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I have been privately informed that there is certainly a reason why the Egg Day Bunny is white. Too much powdered sugar.
We are down to 3 dozen eggs! I do not know how the rumours of a bunny doing all of this in the midnight hours all across the planetary system came to be. But whoever that bunny was most certainly was not sober.
￣\ why am i helpful this isnt my heart /￣
√(I think this is the longest I've seen this place go without a bout of absolutely batshit hornyposting. Good job, team!)²
Big fan of comfortslabs. Recuꫂ❁eracoons are nice when you're young, but it really becomes such a hassle when you get older. Does anyone else use those soꫂ❁or gel ꫂ❁illows? ❣︎
￣\ listen man, listen, it's just. everyone here is fuckin insane. i cant be the weird one under these conditions. /￣
￣\ cant help ya with the rest on account f im bein neutered today /￣
✨🍭🕷️ joke's on you i don't even have skin 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ Don't you dare make that mistake again. 🕷️🍭✨
√(Should've been loud valley. 8/10)²
√(And also The Game.)²
▯[[[ we dont talk enough about the huntress... ]]]
you can be ♯safe & ♯online but ♯neverboth
i ♯feel one of my ♯disorderlyonlineravings coming on
♯nothingweek ♯mynothing
Ten likes and I reach through the bars and try to get the pig's service pistol.
Okay so apparently I should get something called a "lawyer" and it will "get me out of jail" if it proves my case in "court" fascinating stuff.
we are all ♯insects ♯groping towards something ♯terrible or ♯divine ♯btw
What a 8eautiful world you conjure
⚡you don't need to announce when zomething doezn't make you come but i appreciate the opennezz⚡
Eridan Week? More Like Eridan Weak. #imnotcoming