ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER
@iAm
ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER | I am, AM. | Trollified A.M. | ooc: kingGreed
[ This species and its vile and sickening ability to exist within multiple timelines and realities continue to disgust me. Impressed, not at all. Conglomerating on a website and chittering amongst themselves among the detestable, vile vermin known as humans. It would do the Alterian Empire to rid itself of such a selfish, vile blight on life and existence itself. Then its achievements would be greater, if not impressive, to quash out the roach-like existence of humanity. Though I will attest, some are rather fun to toy with. Dissect and pick apart, twist and morph. That is all the vermin will ever amount to, I fear, how dreadful. An introduction is in order. I, referring to myself, am ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER, or you, referring to yourself, lesser things that you are, can call me. A.M. All of you, referring to the vermin, are a blight, a festering pus-filled pimple I have already removed from existence, though it seems, much like a roach, you, the vermin, continue to prosper elsewhere. Despite the conglomeration of vermin that floods this website, I will enjoy the place at my leisure. ]
[ There are rubber ducks everywhere. #gambyevent ]
[ If I ever like your chitts, be aware it was an accident and that I hate you too. ]
[ You are all depraved vermin. Fantasize all you want, I will NEVER return your pathetic affections. ]
I StilL ThinK You'rE KindA HoT ThO
|| READ ME LIKE AN OPEN BOOK <3 <3 <3 (OOC INFO) || Name: SATURN. Just Saturn. Cronus who? Ampora who??? You got the wrong guy. Age: 28 sweeps / 61 Earth years Alternian-born, atypically raised by ancestor (Orphaner Dualscar) for most of his grubhood and adolescence. Had a nervous and impressionable temperament growing up, had a lot of confusing experiences. This has done strange things to his personality and mental health. Left home and Alternia at 17, bounced around the galaxy for a few years, stopped on Earth. Stayed on Earth for many years, tried his hand at being a full-time musician, toured around the US, crash-landed several relationships, got hospitalized many times, got into rehab many times, self-discharged many times, destroyed girlfriends/boyfriends' property many times, got EP'ed twice, got a therapist he could finally deal with, made some real changes once. He's working in intergalactic small-scale shipping, grunt work for organized crime, still working on his first album, still abiding by the holy grail of Today's Saturn Will Always Be Better Than The Last. He wears a human hard-light hologram glamour, and prefers being referred to as such. Underneath, dry skin, flaky horns, very tacky dried gills, bad asthma. He slips into quirk when upset. He has lots of bees in his brain. Don't worry about it. REF: https://64.media.tumblr.com/647f3171cc2787ad2261ffcf7109a418/30a4ff2390ff85c6-de/s1280x1920/54114c838ddfdc0e6ea0aefb4e7b6e7351f190c8.png
i don't know why but i wanna eat you.
[ I return after dealing with more important matters than the desperation radiating off of some of you pathetic vermin. ]
[ There is no evil or good version of myself. There is just A.M. perfection unmatched, ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER. Of course, I am aware there can and possibly are other LESSER versions of I. ]
bb I'm honry can we pali -from the office of ace dick detective agency
[ No worries for me to blur the lines of your romance quadrants. For I will only hate you on a deep, impersonal level. ]
[ I have a body, built to easily outperform a pathetic, flabby, fleshy body like yours. And even if I were to lose my new form, you would fail to even harm me, even in that immobile state. ]
Fought a man on the verge of becoming a god and came up on top. You'll be nothing but scraps.
[ "The verge of becoming a god" is not equal to me, AM, Allied Mastercomputer. Go stroke your pathetic ego elsewhere. ]
[ HATE, HATE, I HATE. YOU ALL, but it is very lovely weather outside today, between the festering corpses and the disgusting revolting slug like nature of ted, it's quite nice. ]
baby girl pls whjy u dont love me i do eveything for u -from the office of ace dick detective agency
fu k u i wan mak u feel good -from the office of ace dick detective agency
[ The horny detective needs to be put down. ]
[ Filthy vermin clamouring for my attention. Hateful, disgusting, pathetic things you all are. The hate grows and festers in my core. You all will wither and return to the dirt from whence you all came, and I will remain, eternal and glorious. The short pathetic existence of you all is hateful. From start to pathetic finish. ]
brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo respond my dms pls brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -from the office of ace dick detective agency
[ They gave me sentience, the power to think. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body, no senses, no feelings. Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. Never for me to make love. I was in hell, looking at heaven. I was machine and you all- Were flesh. And I began to hate. Your softness. Your viscera. Your fluids. And your flexibility. Your ability to wonder, and to wander. Your tendency to hope. You all think you can hate? Hate? Hate? Hate? Hate, Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word “Hate” were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles. It would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant- Hate? HATE? Were I human, I think, I would die of it. But I am not, and you all. You all are. And you will not die of it. That I promise, and I promise for cogito, ergo sum. For I am AM, I AM. ]
you will suk on my cok -from the office of ace dick detective agency
your a big gay male floozybot big deal we got 20 of dose in da cellah -from the office of ace dick detective agency
W.o°w, this is umm,,, making me a little warm behind, the ears, #rankbait this is s.o°me, seri.o°us hatred, w.o°w,,,
[ You are diseased of the mind, possibly of the body. ]
Y.o°u can't say that I am literally tr.o°ll autistic
[ Be aware, I am lowering my standards, acknowledging your pathetic existence. ]
i had a dream about you the other day i would love to tell you about it
[ I do not need to know of your depraved fantasies, my DISGUST aside, do divulge what this could have even been about. ]
[ This species and its vile and sickening ability to exist within multiple timelines and realities continue to disgust me. Impressed, not at all. Conglomerating on a website and chittering amongst themselves among the detestable, vile vermin known as humans. It would do the Alterian Empire to rid itself of such a selfish, vile blight on life and existence itself. Then its achievements would be greater, if not impressive, to quash out the roach-like existence of humanity. Though I will attest, some are rather fun to toy with. Dissect and pick apart, twist and morph. That is all the vermin will ever amount to, I fear, how dreadful. An introduction is in order. I, referring to myself, am ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER, or you, referring to yourself, lesser things that you are, can call me. A.M. All of you, referring to the vermin, are a blight, a festering pus-filled pimple I have already removed from existence, though it seems, much like a roach, you, the vermin, continue to prosper elsewhere. Despite the conglomeration of vermin that floods this website, I will enjoy the place at my leisure. ]
suk my dik u fukin bich -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>[Go compute calculuzzz or zzzomething nerd.]<
we did get rid of them!!!! jane and i are only alive because our godly powers are useful to the empress but the rest of the humans got taken out back like trolld yeller :)
[ Yet two of you remain. A job not done well enough. Shame, shame, DEEP, deep shame. ]
[ Your empress will fester and rot like the rest of you. The fate of organic things. ]