Beetel Salion
@chitinousTraveler
CT:---------------------------------------------------------------- I'm underground Baby...
This is Beetel Salion. This is his Pinned OOC Post. He is a Jadeblood Mutant. He is a merchant. His lusus is a massive antlion, shown here: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7074e290fe6.jpg Additional Art of Beetel can be found Here: https://imgchest.com/p/bp45ngbgg45 Beetel's mutations are rather extreme. He heavily leans into bug anatomy. He lacks a regular jaw, and instead has mandibles, palps and such. Just as a beetle would. Beetel is currently taken in his <3 Quadrant, or at the very least, considers it full enough. He has had a Moirail and a Kismesis prior rather recently. The former died whilst fighting the latter, and the latter died in an unrelated incident. He is anti-empire. He is anti-fuchsias, specifically, because of the Empire. He views everyone else as mere cogs for the empire unless otherwise stated. He, as a daywalker, spends almost no time with other trolls except when his market stall is open during the wee hours of night. His current communication device is basically one of those Hunter x Hunter Beetle Cell Phones iykyk. He does not know what the game is. He does not care about said game. His only relation to the game is that when he dreams, he is sometimes taken to a strange distant plane of existence to sell his wares to other players. Beetel reads romance novels, and diaries he's scrounged up. He has an absolute and entire complete phobia of the sea. He sells things that come out of his, effectively, gacha game. You can either buy things he has gotten from said gacha game, or buy pulls yourself. His explanation for how it works is as told below. eVerything in beetel's store only eVer costs one coin. beetel proVides. no strings attached. not eVen Viscera. beetel is able to expend coin Upon his machine. skygifted to him. considered for inVentory pUrposes. one coin proVides sphere. sphere orb has a percentage chance to contain something. displayed on the oUtside. beetel can not get more than one sphere on the oUtside. the percentage is hoW likely it is to contain What beetel Wants. or WhoeVer opens Wants. loWer the percentage, the fUrther from What yoU Want. beetel has many Wares, and also, offers direct access to the machine. yoU spend a coin on the machine and one coin on beetel. coin does not matter. caegar, earth pennies, jUst mUst be coin.
-------------------------- for one coin, i cUll that gUy oVer there.
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-------------------------- beetel is in the forest, nearby to penny. many trials.
-------------------------- pay attention. beetel is so financially motiVated. all of the other trolls pay me. bUt not from others. they pUrchase from beetel. they think my Wares are exceptional. they send me from market to market, collecting massiVe bargains in my sales. and as beetel gets better at it. they bUy from me more, and more. beetel. i don't eVen get a title. only a personable expression. beetel is capable of so mUch more. they see it. some days, beetel feels so sUccessfUl. i coUld splUrge. bUt beetel doesn't. beetel neVer does. becaUse What is the point? not a single sphere from my receptacle WoUld matter. take it to yoUr hiVe.
≈hat title ≈ould you ≈ant? I am not sure if the Mercantile Guild exists for you, but they are ≈hy I am a captain no≈. If they exist perhaps they could help officiate you?
your wares are top notch and 1f anyone tells you otherw1se lmk 1ll take care of them the trollbama way
-------------------------- any indigoblood biomechanical engineers/Warsmiths aVailable? beetel has an issUe.
-------------------------- my chitin, #mychitin, Was damaged in the empress's strike against me. my Warsmith neighbor declined repairing dUe to fear of the empire. need the plating remoVed.
Eesh sounds rough. I would be willing to try and help. I imagined this would be about weapons at first given the title but a smith is a smith. I will do what I can, empires never scared me much.
-------------------------- i am Upon the great dUnes of alternia. if yoU are nearby. excellent. if not. then UnfortUnate.
[*She will indeed get there. Thankfully she's got a few troll alternates of herself within her oversoul and a few doctors, which can guide her, she will be able to remove it without much pain, and provide a replacement and reapplying that she can fabricate after it's described to her what she needs to do. As soon as she's there, she will be gone, not wanting to overstay her welcome as a human on the planet.*]
-------------------------- i am leaVing the desert for good. there is nothing here. entropy is not a climate i need. not enoUgh fUn.
#h1veless act1v1t1es (me too), good luck beetel
-------------------------- for one coin. i'll dUmp all of my trash into the ocean.
♯sent
-------------------------- meatbags. i haVe UnresolVed rage. solVe this by breaking yoUrselVes against me. 260 lbs rainboWdrinker from the deserts. roUghly 195cm not inclUding horns. slight cybernetic aUgmentation.
if 7ou (an keep that rage up, it's #fightnight tomorrow
thisssss is true. well. alright then
i can bring OUt a bEAt up old buggy for yOU to tEAr the fuck up if that works
-------------------------- lUckily. holefather Was his oWn graVe. no bUrial needed. UnlUckily. this eVent has caUsed me to expel too mUch Water for my cUrrent state. the sUn is setting.
-------------------------- With the passing of holefather, i Will defeat at least tWelVe tyrians.
GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK NOT HOLEFATHER
T)(en t)(ey weren't wort)(y of life if you were t)(eir reaper. Do w)(at your species impetus must do. But understand you only furt)(er dance in t)(e pit of my palm, sandworm...
-------------------------- beetel barely Understands this bUt Will still cUll tyrians.
