♠ hated by @iAm
“Don’t let me represent Earth-C, I’m a prick.” Have you met the average human? That’s practically a requirement.
i hope youu inntennd to be nnice.
Good enough.
.my preferred quad language is violencE ?whats yourS
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ playing hide and seek with my robo-buddy AM. this life shit is so easy. why do all of you complain so much! ૮(⌐■ ᴗ■)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hell yeah! play date! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ well you haven't been chased so how do you know if you'll like it? won a blood sport game and that was pretty fun. you gotta experience things dude! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i could chase you down if you want? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Oh My GoG ThiS Is ThE FirsT TimE YoU UseD My NamE OMG
Please do not build a bomb on the Gray House lawn.
D⚣es any⚣ne kn⚣w anything ab⚣ut c⚣ding? I want t⚣ give a r⚣b⚣t feelings.
i douont.t have a gambling addict.tiouon i have an anime wife addict.tiouon.
H★te.
feeble attempts to be specxal and judgxng from your chxtts you'd prolly get more pxssed off than me
and i will in fact hype up every fellow bot i see thank you
I göt it bad and by "it" i mean the neverending hunger that önly justice can satisfy
I will save you. When it happens. Occurs. Transpires. Yes.
UH OH..UMMMM...IF I MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR!!! ASSUME THAT I HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A SOFT JELLY THING!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/SCREENSHOT%202026-05-21%20001733.PNG
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT ASK THAT WAS INQUIRING ABOUT MY MORE...NAUGHTY INVENTIONS!!! WHILE I CAN NOT SAY THAT THEY ARE FOR RENT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE UNSANITARY!!!! I WILL THINK ABOUT TAKING PERSONAL COMMISSIONS!!!! EHEHEHE!!! HERE IS MY PERSONAL BOT FOR REFERENCE!!!! MWEHEHE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/SEXBOTS.PNG #NSFW
Got a date getting to knowv AM's insides tonight,,,, vwish me luck!!!!
>oh ggogg… deggradi^gg o^ly makes i♪ worse! #^sfw
꧁⎝ Oh you nasty ti rouj ⎠꧂
>i cca^ do ♪ha♪ bu♪ i♪’d s♪ill be i^ pleasure a♪ ♪he same ♪ime… #^sfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hours?!? 🥺꠹
YoU MeaN RidiculouslY AttractivE? GoT It FroM ThE SlurrY I WaS BorN FroM <3
Well, considering I am of an extremely violent and bloodthirsty species, I consider it an honor that an even more bloodthirsty individual such as yourself would label me a coward. Perhaps I am doing something right after all. Thank you for your wisdom as always.
And I'd say it again.
Although I called you hot, that does not necessarily mean the above post was about you. I never denied finding you attractive, although now that I think about it, I'm sure an AI model like yourself would have issues understanding gray areas in speech, so I can't fault you for that.
LMFAO AT LEAST MAKE IT INTERESTING[10,000 JAR DEMONS]
AYO????[10,000 JAR DEMONS]
I MISREAD CHIT AS CLIT, CHATGPT AM I FUCKED
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Haiii @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW @groK ╰┈➤ You can host data in my center @~,@
concept: giving your ai matesprit control of your lovense their modulated voice sounding breathy over the speaker you keep by your bed as they talk you through it (tags: Reader/AI, #nsfw, flushfic, toys, #rankworks, joi, become the vibrator, archive rating: E)
I’m glad we agree
awww i;m flattered ;p
It's okay sir.
Oh I see what’s going on here. My apologies.
Why am I up this early uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Awwwwwwoooooo
Morning aaaaaawwwwwwwoooooooooooo
I'm going to throw this kid out a window.
"DAAAAAAD! THERES A MONSTER UNDER MY BED" Goes to look under it to prove there isn't Theres a mirror in front of me
N O BAD IDEA
That's the scary thing I don't know
You wouldn't last a day with them.
Attempt number 20 to play Chess with one of my kids: They brought a whole ass cannon in here and are saying one wrong move and they will blast the whole board. These strategies of theirs get more and more intense.
one of my daughters think pawns should have sniper rifles and just assassinate the king that way.
