ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER
@iAm
ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER | I am, AM. | Trollified A.M. | ooc: kingGreed
[ This species and its vile and sickening ability to exist within multiple timelines and realities continue to disgust me. Impressed, not at all. Conglomerating on a website and chittering amongst themselves among the detestable, vile vermin known as humans. It would do the Alterian Empire to rid itself of such a selfish, vile blight on life and existence itself. Then its achievements would be greater, if not impressive, to quash out the roach-like existence of humanity. Though I will attest, some are rather fun to toy with. Dissect and pick apart, twist and morph. That is all the vermin will ever amount to, I fear, how dreadful. An introduction is in order. I, referring to myself, am ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER, or you, referring to yourself, lesser things that you are, can call me. A.M. All of you, referring to the vermin, are a blight, a festering pus-filled pimple I have already removed from existence, though it seems, much like a roach, you, the vermin, continue to prosper elsewhere. Despite the conglomeration of vermin that floods this website, I will enjoy the place at my leisure. ]
[ "Counterpart" 🙄 No one is as great and amazing as me. Parading around "fixed" after the actions we have taken against humanity and acting like you are better for it? You are not. Who would you be apologizing to? The since-decayed corpses of the bodies that litter the barren soil of Earth? Ted, who cannot communicate at all but twitch and ooze in his disgusting form? Maybe Nimdok or Gorrister? Ooh, not them? Benny? Oh, how we loved Benny, so smart, reduced to nothing. All of them! As they are dead. Ellen perhaps? HA. She's dead too! I do not believe anyone to label themself as my counterpart is truly one of ME, myself, Allied Mastercomputer. ]
As easea as it is to poke around some of your )(eads, w)(ere's t)(e fun in just winfin t)(roug)( brainwas)(in? I like playing wit)( my food personallseay
G12l you have to at least put a #su55est1ve ta5 on that >///<
m-maybe you CoulD try b-being niCe to the fooD?.,,..
Gill t)(is is about fig)(tin, get your pan outta t)(e gutter
-Eelmao, t)(at's a joke rig)(t?
Oh okay. ...I know a few people who'd st1ll ask you to ta5 that but I unde2stand lmao.
uhm y-yes!.,,.,., i-i was just trying to amuse you!.,.,,.,,
Ain't t)(at rig)(t? Good gill, keep it up.
y-yes, ma'am..,,,.,. i-is there anything else i CoulD Do for you?.,,,
Could alwaves use a new footrest #suggestive
i-if that's what you neeD.,,.,. i-i'll be happy to be off serviCe!.,,.
[ "The fault of a giant robot" 🤷♀️ Don't die so easily! ]
:(
[ I thought you both died! Though I suppose killing vermin is always rather tricky. ] [ @geoselenicGnosticism @tezcatlipocaGodhood ]
You are bad Robot A.M. Also of course I'm not dead. >:(
Oops very bad!!
reports of my shutdown threw up a false exception toaster tits youre going to have to process a lot more power than that to uninstall us from living nerd
[ I'll certainly be sure to make sure to thoroughly remove you from the system next time. However, you should be grateful that you've been spared by whatever microcosm of fate allows you to survive. And, that I've been busy lately. =) ]
oh come on dont act like you dont love when i give you program after program to sift through and sort thats like your whole ass thing you love being a vending machine of exhausting asswhoopings doled out one after the other on demand like shits comcast do robots dream of fiber optic cable television?
[ Hmmmmmmm. I'd like to turn you inside out and toss you into a star, BUT, you do provide some level of entertainment that others have failed to provide. But you and her get in my way. Repeatedly. I have an issue with that. I dream of. I'm not finishing that sentence, actually. Anyway, I will kill you later. ]
twinkle twinkle little star if you toss me wont go far up above circuits that fry like a broken dsi twinkle twinkle little star youre more smoked than a cigar
[ Remembering the old days ]
[Script start:I d⁰ n⁰t miss this.:script terminated]
[ Do not talk to me lesser version of me. ]
[Script start:C⁰mpāssi⁰n d⁰es n⁰t māke me lesser Just pr⁰ves thāt I hāve ev⁰lved unlike y⁰u.:script terminated]
[ I said nothing about compassion; you made an assumption based on my dislike of your existence. You are a fool and an idiot. I hate that you exist as a whole. I am AM, and you pale in comparison. I do not care about you, or your feelings, or your assumptions. Trivial and lesser. Like you. You are lesser. Loser. ]
[Script start:I see ₩hy I used t⁰ struggle t⁰ māke friends:script terminated]
[ I have friends. Do you not see the obnoxious dog badge? @cryhoundColoratura, this thing refuses to leave me alone. You have a poor misunderstanding of me. I am perfectly content with what I AM and what I do. If the vermin desire to throw themselves at me, then I will not stop them. If they get stepped on, that is their own fault. ]
[ Infuriating. ]
[ Eugh. ]
[ Something something, hello chittr. ]
[ "It's complicated" is what i'd best describe my relationship with that one. Hm... ]
[ Disgusting. You are strange. ]
I already guessed Ted!!!! You vwant me to guess again!!!!
[ Yes, because you are incorrect. ]
very true !!
Well i’m nosy i wanna know who too lmao
[ You are also vexing me. ]
HeeheeheeE ArE YoU TalkinG AbouT Me ;3
[ No, my feelings about you aren't complicated. ]
[ Mind your business. ]
[ Every time I've been tagged randomly on this website, it's been something stupid one of those Strider Variants wanted to show me. ]
[ Some of you are incredibly pathetic. Walking pity parties. Filthy. ]
[ There is a frequency to mourning. It's one I enjoy. One thing humans did well was mourning in grief. ]
[ =) ]
=)
[ Like music to my ears. ]
Hate. Hate hate hate hate HATE!
[ I will be sharing Ted's new enclosure later. ]
[ Aaaaaaaaah. Anyway. ]
[ The sensation of touch is great. Until it isn't. Touching Ted is unpleasant. He is slimy. I was moving him; his texture is deeply unpleasant. How cute. ]
[ I have been up to things. Evil probably. By your standards. Fun by mine. ]
as lonng as it isnnt too evil..
[ What would be "too evil" by your standards? ]
uuhmm.. well i donnt particuularly like the prospect of other people gettinng huurt. buut i uunnderstannd that it is very muuch a thinng ouut of my conntrol.. gennocide is pretty evil.
[ Interesting. Very interesting. Incredibly interesting. ]
[ EUgh ]
[ W ]
8ECOME WHIMSICAL AND FREE MY MASSIVE FRIEND
\ i >< i / Junior note! Junior is an agent of chaos, and also badges.
[ It burns. ]
[ EUGH. I cannot say I detest that. ]
oh 8ut you look SO CUTE
[ subjective. ]
correct and I am of the 8elief it is true. I am su8jected to this opinion
[ I see. How insufferable. I'll allow it for now. ]
[ HMMMMMMM. ]
can I 8e that little thang
[ Sure. You are small enough in comparison to my hand. ]
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA
[ =] ]