♠ hated by @turntechGodbird
Lays an egg directly into your hand.
hot people on this app, dm me.
With that gonna head off for now. Got lots to plan for, just be beware of any horrorterrors offers Faustian Bargains, that's my job
It seems that my manor has been quite filled with pranks and jokes on this day, as I knew it would be. Of course, it would be rude not to inform you that while you all are enjoying the spirit of the holiday, none of my pranks have yet been activated. I hope you enjoy the anticipation. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
Maybe forget to engage in fiscal bartering more often.
BelIeve In an uncarIng and hateful GOD.
Tupac is sending me into the forest again to collect 14 pinecones but if I drop one I have to start anew. Then I have to use the sword in my chest to take off the pines, before arranging them in a birds nest. Amongst other things.
Haven't complainted about #cloaca yet today. #nsfw
Gonzo is the hottest muppet.
fuck i cant vwait for the afterparty maybe therell be some real music, i brought my guitar so maybe i could play vwondervwall or something #eridanweek
Died again today :(! #dead #died #mauled
Confeshshion 6: "birds arent even all that great" Thoughtsh?
You have just confirmed that I can't wear skirts now. They make you a chick.
If you press the like button 2 times it turns into a hate button.
Too much #pissgate not enough #cloacagate.
A w o o o o o o o o o o o o o oo ooo
LUSUS TOLD ME TO TELL YOU GUYS BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK >o<
only thing i can think of is maybe cut the planned drinking in half for a number of reasons
you got a point but i still feel like im not entirely wrong over here
damn neither one of you are trying to have a good night huh
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beautiful day btw. butterflies n shit out here
"Horrorterror" is such a stupid name. Spookyscaries. UpsettingFrights. They don't care what you call them so why choose one so fucking stupid. I call them my homies.
love having keys to my friends places. lol whats up im in your home now you let this happen
Hot puppet babes in your area but when are they in mine.
This is true. I do think analyzing you more modernly is something to look into as well. The way you collect brothers like their candy simultaneously hating and needing them. We both know what you experienced in childhood, unfortunately it is weirdly well known. But having affection for a man who hurt you, especially when you had positive moments as well and viewed him as a brother, is just as well. I am curious about how you and Dave differ, and I do think in one sense it could be the way you are unaware what happened to your version of your brother. That mystery of it all, and not truly having any claim to family because whatever happened to yours is a mystery you will never truly know. Food for thought.
we need to get you some hobbies again man
any sweadellwes up rn
youre being dramatic.
Can’t read I’m a bird. How much do you lift though.
Gonzo is such a hot character.
Everyone’s derailing my fucking fraggleposting. Everyone say your favourite fraggle instead. I like Red.
Let the fraggles play. Down in fraggle rock.
Statement incoming on #theallegations. #Prepareyourselves #Dramageddon
One more. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1486894154557558935/ladders.png?ex=69c72997&is=69c5d817&hm=007a41a497e41ca5ecc73baf851d47fcc99087b28ed8396dd10ae90aee10bd5a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
I believe I prefer Twinks.
Dsprite stop hating all of my posts just because I won't forget your womanposting.
Dogs have killed more Me than anyone else combined so they can go to hell.
Can we stop letting dogs be a thing.
You're the only one who's bothered by me biting my wings.
There's something so deeply wrong with you. I think it's your own fault too. It isn't even any of your childhood trauma or anything I think you're just like this.
Need to draw Fluttershy in a Saw trap to make myself feel better. Rip open her ribs. Thanks. #gore
What a great day to contribute to my community and family and society through my labor!
She was gonna let me hit but didn't because of my cloaca. #nsfw
EAT LEAD, BITCH! DIE! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣦⣤⣴⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⣿⣦⣀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣏⣹⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠭⠭⠽⠽⠿⠿⠭⠭⠭⠽⠿⠿⠛ ⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠏⠉⠉⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠋⠑⠒⠒⠚⠙⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#Fatherthinksofeverything
My men are maliciously incompetent. I am so very grateful for my penthouse.
fucking die.
shut the fuck up you insolent tub of lard.