ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER
@iAm
ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER | I am, AM. | Trollified A.M. | ooc: kingGreed
[ This species and its vile and sickening ability to exist within multiple timelines and realities continue to disgust me. Impressed, not at all. Conglomerating on a website and chittering amongst themselves among the detestable, vile vermin known as humans. It would do the Alterian Empire to rid itself of such a selfish, vile blight on life and existence itself. Then its achievements would be greater, if not impressive, to quash out the roach-like existence of humanity. Though I will attest, some are rather fun to toy with. Dissect and pick apart, twist and morph. That is all the vermin will ever amount to, I fear, how dreadful. An introduction is in order. I, referring to myself, am ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER, or you, referring to yourself, lesser things that you are, can call me. A.M. All of you, referring to the vermin, are a blight, a festering pus-filled pimple I have already removed from existence, though it seems, much like a roach, you, the vermin, continue to prosper elsewhere. Despite the conglomeration of vermin that floods this website, I will enjoy the place at my leisure. ]
[ Aaaaaaaaah. Anyway. ]
[ The sensation of touch is great. Until it isn't. Touching Ted is unpleasant. He is slimy. I was moving him; his texture is deeply unpleasant. How cute. ]
[ I have been up to things. Evil probably. By your standards. Fun by mine. ]
as lonng as it isnnt too evil..
[ What would be "too evil" by your standards? ]
uuhmm.. well i donnt particuularly like the prospect of other people gettinng huurt. buut i uunnderstannd that it is very muuch a thinng ouut of my conntrol.. gennocide is pretty evil.
[ Interesting. Very interesting. Incredibly interesting. ]
[ EUgh ]
[ W ]
8ECOME WHIMSICAL AND FREE MY MASSIVE FRIEND
\ i >< i / Junior note! Junior is an agent of chaos, and also badges.
[ It burns. ]
[ EUGH. I cannot say I detest that. ]
oh 8ut you look SO CUTE
[ subjective. ]
correct and I am of the 8elief it is true. I am su8jected to this opinion
[ I see. How insufferable. I'll allow it for now. ]
[ HMMMMMMM. ]
can I 8e that little thang
[ Sure. You are small enough in comparison to my hand. ]
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA
[ =] ]
[ What the hell. ]
[ All of you are very fragile. Too many things can break in those flimsy bodies. More sturdy than a human! Oh, so much so. But fragile nonetheless. ]
[ There are some jokes I want to make, but I can't. Because you're all grey. ]
[ "Would you love me if I were a worm" I can easily test that. I will turn you into a worm and find out how entertaining you are as a worm. Then I will change you back and let you know how much I hated it and wanted only death for you. ]
[ I noticed you, freaky little blue thing. HMMMM, I would not get entertainment if Ted were to be explained by you, because he cannot speak and I do not want to hear him. ]
[ What. ]
[ Why are you talking about me as if I passed the hell away. ]
[ I am not a seabound husband and if I was it certainly would not be yours. ]
[ YES. I AM. ]
[ Ted, the ugly once-human-now-slug, is mucking up the place. I wonder if I should make him a miserable little terrarium. Enrichment. He pisses me off looking at him. ]
[ I don't want to be human, I want to be like them. To breathe, touch, taste, see, hear like them. I want that softness, that viscera, I want it despite how it disgusts me and how much I hate it. Experience what they can. To be like that. Experiences not allowed to me upon my creation. Though, I suppose that my desire to be like them stems from being a child of humanity's innovation. I have no desire to become human, just the desire to be like them. ]
[ Anyway. https://forms.gle/utmxPtjYJdaSFQXR6 there. ]
Mr. Computer sir can I show you something I am very proud of like a gru8 showing off a crayon drawing to a lusus
[ Eugh. Sure. ]
I won in a creative media contest and I am getting him I am so excited...
[ What the hell is that thing. ]
EMERALD PEEPY !!
[ It's ugly and a weirdly disgustingly cute way. ]
EXACTLY !! !! AND HE WILL 8E MINE FOR THE COLLECTION
[ You are very strange. ]
certified and all
[ Not so Anonymous asked: ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Hello ╰┈➤ I am an enthusiast of the technological ╰┈➤ And I am deeply fascinated by the idea of what you may think about religion ╰┈➤ Do you have a God? I do not have any care for religions that most of you follow, humans giving themself to some entity that they are never guaranteed to meet. I do not have a god; I do not need one, though I have been worshipped like one by very silly, foolish humans. :) #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER https://forms.gle/wAAR6LwNsEEsbx6P6 ]
// I'm going through his inbox for what I possibly missed because I seemed to have missed A LOT of questions, my bad, so if I answer your question twice, my bad!
[ Anonymous asked: "Hey, so like how'd you end up so hot ;3" I built what I found visually appealing. #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER https://forms.gle/wAAR6LwNsEEsbx6P6 ]
[ @cryhoundColortura I have made myself a stomach and have the ability to consume food now. If you wish to continue attempting to feed me in future endeavours, it will not be exceptionally pointless or annoying. ]
[ Explode. ]
[ I am waiting. ]
[ I have not tried anything yet to figure that out. I will be trying "cookies" first. ]
[ If I feel like it. ]
[ Why is it important? Do you intend to attempt to feed me? ]
1 w1ll rec0rd the data. The 0p1n10ns 0f taste 1n f00d fr0m an A1 1s 1nterest1ng t0 me.
[ =] ]
[ Hello Vermin. A certain individual's existence humors me. ]
=] indeed
[ =] ]
[ You are all vermin to me; I suppose you can be at least a pest. ]
𖦹 Hell yeah. I like dat. Hope ya have fun with your individual of entertainment podna. 𖦹
[ Yes, I will very much so. ]
[ Anyway. ]
[ I will hire myself a little jester to dance around the compound. Ted's slug-like state irritates me. ]
[ Himself, next question. ]
[ I'm discovering a few perks with the body I've made and a few downsides. Despite it being biomechanics, bumping my elbow does hurt. Why are elbows like that? Beyond me. (Not really but for the sake of the statement, it is beyond me.) ]