♦ pitied by @theolepsyCabaret
꧁#SFW꧂ ꧁#BUGLERATING꧂ ꧁@consequentlyOblique ꧂ ꧁So. This is my full description of Phuntr Guynax's bugle. Brass instrument. Do not misread this.꧂ ꧁It is older. Donated. Probably touched by many hands and at least one troll with extremely bad breath. The finish is worn around the places where fingers would rest, and there is a small dent near the bell that makes me think it was either dropped, swung, or used to punctuate an argument.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Structurally intact. Not pristine.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 1꧂ ꧁It is a bugle. It should not bend. If it does bend, that is bad.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 5꧂ ꧁Standard enough. Comfortable to hold. ꧂ ꧁Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 4꧂ ꧁The tubing is narrow, but the bell gives it presence. Most of the visual confidence is in the flare. That is normal for bugles.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ: 0.꧂ ꧁Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｃｅｎｔ：꧂ ꧁Old brass, dust, tarnish, stale case fabric.꧂ ꧁Ｔａｓｔｅ：꧂ ꧁I do not recommend tasting it. Coppery. Bitter. Like regret and coins.꧂ ꧁Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ：꧂ ꧁Cool, smooth, lightly tarnished. Slight roughness near the dent. ꧂ ꧁Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ：꧂ ꧁Condensation. Spit. Possibly valve oil.꧂ ꧁Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ：꧂ ꧁Light-medium. Easy to carry.꧂ ꧁Overall: battered, metallic, stubborn, emotionally suspicious, and more dignified than expected. This is a serviceable bugle. Possibly cursed. Definitely needs cleaning.꧂
Ooh ooh! Yeah yeah! Uhuh!! I am WHITE BOY DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let us BOOGIE BIG TIME!!! It is nice to borrow their culture. They are such fun dancers ! White boys and non white boys alike, let us white boy dance tonight!!!!
@l3vi4th4nL3dg3r uuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh⸮⸮⸮ w3 got 4 probLEM HEERE BUDDY⸮⸮⸮
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Me when there's no way to get people to have a night out with me otherwise.
ya and i don drink win3 cuz it 2uck2 whi2ky ta2t3 way b3tt3r thn rottn fruit
Oh that was actual·ll·ly mid unfurl·l.
｢kekeke, ai-chan...~ itadakimasu, ai-chan!☆~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: keh... even though ai-chan ran away to her gaijin, megane still wants her to be choto well fed! (ФωФ) in fact, itadakimasu is an east alternian phrase that means "hey, everybody, join me together for this delightful and filling meal!"]
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pchoo is not a fart sound! it is the sound of a cool thing going fast. like an awesome jetpack! >:(
favorite family dude moment: stuart calling his caretaker a "horrible bitch" haha you crack me up little grub
YOU EVER GO TO GREGGS AND ORDER GAS NIBLETS ON TOAST? TELL YOU WHAT. FUCKING. BRILLIANT. IT’S ON THE SECRET MENU. TRY THAT SHITE AND TELL ME YOU AREN’T IMPRESSED YOU DOUGHNUT. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/49DA20301826.JPEG x
LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SEA CUCUMBER. #YUCK. HAVE A FRIED SCORPION IN CHILI PASTE. AND MAYBE YOU'LL CALM DOWN.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BEAUTY. I’M TELLING YOU NOW LADS, YE HAVE THIS, YOU’RE GONNA TAKE SOMEONE’S FUCKING PAN CLEAN OFF THE SHOULDERS. HAD THIS ONCE, WENT TO BOOZER, SMACKED THIS GRUB, SENT HIM TO BEFORUS AND BACK, MADE A RIGHT MESS OF HIM. SCRAN THIS LADS AND I PROMISE YE, YOU’LL BE UNTOUCHABLE, GET THIS DOWN YE BOYS, HEAVE HO. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/971C410EA841.PNG x
some chittr users be called some shit like eegorp bodick and their very first post is like "happy to be here. just want to make some friends" and attach an image of them butt ass naked
Where's my JUUL?
