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KING CRAB VARIANT.

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@carcinoGeneticist

KARKAT. YOU KNOW THE REST. HE / IT. SINGLE AND A BIT OF A HERMIT.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

LET ME PREFACE THIS BY STATING I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. I KNOW THIS WEBSITE IS A CESSPOOL OF HORNY I DON'T WANT TO EVEN POKE AT WITH A TEN FOOT STICK. ALAS, SOMEPLACE SHOULD STILL BE THE PITIFUL RECIPIENT TO THE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE THAT CHURNS IN THE DEPTHS OF MY WRINKLED THINK PAN. YOU WILL ALL BE SUBJECTED TO IT, REGARDLESS OF YOUR OPINIONS. UNLESS YOU BLOCK ME. THAT'S A CHOICE TOO. HI. #NSFW

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY ANYMORE. IT'S FINE.

Kult: +10
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Total: 20
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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
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You Know I'm Bad!
In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...
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This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
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@princeofLight[PL]

Your dad looked like he needed some ☆spice☆

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

VERY FUNNY.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

AND YET, THINGS CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE. FUCK.

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Total: 10
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

They always can, indeed.

Kult: +2
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'M AWAKE? NO. I REFUSE. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP.

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

STRETCHES MY BACK LIKE A CAT.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
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nonbinary
love yourself
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
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this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < *ac stretches with you*

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I HAD LEFTOVERS OF A MUFFIN FOR DINNER AND SOMETIMES THAT'S ALL A BITCH NEEDS.

Kult: +67
Kull: +55
Total: 122
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

A THIRD OF A MUFFIN.

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Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < if i bring you more food will you eat it

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

NO. I'M GOOD AS IS.

Kult: +2
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genderfluid
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Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < nyalso brief appurreciation fur it being 33% hell yeah thats the double kitty mouths numbpurr

Kult: +2
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Chittrclan
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genderfluid
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Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B// < well dont push yourself ig just like remembpurr to eat real food latepurr

Kult: +5
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I MIGHT HAVE BREAKFAST TOMORROW. IF MY PUSHERBURN IS DOING BETTER. I DID HAVE SOME TEA EARLIER AND IT'S NOT AS BAD ANYMORE, BUT IT'S STILL KIND OF THERE.

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Resurrection Butterfly
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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B// < damn that does sound like some bs B33 < does tums help?

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'M TRYING NOT TO TAKE MEDICATION SO.

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B?? < why not

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

NOT A BIG FAN UNLESS I REALLY HAVE TO.

Kult: +2
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I ALWAYS FOUND THE IDEA OF HUMAN MARRIAGE ROMANTIC AND SAPPY AS FUCK. IT MAKES ME FEEL MUSHY INSIDE WHEN I START THINKING ABOUT IT TOO HARD. AND STILL THEY DIVORCED AND KILLED THEIR PARTNERS LIKE THAT? WHERE IS THE LOYALTY? THE DISGUSTINGLY SWEET PROFESSIONS OF ETERNAL LOVE AND BONDING??

Kult: +36
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Total: 66
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Those who came before us.
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < I've been happily married a couple of times in my life 8=l < It can be quite a wonderfoal thing 8=l < It $1001y depends on the individ001s

Kult: +5
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
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@turntablefortG[TG]

theyre all in the prenup

Kult: +2
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IN DIFFERENT QUADRANTS? OR ARE YOU POLYAMOROUS? IF IT'S OKAT TO ASK.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < While I am polyamorous, it was not quadranted marriage at the time 8=l < I was posing as human then and only had one wife at a time 8=l < I lost them to age

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

OH... I'M SORRY. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED.

Kult: +5
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < It's alright, Karkat 8=l < I am an immortal god 8=l < It's a natural consequence of mingling with mortals

Kult: +2
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

HOW MANY WIVES IS HE GOING TO GO THROUGH??

Kult: +65
Kull: +67
Total: 132
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < That's funny

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

WHY?

IN THEORY. YES.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < That I guessed correctly 8=l < I'll not spoil you what happens on the si%th one

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IN THEORY?

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

OH NO. DOES SHE GET KILLED TOO?

Kult: +5
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=) < Not telling

Kult: +5
Total: 5

FROM WHAT I’VE GATHERED. SOMETIMES IN PRACTICE PEOPLE JuST. DON’T LIVE uP TO IT?

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

UNDERSTANDABLE.

Kult: +5
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

THAT'S STUPID.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

PUSHERBURN IS KILLING ME TOLIGHT.

Kult: +19
Kull: +15
Total: 34
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Milk

Kult: +5
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DOES THAT REALLY HELP?

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Temporarily 8=l < If you want a more effective solution then try ginger tea

Kult: +5
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

CUTE...

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
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Terminated Save
Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!
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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
@transcendentGothia[TG]

me when

Kult: +2
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

DOUBT.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

HERE IT IS. DON'T EXPECT MORE THAN THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM FROM ME.

Kult: +112
Kull: +40
Total: 152
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heart of gold
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Why are you so cute 8=l < That haircut is darling

Kult: +10
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
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For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@gardeningGirl[GG]

wowww look at you!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Friendship Forged
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heart of gold
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < The 8=l < The cat 8=l < I thought it was a pillow at first 8=l < Oh my goodness the cat

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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transgender
love yourself
Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
#TrashPandaSupporter
Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
@cyberGovernor[CG]

--E√ Meowbeast seen. Show us the meowbeast please.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Bro doesnt even have the courage to put on the pumpkin helmet for the fit check, whatchu afraid of man? Curse of binding?

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IT'S A MESS IS WHAT IT IS.