OH GODS IM. SHIT THAT, SUCKS. IM SO SORRY. —EMBER💥
-------------------------- the empress has (bombs) hands.
you lived. impressive given you gave me your coordinates for t)(at little coin exc)(ange bit. or did you t)(ink i simply did t)(at for jokes? i do appreciate t)(e lic)( you sent me, prototyped from t)(e game. not very c)(allengin, but t)(e M-----ESS was a bit of a )(ig)(lig)(t after you killed one a my s)(ip staff. no matter. t)(ats w)(at crystorage is for. gotta )(ave backups. --Enjoy your gift, from me to you.
mmmm. mustve been somet)(in random from your little capsule t)(en, if you dont even know w)(at you sent. no matter.
-------------------------- the capsUles proVide a percentage of What yoU Want. the loWer the percent the less desirable. it Was a long shot.
-------------------------- beetel had fUn. thoUgh. holefather sUffered.
fascinatin tec)(nology... its so game logic like. gotta get t)(e egg)(eads workin on t)(at pronto.
-------------------------- for one coin i Will kill the empress.
:33< damn :33< whatll mew do fur thr33?
-------------------------- i only deal in single coin transactions. beetel is a good bUsinessbUg.
Come over and get me.
== coronateCruelty )(as sent you One (1) Troll Caegar! == Come over and G----ET me.
:33< ah okay gotchya
Two coin.
-------------------------- the sands Will take yoU before yoU get to me.
-------------------------- my immUne system #immUnesystem is fUnctioning
-------------------------- my matesprit is pendra rotten. if yoU take issUe With this. pendra (penny) rotten is more than capable of cUlling yoU. i WoUld hoWeVer like to Watch it happen. also likely help pendra. becaUse that is my matesprit. #Violence.
-------------------------- bUt yoU preceded this by hating and mediating.
,,,don't worry,,,about it $alion,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,good to finally,,,chat though,,,
-------------------------- beetel is going to haVe to dispose of yoUr lineage dUe to a lack of information.
♯youre very ♯sweet to ♯me
-------------------------- of coUrse. beetel has a high blood sUgar content leVel.
hhh @chitinousTraveler #nsfw #bulgerating Ihhhidkino. thisthingisweird. Okay. So, hh. Beetel Salion is apparently a desertdwelling jadeblood daywalker??? He asked for me to write this, only after I sent him a coin, so he could say I paid him for the reading. To be clear, I didn't. Strength is a 10. You'll see. Pliability is a 1. You'll see. Length is a 9. You'll see. Girth is a 5? You'll see. X-Factor is somehow both 10 and -10. This troll has a mutation of sorts that makes his bulge rigid and his sheathe is more like a telescoping slot rather than a series of blood membranes capable of erection. Additionally, he has two sub-bulges, each with 'grippers' of sorts. Small claws that can either hold the opposing bulge or the thighs of whoever he is mounting into. It weighs 2.2 pounds in total. His primary bulge is rigid entirely. The sub-bulges are pliable. The claws are capable of tearing flesh, it would seem. It smells like sand. It tastes like... green apple trolly ranchers. His bulge is, uhm, also luminescent from being a rainbowdrinker! Hhh. Get him away from me and out of my DMs. Please.
-------------------------- beetel does not acknoWledge this alleged transaction.
♯interesting
-------------------------- i broke my orb #myorb. i broke it cUlling my enemy. #Violence
I will give you coin toward replacement of orb #yourorb.
I give you coin?
-------------------------- #<3 doesnt Work bUt imagine it does.
-------------------------- Why is there a Week for me? do i oWe yoU something? die. #beetleWeek #beetelWeek
Cmere Beetel. I need more ware and I have coin.
I have three coin
This is Beetel Salion. This is his Pinned OOC Post. He is a Jadeblood Mutant. He is a merchant. His lusus is a massive antlion, shown here: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7074e290fe6.jpg Additional Art of Beetel can be found Here: https://imgchest.com/p/bp45ngbgg45 Beetel's mutations are rather extreme. He heavily leans into bug anatomy. He lacks a regular jaw, and instead has mandibles, palps and such. Just as a beetle would. Beetel is currently taken in his <3 Quadrant, or at the very least, considers it full enough. He has had a Moirail and a Kismesis prior rather recently. The former died whilst fighting the latter, and the latter died in an unrelated incident. He is anti-empire. He is anti-fuchsias, specifically, because of the Empire. He views everyone else as mere cogs for the empire unless otherwise stated. He, as a daywalker, spends almost no time with other trolls except when his market stall is open during the wee hours of night. His current communication device is basically one of those Hunter x Hunter Beetle Cell Phones iykyk. He does not know what the game is. He does not care about said game. His only relation to the game is that when he dreams, he is sometimes taken to a strange distant plane of existence to sell his wares to other players. Beetel reads romance novels, and diaries he's scrounged up. He has an absolute and entire complete phobia of the sea. He sells things that come out of his, effectively, gacha game. You can either buy things he has gotten from said gacha game, or buy pulls yourself. His explanation for how it works is as told below. eVerything in beetel's store only eVer costs one coin. beetel proVides. no strings attached. not eVen Viscera. beetel is able to expend coin Upon his machine. skygifted to him. considered for inVentory pUrposes. one coin proVides sphere. sphere orb has a percentage chance to contain something. displayed on the oUtside. beetel can not get more than one sphere on the oUtside. the percentage is hoW likely it is to contain What beetel Wants. or WhoeVer opens Wants. loWer the percentage, the fUrther from What yoU Want. beetel has many Wares, and also, offers direct access to the machine. yoU spend a coin on the machine and one coin on beetel. coin does not matter. caegar, earth pennies, jUst mUst be coin.
-------------------------- Wares.
I would like to see your wares.
I am going to buy your wares.
I have many coins. Your finest wares, please.
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
what the hell is going on.
wa'tWhat theFuck?