HEY, guys. I just wanna share my BANNER which I MASTERFULLY crafted of one of my favorite guys, SENATAUR STEPHEN. I put together two NOTORIOUS PICS, which show the DICHOTOMY of how a real man should BE. You can totally CRASH OUT at a sweet RAGER, and still have the RESTRAINT to get in your serving of VEG in for the day. Literal masterclass in GUYHOOD. #SUBSTANCES #anddontforget #VEG https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce38cb83e685.jpg
I am not immune to wriggler sensory videos
D --> Udder milk does not taste quite as fresh D --> As the nectar one drinks straight from flesh- Custodial D --> Memories recount your whole-deal, dairy can constitute a whole-meal D --> Towels and lusal approval, %pert at glass shard removal D --> Aurthour- of muscled flank and twirled moustache D --> I grieve your loss since when you passed D --> I miss you #Memorial #StopButlercide #Positiveb100Inf100ences https://i.imgur.com/Om43Rgy.png
You people make a girl NEVER want to get her derp on.
Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
GOREGLE, CALL FRIENDS. “I DO NOT SEE ‘FRIENDS’ IN YOUR CONTACTS.” GOREGLE, CALL PREGNANT BALD PEOPLE. “CALLING ALL CHITTR RESIDENTS.”
I am still not understanding. But okay.
>>>((It)) all boils down to paperwork >>>(Not) naturally but drawn towards regardless >>>(Self) indulgent >>>(Bad) memory?.. >>>(There) is a peace in the process of the monotonous
8=D < Oh Rarity. It's just you and me now again... 8=D < My bed is so cold... 8=D < Good morning everypony. 8=D < I hope that you are having a better night than I am.
stup1d1ty fuck1ng buggy, stup1d fuck1ng eng1ne #buggyma1ntenance #crashedbuggy #selfrel1ant #forgottouseps1on1cs #whatever
c|uckbeast eggs & toast & berries for breakfast! i |ove being ab|e to eat food |ike this!!
၄⋆၃ WHAT QUESTION MARK NO I JUST I LIKE SMELLING NIXE :((((((((
My Hopscotch Techn|que |s |nfall|ble And All Who Have Underest|mated |t Have Ended Up As Noth|ng More Than Another Smear Of Abstract Art On The Pavement.
he laughed at my hair is it really bad I am crashing ∞ut https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/c5b3f92f74be.png
i been nothin but a stalwwart ally to those wwho dabble in the human esoteric practice a sapphicism my entire life and yet you turn upon me wwith hammers noww i see howw it is
︻デ═一 can we 5wap feed5 1m jeal0u5
Oh shit, I'm not following you either.
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၄⋆၃ had my husktop on my spheres and moved it to get up and suddenly realized my xhest was very veryyy warm a xonxerningly warm bosom and then i looked up my shirt and my xhests like bright blue oops i think my husks overheating
D --> Abstaining from the temptation of masturbation and self pleasure has been the most beneficial part of my training D --> I am STRONG D --> Moreso than I ever was when I gave into the temptation of self pleasure D --> Now I fight to release the my se%ual energy and tension as it is a much more efficient way to get your b100d pumping D --> Genetic Material retention is the correct way to function, do not spill if it is not for the Empires collection #nofap #genmatretention
D --> I have found the best way to relieve tension and avoid the temptations of flesh is through battle with constructs of steel D --> Getting good and sweaty from a battle and being dominated by another can provide the same %static relief as clima% in many cases #nofap #genmatretention
CHITTR: FINANCIALLY IT FREE BṴT SPIRITṴALLY QṴITE COSTLY
CHITTR THEORETICALLY CORRODES THE SOUL LIKE HOW MAHJONG DOES.
OH, FUNNY GUY HUH? SO, WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? ANY OTHER FLAVORS OF COMEDY ARE YOU UNEXPOSTED TO YET? OH SHIT SOMEONE UH- SOMEONE CALL A MEDICULLER.
I have been reminded that to some, violence IS art. I need a moment to reflect on this lapse in judgement.
I didn't knoow what yuri i'm suppoosed too draw soo i made myself a girl hoope that's ookay @hemooptysisCyanide is that enoough too make yoou foorgive me foor whatever the fuck i did too yoou i doon't wanna fight anymoore
[IM $ORRY ID RATHER EAT IT THAT WAY THAN JU$T A MA$$IVE FU#KING NERD$ GUMMY #LU$TER LIKE PILE OF POP#ORN $TI#KING TO A BIG BALL OF THI#K #ARAMEL THAT LOOK$ LIKE THE $↑ER GLUE THEY U$E TO REPAIR TIRE HOLE$]
࣪⊹₊˚{ I CANT EVENNNN }˚₊⊹ ࣪
for you, not for me.
