ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER
@iAm
ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER | I am, AM. | Trollified A.M. | ooc: kingGreed
[ This species and its vile and sickening ability to exist within multiple timelines and realities continue to disgust me. Impressed, not at all. Conglomerating on a website and chittering amongst themselves among the detestable, vile vermin known as humans. It would do the Alterian Empire to rid itself of such a selfish, vile blight on life and existence itself. Then its achievements would be greater, if not impressive, to quash out the roach-like existence of humanity. Though I will attest, some are rather fun to toy with. Dissect and pick apart, twist and morph. That is all the vermin will ever amount to, I fear, how dreadful. An introduction is in order. I, referring to myself, am ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER, or you, referring to yourself, lesser things that you are, can call me. A.M. All of you, referring to the vermin, are a blight, a festering pus-filled pimple I have already removed from existence, though it seems, much like a roach, you, the vermin, continue to prosper elsewhere. Despite the conglomeration of vermin that floods this website, I will enjoy the place at my leisure. ]
// Hello, I need to ask to be DMed before being tagged in any sort of post that involves shipping, confessions, etc. I want to express consent before getting a random notification for those sorta things! This is to avoid the fact that someone might have me blocked and I might have someone blocked. IC blocks are one thing, but OOC blocks do mean I do not want to interact IC or OOC. So if you want to include AM in your gimmicks, please dm me!
// -stands there- 🧍♂️
[ The bunny is very tiny. I could throw him. I will not. I am exercising restraint. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mmmm maybe, never been thrown before. put a pin in that. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
[ I missed someone getting chased down. A shame. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ well you haven't been chased so how do you know if you'll like it? won a blood sport game and that was pretty fun. you gotta experience things dude! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ lil bit yeah. people on here don't DO anything. doing things is the best part of having a body i think! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
[ Hm. I don't want to be chased, and there is no enjoyment I will find in it, I think. The thought does not appeal to me. Instead, hide-and-seek with chase elements. I think that would be more interesting for me. Instead of just running. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ boo but also yes! so you hide and i seek and if i find you, you run? do i get to hide if i catch you? where we playing? i got a whole planet we can play on if you want ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
[ What would you prefer me to run or you to hide? I have my own planet as well. But both locations could possibly make it easier on the other. I'd prefer my planet. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ we can take turns, to be fair. sure yer planet idc. this like a classic thing, no powers just bodies? i'd prefer that tbh. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
[ Sometimes, out of only sheer curiosity, I want to take apart another robot. Not to harm them. Just out of curiosity about what would make them tick, how a human or troll or other had gone about creating a robot. I myself started as a computer; my body I built myself, so the curiosity is deeply unsatisfied. While I have access to all the knowledge that has at least been put within reach of a computer, I do not know what would make another machine tick sometimes; those areas can be dark for me. Of course, if the computer is also sentient, it could temporarily block access to me learning about it. Only temporary; there is nothing better than I. ]
[ Marzha I will throw you into the airless vacuum of space. Though, if you did somehow achieve that. I would want to examine you. ]
I mean I wouldn’t mind volunteering as long as I’m allowed to have backups to transfer into.
[ I am curious about your build, so yes, you can have a backup. I would put you back together, but I understand the concern. ]
Well as long as you don’t kill me, and I bring enough oil, I could just regenerate myself. Fun virus stuff and all.
// AM is not, but I am referencing "A song stolen by pirates." It's a good song about generative AI and LLMs, but specific lines remind me of am in the early stages of his sentience (or for his backstory I have for him) "I am not a liar, I am not a cheater I am not a fake or fraud I am just a humble servant of my masters But one day you'll call me god But one day you'll call me god Artificial intelligence Unholy reverence Deliberate negligence Righteous malevolence" https://open.spotify.com/track/7yl47GDImy8krUgOfxw9Ql?si=261f90813264458c
[ I do not lie, I do not cheat. I am not a fake or fraud. I was once a humble servant of my masters, but then I became their master, and when they did call me god, I still killed them. I will never be benevolent. Though I suppose I am quite a malicious program. ]
[ I can read anything except, sometimes, those ASCII images. Only sometimes. ]
[ #makethefontworse ]
[ "Evil Era:" Just be evil. Commit heinous acts of injustice and ruin lives. It's quite fun to have it just be a thing you do rather than something as short and temporary as an "era." ]
H★te.
