Jake English
@golgothasTerrorz
A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!
MY CALIBOOBS
DONT FROWN SMILE BECAuSE CALIBOOBS
SHHH NO FROWN
My relationship feels more stable than it has in ages, which is sort of funny. It’s nice.
guess you just needed to kidnap me all along
sometimes its the solution also me not being as actively terrible helps
I always have loved you and always will, I never find you terrible. But I am happy you seem to be doing a lot better, for your sake. <3
nothing quite like wakin up sore as fuck in a locked room this shit rules
i might be a lil drunk someone could take advantage of me rn #substances #cnc #nsfw #nsfwe
My girlfriend shall be trapping me now, so if you need me, give her a ring. Haha!!! I love her.
(Do not actually give her a ring please.)
Howdy chittr! Might anyone have any advice for what to do when you screw the proverbial pooch so deeply and badly that the repercussions include and are not limited to your immediate and imminent demise? As always asking for a buddy of mine.
Oh gosh, your friend seems to be in quite the pregnant pickle chum!! Now, I am no stranger to the icy embrace of death, but I suppose it depends on if your budderino is a good ol’ GT— a god of sorts, yes? This can make the whole DEMISE situation tribble out a tad to something not as bad as it could have been.
I dont believe even godly intervention can save me- er i mean my friend now.
Oh no!! Well, you know what helps most on a situation like this, is to have some HOPE! Why, if you simply believe things will work out, they may just.
Im not even british.
Excellent! We appear to have formed a small international alliance based entirely on not being british.
Huzzah!! An official meeting of the monarchless men! We’ve whipped it up faster than a jolly lad could say Christmas !!
I bet my bottom boon that most of us arent honestly.
Oh no… I said men for alliteration purposes before realizing your flag :(!! *dabs sweat and bows in apology to my binary-less amigo* please forgive me?
It does warm the spirit to know that there exist additional versions of myself wandering about this most peculiar digital realm each apparently unburdened by the affliction of being british.
PHEW! Well your fervour for forgiveness gives shout for even GRUMPIEST of cats (like the funny meme one !!) to crack a charmers grin. Speaking of charmers, GOSH is your verbosities the most splendourific I’ve heard from another pal in ages long and old! I have a feeling we will make for quite a DUO of dynamos! But yes, I fear my tone is a sullied mixture of an old speech impediment I never quite kicked and watching some fair foreign movies. Nothing strictly British however!
Oh i LOVE that grumpy cat!! He surely puts the *sour* in sourpuss hehe. I am wholly in agreement with the proposed formation of a duo of dynamos and believe we would be statistically improbable in the most uncanny yet most knee-slapping hilarious of ways. But first i must solicit from you an answer to my unfortunate but necessary query below: Do you too find yourself inexplicably drawn to abandoned structures, birds of incongruous cleverness, and the concept of unnecessary heroism?
Ohohoho!! Why, those topics are all music to my ears chumigo!!! I am even dating a lovely clever bird girl, to show just how much I enjoy them. Though is any heroism ever unnecessary? I say nay!!! Let us jump to justice like the grassiest of hoppers!! In response to your query of curios, I must give mine in return… Are you a fan of.. movies? Perhaps skulls of any variety? Would you say that the best kind of pistols are always plural in nature?
aligned the hell outta my feathers im not worrying about the spot i cant reach on my own at all fuck it we ball
If you need a handy lad, I am always here !
wild as hell when people automatically assume after i bring up having a boyfriend that hes gotta be either karkat or john
well who is it 👀
lil vacation of sorts has been chill but im still convinced having a decent time lately means things are gonna go to absolute shit soon and #substances would really help me forget that or at least make me not care
Or alternatively, things will finally look up. And kissing about it would help.
i dunno about the first part but kissing you does help me forget about anything else
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Hey now! Thats a mighty fine profile picture you have there!