Jake English
@golgothasTerrorz
A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!
Wowie Zowie!! I just spotted a BEETLE the size of my SHOE!! It looked like my shoe as well! It also did not move, and fit on my foot. Hmmm… (#beetlejokeprank!!)
My balance is not quite giddyup these days, but my ability to hop on one foot is still quite sturdy !!
Some of you are far too pretty. It is odd!!
srry we arent BLUE!!!!11!
UH.
Sometimes, girlfriends are sort of like balloons! You can hold their tail and walk around. BUT!! You cannot make your voice sound funny by breathing them in.
I THINK IF YꐦU KISSED LꐦNG ENꐦUGH ꐦR SꐦMETHING. BREATHED THEM IN. ITD MAKE YꐦU ALL BREATHY AND SHAKY AND CHANGE HꐦW YꐦU SꐦUND. #SUGGESTIVE I GUESS.
DEAR GꐦD Dꐦ NꐦT LET EVERYꐦNE KNꐦW I JUST SAID SꐦMETHING LIKE THAT
Bah!! Someone’s rubber band seems to be snapping, ey? Alright alright, I shall keep my whistle unblown!
THANK YꐦU.
g|rls Are l|ke bAlloons becAuse when you f|ll them w|th hel|um, they floAt? | dunno, mAn, you p|cked A hArd th|ng to compAre women to.
Well my girlfriend has a tail and she floats, so this was I suppose more of a personal comparison. Maybe it is not all girlfriends?
| th|nk A very smAll populAce of g|rlfr|ends cAn floAt
@turntechGodbird Hello sundrop!!! :D I want to tell you something!!!
ha alright go for it
You are beautiful and make me very happy :) Also I broke the mug you brought by last time but I glued it back together.
plz nvr say sundrop again thx
ah damn thats alright it happens love you jake
I have been known to be called a cutie patootie.
I do not understand those boorish fools who talk about disliking their wives. My girlfriend is perfect and I am so happy every day :) she should be allowed to do anything she wants every day
⛥ I love this reply and you.
Bah, the past is the past :)! Who gives a hoot or holler, as long as you are still my darling?
theres something wrong with you
⛥ A lot is wrong with me, there's something wrong with you too.
that i am
probably
⛥ Definitely, not probably.
⛥ Whatever you say, English.
@turntechGodbird will you watch uncle grandpa with me?
jake the hell is that
It is a show about an uncle plus grandpa combo! But he is one guy. I am trying to recentre men but he just looks so silly…
i mean alright sure
Ooh ooh! Yeah yeah! Uhuh!! I am WHITE BOY DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let us BOOGIE BIG TIME!!! It is nice to borrow their culture. They are such fun dancers ! White boys and non white boys alike, let us white boy dance tonight!!!!
Girls can also white boy dance !!! And anywhosit inbetween!
Boogie down my good man! You have wrangled the rhythm now ride it like a proper adventurous gentle-fellow would such a noble steed!!!
Trying to #decentre myself. I am not sure what that means exactly, but I heard it is RIGHT important! So I will do my best to be perhaps a tad off to the left. Because women should always be right!
theyre calling it the *orst post of all time
Who does not enjoy a good ol Lollypop every now and then? It would certainly make me more enjoyable to people than your rank ass, uneasy attitude!
oh cod, i didnt check. youre one of those humanoids. right ok, its pointless trying to reason *ith you.
Personally, women are my FAVOURITE gender!
I wish the world was kinder to beautiful women :( if I could take all of their burden, I would!! PRONTO!!! #feminism #sexismisnotokay
im not a woman anymore but i think its safe 2 say that they appreciate ur outspoken support jakeycakes #endmisogyny
Well now, woman or neigh, I still support you to the highest capacity in my drumming heart!!! One hundo percentage !! Rolal is my ro-pal!!! :D (clever little word play there!)
jakey makes no mistakey!!!! jakey brings home the bakey!!! jakey makes my heart achey!! :3c
HAH!! Oh, good ones!!! Bravo!! Though I erm… I do hope it is aching in a lovely way and not so hurtful!
yessss it is absolutely aching in a lovey doki doki my friend is so great way and not in a sad lonely way i pinky swear!
Huzzah!!! Then let our hearts ache together!! You are just a right up top of the podium pal.
There's one surefire way to take some of the female burden. Although it does come with an extra burden as well.
Estradiol.
Gosh, trying to schedule a kidnapping into my regular schedule while being considerate of what she has to do is difficult. Being a good boyfriend is a lot of work!! Yet I remain at the utmost skill of it! #kidnapping #romance
I am a fan of those sewer turtles with the martial arts. I should I saying cowabunga more often!
I have kicked far less buckets than usual, as of the times!! Which, for the scientifically inclined of us, means I have been slacking, but I suppose some may say it is terrifical in another way.
What was the name of that British guy who sang “take me to church”?? Tally-HOZIER !!!
I do not like the caliboobs.
Taking my tiptoes along the tawdry trails of the town !
My relationship feels more stable than it has in ages, which is sort of funny. It’s nice.
guess you just needed to kidnap me all along
sometimes its the solution also me not being as actively terrible helps
I always have loved you and always will, I never find you terrible. But I am happy you seem to be doing a lot better, for your sake. <3