Beetel Salion
@chitinousTraveler
CT:---------------------------------------------------------------- I'm underground Baby...
-------------------------- beetel has acqUired something perhaps more ValUable than eVen a stack of coinage.
-------------------------- rUnning loW on coin. need to acqUire more.
i bellieve @cationicAgonist recentlly acquired quite a llot of coin
Ohoho, yes 1 sure have! come beetel, let’s do some co1ns-for-wares exchange
-------------------------- imagine, beetel haVing Wares. yoU bUying them. #romance
imagine. beetel stall. at #beetleweek. #collab.
-------------------------- cUrrent comma separated spread sheet of beetel Wares. item,description "matriorb shard (cracked)","a fragment of a sacred reprodUction relic, faintly hUmming and still Warm to the toUch." "gl'bgolyb tissUe (preserVed)","pickled flesh that sUbtly pUlses When exposed to psychic actiVity." "Unhatched jade beetle brood clUster","eggs etched With faint symbols that seem to Watch obserVers." "mUtant drone qUeen carapace","a partial shell that sloWly secretes a resin Used in ritUal blessings." "larVal commUnion mass (liVe)","a Writhing clUster of larVae that forms symbols When fed blood." "clockWork scarab","a mechanical beetle that syncs With nearby heartbeats—or something else." "titan beetle helm","a holloWed shell helmet that amplifies Whispering Voices." "symbiotic spine beetle","a jarred parasite capable of bonding to a host’s nerVoUs system." "iridescent elytra cloak","a cloak of Wing cases that shifts color based on nearby emotions." "beetle choir box","a container of insects that harmonize into eerie, chUrch-like tones." "distilled hemolymph Vials","liqUids from VarioUs castes caUsing effects from eUphoria to Visions." "poWdered carapace resin","a fine dUst Used in ritUals or recklessly inhaled." "molting salts","indUces shedding of skin, sometimes beyond intended limits." "qUeen pheromone ampoUles","sUbstances capable of commanding lesser creatUres or attracting UnknoWn entities." "fossilized grUb sap amber","amber containing preserVed organisms that tWitch Under heat." "Whispering chitin idol","a mUlti-eyed beetle statUe that speaks in dreams." "blessed cerebral parasite","a dormant entity that grants Visions along With its oWn inflUence." "echo shell of a deep-sea screamer","prodUces distant, oceanic sermon-like soUnds When listened to." "tUned bone rod","a psionic condUit that Vibrates near psychic inflUence or deception." "fragment of a song","a glass-contained resonance cracked from internal pressUre." "mandible gaUntlets","articUlated gaUntlets capable of crUshing or delicate manipUlation." "beetle resin adhesiVe","an indUstrial adhesiVe that permanently bonds nearly anything." "bUrroWing drill-Worm","a trained organism that tUnnels throUgh stone bUt may escape." "liVing carapace armor","modUlar plating that sUbtly adjUsts itself for Wearer comfort." "grUb-silk filament spool","extremely strong thread that remains faintly Warm." "jar of failed grUbs","malformed larVae that form faces When agitated." "mUlti-headed messenger beetle","taxidermied insect With mUltiple heads Whispering different messages." "jade blood signet rings","mUltiple identical rings all claiming to be aUthentic originals." "liVing map parasite","a creatUre that craWls into directional shapes, sometimes inaccUrately." "half-eaten ritUal tablet","an ancient tablet partially consUmed, With the rest still digesting elseWhere." "royal jelly extract (Unstable)","grants temporary aUthority With Unsettling side effects." "grUb-drone hybrid","a restrained, illegal organism of qUestionable sentience." "caste-altering injection kit","a deVice that attempts to modify caste With Unpredictable sUrViVal rates." "memory leeches","paired organisms that remoVe and retain specific memories." "empty hUsk body","a freshly Vacated body With no explanation proVided."
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` i can do... ♱wo coins and a palm full of fla✗e seeds? ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
-------------------------- enjoy yoUr 16oz of good poWder. post the coins to beetel in the desert.
how much for any and all th1ngs related to troll rema1ns (somewhat fresh preferred)
-------------------------- there are fates Worse than death. sUch as missing beetel's Upcoming sales.