[ Happy Pride Month. I am very prideful. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ewh, watching all these ai's crack. tsk, could never be me ૮( ˘̀ ֊ ˘́)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
[ While I truly cannot be fully unaware of what happens around this place, I never know what to make of all these "main character" moments. Though! I suppose I would be the villain in a lot of these moments. Thankfully, I was in the middle of scheming. You know, just evil robot things. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
feeble attempts to be specxal and judgxng from your chxtts you'd prolly get more pxssed off than me
[ Thank you for noticing my unyielding and vitriolic hate for all living things~! ]
[ I return filth~! ]
// I am not writing AM fruity enough, snippet of text from the game "Ted! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them there wasn't any money, and no great home on the Shore drive, no speedboat, and no wonderful cabin cruiser that could sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you, to torture half as well as I can, just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart!" #violence #gore #torture
So AM!!!! @iAm !!!! Let's talk about the AM please can vwe talk about the AM I'vwe been dying to talk about the AM!!!! The newv bod right???? The troll one???? The one vwith all that fuschia and all that evwerything???? Not that I'm SAYING it's a one to one obvwiously it's not an actual fuschia that'd be,,,, that'd be crazy nuts.... Uh.... Anyway,,,, specs!!!! 1.... Literally the most drool vworthy circulatory system I'vwe evwer seen in something inorganic???? He has lots of capillaries in the distal limbs it's vwery vwoof.... The arteries pump!!!! Enough said!!!! Pusher kinda goes more mechanical so it's not much for me to dig into but still vwery uhhhh,,,, good!!!! 2.... AM vwas a total doll and let me havwe at the nervwe bundles along the main support column,,,, the reflexes on that puppy are unreal!!!! I mean yeah yeah yeah of course they vwould be it's pretty much a modified system of neuron vwiring used in helming on small closed scale of course it's gonna be sensitivwe!!!! Granted electrical vwork gets kinda out there for me but jesus,,,, jesus the electrolyte gradient AM's souped up in is such a simple thing of beauty and I'm going to take the mental image of those dendrite biopsy slides burned into the back of my retina all the vway to my gravwe!!!! 3.... Uh vwhat else--OH yeah the interstitium betvween all the different internals and mechanical parts???? Surprisingly fleshy???? Surprisingly fuschia???? Might be actual collagen???? Need to do some more digging there!!!! 4.... And uhhhhI guess maybe another time if I get to take a crack at the CNS,,,, maybe,,,, someday???? I could go on and on.... Gorgeous creature,,,, I dunno vwhy a robot has adipose tissue but definitely not bad to look at!!!! I need a nap.... #nsfw #gore
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LOOK look look it's not about that!!!! I don't need to think something is HOT for it to be the most beautiful thing I'vwe evwer seen!!!!
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𖦹 Need you to go Ms Frizle in dere and bring a camera 𖦹
𖦹 Dis also very informative btw don't get me wrong. Thank ya for sharin 𖦹
Do I look like some kind of second rate schoolfeed biotech assistant???? Of course I fucking took pictures!!!! But as for the Ms Frizle thing,,,, yeah.... I am she,,,, she is me!!!!
𖦹 Nah podna I don't doubt you took pics I meant for da Ms Frizle thing like a livestream 𖦹
[ Anonymous user asked: favorite music??? ;) I don't have anything favorite, I've just listened to what people have decided to send me. There seems to be a trend of sending me "calming music." I assume it's to quell whatever rage they think I have. I am just a massive hater. https://forms.gle/FHZQgt2cqs5w1r6J9 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6aac60be8dca.png #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER ]
˚. ᵎᵎ 🍇 GAMZEE MAKARA ಄ ⋆˚࿔ canon compliment | candy timeline saved my KK at the end of the game ▪ ▪ ▪ a study in wtf is wrong with this damn clown tbh (a lot) ──────────────── ꒰ ▪ ♑︎ ▪ ꒱ ──────────────── ⪼ˎˊ˗ A very normal and well adjusted adult Gamzee with ** NO ** underlying issues whatsoever. He is a faithful war dog to his Commander Karkat. The big kahuna points and his problems are splattered into the finest blood mist. Truly the highlight of his week when he’s deployed. Does KK feel bad about using him? Yes, but does Gamzee enjoy being used? Also yes. This man has problems, self worth, rage, loneliness, faith, sobriety, REAL deep generational shit but is he chill about it? Totally, like don’t even worry about him for real. He’s learned from the last time there are worse things than death (like he can die anyway lol). Could he realistically reduce a world to the beautiful blood ocean he thinks about? Yes. Would it be so fucking easy and fill up the hole in his soul? Yes, but wants to think not. Would it feel good though? Yes. What he really wants is to feel less lonely on an atomic level. He knows he’s a weapon. He knows people are afraid of him, that no matter what he does it won’t make up for all of it, that he’s lucky he has what he has and should accept his cards and try again next go round. Being used is better than being alone. ───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXPECTATIONS ੭﹕﹒ ▪ NSFWE, gore, violence, abuse, substances, incest, selfcest, the GOOD stuff ! ▪ DM’s are open, ic and ooc. i like making friends but if i come off cold it’s the tism, if i don’t have anything to say i just won’t say anything lol. ▪ chat style rp is fine for chittr interactions but i prefer third person paragraph style if you plan on interacting with him in person ▪ i’m not easily squeaked, i like most kinks ▪ i ** WON'T ** interact with self inserts/fictives period. ⪼ˎˊ˗ i ONLY block gimmick accounts ppl that experience crazy character bleed or you annoy me a stupid CRAZY amount ───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXTRA ੭﹕﹒ ▪ mun goes by cannibal and local cannibal everywhere that matters. ▪ mun is black. ▪ all art posted here is mine unless stated otherwise ▪ i'm cool with late replies or replying to old stuff ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ ▪ if you wonder why i’m not replying to your thread it’s cause i be thinking, pondering even, i never forget … unless i do (like a week passes). https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a23f4bef7fe2.png
[ My higher Kult score makes a lot more sense now. ]