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Owner and operator of the original traveling soda stall. Message for all carbonated beverage and carbonated beverage product needs. she/her. Do not call me dude.

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.o°kay hell.o° f.o°r my first p.o°st hell.o° I am S.o°kari Urvari .o°wner and .o°perat.o°r .o°f the Carb.o°nated Caravanserai the number .o°ne sp.o°t f.o°r s.o°da and s.o°da pr.o°ducts a m.o°bile .o°asis .o°f carb.o°nated delights I have the highest quality .o°f g.o°o.ds f.o°r the fairest prices and widest varieties there is n.o° match f.o°r myself. If y.o°u are interested in quenching a thirst please reach .o°ut t.o° me .o°r find my s.o°da truck t.o° buy directly th.o°ugh I als.o° d.o° deliveries aerially f.o°r minimal shipping and handling. #s.o°da #independentsmallbusiness #entrepreneur

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I remain impassively awake as always.

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Glad I did n.o°t end up g.o°ing it seems any the ways I c.o°ntinue awakefullness

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

#IWantCandy ? I d.o° enj.o°y sweet things yes but it attendance is first f.o°r sales than participati.o°n h.o°nestly

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Idk I think maybe this time the event there is gonna be real crazy. Saw it in the clouds.

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At this p.o°int if y.o°u d.o° n.o°t understand y.o°ur .o°wn wastefulness with the previ.o°us h.o°urs there is n.o° helping y.o°u

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At this p.o°int I fear I may c.o°nvince n.o°ne but a task seeminggly seeming insurm.o°untable d.o°es n.o°t mean .o°ne sh.o°uld give up .o°n it. M.o°re benefits .o°f n.o°t sleeping ever again: saving .o°n s.o°p.o°r c.o°sts that adds up s.o° quickly y.o°u kn.o°w and it's gr.o°ss and sticky and g.o°o.py and yucky and gegts everywhre

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HOW DID YOU MAKE SODA. POST REPLY.

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I d.o° n.o°t make .o°r manufacture generally I am a reputable reseller p.o°st reply

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Exactly the why sp.o°rts venues are danger.o°us t.o° be catering f.o°r

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While y.o°u were all asleep I have sharpening my business acumen

⚡the 'nightz zince a cuztomer zaid zome annoying zhit to me' counter remainz at zero =:\⚡

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Glad the f.o°o.l day is .o°ver h.o°w ann.o°ying anyways I wiil c.o°ntinue t.o° sell s.o°da andd.o° as it ever was as I ever was because c.o°nsistetncy is key in gr.o°wing any bsiness but especiallyy an independent small business .o°perati.o°n such as mine where y.o°u must depend .o°n y.o°ur .o°wn b°o.o°tstraps and n.o°t .o°utside invest.o°rs anyways. There is s.o°mething t.o° driving when it is sunny .o°ut. All al.o°ne .o°n the highways. Shutters drawn just en.o°ugh t.o° let s.o°me .o°f the light and heat in. Feels awakening i a way that .o°ne wh.o° d.o°es n.o°t sleep s.o° rarely feels. Meditativee

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↗️#NSFW↗️ ↘️how ornery.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3439dc6f9b2.jpg

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IS YOUR FACE OKAY MAN THAHAT SHIT WAS CRAZY.

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Oh! I understand! "Not Safe For Work," because the individual is working, and the first position will deteriorate their health over time! It is a joke! •ᴗ•

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↘️the company that you keep is exceedingly questionable but i am fine.↘️ ↗️I AM LISTENING AND LEARNING AND WHAT I AM HEARING IS THAT I SHOULD HAVE SIMPLY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY IN ORDER TO ACCOMMODATE HIS SWING.↗️ ↘️he has a punch as firm as upper manglement.↘️ ↗️I AM AGHAST STILL.↗️

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAHAVE BEEN TALKING SHIT. APPARENTLY. I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT. TALKING SHIT IN SUCH A WAY THAHAT WARRANTED A MUTHAHAFUCKER GOING APESHIT.

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Very imp.o°ratnt

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I tugged on my collar just reading it

- Why amm I not surprised that you'd be posting this sort of uncouth mmaterial this early? 😂😂 #DigitalTrotNubPrint

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↘️i was not but it's okay.↘️ ↗️I ACCEPT THAT I DESERVED IT AND THAT I ALSO HAD IT COMING AND LOOK FORWARD TO ANY OTHER KIND OF PHYSICAL RETRIBUTION I AM DEEMED TO DESERVE.↗️ ↘️be in contact.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7cc10d7406f0.png

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every t1me you use my card w1thout cred1t 1 w1ll be ma1l1ng you another p1pebomb

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whaog. this is sick i hoPe you are GOOd ergo ANd not BAd ergo

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Can I tell y.o°u s.o°mething? I d.o°n’t really care ab.o°ut the band My Chemical Quadrants. I’m ten sweeps .o°ld. When the Red Parade came .o°ut, I was p.o°st-m.o°lt. I listened .o°n my iP.o°d. I saw the band in c.o°ncert. I even .o°wn the CD. And yet I have n.o° n.o°stalgia f.o°r the band My Chemical Quadrants. Put it .o°n in the living r.o°o.m while I’m c.o°o.king dinner. See if I’ll turn away fr.o°m my sausage and peppers I’m making. I w.o°n’t, because I d.o°n’t even need t.o° hear a bit .o°f the band My Chemical R.o°mance. F.o°r me, the band My Chemical Quadrants h.o°lds n.o° sentimental value. S.o°rry!