-------------------------- beetel has neW Wares in stock, many neW Wares. item,description "matriorb shard (cracked)","a fragment of a sacred reprodUction relic, faintly hUmming and still Warm to the toUch." "gl'bgolyb tissUe (preserVed)","pickled flesh that sUbtly pUlses When exposed to psychic actiVity." "Unhatched jade beetle brood clUster","eggs etched With faint symbols that seem to Watch obserVers." "mUtant drone qUeen carapace","a partial shell that sloWly secretes a resin Used in ritUal blessings." "larVal commUnion mass (liVe)","a Writhing clUster of larVae that forms symbols When fed blood." "clockWork scarab","a mechanical beetle that syncs With nearby heartbeats—or something else." "titan beetle helm","a holloWed shell helmet that amplifies Whispering Voices." "symbiotic spine beetle","a jarred parasite capable of bonding to a host’s nerVoUs system." "iridescent elytra cloak","a cloak of Wing cases that shifts color based on nearby emotions." "beetle choir box","a container of insects that harmonize into eerie, chUrch-like tones." "distilled hemolymph Vials","liqUids from VarioUs castes caUsing effects from eUphoria to Visions." "poWdered carapace resin","a fine dUst Used in ritUals or recklessly inhaled." "molting salts","indUces shedding of skin, sometimes beyond intended limits." "qUeen pheromone ampoUles","sUbstances capable of commanding lesser creatUres or attracting UnknoWn entities." "fossilized grUb sap amber","amber containing preserVed organisms that tWitch Under heat." "Whispering chitin idol","a mUlti-eyed beetle statUe that speaks in dreams." "blessed cerebral parasite","a dormant entity that grants Visions along With its oWn inflUence." "echo shell of a deep-sea screamer","prodUces distant, oceanic sermon-like soUnds When listened to." "tUned bone rod","a psionic condUit that Vibrates near psychic inflUence or deception." "fragment of a song","a glass-contained resonance cracked from internal pressUre." "mandible gaUntlets","articUlated gaUntlets capable of crUshing or delicate manipUlation." "beetle resin adhesiVe","an indUstrial adhesiVe that permanently bonds nearly anything." "bUrroWing drill-Worm","a trained organism that tUnnels throUgh stone bUt may escape." "liVing carapace armor","modUlar plating that sUbtly adjUsts itself for Wearer comfort." "grUb-silk filament spool","extremely strong thread that remains faintly Warm." "jar of failed grUbs","malformed larVae that form faces When agitated." "mUlti-headed messenger beetle","taxidermied insect With mUltiple heads Whispering different messages." "jade blood signet rings","mUltiple identical rings all claiming to be aUthentic originals." "liVing map parasite","a creatUre that craWls into directional shapes, sometimes inaccUrately." "half-eaten ritUal tablet","an ancient tablet partially consUmed, With the rest still digesting elseWhere." "royal jelly extract (Unstable)","grants temporary aUthority With Unsettling side effects." "grUb-drone hybrid","a restrained, illegal organism of qUestionable sentience." "caste-altering injection kit","a deVice that attempts to modify caste With Unpredictable sUrViVal rates." "memory leeches","paired organisms that remoVe and retain specific memories." "empty hUsk body","a freshly Vacated body With no explanation proVided."
-------------------------- hoW are cloWns bUried? posthUmoUroUsly. that Will be one caegar. yoU may slaycUll me @chitinoUstraVeler
[carb.o°natedCaravanserai [CC] has sent .o°ne (1) caegar t.o° chitin.o°usUstraveler [CU]]
your post just glowed brightly at me when i scrolled (is this a sign) ((it enchants me)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6fdf1e70539a.png
-------------------------- it is becaUse yoU Were meant to bUy my Wares.
-------------------------- yoU legally haVe to tell beetel if yoU are VagUeposting aboUt beetel.
-------------------------- i lied in my last VagUe post dUe to a lack of scent. bUt it Was pleasant to type.
-------------------------- i am noW going to post something VagUe. he smells pleasant.
-------------------------- insects are more loyal than any mUtt.
-------------------------- beetel does not Understand Why aUtocorrect exists on this platform. it mUst think beetel is bUg. keeps changing to beetle.
you can ♯fix your ♯palmhusk ♯settings to ♯correct ♯hopethishelps
-------------------------- thank yoU pendra. beetel Visits soon.
Need to get more art of my stupid bug man ))
-------------------------- i Wont stop yoU hehe. bUt if U do U shoUld like... casUally sned me Ur pay info ))
-------------------------- my Wares are oVerfloWing.
-------------------------- many things. my Wares are oVerfloWing.
-------------------------- stUck UndergroUnd. no one is bUying my Wares. merchant selling rare empircal jeWelry. definitely not stolen. dayWalkers encoUraged.
-------------------------- yoU mUst not knoW this aboUt this fUn fact. i do not care for yoUr mercantile practices for i am the one selling sUperior goods.
-------------------------- says the fool WithoUt a Working interdimensional transporter. i bet yoU still need yoUr lUsUs to carry yoUr goods for yoU too. hahahaha. this is me laUghing at yoUr misery.
-------------------------- yoU Will be oUt of commission if yoU try to strongarm me oUt of selling my clearly sUperior goods. i WoUld sUggest yoU get an engineer or similar indiVidUal bUt i can tell they Will not be so Willing to assist yoU. becaUse yoU are a less than charismatic salesman. hahahahaha. i am again laUghing at yoU. this time, instead of yoUr misery, i am laUghing at yoUr lack of mercantile knoWhoW.
-------------------------- hahahaha. i Will not be reading this book. i Will instead be coUnting my coin. hahahaha. i am laUghing at yoUr lack of Wealth While i enjoy an empress's hoard of gold With the amoUnt of sales i haVe on the regUlar.