Joster Caeron
@complacentIndignities
7ibr@ri@n @nd Meme Connoi$$eur. Ju$t Here To H@ve @ Very Unp7e@$@nt Time.
You Know Con$idering Thi$ I$ @ Priv@te 7ibr@ry $ervice, I @7w@y$ Find It @b$o7ute7y @$tounding When P@tron$ Return Book$ With Coffee @nd Food $t@in$, @nd Then Get Up$et When I Termin@te Their Member$hip. My M@n. You Didn't T@ke C@re Of The Book$ I Did 7end You, Why Wou7d I 7end You More?
Hey Hi$tory Buff$, Who @re $ome Of Your F@vorite 7e$$er Known Tit7ed @nce$tor$?
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I'm Pretty Fond Of The B@rone$$, My$e7f. $he'$ $ti77 Tr@ining Heire$$e$ The$e D@y$! Which I$ Cr@zy, Imo. If I Were Th@t O7d, I Wou7d H@ve Retired By Now.
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I $7eep In One Night @nd I W@ke Up @nd The Detective$ @re Fucking @nd @7$o The Jorker I$ Here Now He77o? I$ @nybody Out There? #n$fw
It'$ Been @ Few D@y$ @nd You Know Wh@t? I Mi$$ My Mi77ipede :-/// #mymi77ipede
Upd@te On The Mi77ipede $itu@tion: $he H@$ Been Co77ected @nd I$ Now T@king @ Ro@d Trip To 7ive With @n Entomo7ogi$t Friend I$h Per$on. Y@y!
Ho7y $hit Guy$ My Mi77ipede Ju$t Did @ $ick F7ip #mymi77ipede #p@rkour
@nyw@y I Found @ M@$$ive Mi77ipede On My W@7k Home. $he W@$ Be@utifu7 But Not Endemic To My @re@, $o I H@ve H@d To Go Get $omething To Keep Her In Unti7 @peregrineconferee C@n Come @nd Get Her. $he I$ Writhing In Her P7@$tic Pri$on.
@7@$. $he Mu$t Rem@in Cont@ined 7e$t It Turn$ Out Her $pecie$ Thrive$ In Thi$ C7im@te @nd $he Inevit@b7y Overhunt$ The V@riou$ Prey Th@t @re Vit@7 To Thi$ @re@$ Eco$y$tem @nd C@u$ing The $pecie$ Endemic To The @re@ To Become End@ngered Due To Dwind7ing Food $ource$
It Prob@b7y Fee7$ Good @$ Fuck To Writhe @round When You're @ Mi77ipede
What a 8eautiful world you conjure
man now i wanna be a millipede doing nothing but scuttling up and down random walls all day and climbing into little places only i can get into and napping in the perfect little millipede cave and scaring everybody with all of my millipede legs
@b$o7ute7y Fucking Dev@$t@ted. My Chee$e Puff$ Don't H@ve The Right Texture Or F7@vor.
On @ $c@7e Of 1 To 10, How 7ike7y @m I To Be $ucce$$fu7 In C@tfi$hing My W@y Into $t@rdom On Neopet$.com
Immedi@te7y @te $hit Trying To Get Out Of Bed Thi$ Evening. Not @ Good Omen.
You're The On7y Motherfucker On Thi$ Bitch Of @ Web$ite Th@t C@n H@nd7e Me. #mycur$e
✨🍭🕷️ you have to get back in bed. YOU HAVE TO GET BACK IN BED. 🕷️🍭✨
I Wou7d 7ike To Point Out Th@t I Did In F@ct $@y "trying To". I F@i7ed. $o I $imp7y Refr@ined From Trying @g@in
✨🍭🕷️ good. GOOD. listen to the omens. they'll SAVE YOUR LITTLE MORTAL LIFE !!! 🕷️🍭✨