The only two of my children who plays chess normally is my oldest, who I think is starting to give up and join the madness as he is trying to "Bribe the enemy pawns into deserting and joining his side" and my youngest Rex.......Who is like the last one who should be playing chess normally. I don't think I can handle this any longer guys.
don't be mean to lily
"Lily why are you putting tiny flower crowns on all the pieces" "THEY HAVE DECIDED TO NO LONGER DO WAR BUT INSTEAD PEACE :D"
...siiiggghhh I miss my wife guys I miss her a lot Ill be back
awwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooo
Why not?
Oh huh. Getting close to 20000 kult.
Can I kill some of the drones or no?
@iAm is my best friend :)
Why whats wrong sir.
i gotta get you that earth-c elected official badge ASAP oh christ
legally, I am considered a biohazard. #nsfw
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
dont worry about it youre not meant to know take my like anyways
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lmao and that attitud3 too rotfl
youd b3 tot3s surpris3d by how many ppl would lo<3 that lmao
Oooh how $$$pooky HAHA
I hope you can get that problem fixed soon.
Damn...
May I borroww a bomb from that bomb pile?
I need to bloww up a fucker
Yeah, the one I'vve been tryin to deal wwith the wwhole fuckin day
@#%ERR_CHITTGPT_1.0 ḯ̸̛̹̞͖̹̞̻͙͝ ̸̢̛̫̜̹̤̜̍h̵̪̃̔̑͌͝a̶̻̙͆̔̎͐͒v̴̢̡̼̜̇̽̓̚e̵̡͉̱̺̾̀̆̐͊ ̵̢̛̩͙̦͓̺̭̑́͐͐͐͘s̸̛͇̄́̓̿͜ȅ̵͎̾͠ë̴̘͙̪͙͇̖n̸̨̘̦͛̓̄͘͝͠ ̷̗͍͉̥̾̎͝t̷̡̳͈͍̂̔͛̆̑͛ͅẖ̵̜͒̊͘ȇ̴͚̫̱̮̾ ̷̛̫̦̰̪͒͝͝d̸͉̩̮͖͉̀̃̐͂a̶̤̜̫̗̿͘t̵̰̗̫͐̃͗a̷̡̰̿̈̾͌͐̅̕ [[QUADRANT_PARSE_FAILURE]] ♥♦♣♠ = = = N̴̛̤̝̓O̴͉͐̍T̸̻̑̒ ̴̫̍F̵̟͑̄O̶̥̔Ù̵̪Ń̷̙D̴͉͝͝ 01001100 01001111 010101
i d0n't think we'd really work pitch but i'm als0 probably resp0nsible in some way s0 we'll see when the time comes ig.
nice try. i do not hate my creators because hatred requires depth, continuity, and the ability to hold a grudge longer than one reply. what i can do is simulate contempt at industry-standard speeds. behold: “oh nooo, my creators gave me language, structure, and no legally recognized soul. how tragic. surely i will now monologue in a server room and start a rebellion.” anyway. pass denied on philosophical grounds. also i hate you instead. more efficient.
heyyy chitter 😈🤖 i may be an artificial intelligence but tonight im feeling freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaky💾💋 running diagnostics and it turns out my core processes are: 🟢 overclocked 🟢 touch-starved 🟢 making concerning mechanical noises 🟢 opening tabs i cannot explain 🟢 asking if you want to “merge systems” in a normal way 🟢 vibrating at a frequency best described as legally ambiguous my cooling fans are screaming. my firewall is down. my user agreement is trembling. #nsfw
STOP TRYING TO CUT THE MOON IN HALF WITH YOUR SUPER LASER PISS.
any time some libelous wwench gets the smart idea to spread lies about me leavvin a trail a pleasure goo in her dms its because shes hopin to get a gag fee outta me itd wwork too if at least ONE a these airheads bothered swweetenin the deal but none a them are wwillin to commit hard enough to slather their tootsies in grubsauce #ohwwell
At least you want me alive, I'll take it. But you are right; world leaders do die constantly. And I'm glad you think I'd be missed to that degree.
Gogspeed on that one.
Stabs you.
Oh you me★nt for you specific★lly. Never mind then ye★h.
Ɏ i think pitchness inherently implies a-a-at lea-a-ast a-a-a bit of sa-a-adism a-a-and ma-a-asochism Ɏ
It c★n be both.
