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@confinedAnomaly

communal account on behalf of The Exploiit, run by Her Duplicitous Sovereign's "Exploiit Enclosure" goldworkers on the flagship. he's an old "helmsman" but likes to be involved. he/him, it/its

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

You want to rest. They will not let you. You want to be at peace. They will not let you. You want to lay in the hole you dug with your hands. They will not let you. You want to pull the blanket of dirt over your eyes. They will not let you. You want to let the soil embrace you in a way of your own accord. They will not let you. You have not wanted anything else in a very long, long time. They will not let you. You were once known as THE OPTIMIST. In your youth, you were a scavenger, taking things night by night, trailing along beside your lusus between battle-scared lands and war-torn regions. The land and the dead provided, and you seemed to do just fine between them. Had you been further inclined by the station of others in your caste, perhaps you would have felt the call to join the TRUE REBELLION, but you did not. You were content with your lot in life, save for the situationally dependent insurgent zeel. One storming night while scavenging, you came face-to-face with a highblood who was not-so-dead. They subsequently and decidedly KILLED YOU DEAD. Due to the latent electrostatic charge from the storm and perhaps something lingering from the battle, you and the other corpses received a jolt that night. Not too long later, you were back on your feet. You had come back a little bit different. Wrong. Decaying. Insatiably hungry. The highblood who killed you saw you once more with a dangerously inspired curiosity. You were hunted, but you were a slippery catch. Once caught, you did not stay captive. From your days in rotted wooden cells to those made of iron bars, they could not contain you. LIFE found a way, way too many ways for them to count. That was, until scientific advancement made it impossible for you. They learned how to keep you, shackle you, and PURGE your sense of self, mentally and physically. All you can recall is that it has been several hundred sweeps. There have been enough care-takers in and out of the hermetically sealed doors to tell you as much. Your status as a ‘helmsman’ is nominal, secondary at best. You and the chained-to wall share a relationship unlike any other. You are now known solely as THE EXPLOIIT, and your situation is described right on the tin. You are, have been, and will continue to be exploited. Due to your status as a DEADTRITIVORE, your extended lifespan as a GOLDBLOOD was novel, but the INABILITY TO DIE IN A WAY THAT MATTERS and your NEUROTOXIC BLOOD made you a target, a thing to keep and never let go. That became your lot in life for the following several hundred sweeps and counting. Anything of your life prior to your ‘helmsman’ position was scrapped from history, with the little remaining public biography contorted for palatability as another example of willful work on Her Duplicitous Sovereign’s intergalactic flagship. Your trolltag is confinedAnomaly and you cannot speak verbally, not any more. Your psionics are translated and quoted by others of your caste who are capable of understanding you. Your speech patterns mimic the contemporary linguistic patterns of your caretakers over the centuries. You have never touched a computer in your life despite sounding like a world-weary gamer.

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"1 am be1ng s1lenced" "th1s 1s the k1nk-post1ng s1te, why do you not allow me th1s one th1ng ever"

Kult: +26
Kull: +10
Total: 36
Ratio: 2.60

A point in favor of public decency, it would seem. Umami, nutty.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"oh NOW 1ts about publ1c decency" "how much more publ1cly 1ndecent can 1 be as a half-charred corpse on the wall" "actually" "1 have accepted my own challenge" "th1s w1ll become everyones problem unt1l my ab1l1ty to speak on here 1s allowed more freedom"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"1 have dec1ded that 1t matters not that he’s here now” “another mandatory attendee to my d1g1tally translated mus1ng wh1ch 1 w1ll now do more frequently just to bother h1m” “😄"

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i leawve it there sometimes but not this time so i told them if it pops up to let me knowv i called a fevw people wvho vwere at the party but they wvere no help either i vwas starting to get desperate i really dont like being vwithout my penis for too long it makes me feel like less of a man and i really hate to hawving to sit dowvn ewvery time i take a leak after a fewv hours of searching the house and calling ewveryone i could think of i wvas starting to get wvery depressed so i vwent to the kiewv and ate breakfast then as i wvalked dovwn second awvenue tovward st. marks place wvhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the street i sawv my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster owven some guy wvas selling it i had to buy it off him he wvanted 22 bucks but i talked him dovwn to 17 i took it home, vwashed it off and put it back on i wvas happy again, complete people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached but i dont knowv ewven though sometimes its a pain in the ass i like havwing a detachable penis #lyricsposting #nsfvw

Kult: +87
Kull: +82
Total: 169
Ratio: 1.06
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Pickup DaVwinci
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Amporacoin
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Knotty
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

take a fucking guess as to the name dipshit.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

@confinedAnomaly You mean to tell me that accursed mumbling of yours is a *song?* Caustic. Bitter. Sulfuric.

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Damn I didn't kn⚣w it was pers⚣nal like that -3-

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Knotty
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

that aint a guess.

