♦ pitied by @carcinoGeneticist
8=l < Lilith is bothering me about the suit 8=l < Apparently she took offense to me saying she can't make something I w001dn't rip the threads of 8=l < I think she is not understanding what she is working with here 8=l < I am kind of a beast when it comes to clothing 8=l < I've always had to make my own 8=l < It tears so easily otherwise
Hm.
While I'm being annoying and talking about it my mother was 7'1". Do you know how insane it makes me sound at my normal person height to be able to earnestly say I am in fact a runt. Like. Yeah sorry I actually had a lot of childhood health complications and as a result never reached my full height. And I'm still taller than the average human.
--E√ I got shafted in the height department.
height posting again. i shrunk since last time which is bullshit
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Ugh...that's the first and last time I decide t9 sleep in a alien planets desert, g99d g9g there's sand everywhere and n9w it's 69iling h9t, at least earth sun isn't as 6ad as alternias.
aGrEeD BrOtHeR. i wIlL Go sObEr jUsT FoR ThE OcCaSiOn
Alcohol isn’t enough I think I need to do crack
bro why you rage baiting
welcome to my world man if one of us does something and the people like it then all of us have obviously done it too
It's 8een a while since I had that kind of nightmare. ::::/
damn my idea is way better
wELL, i MEAN, IT'S LIKE,,A RANDOM TROLL,,,i DUNNO,,THAT'D BE WEIRD, i THINK, OR, THEY WOULD THINK IT'S WEIRD
tHAT WOULD BE NICE }:),,PROBABLY, i MEAN, i WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GO, BECAUSE, i HAVE ALLERGIES,,,BUT, UM, OTHERS WOULD PROBABLY LIKE IT!
I meant to say nice nig)(t but if you're )(aving a nig)(t nig)(t t)(at's good too!
aT LEAST,,i DON'T HAVE TO WONDER, WHY KARKAT WOULD,,,KNOW THAT WORD
yeah checks out lame
:') #dogposting https://i.postimg.cc/yxspcsxj/48cc54e7609435c011d5a0574e5d216b.jpg
whatever. :(
In cold lighting the pale green turns nearly white. I wish he would sit still long enough for me to take a picture.
Not sorry
…I’M NOT SuRE I HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO DO THAT. BuT. I WILL THINK ABOuT IT. THANK YOu.
note to all lonely ppl: NEVER watch a sexy vampire movie alone i just watched queen of the damned and im mourning the lost of my sexy nonexistent vampire bf
i made more shitTtTY paintTing. cantT waitT tTo show tThis one tTo mY psYcholllogistT
I care so much bro you dont even know, i would give anything to see a bear in full battle armor right now
They always can, indeed.
> you ever feel l1ke 80% of the people you know are 2ecretly 1n on 2ometh1ng you aren't? #cw-mental-health <
honestly maybe itd be shit which makes it awesome
Probably. I routinely whimperpost but I’m just being true to my soul
i still need a mediate button for the like button.
B33 < nyalso brief appurreciation fur it being 33% hell yeah thats the double kitty mouths numbpurr
8=l < It's alright, Karkat 8=l < I am an immortal god 8=l < It's a natural consequence of mingling with mortals
theyre all in the prenup
like i mean who amongst us right. like we gotta start somewhere if we don't learn how to accept other people as genuinely separate things outside us with autonomy an dignity an all that. so sometimes startin somewhere just so happens to be learnin how to take accountability really responsibly through a teachable moment a hearin how we affect someone, an really listenin like oh hey, that's a person, not a security blanket to drag along. yeah actually the more i think about it the more i am actually really proud a those moments where i fucked up because how else was i gonna learn to be better? like in essence i kinda did have to treat people the way i did in order to eventually not treat em that way </3
8=l < Stands in the forest and screams
8=l < You're welcome 8=l < I must go
8=l < I am a dreadfoally weak man 8=l < So STRONG and yet
the cr0p top and undersized jean sh0rts really haven't been topped.
Bro doesnt even have the courage to put on the pumpkin helmet for the fit check, whatchu afraid of man? Curse of binding?
