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Jake English

@golgothasTerrorz

A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!

Blood: OliveKult Score: 1067Kull Score: 110318 followers16 following

I feel as though I tend to only come on here to post about my girlfriend… but in my defence? She is very pretty and wonderful.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Talons are certainly a lovely feature for a lady, to have, hm?

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechGodbird[TG]

and theyre for lightly maiming you yea

Kult: +5
Total: 5

My girlfriend shall be trapping me now, so if you need me, give her a ring. Haha!!! I love her.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

(Do not actually give her a ring please.)

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Total: 5

Sometimes I like it when my girlfriend calls me her girlfriend, despite me being a man. Sometimes it is nice to feel yuriful.

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

This fella gets it.

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Total: 5

Hum dee dee dum…

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I love camping!!! I love camping with my love!! Life is WONDERIFIC!!

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

been in the #woods with jake and the best part isnt even the fact that as soon as we got to the vague not really middle of nowhere wilderness he took his clothes off its that i found some #bones

Kult: +20
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Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

My girlfriend is so beautiful while she rests.

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Total: 2

So happy to be camping with my beloved..!!!

Life has finally settled itself out of the hurricane of chaos, lately. :)

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Total: 5

Madame morning has greeted me a tally-hello!

I wish nudity was not viewed so sexually. If I had my way I would be naked all the time!! In an entirely safe for work manner!! It is just comfortable to lounge.

Kult: +29
Kull: +5
Total: 34
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@dealingMirth[DM]

$-$-$ y r you actully sp!t!n factz™

Kult: +5
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I would love to go swimming soon...

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Total: 27

Happy Pride to you all! The #gaypeople and the #lesbianpeople and the #transgenderpeople and the #bisexualpeople and the #asexualpeople and the erm. All the rest of you too!! Gosh, my brain list is all mix em upped!!! And also happy pride to women even if you are not gay because I think you should always be proud to be a woman :).

Kult: +20
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Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00
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go my davelings.
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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

damn ive been placed in the rest of you category this is my first time being a part of a crowd like that

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And also the #davepeople :)

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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

hell yea thats me im dave people

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

i need to coil my tail around his body and just let myself be dragged along wherever hes going all day and everyone can act like im not even there

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Total: 15
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Excellent idea, you sticky tulip!

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

ive had multiple mediocre days in a row which means somethings gotta be wrong but at least my boyfriends bed is cozy despite not being a nest #wherearethesticksinhere

Kult: +52
Kull: +45
Total: 97
Ratio: 1.16

I shall get to acquiring sticks POSTHASTE!! I do have one stick, it was sold to me by a wise salamander who told me it is an ancient relic. It is on my wall!!

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

you gotta keep that one on the wall also wont sticks be uncomfortable for you i swear you dont actually have to have a literal nest in your room

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I have slept on worse, love! Actually in the cave I was sleeping on something akin to a nest so I got more comfortable in it.

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

not a super reassuring reason for making your bed into a nest

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Total: 7
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Touché, but I could really sleep anywhere haha.

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

ok uh how about i can not be a freak bout a nest and instead leave your bed alone and turn another spot into a nest

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Deal! We can nap in both though. Would you like to come with me to the park today?

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

so long as its just sunny enough to bask without getting too warm

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Gosh does that sound lovely. Forecast says: on ahead!

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Total: 5

Brrr!!! It is chilly today!! Odd, seeming as we are two pecks of a woodbird’s beak from the hottest times of the year!!

I get to cuddle with my girlfriend tonight!!! HUZZAH!!! I am so glad I am out of the darned CAVE!

Kult: +40
Kull: +30
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.33
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@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

彼女?

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Total: 2

I am not quite sure what you mean by this… yes, she!

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@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

Girlfriend.

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Yes!!! She is the loveliest of all dames, if I do say! Though of course, I love all women, she is just my specialest of all the pumpkins in the patch.

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@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

誰?

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Her name is Des and she is very wonderful.

If I had a daughter, I would name her Kirina. That is what I think.

I love my girlfriend <3 I miss preening her lovely feathers.

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