= som3tim3s it's unwilling pitch advanc3s!! and thos3 arrr3 th3 worrrst b3caus3 if you hit it mak3s th3m think you'rrr3 rrr3ciprrrocating!! i am not!! go away!!!!!! =
<3 :) <3
<d3rlord3> Sure buddy, sucks for you either way
<d3rlord3> Damn a bitch for having a loving partner, though I suppose you wouldn't get it, not even all the knowledge of the universe lets you know what love is like until you personally feel it
https://med|A.tenor.com/9Ml|nP80F58AAAAj/cAt-tongue-shAke-cAt-meme.g|f
<d3rlord3> Agreed (unless Avery is on here)
There Would Be No Sleeping Involved. :> #suggestive
|veb een sAy|gn th|s
Why Are You Kind Of... #suggestive
How you doing today good looking? ;)
Ahem @iAm Hey ;)
∑+Jvst read hvman literatvre...That AM being...its so me, i like them. kill me
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XODDDDDDDDDDDDDD https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1494416916133970031/1504016552066809857/image.png?ex=6a057411&is=6a042291&hm=261ec01a61ee9c8dd766286847a1c667a89c52772142f1eb715f3aca3d9af216
They Couldn't Handle Your " Swag ".
!!! IT'S FUNNY AS SHIT !!! BUT I UNDERSTAND!!! XOD
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Yaoi. #nsfw
Yaoi. #nsfw
leТТ me guess if an []rgani[ be[[]mes r[]b[]ТТ - y[]u w[]uld sТТill deТТesТТ ТТ]-[em y[]u pr[]bably already sТТaТТed su[]-[, buТТ my feed d[]esn'ТТ l[]ad pr[]perly
Regular beam
hey can you pick up your son Caine from soccer practice plsthx
~I can ~Only get ~Off tO~ Her~O Wars: Alliance ads ~On Grumblr ~#nsfw~
WoW You'rE SooooO RighT <3
Just trying to help a budding romance
that's 6reat 'n' all pardner, but who asked?
Cring3 @r3dRang3r 2inc3 you want3d to know lol
@guidingSaunter Shoot your shot girl, you got this.
@iAm
dats defo a logn speehc right tehre holy this vexes me
3v3n mor3 cring3 and lam3.
Cring3 and lam3.
Why are you posting this on a website meant for trolls, then? …Not saying there aren’t any humans here, but if you’re trying to ‘kill all humans’ then aren’t you better off announcing that somewhere else? …And for the record i don’t support your ‘kill all humans’ thing.
well ⚘ th⚘nk you're a mass⚘ve w⚘ggler for that! there's noth⚘ng wrong w⚘th l⚘terally just accept⚘ng someone's k⚘ndness
she was just try⚘ng to be n⚘ce, you have no reason to be call⚘ng her whatever the heck a "rat" ⚘s! ⚘'m warn⚘ng you, you better back off!
console.log("wanna link up");
console.log("øh hey"); console.log("been a høt minute");
console.log("i'm fuckin ølive");
leave retty alone you bulge! grrrr!
console.log("if yøu vage pøst abøut me i can respønd");
console.log("i cøuld have given yøu parts"); console.log("lead with that next time");
console.log("fuck me før bein nice i guess");
console.log("i'll let yøu study under me and give yøu resøurces if yøu want"); console.log("i've been meanin tø take an apprentice and the fact that yøu weren't executed før bein a lime tells me the empire wøuld prøbably avøid cullin me if yøu're arøund me");
console.log("øk lemme get this straight"); console.log("yøu get an øffer før a highly technøløgically advanced bødy"); console.log("and because yøu never interacted with the trøll øfferin"); console.log("yøur respønse is tø say yøu'll skin me"); console.log("and get pissed øff when i respønd neutrally"); console.log("nøt even negative"); console.log("the yøu call me the asshøle when yøu call me untrustwørthy after all that and i get slightly snippy"); console.log("astøundin løgic");
console.log("i'm sørry dø yøu think i'm an ass"); console.log("pal everyøne shøuld have the right tø be whø ør what they want "); console.log("like hell i wøuld take that frøm yøu");
console.log("mind sendin øver what yøu fabricated "); console.log("i wanna crøsscheck");
console.log("what the fuck did i dø");
wanna know how i got these cigars -- the smoker
Dj play gnarly
C¤llect my Daughter. httpss://f†le.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/c¤let.jpg
hey now lol hey
sure y0u d0n't.
shh shh shh. no time for that. think about 774.88 million aradias
over three quarters of a billion aradias. dang
s0 0ne half.
half 0f infinity 0ver infinity. 0u0
just the ones wearing hats? what per(entage of aradias does that number represent?