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 consistent 67 users onl ૮×ﻌ<ა 🗯️ FUCK it dipped while i was typing thi's ૮×ﻌoა 💬 ok it was 67 for like a solid full 2 minutes though ^^^^^^^^^^
| dont th|nk | got Any reAl sleep lAst l|ght. toss|ng And turn|ng.
i just stared into a fire for like the last hour and now my eyes hurt. oops.
the unspoken sexual tension between me and this half empty bottle of jagermeister sitting on my desk needs to be studied #substances #alcohol #yearning #nsfw
⛥ I can't believe I'm related to Dave Strider.
fuckk everyone here hatesme
i miss my cats
⛥ Anything but research.
I COME BACK TO MY CHITTR ACCOUNT AND ALL OF MY POSTS ARE JUST HORNY. WHAT THE FUCK WAS MY PROBLEM? #SUGGESTIVE
> oh yeah 1t2 wedne2day <
aLl i wAnTeD To dO WaS ChIlL, nOt fAlL FeR SoMe hUmAn tRoLl sHiT. i aIn't a jAdE I DoN'T Be dOwN In tHeM BrEeDiNg tUnNeLs. FuCk i cArE?? (o:
8=l < Another call for the party 8=l < All are welcome to come
8=l < Transportalizer is now open 8=l < Please come by 8=l < [coords.loc]
8=l < I am hosting a small party in 45 minutes 8=l < There will be music, drin%, a bonfire, and sna% 8=l < There's an area for you to ride my horses, an area for dancing, and an area for light spars 8=l < This is intended to be a friendly get together 8=l < I e%pect a small amount of people but everyone is welcome to come 8=l < It will be outdoors and it is c001 out so please dress accordingly 8=l < If anyone causes problems I will personally remove them 8=l < I will have a transportalizer set up nearby with coordinates posted on the day of
8=l < What happened
8=l < Neighvermind the last comment I have conte%t now
I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT.
8=l < Doing so good at staying in my lane right now guys
8=l < You're welcome 8=l < It may be best if I step back
8=l < Mostly because you are cute and your posts make me feel soft
8=l < May I offer a hug in these trying times, Mister Karkat?
8=l < Are you alright
i refuse to apologize!! unless you want me to or i feel bad about something or i breathed in your vicinity or existed generally :P
my phone fuckign fell on my face
8=l < The stars are finally starting to align for the love square 8=l < They're starting to like the correct partner to pair up properly 8=l < Annoying 8=l < Just choose polyamory 8=l < I don't even like this genre but I'm committed I'm halfway through the show
✧જ⁀ The!!! Caffeine from the energy drinks is!!! Making me crash down hard!!! Wipe⚾︎ut!!! Going! To cupe! Good! Light! DXb #substances =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
mM YeAh, FaVoRs hOw yA GeT FoLkS To sTiCk aRoUnD, aSk yEr oWn fUcKiNg fAvOrS N ShIt. FrIeNd sHiPs sO MoThErFuCkIn wEiRd lIkE ThAt mAn. DoN'T GeT It bUt bEiNg lOnElY WoRsE Ya kNoW?
8=l < All events in my life have led to the now 8=l < Where I feed strays and help strangers 8=l < Simply because I want to 8=l < Neighbe I sh001d be a little bxtchier again 8=l < There's nothing wrong with feeding strays and helping strangers 8=l < I just want to spice things up 8=l < Not shire how 8=l < Or why
bRo yOu gOt jUdGmEnT FiLlEd wOrDs )o:
8=l < I will not and more importantly cannot accurately e%plain the thought process that led to that statement 8=l < W001d you like your throat healed
Except Seven. But he's not the topic of discussion right now.
8=l < I don't eat meat due to te%ture and you'd be surprised how many foods contain meat or foods that feel like meat
deletinv chittr forveer i accidentslly shard my chittr dms tomu class adn its sso over im so doomed i got so embarrassed i dranf a twobottles of tquila
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Damn.. > I > Need > Thimbles > My > Fingers > Are > Bleeding. someone > Should > Lick > The > Blood > Off > #suggestive > #ezzalepost > ♡
Respectfully
Okay chat. Remember to be normal.
I d0nt seem t0 have a matesprit i can celebrate anym0re
#yearnin for some vwarmblood tits.
I Need To Stop Missing A Dead Girl.
That Is A Lot Of Karkats
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓_𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍… ▓▒░ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 ░▒▓ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍〈DISCUSSING_THE_FUTURE〉
poor. People. ew. #rich.
:: who volunteers to be my friend? //
What do you mean by "that king crab"
Thiis miight bee thee beest thiing II'vee reeaad oon heeree toodaay