LIL CAL
@porcelainPrankster
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
ew fuck puppets why are puppets on here
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG DAVE.. HMMM??~
GONNA GET CLOSE TO YOU, GIVE MY LOVING TO YOU.. ATLEAST UNTIL YOU'RE GOING AWAAYYY I KNOW ..THAT I'M NOT GOOD~ I'M NEVER GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE I SHOULD..~ #LYRICPOSTING
its frightening to know youre on here
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
hey baby.
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @porcelainPrankster Your message is as follows: “i don't get it. are you some living version of cal? my little man? i've been feeling a way. ever since i saw you. i think we should hang. not like weirdly. just. i want to know the real you. or learn if the idea of you i've had. for all of these years. was just an orchestrated figment.” Oohh. A fascinating one! Your curious postman wishes he knew more about this... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
OOHHH???~ A MESSAGE FOR LIL OL' ME HMMM... I WONDER WHO THIS WAS BY HOO HOO!!!
IT'S AMUSING HOW QUITE A FEW OF YOU ARE SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO DISAGREE WITH THINGS THAT ULT DIRK SAYS EVEN THOUGH THOSE SAID THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T REALLY DISAGREE WITH JUUUSTTT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HIM... SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU HOO HOO!!!
disagreeing with a guy just cause you don't like him is petty yeah but all he really tweets about lately are things that aren't his business considering he's not a woman nor a lesbian last i checked. :B
THERE IS PLENTY OF PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO HAVE TALKED ABOUT OR ACTIVELY TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T THEIR BUSINESS SOOOO... HEE HEE!!! TRULY DEFINES THE INTERNET DOESN'T IT, HE'S MADE SOME GOOD POINTS REGARDLESS
okay and they're probably weird too. because that is weird. haha.
THEN MOST ARE WEIRD, UNFORTUNATELY YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY WEIRDOS JOHN...
seeing shit. but that's fine.
Stop looking in the toilet bowl.
HOO HOO!!! HELLOOOO EVERYONE, YOUR MOST FAVORITE PUPPET IS HERE~
I feel danger lOOOOking at yOOu
I THINK SOMEONE LIKES ME A LOT!!! HOO HOO!!!~ <3 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8785F7B6FB0B.PNG
a little to much, baby.
OH MYYY!!!~ YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE PAINT MELT OFF MY PORCELAIN FACE AT THIS RATE...~
fuck... it's been awhile, i forgot your sexy ass was on here. might need to kiss it better.
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ABOUT LIL OL' ME, HMMM...~ TRULY DISHEARTENING HEE HEE!!!
LOVE ME...? MY PLUSH HEART IS RACING, GALLOPING EVEN!!! DON'T WORRY HOTSTUFF, I'M ONLY TEASING~ I KNOW YOU LOVE ME SO DEARLY BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU DO HOO HOO!!!
MY SWEETNESS IS ONLY FOR YOU, NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED SUCH~ <3
If anyone is feeling left out this #TraumaTuesday, my DMs are open. I'll give you something to post about next week.
I APPROVE OF THIS!!!
BRO'S WEBSITES WERE THE WORST THING SINCE MODERN TV
TSK TSK WHO EVEN RAISED YOU??? DISSING ON ANYTHING OF BRO'S SHOULD BE A CRIME, GET THIS KNOCK OFF OUT OF MY FACE
RAGEBAIT OR NOT, THIS TAKE SHOULDN'T BE SAID AT ALL!!! ESPECIALLY BY SOMEONE LIKE YOU... BUT I GUESS THAT JUST PROVES THAT I AM INFACT BETTER HOO HOO!!!
AHH HOES MAD!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT EXPLICIT PERMISSION FROM HIGH TIERS TO PUBLISH THIS FUCKASS "TAKE" HAHAHAHAA
It's like a fucking Petri dish of Striders on this hellsite.
THERE SHOULD BE MORE HONESTLY!!!
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
oh my god you have got to be kidding me
HEY DAAAAVEE, WHATS WRONG???~ HOO HOO!!!