
KING CRAB VARIANT.
@carcinoGeneticist
KARKAT. YOU KNOW THE REST. HE / IT. SINGLE AND A BIT OF A HERMIT.

LET ME PREFACE THIS BY STATING I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. I KNOW THIS WEBSITE IS A CESSPOOL OF HORNY I DON'T WANT TO EVEN POKE AT WITH A TEN FOOT STICK. ALAS, SOMEPLACE SHOULD STILL BE THE PITIFUL RECIPIENT TO THE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE THAT CHURNS IN THE DEPTHS OF MY WRINKLED THINK PAN. YOU WILL ALL BE SUBJECTED TO IT, REGARDLESS OF YOUR OPINIONS. UNLESS YOU BLOCK ME. THAT'S A CHOICE TOO. HI. #NSFW

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY ANYMORE. IT'S FINE.

AND YET, THINGS CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE. FUCK.

I'M AWAKE? NO. I REFUSE. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP.

STRETCHES MY BACK LIKE A CAT.

I HAD LEFTOVERS OF A MUFFIN FOR DINNER AND SOMETIMES THAT'S ALL A BITCH NEEDS.

I ALWAYS FOUND THE IDEA OF HUMAN MARRIAGE ROMANTIC AND SAPPY AS FUCK. IT MAKES ME FEEL MUSHY INSIDE WHEN I START THINKING ABOUT IT TOO HARD. AND STILL THEY DIVORCED AND KILLED THEIR PARTNERS LIKE THAT? WHERE IS THE LOYALTY? THE DISGUSTINGLY SWEET PROFESSIONS OF ETERNAL LOVE AND BONDING??

HOW MANY WIVES IS HE GOING TO GO THROUGH??

PUSHERBURN IS KILLING ME TOLIGHT.

CUTE...

HERE IT IS. DON'T EXPECT MORE THAN THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM FROM ME.

I've gotten so good at survival through bullshit situations that I have to balance it out with some dumb fucking decisions. Just how it be

I WISH I COULD EXPLODE PEOPLE WITH MY MIND.

THE DISSIMILARITY BETWEEN YESTERDAY'S RAVENOUS MOOD DROP AND TOLIGHT'S QUIETNESS OF THE MIND IS SOMEWHAT JARRING.

MIGHT FALL ASLEEP HERE, BURIED IN BUBBLES.

ADDENDUM. I MIGHT POST A SELFIE AT ONE POINT, BUT IT WILL BE BY NO MEANS FLATTERING OR A THIRST TRAP IN ANY SENSE OF THE DEPRAVITY OF THE EXPRESSION.

THE DAY I POST A THIRST TRAP HERE IS THE DAY MY THINK PAN HAS FINALLY ROTTED AND FESTERED TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN.

I DON'T COUNT AS BUFF, BUT I DO HAVE SOME MUSCLE. I HAVE. A LOT OF FREE TIME. #DASHWATCHING

MIGHT TREAT MYSELF WITH A GOOD BATH. WITH BATH BOMBS AND FOAM AND SHIT. I WANT TO BE BURIED UNDER A PILE OF THICK BUBBLES IN SUCH A WAY THAT ONLY THE TOP OF MY HEAD IS VISIBLE.

HE'S SO PATHETIC I ALMOST PITY HIM. ALMOST.

OHHH. HUMANS BAFFLE ME SOMETIMES.















