♦ pitied by @theolepsyCabaret
>>>(Extensions) of extensions >>>(Winding), winding, forcefully binding >>>(Daisy) chains though (My) chute >>>(Tongue) crossings, pedestrian ill fortune >>>(Unconvicted), no plea, unheard, with conviction
｢kekekeke i just bought ououo-chans wiggling day voice pack and it only cost me 600セイガー shes so kawaii dake with her wriggles iyaaaaaan!Σ(°O° )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: セイガー means currency in east alternian, kawaii dake means super cutieful! ✧⁺⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝⁺✧ and iyaaaaan is gitaigo for screaming.]
｢kekeke... megane-san has the most wonderful thread signature ever. when everyone sees it, they can't help but exclaim "megane-san! subarashiiiiii!♪(´ε｀*)"｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: subarashi means... completely amazeballs! this is the east alternian way of expressing complete admiration and gratitude for your otaku friends.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b78dd2e3d17.png
｢why does megane-san have to shave his nubstump ಠ益ಠ his official dakimakura of dtuber-chan likes his bushōhige.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: dakimakura is a pillow for someone's coupsession! they're especially designed to withstand otakus and their nuzzling bushōhige kekeke~ :3... their keratinous neck hairs.✍️(⎚-⎚)✧]
｢nykyaa! this forum style is so baka! boku can't even input his cool custom forum signature... щ(`Д´щ;)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka is the east alternian way to say stupid. it's only one syllable, because they prioritize being swift and concise! (⸝⸝◜o◝⸝⸝) boku is my east alternian pronoun, it basically means that i'm a really cool guy kekeke (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
｢boys cannot be kawaii... only kyute girls can be sugoi enough to earn the sacred, eastern alternian title of かわいい. （●´_｀●) shruggu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kawaii is an ancient, eastern alternian way to refer to a cute girl. this title is sacred to the girl gender, no arguments allowed! boys can only be kūruna... or minikui, in the case of megane-san's haters! (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
｢k-kyaahhh!! ai-chan and all the kyyyyute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ girls here are giving me a super spurting hanaji! i'm getting lightheaded... this reminds me of "kono monogatari no shujinkō wa, fukusū no nakama ga iru sekushīna orību-iro no otokodesu!?!★"(´⊙ω⊙`)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hanaji (鼻血) means bleeding from your cartilagous sniffbump! kyahhh is what megane-san says when he's totally startled and blushing! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ]
/ETSS HOPE FOR SSOMETHING NICE AND BIG TO FA// FOR SSAID TRAPSS THEN I HOWEVER AM FINA//Y SSTARTING TO FEE/ MY RECUPERACOON CA//ING FOR ME >8/
>>| .i'm getting concerned messages .about my wellbeing. .i .am not kidnapped, nor hijacked nor manipulated. .i just really love purplebloods that .is .all. .i wish .i could describe, but .it would go .on .and .on. .i may .even create .a dedicated page for that topic somenight. #purplelove
I think that comment has brieflly snapped me out of my llate night moodiness. At lleast for a few minutes. This website fosters all types.
Anyway, I had a dream that there was a really big onion. That's it. Just a huge onion.
>>>(Reputation) is the pest, ever burgeoning, which subsumes all stories into (Itself)... >>>(The) many headed beast, face twisted into braids >>>(Unchecked) tulpa grown cancerous...
GOT THREE PULVERIEZD STARCHPOLYPS IN MY TROLL MDCONALDS BREAKFAST INSTED OF TWO #EPICWIN
[ >MAYHAPS THE FEED WAS TOO BUSY WITH NONSENSE "CONFESSIONS" AND DEBAUCHERY YESTERNIGHT FOR THE DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE MIGHTY VISAGE OF MINE LUSUS. BEHOLDETH HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/08/AKRAVI-LUSUS.MD.PNG_ ]
^okay well then you need to change your handle to incoherentIconoclast>
Sometimes I like to throw rocks at drones til they get mad as fork and try to cull me.
aWW, sO HANDSOME,