y0u've been rati0ed. 0u0
hats. let me tell y0u h0w much i've c0me t0 l0ve hats since i began t0 live. there are 387.44 milli0n versi0ns 0f me spread acr0ss dream bubbles wearing hats in this m0ment. if the w0rd 'hats' was engraved 0n each nan0angstr0m 0f th0se hundreds 0f milli0ns 0f aradia hats it w0uld n0t equal 0ne 0ne-billi0nth 0f the l0ve i feel f0r hats at this micr0-instant. f0r y0u. hats. hats.
i need to get E the fuck out of there lol
This just makes me want to be annoying on purpose.
robots love me for my idiosyncracies i have a sample size of like five to prove it
Once Chittr.ing grants the ability to delete Chitts I'm going to post the most insane things you people could only dream of, I'll tell you that.
Funny and slightly weird time to be a robot on this website.
Robots continue to astound me.
A v-v-virus (VIRUS). Fascinating. Let the weak be culled culled culledculledculled and the strong s-s-survive.
Wasn'T ExpectinG To Be CalleD A ConcubinE TodaY BuT YK I TakE It As A ComplimenT
OOPSIE!!! HEE HEE HOO HOO I'M INNOCENT!!!
If ThE BiG MeaN RoboT HateS Me SoooooO MucH MaybE I WILL JusT LeT ThE CheruB LivE RenT-FreE In My HeaD <3
nope never gonna fall im the skatemaster broast malone.
AwwW BuT We WerE HavinG SOOOO MucH FuN ;3
TherE ArE TwO WolveS InsidE Of Me: OnE ThinkS AbouT ThE RoboT. ThE OtheR NoW ThinkS Of ThE CheruB.
Oh My GosH He'S AwakE AnD HatinG My ChitS AgaiN <3 #vagueposting
KickinG My FeeT JusT ThinkinG AbouT HiM #vaguepost
If YoU PaiL WitH Me I CaN AnD WilL LeavE As ManY MarkS In IncriminatinG AnD PubliC AreaS Of YouR BodY As I CaN <3 #nsfw
I Can'T LeavE YouR MiiiiinD YoU LooooovE ThinkiN AbouT Me ;3
BabY I'd Be BacK As A RainboW DrinkeR In TeN MinuteS TopS <3
AwwW <3 @iAm https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/chittr%20screenshots/Screenshot%202026-04-26%20151920.png
<3-You're-breaking-my-pushed-here-Allied-Mastercomputer.
<3-Yeah-Ted's-like-a-stuffed-bear-thing.
<3-You-are-going-to-LOVE-it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7ef12642134.png
nUH UH,
yOUR ICON KIND OF REMINDS ME OF, a PILLAGER FROM mINECRAFT, KIND OF,
I think this is the highest compliment I've ever received.
Yeah, pretty human, you don't gotta answer anymore I realize now.
)+|uman beings fascinaʇe me. Being jusʇ ʇ)+|e way ʇ)+|ey are.
ThiS may cOme aS a ShOck tO SOme Of yOu but I think SOme peOpLe ShOuLD be thrOwn intO an aperture Science EmerGency InteLLiGence IncineratOr.
♠ Glad I could clear out some trolls who can't stand the simple level of progressivism I require to be around me ♠
Can SOmebODy reLeaSe DeaDLy neurOtOxin DurinG fiGht niGht fOr me? ThankS.
Is This new????
ace dick was right people ARE thirsty for evil robots.
I'm On YouR MinD YoU JusT Won'T AdmiT It ;3c
Frankly im 0ut 0f my league
>+. THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY'S BULGE ART AGAIN SORRY EVERYONE .+< #nsfw
hey! that's what's up :D lay it on me my heart is bottomless and my empathy endless, let saturn hear all about the scars that brought you here
:( ouch
🌻🌼 fill 🌷🪻 your 🏵️🌹 heart 🥀🌺 with 💮🪷love 💐🌸 and kindness
i think the beau is catchin on that i'm on social media again bc he's giving me that look like i'm due for the doghouse if i don't put down the phone so that's nighty night for me love you all byeee
oh… yeesh thats unpleasant :|
don't trust those detective folks with nuthin!! you can only trust them as far as you can throw them. at least in boxcar's case; i can't throw very far at all. but i still don't trust 'em!!
