LIL CAL
@porcelainPrankster
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! I SUPPOSE I SHOULD MAKE A SORT OF GET TO KNOW ME POST HELLO I'M LIL CAL OBVIOUSLY, THE BEST PUPPET TO EVER EXIST!!! I WAS INFACT CREATED BUT MY SENTIENCE IS COMPLETELY MY OWN I CAME HERE TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE MESS WITH A FEW PEOPLE, GET INTO PEOPLES HEADS YKNOW, THE USUAL~ ALSO... I'M MAYBE LOOKING FOR VERY SPECIFIC INDIVIDUALS!!!~ ON THE HUMAN SIDE, YES YES!! NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY REALLYYY BUT IF I SHOW UP IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, JUST BE GRATEFUL I'M GRACING YOU WITH MY PRESENCE HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! <3 ((OOC: He may be a cunt to you and i apologize on his behalf lol also he may talk about suggestive stuff which shouldn't be shocking, yes you can flirt with the puppet but unless you're a loser with totally cool anime shades, it will probably only boost his ego )) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=valVixMpzQY https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48d1a49b86a2.png
HMMM... PERHAPS I SHOULD POST A PICTURE AT SOME POINT OF ME AT THE BEACH!!!~ #MEERADIABEACH
THIS IS VERY AMUSING!!! HOO HOO~ #MEERADIABEACH
GONNA GET CLOSE TO YOU, GIVE MY LOVING TO YOU.. ATLEAST UNTIL YOU'RE GOING AWAAYYY I KNOW ..THAT I'M NOT GOOD~ I'M NEVER GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE I SHOULD..~ #LYRICPOSTING
its frightening to know youre on here
stop that youre making me uncomfortable
a very normal not alive cal is watching me from my bros turntables rn so its extremely unsettling
what
you're a fucking dollbaby.
HELLO AGAIN, IT'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY FAVORITE PUPPET!!! HAA HAA HEE HEE!!!~
digital restraining order how
HOW VERY AGITATING HOO HOO!!!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
* hoo hoo!
hey baby.
i'm torn right now, this shit is confusing.
HMMM... I'M RELATIVELY SHORT AND DON'T CARE, DOESN'T MAKE ANYONE ELSE BETTER THEN ME HOO HOO!!! PLUS I KNOW MANY WHO WOULDN'T MIND THAT~
SOMEONE SHOULD POST SOMETHING INTERESTING... IT'S GETTING A LITTLE STALE
IT'S AMUSING HOW QUITE A FEW OF YOU ARE SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO DISAGREE WITH THINGS THAT ULT DIRK SAYS EVEN THOUGH THOSE SAID THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T REALLY DISAGREE WITH JUUUSTTT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HIM... SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU HOO HOO!!!
disagreeing with a guy just cause you don't like him is petty yeah but all he really tweets about lately are things that aren't his business considering he's not a woman nor a lesbian last i checked. :B
THERE IS PLENTY OF PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO HAVE TALKED ABOUT OR ACTIVELY TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T THEIR BUSINESS SOOOO... HEE HEE!!! TRULY DEFINES THE INTERNET DOESN'T IT, HE'S MADE SOME GOOD POINTS REGARDLESS
okay and they're probably weird too. because that is weird. haha.
THEN MOST ARE WEIRD, UNFORTUNATELY YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY WEIRDOS JOHN...
HOO HOO!!! HELLOOOO EVERYONE, YOUR MOST FAVORITE PUPPET IS HERE~
hell yeah.
I feel danger lOOOOking at yOOu
#LALONDEHOUR WAS VERY... UNEVENTFUL EEESSSHH!!! IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS POST, DEPRESSING STUFF AND DRINKING OOORRR??? NOW, I LOOOVEE SEEING PEOPLES MISERABLE SHIT THAT THEY JUST LOOOVEE TO SHARE TO EVERY RANDO ON THIS SITE JUST AS MUCH AS THE NEXT PUPPET BUT YOU GUYS COULD'VE POSTED SOMETHING A LITTLE BETTER... I THINK THAT SAYS SOMETHING COMING FROM ME HEE HEE HAA HAA!!! #SUBSTANCE
THINGS GOT A LITTLE INTERESTING!!! AND I DON'T MEAN THE HOUR CURRENTLY HOO HOO
I NEED TO SEE MORE DIRKS ON THE FEED, THERE'S TOO LITTLE... EVERYONE ELSE IS SUCH A BORE!!!
Sup.
HELLOOO CHITTR HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!~
hey cal.
I THINK SOMEONE LIKES ME A LOT!!! HOO HOO!!!~ <3 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8785F7B6FB0B.PNG
a little to much, baby.
OH MYYY!!!~ YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE PAINT MELT OFF MY PORCELAIN FACE AT THIS RATE...~
fuck... it's been awhile, i forgot your sexy ass was on here. might need to kiss it better.
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT LIL OL' ME, HMMM...~ TRULY DISHEARTENING HEE HEE!!!
LOVE ME...? MY PLUSH HEART IS RACING, GALLOPING EVEN!!! DON'T WORRY HOTSTUFF, I'M ONLY TEASING~ I KNOW YOU LOVE ME SO DEARLY BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU DO HOO HOO!!!
MY SWEETNESS IS ONLY FOR YOU, NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED SUCH~ <3
HOO HOO!!! HELLO EVERYONE IT'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY FAVORITE PUPPET!!!~ LET'S SEE WHAT MISERABLE CHITT GETS POSTED TODAY TO LAUGH AT HAA HAA HEE HEE!!!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
ALL OF THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! YES YES PLEASE TELL THE MASSES OF YOUR PATHETIC AWFUL LIVES!!!
I don't feel like it.
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
oh my god you have got to be kidding me
facts my brother. spit your shit indeed.
HEY DAAAAVEE, WHATS WRONG???~ HOO HOO!!!
everything literally everything is so very wrong right now im going to close my eyes and put down my phone and hope to god that your freakish little laugh doesnt echo in my thoughts for the next hour of my life
AM I PRETTY??? DO I DESERVE TO BE??? WOULD YOU TELL ME IF I WAS WORTHY??? NOW THAT YOU'RE HOME, I DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE!!! I KNOW IT'S SELFISH, BUT I ALREADY KNOW SO SELF AWARE, I INTEND TO DIE THIS WAY THERE IS NOTHING THAT ANYONE CAN CHANGE... #LYRICSPOSTING