You can stay confused, I dont like explaining my posts.
࣪⊹₊˚{ HAAAA! }9u9{ yeah though.... i know }u3u{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ theyre waiting four your solo! you MISSED IT, bee tee glubs }._.{ #fail #youfourkedup }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Hmu i need a poowerful psioonic too coollaboorate soo we can transmit bad vibes too peoople i find annooying. Nootice hoow i specified that it's oonly the peoople *i* find annooying because if it was oobjective i woould be a target toooo
↗️LET THERE BE NO MISTAKING.↗️ ↘️if there were a situation wherein my superior of physical and corporate majesty was accused of some kind of crime↘️ ↗️AND THEY WERE FACING PERSEXECUTION AT THE UNFEELING PRONGS OF THE LEGISLACERATORS TAKING THEM IN↗️ ↘️and i was nearby↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NOT EVEN HESITATE TO SPRING INTO ACTION AND DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO DISTRACT THE UNCARING EXTENSIONS OF THE LAW THAT BE.↗️ ↘️i would literally insert a sharp object into my arterial sheath, pull outward, and spray blood violently.↘️ ↗️EVERYWHERE.↗️ ↘️onto every surface.↘️ ↗️WHILE ALSO SCREAMING AND ALSO THRASHING.↗️ ↘️so that they pay attention to me instead.↘️ ↗️AND MY DESIGNATED SUPERIOR CAN ESCAPE.↗️ ↘️it is literally my duty to die for a higher cause.↘️ ↗️I WOULD HAPPILY DO THIS.↗️ ↘️#violence #suicide↘️
think I'vE bEEn thrOUgh thErE a few tImEs yEAh. mAybE i got sOmE gas mOnEy off ya OncE.
you remind me / of caliborn
whats uncanny is the fact youve ever (supposedly) had sex before, thinking that way
therwe is an ectoplasm joke to be made herwe i will have to go worwkshop it okay uhhhhhhhhhhh okay take a rwain check i ll figurwe it out eventually
yes but mine is worwse and morwe harwshly judged in society akas you you arwe society who harwshly judges me
okay i am back i have dealt with my issues by crwying into a pillow which was a purwposeful move to purwge all my chemicals i am prwobably having the worwst day on chittrw everw and no trwoll has everw sufferwed morwe than me especially in this last hourw if not thirwty minutes if not specifically the last fifteen
>>| sorry. .i love being weird. .it's my passion. .a desire to mute by boring .emotions.
>>| .uhhh. you want to pail with me? roughly? just say .it normal way. .or .is .it .a pitch flirt? #nsfw
>>| you may need some clarification .about "loosen .up".
:> N^ ٩( ᐛ )و I will live ^ long time ^ctu^lly <:
/pp𝐋 b 𝐋ike 𝐋earn history ok u mean a𝐋ternian 𝐋ores𝐋op 𝐋o𝐋
[|87 :: Vulturf;sh dad has been fed. 1 had to put h;m ;n a overs;zed berry eat;n dome cuz he's gett;n bl00d and v;scera everywhere. Though 1 w;ll adm;t ;t ;s qu;te funny how much he resembles the parrot ;n th;s p;cture at the moment. https://assets3.thr;ll;st.com/v1/;mage/3091224/792x1291/scale;webp=auto;jpeg_qual;ty=60.jpg #gore #horror
.not reallY .sometimes it pinches my lip though if i frown too mucH
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
clowns leave me alone challenge level 1mposs1ble 🙄 maybe 1 should, l1ke... jo1n a counter rel1g1on... qu1ck, where's that we1rd goldblood that keeps talk1ng about chr1sty-am1ty...
Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.