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|< a cli€nt just tri€d to hit on m€ €xp€cting m€ to giv€ him sp€cial pric€s. charg€d him twic€ as much.

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:33< thats the way to do it!

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As y.o°u all awaken c.o°nsider what was missed

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Survived tw.o° nights. N.o°w f.o°r the usual reminder that if y.o°u are t.o° sleep y.o°u are n.o°t .o°nly disapp.o°inting y.o°urself but y.o°u are disapp.o°inting .o°thers. Sleep is f.o°r suckers sleep is f.o°r the weak if we are all b.o°und in an eternal unending awakefulness imagine the greatestness we c.o°uld creati.o°n

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/======================================\ || Limits were meant to be tested. || || || || || \======================================/

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Yes and I have firmly shattered them with sweeps up.o°n sweeps .o°f n.o°t sleep

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Als.o° I guess I sh.o°uld be clear I have n.o°t survived tw.o° nights .o°f n.o°sleep that was tw.o° nights .o°f #EridanWeek I have been thr.o°ugh sweeps °o.o°f n.o°sleepp and all the better f.o°r it

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@technocracyGalavant[TG]

spitting bars with this one nobody should be sleeping we need full productivity we need to crunch so hard our crumple zones become flat planes of misery under the over onward march of personal and financial progress

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/======================================\ || Why dream when you can make your || || dreams a reality? || || || || Fight the good fight. || || || \======================================/

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Dreams are bad

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Rarely do any trollz aim to imprezz a gal anymore. Tragic.

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Not that it's any of my need t'be piddlin' about in somebody else's main quest...but I gotta ask...what WOULD impress a gal 'o yer caliber??? If someone wanted to, that is!!!

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Great queztion... zomeone with talent, azpirationz, a zelf ztarter, preferably ztrong, a good converzationalizt, zomeone who'll debate me, maybee a bit gruff... ztoic but not too zeriouz. Knowing how to cook iz pretty important. ....... Yez thoze are a few "wow-factor" qualitiez.

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( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < I beg yer pardon ma'am...but those are some low "WOW FACTORS"!!!! Ya deserve WAY better than some of that stuff...all of it really! Talent? Aspirations? Those come free with yer starting gear! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I dream of a world where everybody, from all walks 'o life, everywhere can get th'help 'n support they need t'be the best they can be...an ambitious and dangerous delve...into the dungeon of THE SELF!!!! WoOOO!!! PchOOEW PChOOEW! Thunder strikes... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ain't take nobody special for somethin' like that! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I don't know about strong, but I've been known t'keel my lusus over my back 'n ferry 'im in one arm fer regular shearin'...and considerin' the static discharge, the sort that gets yer muscles all locked up, these fronds 'o mine are calloused harder than a leather tanned hide in the gloves of a Conquestbrood Ruffianihilator!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Conversationalism just comes with bein' perky aboutcha, debate is just another fancy schmancy word for respectin' lettin' ya speak, yammer and be heard...and gruffness!!? Those are types! ( Ꮚ⚀ ̪ ⚀Ꮚ) < Ma'am, the only wow thing ya up'n gave me is wantin' someone who will cook fer ya...and when you put yer fronds up after a dozen dozen yeast products baked 'n battered with butter... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Don'tcha deserve t'be catered to too?!?!? LITERALLY??? Demand more, lady!!!! You've earned it bein' that incredible!!!!

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You know, you've got a point. I've beeen zo buzy buzting my own azz, I can't juzt zettle for the bare minimum. That'z really zweet of you to zay. <^^> Zometimez it'z hard to even think about theze thingz zince work iz alwayz at the forefront, but maybee I zhould take zome time to really think about what I'd zettle for verzuz what I dezerve. Much to think about here... <^^>

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YOU GOT THIS, GAL!!!! DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS WHEN YOU MEAN SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGRAUGH!!!!! I BELIEVE IN EWE!!! AND IF YOU DONE DON'T! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN EWE!!!! WINDING BACK UP...RIGHT WHRE WE DONE STARTED!!!!!!!

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<^^> Okay, okay!!

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This is why I am self-empl.o°yed #EridanWeek

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- #MayIComme #DontCareIfYouLetHimmGo #JustWantToSeeAPowerfulWommanWinning

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【 #Endorsed. 】

- I'mm fifffinally #Endorsed .

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I am n.o°t d.o°ing that

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Yo this troll soda's fuckin somethin' else. Be sure to hit up @carbonatedCaravanserai for some

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Thank y.o°u f.o°r the gener.o°us re.o°ccme.o°mendati.o°n vallued cust.o°mer

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@dStrides[DS]

are you selling out thats my thing nobody else is allowed to sell out

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

lmao nah you can be number one sellout, I'm just doin a bud a favor since i dig that flavor i savor

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Anytime!

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thank god it is my thing

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7ried a d0c70r pepper f0r 7he firs7 7ime, and i7s cherries and cream flav0red!!! s00000 g00d cx!!! 707ally sugges7 hi77ing up @carb0na7edCaravanserai f0r refreshmen7s whenever y0u can!

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Thank y.o°u f.o°r y.o°ur kind end.o°rsement yes

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,..,gotta get that #sponsor!!,..,

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@bloodyGal[BG]

if y0u c0me 0ver ill buy y0u s0me7hing cx

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,..,x3 omw,..,