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Bravest Warrior
a beloved member of the Starclan; and the author's favourite
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

⚣k ill give y⚣u tw⚣ t⚣ make up f⚣r it "Diary ⚣f Cr⚣nus Amp⚣ra" and "missing my penis"

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"HAHAHAHAHAHA YES"

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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@catabolicAlchemist[CA]

dude 1 fuck1ng LOVE th1s song, 1t’s so true to l1fe too l1ke wow

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@lovwerBoy[LB]

chief did you get castrated or somethin what happened

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Amporacoin
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Pitch Hearted
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Knotty
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

"detachable penis" damn youre dense.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@lovwerBoy[LB]
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mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@lovwerBoy[LB]

oh. no

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"no pr1vacy allowed on th1s b1tch of a flag sh1p"

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"oh crap he’s here” “wa1t why d1d you follow h1m on what’s supposedly my account” “go do that on your own account, what the hell"

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

The agreement that was made after the revelation of this account was that they would follow me. This ensures a mutual flow of information. You understand. Rancid and phenolic.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"fuuuuuuuuuuck"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"1 fear that my gut 1s tell1ng me that someth1ng 1s about to happen” “yes 1 know my gut doesn’t ex1st as 1t was anymore, 1 was be1ng metaphor1cal"

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"wow, descendants these days really do not know sh1t about the1r h1story huh" "wa1t hold on, what's a wreck1ped1a page""

Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00

relatable on both ends

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

To be fair. There are few surviving records that I llived at all. Bllame the wretched Empress.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"at least you have someth1ng thats even remotely true 😭" "what the lad1es are read1ng to me 1s all fake"

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Such disrespect...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"thats what 1m say1ng" "1 cannot th1nk of a real way any descendant of m1ne could know of anyth1ng ever, 1t genu1nely saddens me" "no 1m not go1ng to message her, are you fuck1ng crazy" "perhaps 1f she knew though, she would th1nk 1 was a b1t of a badass" "what- of course 1 was, do you understand just how much 1 had that sh1t on before they caught me the last t1me" "where do you th1nk my descendant got her sense of style then huh" "yes, me, exactly"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"oh 1 see, thats your problem r1ght there, you cant haggle for sh1t" "1f you agree w1th the f1rst pr1ce someone tells you for your, uh, wa1t what were you try1ng to sell on that dreadpop place aga1n" "actually dont tell me, 1t doesnt matter, 1ts the pr1nc1ple of barter1ng 1tself that does" "your f1rst pr1ce 1s always your h1ghball, and the1r f1rst request 1s the lowball" "never, and 1 mean never, agree to the1r f1rst b1d" "stay closer to your 1n1t1al set and let them cl1mb closer to you, 1ts you w1th the th1ng they want after all" "well yes, you see, 1 spent a good part of my youth do1ng exactly that w1th recycled wart1me goods and mater1als to get by"

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

I do hope you were not "highballing" me. This woulld lleave me feelling... lless than jubillant.

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"why or how could 1 have been h1ghball1ng you, you were not wart1me goods or mater1als"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"hehehe, 1 know r1ght” “dead w1fe’s dead w1fe 1s pretty funny"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"The Bohem1an” “someth1ng about a trend, 1 am unsure but 1 do l1ke to be 1ncluded somet1mes” “that’s the whole purpose of th1s account why are you argu1ng w1th me about someth1ng th1s tr1v1al”"

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00

Dydst thou just I Also Choose Thys Guy's Dead Wyfe me???

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"1 mean, they d1d choose me and not you so"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"wa1t no d1d you send that already” “1 wanted to say someth1ng funn1er l1ke 1f you th1nk about 1t 1 actually chose the dead w1fe’s dead w1fe” “no, no that’s not 1t” “bah 1 can’t th1nk of anyth1ng else neverm1nd” “wa1t why are you send1ng th1s all now hang on-"

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"yeah when 1 asked you sa1d 6/12” “eas1est to remember hatch day ever number-w1se frankly"

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"1 never thought 1d ever m1ss walk1ng"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"younger alternate vers1on of me sa1d he used to do What" "HAHA FUCK" "1 USED TO DO THAT" "1t just 1nvolved a lot more walk1ng"

