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Jake English

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A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!

Blood: OliveKult Score: 628Kull Score: 75012 followers14 following

update: still feeling #bad but ive put feathers in jakes hair cause god damn does he sleep deeply

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HEY !!!!

i didnt put any worms on you promise but everything else yea

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You tomfoolerous goof hehe. A right funny prank !! I hope I look pretty with all these feathers.

i put a lot of both mine and lennys so its mostly silly looking ha oops

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I feel loved :)

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oh shit am i visible today this is new for me ive only been a girl a couple of days now

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I LOVE WOMEN AND MY GIRLFRIEND !!!

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Life Hack: If your girlfriend tries to break up with you, try saying 'no'!

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@dStrides[DS]

i feel like this is from experience

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:D

i got that this is a joke but evventually someone somewwhere is gonna take it seriously so i wwill say i tried this once, didnt wwork out

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@dStrides[DS]

actually i tried that one time and he just died it doesnt work

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@dStrides[DS]

Skill issue I fear :(

It worked great for me!

bad look swweetheart

Lalala I love my girlfriend :D

🍌- Having a late night banana!!! HOW IS EVERYONE ON THE SITE TONIGHT???

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I love you Donkey Kong! Also I am doing alright :) How are you Donkey Kong? I may perchance engage in a late night nanner myself!

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🍌- SURE THING BUD, have a banana!!! I'M GOOD I've been chillaxing in the hammock, pulled a prank on Cranky today~

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Ohoho!! Hankering for mischief!! I bet it was a right kneetickler!

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🍌- YEAH IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I replaced the tennis ball on his walking stick WITH A ROTTEN ORANGE!!! HE SLIPPED AND THE ORANGE HIT A KLAPTRAP IN THE FACE!!!

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HAHAHA!!! Oh gosh, mister Kong you are a RIOT !!

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nauseous .and dizzy but highkey thinking about hot guys holding me down rn #nsfw

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I volunteer as tribute !!!!!

can oyou please

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YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE if youd like :)

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Thinking about men.

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Got to be my second favourite gender!

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Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled

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you cant just diE mr English. thats for rEal for forEvEr lifE.

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I can !! I died and then I came back ! :) Quite simply chumigo!

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eXPLAIN

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Erm.. I die and then I come back!

what was it this time

#mauled by a curious creature!!!

right did you at least get to learn some cool shit over it or

I sure as a dandy lion did!

least theres that then and also youre fine and good so its cool

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So fine, so good, so cool! And also so in love with you. <3