CLOVN I·AM·LIKE·SOME·OTHER·SHIT

Kult: +10

Total: 10

THE·IDIOMATIC·PHRASE·“CRANKING·ONES·HOG”·ELICITS·PRODVCTIVE·IMAGERY·OF·FINE·MACHINERY·AND·A·VELL·OILED·EFFICIENCY IN·REALITY·THE·HAPHAZARD·AND·SELF·INIVRIOVS·NATVRE·OF·THIS·ACT·VOVLD·SOONER·BRING·TO·MIND·THE·IMAGININGS·OF·HOG·STRANGVLATION·OR·TOTAL·HOG·ANNIHILATION·EVEN #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

YOV·MOTHERFVCKERS·ARE·NOT·READY·FOR·MY·IENFER·CVLIGE·IMPRESSION

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Caspertame

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Nope. We sure aren’t, Dionis. You are correct.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

YOVR·VOKERY·HATH·NO·PLACE·HERE·DEVIL LEAVE·LEAVE·AT·ONCE

Kult: +6

Total: 6

IT·IS·ACTVALLY·ALL·BEKNOVNST·TO·ME

Kult: +17

Total: 17

VHO·AMONG·YOV·KEEPS·HIDING·HAY·AMIDST·MY·FVCKING·VIRES

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ABOVT·THE·BEER·THING·I·IVST·HAVE·TO·ASK·IS·THIS·LIKE·A·LIKE·LAGER·OR·A·IPA·OR·A·TROLL·GVINNESS·BECAVSE·I·THINK·THE·VILLINGNESS·OF·ONES·PARTNER·TO·ENGAGE·IN·TENDER·SVEATY·SVCKLING·OF·THE·LATTER·VARIETIES·IS·MORE·OF·AN·ACT·OF·SACRIFICIAL·LOVE·AND·IS·THEREFORE·MORE·ROMANTIC #suggestive·#substances

#substances #suggestive

Kult: +90

Kull: +75

Total: 165

Ratio: 1.20

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

Eden McAfee

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Beautiful Biologist

Someone making a digital catalog for the nature of alternia.

Clicker Frenzy

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@lilacLagomorph[LL]

it really does ugh

↩ @adeptSidekick[AS]

LOOK·AT·ME·SQVARE·IN·THE·GLOBES·AND·TELL·ME·IF·YOV·THINK·A·COOTIE·RIDDEN·FEMALE·COVLD·KNOV·CIRCVS·BALL·LIKE·THIS

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

Pathea Ahlzez

@adeptSidekick[AS]

hehehehe | I meant the part about it being a form of sacrificial love, highblood. I'm really sorry i didn't mena to upset you :(

↩ @adeptSidekick[AS]

YOVR·GROVELING·IS·AGAIN·APPRECIATED·BVT·YOV·ARE·ON·THIN·FVCKING·ICE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mensir Rumonz

pansexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

@catatonicCorpse[CC]

Wnat are you goihg oh about? Do tne cohcept of ihfectiohs just go rignt over your motnerfuckihg nead?

↩ @catatonicCorpse[CC]

I·AM·NOT·DOING·THE·SVCKING·THIS·IS·LIKE·SOME·REAL·PROVE·YOVR·FEALTY·TO·ME·TYPE·SHIT·AND·IF·THAT·SHAVTY·IS·DYING·TO·HAVE·THEIR·IMMVNE·SYSTEM·INVNDATED·VITH·MY·CROTCH·BEASTIES·SO·BE·IT

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

Mensir Rumonz

pansexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

@catatonicCorpse[CC]

I guess tnat makes sehse but I'm still lookihg at you weird for tnis post, bud.

↩ @catatonicCorpse[CC]

LOOK·ALL·YOV·VANT·IVST·MAKE·SVRE·YOV·LAVGH·AS·VELL

↩ @theolepsyCabaret[TC]

Mensir Rumonz

pansexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

@catatonicCorpse[CC]

tnat actually goes so fuckihg nard. Judgemeht nalved.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @catatonicCorpse[CC]

I·ALVAYS·KNOV·VHAT·I·AM·DOING·#VIN

#win

Kult: +5

Total: 5