Jake English
@golgothasTerrorz
A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!
Woman are ALWAYS #visible to me because I love and respect them so much!!!
update: still feeling #bad but ive put feathers in jakes hair cause god damn does he sleep deeply
You tomfoolerous goof hehe. A right funny prank !! I hope I look pretty with all these feathers.
i put a lot of both mine and lennys so its mostly silly looking ha oops
So many feathers in my hair right now !!??
"isnt it bad that when you tried to break up with your bf he just said no" idk hop off my nonexistent dick
Life Hack: If your girlfriend tries to break up with you, try saying 'no'!
:o) Yikes.
i got that this is a joke but evventually someone somewwhere is gonna take it seriously so i wwill say i tried this once, didnt wwork out
actually i tried that one time and he just died it doesnt work
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
least theres that then and also youre fine and good so its cool
I must admit I have done JACK ALL except for watching the pictures, lately!!! But there are so many good troll movies to catch up on! I am personally a huge fan of The one in which the Tealblood boy's Lusus is killed and he must go on his journey to avenge it from the gang of misfits, one member of which was actually his ex matesprit who left him for secret reasons over her vacillating feelings for her kismesis she never told him about, that he later must fight off in an emotionally charged combat that ends with his moirail sidekick jumping in the way of a psiionic blast that kills them tragically but gives our protagonist the opening he needs to take down the operation. It's quite a good one!
I Have Actually Not Heard Of This One But I Am Now Slightly Intrigued
It's a right courage-tickler!! Just a blasted shoot em up with lasers and combats and emotional moments that gets one to the edge of their seat faster than a jolly lad can say CHRISTMAS!
Hmm That Sounds Slightly Less Intriguing But Considering My Earlier Statement I Am Still Willing To Give It A Chance
Gah! My sales pitch has bonked me in the kisser!! But please do try it and tell me how you feel.
talons are great for leaving marks and no one appreciates that more than i do #nsfw
Do not knock the blue dames if you have not fancied a taste from the mashed potato!!!!
Shout out to my girlfriend :)
I think I am just going to block you. This is odd behaviour.
My girlfriend is on here now, I must be EXCEPTIONALLY ABNORMAL to charm him!! Any tips???
oh shit boyfriend on here now i gotta be extra normal someone give me tips
nah just like the average amount of normal someone should be on here with the knowledge their boyfriend is also here
Oh no!! Quick, have a smoothalicious smoothie for your pep levels to be boosted to the maxamilly!
For Christmas Roxy got me a pin that says 'President of Feminism'. I try to wear it every day and keep it very safe!! I did not know women trusted me so implicitly. I will not do women wrong, I promise!!!
Oh you're a femimist? Name every woman.
Auto Responder? I hardly know her ! Haha! #joke
I liked this one.
Tragically I was woken up at a prompt 4 am.. I am not quite well rested chums. But I have things to do in a few hours.. phooey! Do I try to get a few more hours in or accept defeat...
Sometimes, if you can not think of a suitable word, you can just sort of make one up. #honesttruths
I am afraid my last post is cancelled. So sorry. #gotmauled.
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OMFG. Lik£, im so sorry to h£ar that?? OMG!!!
Sad to hear. If you want I can go vaporize whoever did this to you, pro bono cuz you're chill -Sent from my Paul
It is ok. It happens to the bravest of adventurers! At least I do not have more brain damages, my gourd gets knocked around rather frequent!
BAH, spare the beastie !! I accidentally stumbled my popsicle sticks into their territories. I understand this- I would have shot a lad who burst their buns into MY home as well!!
OMG. Do you lik£, n££d h£lp though? I will lik£, run ov£r!! B£caus£ i'm lik£, so nic£.
Chitter chums !!!! Shall I take you on my hike with me? I can share pictures of the pretty sights to be seen!
Take me with you. I miss nature in its raw form.
Well nip my nan and call me a cricket! Isnt this a nifty little webbed site?
NIP YOUR NAN AND CALL YOU A CRICKET?
Just a little twist of the tongue to ease the world for my yammerations ! :D
Yippee!!! Put me under a microscope ! *Clacks heels together joyously.*