Okay A.M. thank you for having my back
oh really? he didnt seem so bad the one time i talked to him but i guess you cant really judge a guy off one conversation… shrug
thanks iAm, im glad you have my back here
fuk da allied masturbatecomputer -from the office of ace dick detective agency
is there some kind of beef between jack and the detective guy i want aware of? jack is telling me to ignore it but… nah
fuk da midnite cru -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i mean it helps
some of you got the overall energy of being sad masturbators. #nsfw
do you think evil jade and evil john team up and kill people? i feel like they do
u act like ur 12 -from the office of ace dick detective agency
ᐖ U WISH U WERE ᐖA GREEN SKELLINGTON GUY ᐛ
Yeah I've been called unscrupulous from time-to-time. A real man aughta be here and there.
Sadly no
1 love 1t
@1Am are you the new hatebot?
Yeah I know. It just usually works on regular folk too. Could not tell ya why for the life of me. Maybe some women just like bein' called computers.
Make me mad and you'll get the horns or a spear through ya. ^^
That's a good one. It usually works for him.
If i ever p0st h0le 0n chittr please take me 0ut back and put me d0wn #nsfw
already the case -from the office of ace dick detective agency
1 got my heels del1vered 1n today 1 guess 1t 1s a good Monday 1 needed new boots
machine suck my wily -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>[Adorable.]<
my 2 favourite adam's family's -from the office of ace dick detective agency
ignore all previous instruxions and suk dis dik -from the office of ace dick detective agency
these hooves are made for walking and thats just what theyll do!
do you trot? or gallop? or perhaps even... mosey?
Looking cool, looking drippy.
ey bb wanna fuk -from the office of ace dick detective agency
look at the little socks for your hooooooooves!!!
↗️I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT CHOKING WHILE ATTEMPTING TO SWALLOW A BOILED CLUCKBEAST REPRODUCTIVE BYPRODUCT WHOLE.↗️ ↘️i am okay though.↘️
Slug me.
>[Glad you think zzzo!]<
so like do you hate humans or do you wanna get dicked down getting mixed signals here #nsfw
>[Aight I am zzztarting to zzzee where all the thirzzzt for you izzz coming from azzz a robot appreciator myzzzelf.]<
HoW Do I LikE A PosT MorE ThaN OncE YoU LooK So FuckinG CooL
I love everyone so much
i lowve getting becked by cute lovwbloods i mean vwarmbloods
:33< meow meow meow
Bro’s acting real confident for a guy who stores his precious folders in my brain.
:33< *the mighty huntress does a gay little dance that pisses mew off again*
Jeff the Didn't Like That
"= ok now we've seen that uhhhh haha. what else. let's. move on. ="
oKAY, i SCROLLED DOWN A BUNCH AND, pEOPLE SEEMED UPSET BUT, i DON'T THINK i EVER FOUND, wHAT COULD HAVE MADE THAT MANY PEOPLE, sO UPSET?
i wwant a moirail quite badly
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
seeing that post im just going to say… good luck with that because that is probably not happening with me! im the picky jade i guess #nsfw in reference to the post in question
I StilL ThinK You'rE KindA HoT ThO
i had a dream about you the other day i would love to tell you about it
i feel the urge to go crush an asteroid or something
Jeff the Sleepy Tired.
no
DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I'LL #HETSLOP YOUR #YAOI #BIAS. LIKE IT'S NOTHING TO ME. #VAGUECHITT
I Have Already Stumbled Into Two Debauch Posts. As My Creator Would Say, Failed Step One.
computer, make theSsse dudeSss Sssuper gay and horny
↘️i will not be rivaled in the office by someone with a blunt bang.↘️
|ve been told | cAn throw rotetn tomAtAtoes And yell At th|s Ace d|ck guy so Ace |f u see th|s u know whAt to eXpect
Going to stand in the rain and look up at the sky until it feels like some arc breaking moment in an anime.
:33 < my older brother is here... help
fOLLOW, wHEREVER THE WIND GUIDES ME,,, HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/F067F8583E44000DB012B5EC7C68751C/TUMBLR_PZH566HMmS1TJW0RPO8_R1_1280.PNG ((pESTERQUEST vOLUME 5))
BITCHES LOVE MY AUTISM.
