Jake English
@golgothasTerrorz
A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!
rise and bread lets get this grind
AAAHH!!! Oh, sorry, I read your name. Eek!!! A right fright sir!!
my head hurts and i think im gonna make it a bunch of peoples problem even though i could probably just do something about it instead of bitch
maybe then you could also confirm my cerebrospinal fluid is all where its supposed to be
Sometimes, girlfriends are sort of like balloons! You can hold their tail and walk around. BUT!! You cannot make your voice sound funny by breathing them in.
thAts ok chAmp we’ll get em neXXXt t|me
I THINK IF YꐦU KISSED LꐦNG ENꐦUGH ꐦR SꐦMETHING. BREATHED THEM IN. ITD MAKE YꐦU ALL BREATHY AND SHAKY AND CHANGE HꐦW YꐦU SꐦUND. #SUGGESTIVE I GUESS.
DEAR GꐦD Dꐦ NꐦT LET EVERYꐦNE KNꐦW I JUST SAID SꐦMETHING LIKE THAT
Bah!! Someone’s rubber band seems to be snapping, ey? Alright alright, I shall keep my whistle unblown!
g|rls Are l|ke bAlloons becAuse when you f|ll them w|th hel|um, they floAt? | dunno, mAn, you p|cked A hArd th|ng to compAre women to.
Well my girlfriend has a tail and she floats, so this was I suppose more of a personal comparison. Maybe it is not all girlfriends?
| th|nk A very smAll populAce of g|rlfr|ends cAn floAt
Some of you are far too pretty. It is odd!!
srry we arent BLUE!!!!11!
@turntechGodbird Hello sundrop!!! :D I want to tell you something!!!
ha alright go for it
You are beautiful and make me very happy :) Also I broke the mug you brought by last time but I glued it back together.
plz nvr say sundrop again thx
ah damn thats alright it happens love you jake
I wish the world was kinder to beautiful women :( if I could take all of their burden, I would!! PRONTO!!! #feminism #sexismisnotokay
im not a woman anymore but i think its safe 2 say that they appreciate ur outspoken support jakeycakes #endmisogyny
Well now, woman or neigh, I still support you to the highest capacity in my drumming heart!!! One hundo percentage !! Rolal is my ro-pal!!! :D (clever little word play there!)
jakey makes no mistakey!!!! jakey brings home the bakey!!! jakey makes my heart achey!! :3c
HAH!! Oh, good ones!!! Bravo!! Though I erm… I do hope it is aching in a lovely way and not so hurtful!
yessss it is absolutely aching in a lovey doki doki my friend is so great way and not in a sad lonely way i pinky swear!
Huzzah!!! Then let our hearts ache together!! You are just a right up top of the podium pal.
There's one surefire way to take some of the female burden. Although it does come with an extra burden as well.
Estradiol.
I do not understand those boorish fools who talk about disliking their wives. My girlfriend is perfect and I am so happy every day :) she should be allowed to do anything she wants every day
you pull girls?
well i did cheat on you a lot
⛥ I love this reply and you.
Bah, the past is the past :)! Who gives a hoot or holler, as long as you are still my darling?
theres something wrong with you
⛥ A lot is wrong with me, there's something wrong with you too.