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and theyre for lightly maiming you yea
Howdy chittr! Might anyone have any advice for what to do when you screw the proverbial pooch so deeply and badly that the repercussions include and are not limited to your immediate and imminent demise? As always asking for a buddy of mine.
This fella gets it.
Oh i LOVE that grumpy cat!! He surely puts the *sour* in sourpuss hehe. I am wholly in agreement with the proposed formation of a duo of dynamos and believe we would be statistically improbable in the most uncanny yet most knee-slapping hilarious of ways. But first i must solicit from you an answer to my unfortunate but necessary query below: Do you too find yourself inexplicably drawn to abandoned structures, birds of incongruous cleverness, and the concept of unnecessary heroism?
It does warm the spirit to know that there exist additional versions of myself wandering about this most peculiar digital realm each apparently unburdened by the affliction of being british.
Not to worry lad! i must declare with considerable cheer and gentlemanly astonishment that i am just absoposilutely spanking DELIGHTED to be in the company of other jakes of such similar inclination and temperament :D
Excellent! We appear to have formed a small international alliance based entirely on not being british.
Im not even british.
true i know that
aligned the hell outta my feathers im not worrying about the spot i cant reach on my own at all fuck it we ball
cant believe hes somehow got me vaguely excited for camping i gotta get more nonchalant #immediately
alright
"i gotta get more nonchalant" as if ive not been consistently trying to keep my tail wrapped round his wrist at all times when hes around despite how much i normally fuckin hate people touching me at all
anyway need him to fuck me in ways thatll have people asking later if things are okay between us #nsfw
been in the #woods with jake and the best part isnt even the fact that as soon as we got to the vague not really middle of nowhere wilderness he took his clothes off its that i found some #bones
wild as hell when people automatically assume after i bring up having a boyfriend that hes gotta be either karkat or john
too many twigs and leaves in my hair and wings but highkey this problem is on me for being unable to keep my talons to myself #suggestive style
i dunno about the first part but kissing you does help me forget about anything else
Hey now! Thats a mighty fine profile picture you have there!
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$-$-$ y r you actully sp!t!n factz™
hell yea thats me im dave people
damn ive been placed in the rest of you category this is my first time being a part of a crowd like that
so long as its just sunny enough to bask without getting too warm
ok uh how about i can not be a freak bout a nest and instead leave your bed alone and turn another spot into a nest
not a super reassuring reason for making your bed into a nest
i need to coil my tail around his body and just let myself be dragged along wherever hes going all day and everyone can act like im not even there
you gotta keep that one on the wall also wont sticks be uncomfortable for you i swear you dont actually have to have a literal nest in your room
hi jake
ive had multiple mediocre days in a row which means somethings gotta be wrong but at least my boyfriends bed is cozy despite not being a nest #wherearethesticksinhere
all it takes is a couple of instances of nearly breaking up over occasionally stupid shit for "we arent ever breaking up" to go from vaguely weird to chill and without sounding too lame also comforting
誰？
Girlfriend.
I’m well aware of who it is and your interest in avatars. But who am I to judge.
Neigh. Hey Jake. Nice pic.
Sup everypony.
wOO HOO!
youre so fucking right wed be takin home the prize every single damn time
i woudl put u in the beauty contests nd we would fuckin SWEEEEEEEEEEP
im like a pokemon in a way
ha thanks <3
cute date idea : we go to a pretty forest and as the sun sets i beat ur ass and leave u to the wolves so romantic
no one even asked me this time but i do #love him
Never stopped me.
Hmm. I have to decide between choker or collar as an accessory.
:33< #kittyposting
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OUT IN THE HEAT EATING POTATO BREAD
oh im real damn aware
call me purple guy the way i always cum back #nsfw
damn maybe my bf is onto something when he implies i shouldnt be allowed to think for myself
itd be a gift for both of us seems like haha
you absolutely should
I WISH THERE WAS A REACT BUTTON SO I CAN CALL YOU FRUITY
think id look nice in a sundress and theres absolutely no nsfw thoughts that follow that initial one or anything not at all
can you shoot people who keep calling me a guy
ha hi jake
#complaint number 1: someone else within minutes of meeting me today said that i "give off man vibes" after i said i was a girl
ill ask my bf about this one
◥▶◀◤ —> Yes...
i put a lot of both mine and lennys so its mostly silly looking ha oops
i didnt put any worms on you promise but everything else yea
update: still feeling #bad but ive put feathers in jakes hair cause god damn does he sleep deeply
"isnt it bad that when you tried to break up with your bf he just said no" idk hop off my nonexistent dick
yeah sigh
true it did work
actually i tried that one time and he just died it doesnt work
:o) Yikes.
i feel like this is from experience
🍌- YEAH IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I replaced the tennis ball on his walking stick WITH A ROTTEN ORANGE!!! HE SLIPPED AND THE ORANGE HIT A KLAPTRAP IN THE FACE!!!