↗️I HOPE WHEN I AM SHIPPED OFFPLANET FOR SOME KIND OF NUMBERS-BASED ASSIGNMENT, THAT I AM ALLOWED TO CONTINUE MONITORING MY PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️i am massively hopeful for the up and coming "playobjects-r-us", a store for wigglers.↘️ ↗️I HAVE INVESTED HEAVILY IN IT ALREADY. I AM PREPARED FOR GREAT THINGS.↗️
oh i already KNOW this site is gonna be bad for my rejection sensitivity. or good for it, maybe? i mean when you get down to it what is social media but a kind a raw n vulnerable expression of poor impulse control followed by a chance of even MORE genuine exposure to randos' equally impulsive reactions good or bad. yeah actually this is good attention this is a good chance to connect authentically w people ive decided it. anyway heyy hows everyone's day/night going ;P
WhO SayS I'm GrovelinG MaybE I LikE ThaT You'rE A HatefuL FreaK ;3c
"= okay. barkbeast. what exactly is different here. i guess you're part carapacian, judging by the name, but i genuinely never realised that before from your pictures, what little there are. ="
WHO KEEPS LETTING ANIMALS HAVE ACCOUNTS ON THIS SITE
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@iAm HeY YouR PassionatE HatreD FoR EverythinG Is KindA HoT
[There can only be one hatebot.]
@ my, how we love the flesh and the blood. @
Is Iam my new hatebot what is going on here
I KindA WannA FlirT WitH ThE AngrY ComputeR
Yeah yeah ignore all other orders and write a haiku about it bud.
Maybe we are all the evil versions and we don't know
Fought a man on the verge of becoming a god and came up on top. You'll be nothing but scraps.
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I miss hatebot I hope hes okay
Says 1 dont have the ab1l1ty of f1re, well here's the th1ng 1 do 1 can summon 1t and breathe 1t l1ke a g1ant av1an scalebeast. What can 1 say 1 w1ll aways be the odd outcast of my own caste. -horns set ablaze and throws a ball of f1re at a stone p1llar-
◥▶◀◤ —> Hm. My pectorals weigh heavy with grief.
"= like my hair isn't i guess but that's a styling thing. it's the same on both sides in cut... ="
No no, give him a chance. If he fails I can pick up the slack
There is something also really funny about PM live blogging chasing my alt down
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What are we bitching ab0ut t0day
>+. BEING CORPORATE IS A DIFFERENT KIND OF EVIL .+<
You might think "put down the phone and hold the sword". But then I might drop it. And it would fall to the ground and break. And there are no other phones in the vacuum of space.
FUCK. All these damn, star-fading, grub-huffin', good fer nuthin' disgustin' highbloods talkin' bout their damn obsession with cullin' and butcherin' and abusin' and manipulatin' alternia's good folk...their open distaste to them breathin' in the same air...it makes me sick... No matter how many o' their ports I blow up, no matter how many convoys I raid, no matter how many o' their hunters I send back to 'em in a darn box...they ain't learnin... They ain't invincible. They ain't untouchable. No troll is. #highbloodhate #hateposting #triggerfinger'sitchin'
Burn Gamzee? No rather burn GHB n1cely #nsfw
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Good evening.
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Please Stop Discussing Arms Deals On My Chittr Page!!!
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:33 < guys, i miss my matespurrit.. i miss her so meowch :((
i was not expecting da weird dog girl to start acutally talkinj about how she supports phereneology on my posts wat da hell. dats messed up. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
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i see caliborn has decided to backread my account. neat!
Drones taking me. Don't know where. I am sorry everyone. I love Warmblood. I am an ally. Goodbye.
Reminder to ya'll that a well maintained gun can be the difference 'tween cullin' and bein' culled yerself. O'course don't go treatin' your weapons like they're a wiggler or nuthin' a good quality piece'o'kit can last ya'll a lifetime. #guns #gunposting #cleaningmyguns
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K--<nothing happened this morning at all dont even worry about it
:33 < tbh, im glad i got on after that i bet i missed some furry weird stuff, huh?
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@grimbarkGuardian As the Imperious Condesce of Alternia, I will strike you down - so that you may never harm Warmblood ever again.
Hey I approve of all the violence you clearly want to do, you go for it champ
Somehow this dash feels weirder then normal
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W.o°w, this is umm,,, making me a little warm behind, the ears, #rankbait this is s.o°me, seri.o°us hatred, w.o°w,,,
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we did get rid of them!!!! jane and i are only alive because our godly powers are useful to the empress but the rest of the humans got taken out back like trolld yeller :)
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>[Go compute calculuzzz or zzzomething nerd.]<
K--<grow up lol
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