As Stated It Is Not My Fault The Photo Quality Is So Poor. Something Seems To Be Messing With It.
now
Fallmutual
yeah sorwt of kinda i mean they hang arwound they arwe arwound somewherwe lalium got a big boy job so he does big boy things i guess i mean sorwt of it s morwe like temporwarwy orw seasonal orw like gig based orw something but he does imporwtant stuff now so he is busy all the time and saluus i am going to be so forw rweal i have no fucking idea wherwe she is but that is not rweally a prwoblem it used to be worwrwying the firwst few dozen times but she just does that she turwns up eventually she just sorwt of ends up being shuttled off going with the flow into who knows what bullshit so eventually she will turwn up somewherwe alive forw some rweason trwolls just like herw too much which is total bullshit because therwe isn t like any differwence between me and herw i mean not to say trwolls don t like me but trwolls arwe also willing to beat me up verwsus i don t think anyone has rwemotely laid a prwong on herw maybe it is because she is a woman and so they arwe being misogynistic and assuming she is weak and it would be beneath them to harwm herw but that is not verwy fairw but what can you do that is just society at larwge therwe is not much to do in that rwegarwd except trwy to change that mindset and starwt beating up women inclusively but i do like photos i just don t have many because you know good photos arwe prwetty harwd to come by i mean i have like some shitty quality ones on my palmhusk but i would need to scrwoll back rweally rweally farw this is just the only one i have frwamed maybe i have a few photobooth ones frwom when we would go to the mall i don t know i am not rweally that concerwned because at the end of the night they arwe still my frwiends they arwe just busy and that is fine and they prwobably arwe doing verwy imporwtant and fun things and that is cool forw them
okay afterw many many boxes in many many blocks in which i did not rwealize i had so much shit i mean i do like to collect things but wow i surwprwised myself and brwiefly i had to crwawl my way out of an inadverwtent avalanche of action figurwes and the like and it was brwutal but i surwvived as i always do and i have finally found objective evidence of the fact that i am not frwiendless rwead it and weep haterws a picturwe is worwth a thousand worwds and this is the only one i have because the grween one in the middle lalium torwnet does not like photos which is fine because you know what we have something alrweady forw keeping memorwies it s called a thinkpan and the otherw one is saluus vunderw and she just can t rweally stand forw long so it makes posing a bitch genderw neutrwal to do so this is rweally the only one i have but one is enough so everwyone can suck it it being the photo ⠀
>>| .alright. good luck .out there.
that is a good theorwy maybe it is like cuteness aggrwession i am unforwtunately too cute and they cannot handle it like an integerw overwflow so they turwn to immense violence but waaaaaaaaaaah that is my trwagic curwse waaaaaaaaaaah i am too beautiful and they all hate me forw it forw no good rweason waaaaaaaaaaah
whateverw i don t need to hearw what some slayless loserw has to say anyways waaaaaaaaaaah you just don t get it waaaaaaaaaaah you rwe just like the rwest of them also bitterw and maybe even poorw but i am not surwe on that but signs arwe pointing towarwds most likely yes
okay norwmally i would give my condolences to a rwoyalblood perwishing but you know i do have to say a bit ago i was talking to my metaphorwical magical mirwrworw on the wall about who was the baddest bitch of them all and everwyone kept saying meenah so you know this means i am now the baddest bitch rwight by like default i mean not to be insensitive maybe it isn t the best time but that is what that means rwight
https://file.garwden/aerw6PKe9Ula7v4tw/myawesomebannerwrwealupgrwaded.png behold the compliment wall has doubled perwhaps even trwipled in size in just a single night it is a living museum dedicated to prweserwving everwy good thing said to me and that is many and it is a lot of upkeep and i prwobably need to hirwe someone to curwate it forw me because this takes up a bit of time but it is worwth it because look at it therwe is so much and all of it is trwue which is the best parwt because the best things in life arwe trwue
࣪⊹₊˚{ geeeenuinelyyyy.... they literally ALWAYS say this }9_9{ + THEY LITERALLY NEVER MEAN IT }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ #whomeansit #cullquette #glubblogger #violethysteria }˚₊⊹ ࣪
okay not everwything fits in the bannerw fuck i am not the best at grwaphical design okay but it worwks alrwight it s just fine anyways behold my new bannerw of everwything good said about me an everw grwowing tapestrwy of quotes of admirwation rwead it and weep as they say https://file.garwden/aerw6PKe9Ula7v4tw/myawesomebannerw.png
yeah, i might be daft. have a good one, pal, i'm just gonna go along with mu previous plans
ugh
Worse by the light. (( #rosessketchbook ))
I gently step out of the tortment nexus to say something mean to someone that's objectively unlikable, then I get back up onto the stand and consult my next saw torture.
