dsprite (she/her)
@turntechGodbird
just dsprite. part bird part human part sword. DMs open if youre funny or hot ((common content here: substance abuse, nsfw/e, mental health problems, suboptimal parenting ))
everyones always "i support womens wrongs" until im actually wronging them
(\ /) @turntechGodbird :) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/friendandme.webp
just know i could be #worse
youre annoying as fuck you know that
i think you know i didnt
I do. I also know you are wrong. One day you may very well learn that as well.
how is the chick version who sexually harassed me less annoying than you, dog???
ive never been wrong in my life its sorta fucked up to imply i am
A matter of opinion. In spite of her attractive qualities I find her quite an irritant.
(\ /) good. keep it that way. she's already in /my/ keep anyhow.
yeah no shit, it's a woman you have no hope of manipulating!
i gotta start making less pitiable chitts holy fuck
I Unfortunately Know This Feeling But I Really Do Not Get It
love when i wake up and my first thought is that i miss someone thats awesome
over preening is so stupid btw like oh great im doing all this just for my feathers to look worse later on real genius move not gonna get grade a stuff like this anywhere else
cant imagine what you might be learning from this
Hmm.
have fun with your newfound bird knowledge
Yes!
thinkin some of the stressed over preening behavior is something he got from me god fucking dammit
eughhhh i should stop having bodily sensations all together i fucking #hate feeling like things are on my wings and back
anyway i dont really look at myself much but its wild it took me about a week to notice that the tip of my tail is still sorta grey like god damn am i really that unaware in my day to day
i dont think this is anything to feel bad about! i mean i didnt notice i had a marker mark on my nose all day today.. :(.. damn those smelly markers!!
maybe not but its wild i didnt notice for like a whole 7 days or some shit like that i dont know if its been a whole week or not how do you not notice a mark that smells on your nose though
i get it.. but it happens! so just try not to feel too bad. ....i thought i just kept remembering how it smelled....
ha you really didnt think it could be anything else
its all "dont talk to the outer gods dsprite you clearly cant be trusted" without the consideration that they keep being near me #regardless of if i seek them out
(\ /) as long as it hasn't been any of /those/ entities again.
leveret are you sayin you dont trust me
(\ /) of course i trust you! it's... select entities in question that i don't trust.
its not like i ever would be manipulated or anything like that
(\ /) ...still. it's less about you and more about me ensuring that those entities in question know what's theirs from what's mine.
oh?????
(\ /) ...don't. uh. don't worry about that. i need to go to bed. but i trust you.
right rest up then
fuck i dont recall taking advantage of being able to sneak up on people easier while i wasnt glowing i missed out on my chance
nice new badge for that last one
tbh the only scratches im worried about these days are the ones i can make with my talons during sex can i get an ayo #nsfw
ayo
whats the confusion for everyone else is with it
well, somebody's gotta be the straight man that questions your sexual audacity!
why do you hate when a woman has fun
so you think women are dramatic i see i get it
youre making this too easy for me egbert
oh no someone who tends to be cryptic posting ominous shit how surprising
everyone should stop wanting wildly different things from me its fucked up to not all be in agreement
every time someone pities one of my posts i get one step closer to killing myself #cw-self-harm
the plus of barely leaving my place since last week is no one has told me i look like a guy lately a win is a win ill take what i can get
damn just realized i turned my relatively normal bed into a whole nest this past week thats embarrassing fuck was i being even more crow with it for
eugh my feathers feel like theyre covered in #oil which is annoying cause theyre clean its just lingering #sensations that i probably wont ever be able to forget if any of the beings that like to mess with me have anything to say on the matter
have you tried not biting your wings
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actually bein a sprite seems pretty great right about now #dashwatching
anonymous questions are the cowards way out either ask me questions as yourself or die wondering
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somehow yall are wordy as hell yet remain vague as fuck through this whole conversation which is really annoying and inconsiderate cause it makes me wanna know more even though you shadowy freaks generally suck overall
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i know im not supposed to guess but youre making it really obvious right now thankfully for everyone im polite
Ah apologies. I'm back, I think you may have irritated them enough to leave this conversation. Kudos for that.
fuck yes
How does it feel to annoy an elder God so well they stop speaking with you
it feels great its good to know i still have my classic strider charm after all these years
Not sure that fits the definition of charm but sure let's go with it.
its why i called it strider charm cmon keep up