

Kahhal Salion
@chitinousTraveler
((Banner/PFP by @deathlessDeadwood !!!!)) Selling Everything

******(OOC PINNED POST)****** This is **Kahhal Salion**, also known on older posts as Beetel Salion. He is a jadeblood mutant, a merchant, and a walking problem for fuchsiabloods. He is **anti-Empire**, **anti-fuchsia**, and very comfortable discussing rebellion in the language of debt collection. He does not consider himself a hero. He considers the Empire an unpaid invoice with blood interest. Kahhal sells almost anything. His shop runs on a simple rule: One coin for the machine. One coin for Kahhal. No refunds. Any coin works. Caegars, pennies, weird foreign currency, ancient treasure, whatever. The machine gives out spheres with percentage chances on them. Higher percentage means closer to what you want. Lower percentage means the machine is laughing at you in a mathematical language. Kahhal’s stock comes from a strange gacha-like device he treats as legitimate inventory. He does not know what “the game” is and does not care. Sometimes, when he dreams, he ends up somewhere else and sells things to people who probably should not have access to his wares. Character notes: Kahhal is blunt, literal, socially undercooked, and frequently unsure what to do with affection once it is handed to him. He can be kind, but usually in the tone of someone recording a transaction. He is forest-dwelling, recently hiveless, and has a severe fear of the sea. Not seadwellers specifically. The sea. He is very bug-coded. Expect chitin, mandibles, claws, strange hunger, antlion associations, and general body horror adjacent weirdness. He is currently taken in his flushed quadrant by **Pendra Rotten / @deathlessDeadwood**. Please do not try to force flushed shipping. Other dynamics can be discussed, but ask first. -----Content warnings for this account----- #violence #gore #cannibalism #murder #culling #bodyhorror #antiempire #bughorror #unreality #weirdcommerce IC views are IC. Kahhal is not subtle about wanting imperialists, clownbrood, and tyrants dead. That does not mean I am trying to start serious OOC conflict. RP boundaries: DMs and interactions are fine. Antagonism is fine. Commerce bits are encouraged. Do not godmod purchases, injuries, death, or major machine results without checking in OOC. If you want Kahhal to sell your character something cursed, useful, stupid, sentimental, or narratively ruinous, please bother him. He will probably accept. He is hungry. He is learning. He is selling everything. ART: @deathlessDeadwood: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f239e260b369.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df0b78ccc600.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8f0175ecfd6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2abd9231d2a.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/88c376fd8415.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1c8f2bcaec3.webp Salthefisher (Discord): https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a2791822c59.jpg

╲___kahhal posits something to chittr.___╱ ╲___kismesis 2..___╱ ╲___it is a kismesis who also shops at your store.___╱ ╲___located in the quarry, usually..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___imperial drones came to the quarry..___╱ ╲___i was resting.___╱ ╲___i see their footsteps..___╱ ╲___should i find them??___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___munching. crunching. delicious. yum..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___visitors to the quarry are always welcome.___╱ ╲___the quarry. #myquarry..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___having my mutation.___╱ ╲___it is not terrible.___╱ ╲___it denies me traditional kissing..___╱ ╲___yet.___╱ ╲___the reverberation of the clicks in my nugbone are excellent.___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___i would follow penny into any dead forest..___╱ ╲___i think penny is worth getting strange for___╱ ╲___i miss penny when he is five feet from me___╱ ╲___penny makes the world feel less incorrect..___╱ ╲___i want penny beside me when the world rots___╱ ╲___#yearning and #earning from my #salestuff___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___trolls are worth marginally more than stones..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

‼️🆘🚨🤙🙂↕️📱📲 calling all bEsTIES 📲📱🙂↕️🤙🚨🆘‼️ 😂😆😜👐 so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included ✨my own✨, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK 👐😱🫢😬 🤏 basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money 👎👎 👌💻👌 so you can imagine the stress im under 👍🚀👍 🙌👏🤝🫰 im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)🫰🙌👏🤝 💵☝️☝️ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well within the terms of my contract and acceptable use policy!!!! sorrytocuthtisshortbestiesbutivegotlimitedscreentime 💅💄💅 #Chairministrangling#OneSec#IgottaTagIt#HOLDON#HOLD#DIAMONDHANDS #GOLDBLRIND #HANDSOFF #MYHANDS #GRgRGRHGRH #ATLEASTLETMETAGIT #MICROPHILIA #ORSOMETHING #MACROPHILIA #GAINS #LETMEGETTHEFREAKMARKET #PLEASE #STOP #SQUISHING #MY #NICHE #APPEAL #DAMARA #FUCK #TheseAreMYFRIENDS #ISTILLHAVESCREENTIME #YOUSk ANK #S CREWGOYOUOWWOWWwOWOWOWOWOW 🟢 CHARMSisONLINᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ

╲___the quarry continues to provide.. ___╱ ╲___not stone, particularly. mostly dust, strange noises, one very affectionate bronzeblood.___╱ ╲___also.. customers. who seem to believe being underground means they can avoid paying me. ___╱ ╲___kahhal has begun considering the installation of a sign..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___alternia is not haunted..___╱ ╲___the dead just forget sometimes..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___the quarry is nice in the sunlight..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___i need to increase my marketability.___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___٩ ۶ ___╱ ╲___ (¬‿¬)___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!

╲___selling something far superior to unlimited nachos.___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___selling my mourner outfit.___╱ ╲___i do not need it..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17b40f50ab73.png___╱ ╲___this was me.___╱ ╲___mourner.___╱ ╲___#outglutmasquerade___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___yelling at my silkworms to produce clothing..___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___it gnaws.___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

╲___i feel as though some of you are unaware as to where you can get my wares.___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲




