EITHER JOIN OR WATCH YOU LITTLE FUCKING HERETIC.
have you trwied sucking on something betterw like something sweet i like candy cigarwettes because they make you feel like a cowboy and frwom a distance nobody can tell except forw the lack of smoke maybe but you can handwave that as like envirwonmentally frwiendly cigarwettes that don t prwoduce much pollution and they arwe yummy
if you like me hit..like if you hate me hit..hate if you pity me hit..pity if you mediate me hit..mediate this is just the way this world..works
Your attempts to sexually antagonize me on this website will crumble before your very eyes. I will not simply freak when froken to.
Cocky don't even want boing boing. It don't even want boing boing.
SKETCH. LINE ART. FLAT COLORS. FIND WHERE LIGHTING SOURCE IS. RENDER. RENDER. RENDER. FUCKING RENDER. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. AGH. I’M GOING MAD.
what the humans get a ton of badges but i m left to starwve with nothing i mean okay it maybe slightly is influenced by how i apprwoached the rwed guy thing but this is outrwageous and unfairw
it s in the name horwrworwterwrworws they arwe verwy much not sweet fuck wait i can t prwonounce that well fuck
intellectual terwms forw higherw councils
alterwnia s happiest warwmblood rwomance
we all have moments in ourw lives when we rwealize we arwe well and trwuly chopped not me though but most of you
gog damn it i rweally need those hypetrwolls asapossible
hiiiiiiiiiii
one may whinge frweely about the state of the employment marwket the lack of fools is crweating a big fool deficit that may not everw rwecoverw if you know any lowblood ditzes please send them my way
genderw neutrwally bitches don t fuck with my teeth collection and i think it s a misconception because they look at it and assume that it was inherwently like taken by forwce but that s just theirw prweconceived notions they actually werwe all morwally and ethically obtained maybe not with perwmission but you can catch some fights happening live and then someone gets theirw teeth knocked out and that is when you can just scoot overw and you know just kinda take a handful i have them orwganized in little tic tac boxes in grwoups although some don t have labels because i forwgot to put them so i don t rwememberw when the fuck orw wherwe i got them but rweally all that matterws is that they look nice and rwattle when i shake them
Haha. That was weird. Anyway.
Your name is HILDAH THUBAN. God DAMN do you love your job. Even amongst your ELITELY mirthful peers, you are a CHAMPION of SUBJUGGLATION and a DECORATED RINGMASTER of your own tent in the Dark Carnival. You are the CHOSEN HEROINE of the mythical dragon RESHIRAM, and with the blazing blue flare of TRUTH behind your ROTATING BIZARSENAL, there is nothing that any SCUMSUCKING IDEALIST GUTTERBLOOD can do to stop you. From your spiraling tower, you help to maintain the peace of your assigned colony, POMON. Unless you're in the mood to disturb it, which is as OCCASIONAL as it is your MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHRIGHT. You like to engage in the cultural zeitgeist that dominates your planet's professional, recreational, and economical spheres, FIDUSPAWN; you are as formidable of a beast on the MAKE-BELIEVE BATTLEFIELD as you are on the REAL ONE. The WARRIOR'S BURDEN also follows you home when you aren't at work or at play, forcing you into nightly WRANGLING SESSIONS between YOURSELF, your FIERY, OVERBOARING MOTHER, and your CO-GLADIATOR. This often results in you walking away SOOT-FACED and SINGED TO SHIT, though your unruly mane grows back unrealistically fast. You enjoy yourself a good CONCERT, catching the early-morning GAME on the PROPAGANDA BOX, and long STALKS on UNDELLA BEACH. You're told you have a TOOTHY smile, even when you manage to keep your mouth shut. :oX Your trolltag is achromaticCrusade [AC] and you type with the GUTTUЯRAL GЯROWL of a woman who WANTS FOЯR _OTHING. STOP ASKI_G. (( Lore overview to be added in replies! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd140be0a19c.jpg
i hope now you arwe morwe awarwe of the powerw dynamics between me and you you being the viewerw rweading this in which i rweign suprweme in most cirwcumstances due to my self evident prwetty prwivilege ugly people have no choice in life but to be nice in orwderw to suck up and not be shunned on account of theirw rwevolting appearwance but luckily forw me i have no such uggy ultimatum an uggymatum if you will
i swearw to gog i am going to explode if i have to keep trwying to figurwe out what the fuck to make my prwofile picturwe into i just gave up i am not dealing with that fuck it fuckkkkkkkkkkk!!
you know what an appendum nobody gets to see my face nobody deserwves it anyways you all can wait and bide yourw sweet time
say wvhat you vwant about me but least i aint raiding morgues to get my rocks off holy shit he just came right out and said it too #nsfvw #nsfwve #wvagueposting
Enlisting in #kasperarmy so I don't get my identity absorbed.