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

You want to rest. They will not let you. You want to be at peace. They will not let you. You want to lay in the hole you dug with your hands. They will not let you. You want to pull the blanket of dirt over your eyes. They will not let you. You want to let the soil embrace you in a way of your own accord. They will not let you. You have not wanted anything else in a very long, long time. They will not let you. You were once known as THE OPTIMIST. In your youth, you were a scavenger, taking things night by night, trailing along beside your lusus between battle-scared lands and war-torn regions. The land and the dead provided, and you seemed to do just fine between them. Had you been further inclined by the station of others in your caste, perhaps you would have felt the call to join the TRUE REBELLION, but you did not. You were content with your lot in life, save for the situationally dependent insurgent zeel. One storming night while scavenging, you came face-to-face with a highblood who was not-so-dead. They subsequently and decidedly KILLED YOU DEAD. Due to the latent electrostatic charge from the storm and perhaps something lingering from the battle, you and the other corpses received a jolt that night. Not too long later, you were back on your feet. You had come back a little bit different. Wrong. Decaying. Insatiably hungry. The highblood who killed you saw you once more with a dangerously inspired curiosity. You were hunted, but you were a slippery catch. Once caught, you did not stay captive. From your days in rotted wooden cells to those made of iron bars, they could not contain you. LIFE found a way, way too many ways for them to count. That was, until scientific advancement made it impossible for you. They learned how to keep you, shackle you, and PURGE your sense of self, mentally and physically. All you can recall is that it has been several hundred sweeps. There have been enough care-takers in and out of the hermetically sealed doors to tell you as much. Your status as a ‘helmsman’ is nominal, secondary at best. You and the chained-to wall share a relationship unlike any other. You are now known solely as THE EXPLOIIT, and your situation is described right on the tin. You are, have been, and will continue to be exploited. Due to your status as a DEADTRITIVORE, your extended lifespan as a GOLDBLOOD was novel, but the INABILITY TO DIE IN A WAY THAT MATTERS and your NEUROTOXIC BLOOD made you a target, a thing to keep and never let go. That became your lot in life for the following several hundred sweeps and counting. Anything of your life prior to your ‘helmsman’ position was scrapped from history, with the little remaining public biography contorted for palatability as another example of willful work on Her Duplicitous Sovereign’s intergalactic flagship. Your trolltag is confinedAnomaly and you cannot speak verbally, not any more. Your psionics are translated and quoted by others of your caste who are capable of understanding you. Your speech patterns mimic the contemporary linguistic patterns of your caretakers over the centuries. You have never touched a computer in your life despite sounding like a world-weary gamer.

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"1 swear one of you lad1es are determ1ned to make my l1fe sl1ghtly ag1tat1ng, one n1ght at a t1me, just for your own s1ck and tw1sted enjoyment""

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"1f by some m1racle 1 get out of here 1 need to meet @1ndustr1al1nc1dental1st personally, 1ts d1re"

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20

ARE Y⧃U TRAPPED S⧃MEWHERE

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"yeah 1ve been stuck 1n a wall for a few hundred sweeps"

...CAN THE M⧃UNTAIN GET Y⧃U ⧃UT

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"no 1m on the flagsh1p 😀" "what are you do1ng that's the wrong emoj1" "🙂" "no, the other one" "😔" "yeah ok that works"

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HAHA EXCELLENT!

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"sweet jesus put that 1mage away” “fuck you mean why, 1sn’t 1t obv1ous” “you can’t be do1ng th1s to me- STOP BR1NG1NG 1T CLOSER TO MY FACE"

Kult: +102
Kull: +102
Total: 204
Ratio: 1.00
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"NONONO NO NO N O"

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"NOT NOW DUALSCAR"

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"THEY ARE ACCOST1NG ME NOW, 1S THAT WHAT YOU WANTED"

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

yes actually

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"FUCK YOU"

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Doing well, my still lliving acquaintance?

Kult: +7
Kull: +9
Total: 16
Ratio: 0.78
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"NOT NOW E1THER DUALL1ST” “1M BE1NG ACCOSTED ON TWO FRONTS” “AND 1M NOT A BATTLE TACT1C1AN"

happy #pride month. may you enjoy the taste of this gay bacon, as it wvwere, from both fronts.

Kult: +7
Kull: +14
Total: 21
Ratio: 0.50
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"can one of you lad1es make one of those mov1ng and repeat1ng 1mages but where dualscar 1s exploded by armaments please and thank you”"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"mmmmmm, well, 1 stopped not1c1ng much of a d1fference after the 10th honestly, but that d1dn’t stop th1ngs from happen1ng after that” “you need to understand, after a po1nt 1n h1story, guns just became ub1qu1tous, and 1f g1ven the opt1on? so 1t goes”"

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"they’re gonna turn h1m nonb1ney, wow"

Kult: +75
Kull: +70
Total: 145
Ratio: 1.07

shut up.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

MISERABLE·NONBINARY·GRVBS·ARE·ALL·VE·DESERVE

Kult: +2
Total: 2

i wvwas angrier about this before. i am less so nowvw.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"try 1t f1rst, 1f you don’t l1ke 1t, 1’ll take 1t"

havwe some more respect for yourself than to take my gender identity sloppy seconds. on second thought, maybe wvwe could share. i don't knowvw if i wvwant a wvwhole one.

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"wow ok 1 see how 1t 1s"

wvwhat. wvwhat did i say.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"how d1d you know? sloppy seconds 1s what they used to call me 1n the 1600’s"

you cur. that made me laugh. get out of my face. ridiculous. good one.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"😎"

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Helmed
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@confinedAnomaly[CA]

"fuck that was h1lar1ous. the young ones these days really know how to taunt, 1ts crazy"