🍌- SURE THING BUD, have a banana!!! I'M GOOD I've been chillaxing in the hammock, pulled a prank on Cranky today~
🍌- Having a late night banana!!! HOW IS EVERYONE ON THE SITE TONIGHT???
can oyou please
nauseous .and dizzy but highkey thinking about hot guys holding me down rn #nsfw
Thinking about men.
least theres that then and also youre fine and good so its cool
thank fuck i wasnt allergic to any seeds or nuts before becoming a bird thatd really limit the shit i can eat even further
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I Will And If It Sucks You Will Be The First To Know
Hmm That Sounds Slightly Less Intriguing But Considering My Earlier Statement I Am Still Willing To Give It A Chance
I Have Actually Not Heard Of This One But I Am Now Slightly Intrigued
// this is a psa: you people have GOT to start using the enforced tags before i start reporting liberally
It's that time again. #Itstimetodrinkwater.
talons are great for leaving marks and no one appreciates that more than i do #nsfw
i got shit to say i probably shouldnt publicly though most of this already teeters that line
ill be meaner then itll make me feel better
that i do know and shit do i wanna i think being itchy makes me wanna be meaner with it too
it is and the name doesnt help my thoughts here
watched a video of a snake getting its venom extracted one time but tbh all it got me thinking about was forcibly prying someones mouth open sexual style and i aint been able to stop thinking about it since #nsfw
wwell wwell wwell..
aite finishing this drink then appearing in your home
#please
ok ive been #drinking cause my wings are #itchy
Wow. Not sure what to think about this one.
haha can i come over later
i cant believe you copied my post
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14ef732d5d6d.jpg
oh wait what flavor is it
thank you it took all my energy
haha hey jake im doing a normal pose rn btw
oh shit boyfriend on here now i gotta be extra normal someone give me tips
Dear god he's actually doing it.
Oh you're a femimist? Name every woman.
I liked this one.
Goodnight. Call back in awake hours. Currently sleep hours.
now watching: lara croft tomb raider thanks jake for the recommendation!!! hopefully better than anything milla jovovich is in... those re movies are terrible!
Is okay. Could have been tit flashbang. Or worse. Cronus flasbang. Nobody expects the immeixate Cronus flashbang. Can you imagine.
CAN A BOY SIMPLY SAY CLAPS MY HAND JOYOUS LIKE
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
YAY!!!
IM VERIFIED FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUC YOU >:D
i haven't, but i've played the games! indiana jones is the closest thing i've watched to tomb raider and i watched all of them haha
u rlly think so?
guys, the pit doesnt have an answer how 2 get taller, i think im screwed
hmm, any good movie recommendations? feel like i need to watch something but i really just don't wanna watch anything i've already seen over again!
IT IS NOW THE FIRST INSTANCE OF AN EARTH-C "THURSDAY" SINCE THE SITE WENT UP, SO HENCEFORTH WE ARE NOW ALL OFFICIALLY #OUT_OF_TOUCH AND #OUT_OF_TIME
i steal chittr all mine run away taunt you MINE NOW grahhahagagag >:) escape hide
HELL YEAH BROTHER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅
AHHH THE SONG FUCKING BANGED MY EAR OW FUCK BEING MOEFUL ISNT FOR THE HEARING SENSITIVE
My next purrdiction for this dumpster fire's transfurmation will be a mobile app. #sendtmetheroyalties
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I GOT BANDAIDS FOR YOU
Sad to hear. If you want I can go vaporize whoever did this to you, pro bono cuz you're chill -Sent from my Paul
OMFG. Lik£, im so sorry to h£ar that?? OMG!!!
Do you beed a medical evacua7ion?
NOOOO
YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A LISTEN
IM SO MOEFUL IM LISTENING TO THIS https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481101510959038505/1486719077329404114/IMG_7245.png?ex=69c68689&is=69c53509&hm=4fb592e84246312583e067859e2e6e7d861de13d10630245f67ae1f8975baa66&
its always why didnt you sleep or at least pretend to do so and never how was not sleeping did you have a good time staring at the crack in your shitty ceiling
Destroy my ocular orbs with nature's finest, fleshy alien.
Wow, all sorts of CHARACTERS on here. Luckily I have yet to see anyone too... SLIMY.
I FEEL SO FUCKING MOEFUL.
Off to work at my job now! Don't get in any trouble now.
Take me with you. I miss nature in its raw form.
YES
theres two rech⚘tt buttons somet⚘mes wh⚘ch one do ⚘ shoot
"Moe" is a fee/ing. A sensation. A certain je-ne-sais-quoi. When you see the gir/ go "meep", it's moe. When you see the a/ien go "dar/ing", it's moe. When the gir/ with the meowbeast ears spi//s her jice. It's moe.
YOU ARE A FUCKING SPECIMEN. DON'T CHANGE.
FUCK.. I DID HEAR THE MAN..
NIP YOUR NAN AND CALL YOU A CRICKET?
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Anime babes. You agree. Rechitt.