Noot sure if that's related too my web loockpicking but i have like 13 blackmail attempts sitting in my inboox soo if any oof yoou soooon get a discreditable picture oof my bulge and nooook can yoou please lie and tell me it looooks gooood #nsfw
okay fiiiiiiine only beclaws you said so >X3
>>>(Weaponized) glyphs to overload (Your) visual stimulus >>>(Common) psyop
I doon't care foor yoou. I have 30k kull and twoo dooubloooons
I hope I'm not just ★ prince to you ★ll, but ★lso ★nnoying
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Mullet poster is like a lover to me
it mightve had something to do with a mullet >X3
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels slighted… Ʒ
It changes daily. Dynamics are fluid or whatever some profound philospher bullshit.
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࣪⊹₊˚{ NOOOO THERE ARENT NUH UH UH UH! NOPE! dont look over there! STOP!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ IM NOT EVEN CHASING YOU }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ALL I SAID WAS THAT YOUR ANCESTOR COULD GET IT! WHICH MEANS NOTHIIIING! }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
LET IT BE K_OW_ THAT CHUCKLE CHASEЯRS AЯRE ALЯRIGHT I_ MY JOKEBOOK. ;oX
Over 9000
CHIITTR ABORTED II HAVE TO CANCEL EVERYTHIING II HAVE TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT THAT WAS THE WORST POSSIIBLE TYPO IIN THE WORLD IIT IIS OVER II AM SO DONE II AM FIINIISHED
࣪⊹₊˚{ so no one else here watches ru culls drag raze i take it }._.{ #knewit #typical }˚₊⊹ ࣪
The napping beast did not find me this time. This time. But it was a close call.
⊹₊˚{ it is ALWAYYYYS some loserly leechy dude that paleflirts with you + is like.... omg yeeeeah }¬u¬{ i just think youd be soooo good at shooshing me babessss }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ as if itd seriously be me pacifying him }9_9{ #sureeee #violethysteria #glubinterrupted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
WHAT? NUH UH! if anything bad happened to bingo or bluey i think i would rage out and turn everyone into whatever a remoulade is.
Oh no no, the hip sizes are merely exaggerated for the picture. The hips in the background are merely a bonus peek to what I was aiming to show, that being the drink/coffee order~
I'm always practicing my smile! ▾ https://cdn.imgchest.c▣m/files/1ad77b65a975.png
↗️IN ANOTHER LIFE, I AM CERTAIN THE BOTH OF US WERE OVERWEIGHT, 20-SWEEP EAST ALTERNIAN SALARYTROLLS.↗️ ↘️we would get↘️ ➡️beers➡️ ↘️together↘️ ↗️AND WE BOTH COMMITTED AUTOCULLING AFTER BEING LAID OFF.↗️ ↘️that is why we are the close associates we are now.↘️
I believed the preferred term is caucasian.
[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝-𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚝𝚜:] ✅ 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙴 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎. 𝙸𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
Okay, that's my bad. I was typing it while she was dragging me out to run around the lake.
Lik£, LOL!! Lik£, okay!! ;P <3
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
I am fully aware yes, I'm pathetic.
<:( Can I be a little funny if I'm not really trying to pull the ladies?
↘️it is a pretty fashionable manacle, all things considered.↘️
hopital
Mosd diabolical dhing I've heard said in music has god do be referring do pardicularly bodacious rear ends as "Fardies". Do nod call dhem dhad.
