Jake English
@golgothasTerrorz
A right on ADVENTURER with a love of great films!!! and also skulls!!
My girlfriend shall be trapping me now, so if you need me, give her a ring. Haha!!! I love her.
(Do not actually give her a ring please.)
Howdy chittr! Might anyone have any advice for what to do when you screw the proverbial pooch so deeply and badly that the repercussions include and are not limited to your immediate and imminent demise? As always asking for a buddy of mine.
Oh gosh, your friend seems to be in quite the pregnant pickle chum!! Now, I am no stranger to the icy embrace of death, but I suppose it depends on if your budderino is a good ol’ GT— a god of sorts, yes? This can make the whole DEMISE situation tribble out a tad to something not as bad as it could have been.
I dont believe even godly intervention can save me- er i mean my friend now.
Oh no!! Well, you know what helps most on a situation like this, is to have some HOPE! Why, if you simply believe things will work out, they may just.
Im not even british.
Excellent! We appear to have formed a small international alliance based entirely on not being british.
Huzzah!! An official meeting of the monarchless men! We’ve whipped it up faster than a jolly lad could say Christmas !!
I bet my bottom boon that most of us arent honestly.
Oh no… I said men for alliteration purposes before realizing your flag :(!! *dabs sweat and bows in apology to my binary-less amigo* please forgive me?
It does warm the spirit to know that there exist additional versions of myself wandering about this most peculiar digital realm each apparently unburdened by the affliction of being british.
PHEW! Well your fervour for forgiveness gives shout for even GRUMPIEST of cats (like the funny meme one !!) to crack a charmers grin. Speaking of charmers, GOSH is your verbosities the most splendourific I’ve heard from another pal in ages long and old! I have a feeling we will make for quite a DUO of dynamos! But yes, I fear my tone is a sullied mixture of an old speech impediment I never quite kicked and watching some fair foreign movies. Nothing strictly British however!
Oh i LOVE that grumpy cat!! He surely puts the *sour* in sourpuss hehe. I am wholly in agreement with the proposed formation of a duo of dynamos and believe we would be statistically improbable in the most uncanny yet most knee-slapping hilarious of ways. But first i must solicit from you an answer to my unfortunate but necessary query below: Do you too find yourself inexplicably drawn to abandoned structures, birds of incongruous cleverness, and the concept of unnecessary heroism?
Ohohoho!! Why, those topics are all music to my ears chumigo!!! I am even dating a lovely clever bird girl, to show just how much I enjoy them. Though is any heroism ever unnecessary? I say nay!!! Let us jump to justice like the grassiest of hoppers!! In response to your query of curios, I must give mine in return… Are you a fan of.. movies? Perhaps skulls of any variety? Would you say that the best kind of pistols are always plural in nature?
aligned the hell outta my feathers im not worrying about the spot i cant reach on my own at all fuck it we ball
If you need a handy lad, I am always here !
wild as hell when people automatically assume after i bring up having a boyfriend that hes gotta be either karkat or john
lil vacation of sorts has been chill but im still convinced having a decent time lately means things are gonna go to absolute shit soon and #substances would really help me forget that or at least make me not care
Or alternatively, things will finally look up. And kissing about it would help.
i dunno about the first part but kissing you does help me forget about anything else
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Hey now! Thats a mighty fine profile picture you have there!
Happy Pride to you all! The #gaypeople and the #lesbianpeople and the #transgenderpeople and the #bisexualpeople and the #asexualpeople and the erm. All the rest of you too!! Gosh, my brain list is all mix em upped!!! And also happy pride to women even if you are not gay because I think you should always be proud to be a woman :).
damn ive been placed in the rest of you category this is my first time being a part of a crowd like that
ive had multiple mediocre days in a row which means somethings gotta be wrong but at least my boyfriends bed is cozy despite not being a nest #wherearethesticksinhere
I shall get to acquiring sticks POSTHASTE!! I do have one stick, it was sold to me by a wise salamander who told me it is an ancient relic. It is on my wall!!
you gotta keep that one on the wall also wont sticks be uncomfortable for you i swear you dont actually have to have a literal nest in your room
I have slept on worse, love! Actually in the cave I was sleeping on something akin to a nest so I got more comfortable in it.
not a super reassuring reason for making your bed into a nest
ok uh how about i can not be a freak bout a nest and instead leave your bed alone and turn another spot into a nest
Deal! We can nap in both though. Would you like to come with me to the park today?
so long as its just sunny enough to bask without getting too warm
i need to coil my tail around his body and just let myself be dragged along wherever hes going all day and everyone can act like im not even there