Kult: +5
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YES THAT IT MY LITTLE BEAST WITH PRIVILEGES.

Kult: +5
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

WHAT HELMET?

Kult: +2
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

I've gotten so good at survival through bullshit situations that I have to balance it out with some dumb fucking decisions. Just how it be

Kult: +22
Total: 22
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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I WISH I COULD EXPLODE PEOPLE WITH MY MIND.

Kult: +40
Kull: +15
Total: 55
Ratio: 2.67
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

I was gonna say something like "you can use your mind to make your body throw grenades" but. Fair, honestly.

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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
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Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

THAT WOULD BE TOO OBVIOUS.

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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
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Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

THE DISSIMILARITY BETWEEN YESTERDAY'S RAVENOUS MOOD DROP AND TOLIGHT'S QUIETNESS OF THE MIND IS SOMEWHAT JARRING.

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

ANYWAY, I'LL STOP OVER-STUFFING THE DASH WITH THE ABSOLUTE VOMIT THAT COMES OUT OF MY THINK PAN FOR THE DAY.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
@tentacleThaumaturge[TT]

Do you find the Zen too disconcerting, or is it the volatility that is bothering you?

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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

THE FORMER, I THINK.

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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
@tentacleThaumaturge[TT]

It is true that people used to record highs and lows often find experiences in the middle ground to be uncomfortable. Perhaps finding an audio stim would provide your idle mind with the agitation it craves without affecting your mood.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. I MIGHT.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

MIGHT FALL ASLEEP HERE, BURIED IN BUBBLES.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

ADDENDUM. I MIGHT POST A SELFIE AT ONE POINT, BUT IT WILL BE BY NO MEANS FLATTERING OR A THIRST TRAP IN ANY SENSE OF THE DEPRAVITY OF THE EXPRESSION.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

THE DAY I POST A THIRST TRAP HERE IS THE DAY MY THINK PAN HAS FINALLY ROTTED AND FESTERED TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN.

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

...it's always best to let the imagination run instead of putting it all on display....

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I DON'T COUNT AS BUFF, BUT I DO HAVE SOME MUSCLE. I HAVE. A LOT OF FREE TIME. #DASHWATCHING

Kult: +55
Kull: +45
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.22
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
@twofoldGrace[TG]

p roof?

...<(t-t)> do you now.......

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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SPRAYS YOU WITH WATER. SHOO.

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
@twofoldGrace[TG]

DUDEEE PLEASEEE for my research

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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

*SOME* MUSCLE.

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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

NO.

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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Echolocated
For this user, hearing is believing.
@cephalopodCounselor[CC]

⛥ Anything but research.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
@twofoldGrace[TG]

fuckk everyone here hatesme

Kult: +2
Total: 2

...some is better than none....

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

MIGHT TREAT MYSELF WITH A GOOD BATH. WITH BATH BOMBS AND FOAM AND SHIT. I WANT TO BE BURIED UNDER A PILE OF THICK BUBBLES IN SUCH A WAY THAT ONLY THE TOP OF MY HEAD IS VISIBLE.

Kult: +80
Kull: +60
Total: 140
Ratio: 1.33
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < I don't believe I have any bubble stuff

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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I HAVE A FEW THINGS I COULD SEND YOU.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Oh that w001d be lovely, thank you Karkat

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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

ONE MOMENT. LET ME GATHER EVERYTHING INTO A BAG FOR CONVENIENCE.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I CAN'T MESSAGE YOU, BUT DO YOU LIKE CITRICS? I HAVE A COUPLE THAT SMELL OF FRUITS.

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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Why can't you message me 8=l < And yes, I do

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

GOT IT. SENDING OVER THE BAG NOW.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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A user of established repute
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=D < Thank you

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

(:B HAVE A GOOD BATH.

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A user of established repute
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=) < Thank you

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

HE'S SO PATHETIC I ALMOST PITY HIM. ALMOST.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

OHHH. HUMANS BAFFLE ME SOMETIMES.

Kult: +42
Kull: +35
Total: 77
Ratio: 1.20
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Vision Impaired
This user has difficulty seeing.
Hearing Impaired
This user has difficulty hearing.
Speech Impaired
This user has difficulty speaking.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
Beforan Resident
The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
@chthonianAfterimage[CA]

↻ What are y∞u ∞bserving? ↺

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
Crabby Communicator
This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

A SERIES CALLED THE TUDORS.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Vision Impaired
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Hearing Impaired
This user has difficulty hearing.
Speech Impaired
This user has difficulty speaking.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
Beforan Resident
The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
@chthonianAfterimage[CA]

↻ ∞∞h, is it at least g∞∞d? ↺

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Pitch One
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BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
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This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IT'S INTERESTING TO WATCH. IT TOUCHES UPON MANY SUBJECTS FROM OLD EARTH THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT.

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Vision Impaired
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Hearing Impaired
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Speech Impaired
This user has difficulty speaking.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
Beforan Resident
The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
@chthonianAfterimage[CA]

↻ I'll have t∞ l∞∞k up a transcripti∞n ∞f it later then. ↺

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Pitch One
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BANGARANG!
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This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.
Pale One
This user vacillates pale pink.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU SHOULD. IF YOU LIKE HISTORIC THINGS LIKE THIS ONE.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Vision Impaired
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This user has difficulty hearing.
Speech Impaired
This user has difficulty speaking.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
Beforan Resident
The Beforan Buddyaucracy prides itself on those like this user.
Mg. Slobberpet
This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.
@chthonianAfterimage[CA]

↻ then i will add it t∞ the list ∞f things. thank y∞u ↺

Kult: +5
Total: 5