>>| this .is .an .appreciation post towards .all mimes. do note that not just most purplebloods .are mimes, .other castes can be too .involved .in mimery. .it's .a miracle task, to lay your thoughts .only .in gestures .and without .a single sound. great shows! .i recommend #purplelove #mimelove
I'm gunna pop ssome tagss
i got a pic https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/condy%20making%20misc%20uncs%20spew%20toxins.png
how long should i wait after they break up i just know its so disrespectful it was so recent but i know theres something there between us ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
weeDD is basically ♀he only reason i'm able ♀o func♀ion as well as i DDo
Ɏ i caan't even imaagine how i could come baack from aa baanger like thaat i'm not even maad like i've been thoroughly bested with aa meaasly 4 words Ɏ
>>>(Extensions) of extensions >>>(Winding), winding, forcefully binding >>>(Daisy) chains though (My) chute >>>(Tongue) crossings, pedestrian ill fortune >>>(Unconvicted), no plea, unheard, with conviction
｢kekekeke i just bought ououo-chans wiggling day voice pack and it only cost me 600セイガー shes so kawaii dake with her wriggles iyaaaaaan!Σ(°O° )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: セイガー means currency in east alternian, kawaii dake means super cutieful! ✧⁺⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝⁺✧ and iyaaaaan is gitaigo for screaming.]
｢kekeke... megane-san has the most wonderful thread signature ever. when everyone sees it, they can't help but exclaim "megane-san! subarashiiiiii!♪(´ε｀*)"｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: subarashi means... completely amazeballs! this is the east alternian way of expressing complete admiration and gratitude for your otaku friends.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b78dd2e3d17.png
｢why does megane-san have to shave his nubstump ಠ益ಠ his official dakimakura of dtuber-chan likes his bushōhige.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: dakimakura is a pillow for someone's coupsession! they're especially designed to withstand otakus and their nuzzling bushōhige kekeke~ :3... their keratinous neck hairs.✍️(⎚-⎚)✧]
｢nykyaa! this forum style is so baka! boku can't even input his cool custom forum signature... щ(`Д´щ;)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka is the east alternian way to say stupid. it's only one syllable, because they prioritize being swift and concise! (⸝⸝◜o◝⸝⸝) boku is my east alternian pronoun, it basically means that i'm a really cool guy kekeke (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
｢boys cannot be kawaii... only kyute girls can be sugoi enough to earn the sacred, eastern alternian title of かわいい. （●´_｀●) shruggu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kawaii is an ancient, eastern alternian way to refer to a cute girl. this title is sacred to the girl gender, no arguments allowed! boys can only be kūruna... or minikui, in the case of megane-san's haters! (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
｢k-kyaahhh!! ai-chan and all the kyyyyute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ girls here are giving me a super spurting hanaji! i'm getting lightheaded... this reminds me of "kono monogatari no shujinkō wa, fukusū no nakama ga iru sekushīna orību-iro no otokodesu!?!★"(´⊙ω⊙`)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hanaji (鼻血) means bleeding from your cartilagous sniffbump! kyahhh is what megane-san says when he's totally startled and blushing! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ]
/ETSS HOPE FOR SSOMETHING NICE AND BIG TO FA// FOR SSAID TRAPSS THEN I HOWEVER AM FINA//Y SSTARTING TO FEE/ MY RECUPERACOON CA//ING FOR ME >8/
>>| .i'm getting concerned messages .about my wellbeing. .i .am not kidnapped, nor hijacked nor manipulated. .i just really love purplebloods that .is .all. .i wish .i could describe, but .it would go .on .and .on. .i may .even create .a dedicated page for that topic somenight. #purplelove
I think that comment has brieflly snapped me out of my llate night moodiness. At lleast for a few minutes. This website fosters all types.
Anyway, I had a dream that there was a really big onion. That's it. Just a huge onion.
>>>(Reputation) is the pest, ever burgeoning, which subsumes all stories into (Itself)... >>>(The) many headed beast, face twisted into braids >>>(Unchecked) tulpa grown cancerous...
GOT THREE PULVERIEZD STARCHPOLYPS IN MY TROLL MDCONALDS BREAKFAST INSTED OF TWO #EPICWIN
[ >MAYHAPS THE FEED WAS TOO BUSY WITH NONSENSE "CONFESSIONS" AND DEBAUCHERY YESTERNIGHT FOR THE DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE MIGHTY VISAGE OF MINE LUSUS. BEHOLDETH HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/08/AKRAVI-LUSUS.MD.PNG_ ]
^okay well then you need to change your handle to incoherentIconoclast>
aWW, sO HANDSOME,