Jace Teilor
@uninspiredandTalentless
a human who is besties with a green guy @transcendantRebirth im not shaking for an newcastle city boy
my #delusions are fuckin crazy sometimes deadass "three celebs in three days? gOD IS COLLECTING HIS ANOINTED ONES"
how do tides work with two moons
BASICALLY·THEY·CANCEL·EACH·OTHER·OVT·SO·NO·TIDES·EVER VE·ARE·IN·A·CLIMATE·CATASTROPHE
[MEN LOVE MY FAT A$$ AND MY #RIPPLING FEAR OF NOT BEING IN THE $POT LIGHT!!!! ]
[I WILL JA#E]
people might hate me for this but i kinda fuck with the clowns ngl im like gen interested in how it functions im thinkin like dionysian cult where "madness" and indulgence in substances is seen as religious rites and shit kinda bangin fr, i love me some dionysus in my life
action; statement input; statement: if they catch you input; statement: you wi|| be tortured & dismembered [#torture #gore #death #vio|ence] input; statement: or squished |ike a grape input; statement: or something. if you are |ucky it wi|| be quick.
⚜ [ Ya sure we can go wit dat our park gates always open ta dose dat wanna see what it's 'bout ]
Man I wi2h I could r3chitt r3pli32
I DUNNO NO DIONYSIAN SHIT BUT WHAT SOME CALL MADNESS WE CALL THE MIRTH OF THE MESSIAHS MOVING THROUGH A MOTHERFUCKER! INDULGENCE IS A MOTHERFUCKIN NECESSITY TO EXPERIENCING THIS FUCKING GIFT AND TEST OF A BITCH ASS LIFE WE GOT! YOU FEELIN' THE MESSIAHS TOUCH ON YOUR SPIRIT, MOTHERFUCKER? HEED THE CALL!
[emotion_detected: exasperation] action; statement input; statement: i do not know how to exp|ain to you that you wi|| die horrib|y & it wi|| not be aesthetic in the s|ightest
yo~u~ ca~n. ju~st se~a~rch the~ wo~rds i~n the~ re~ply a~nd re~chi~tt i~t. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
he is a little overly rannbunctious, actually.
ah, i should read nnore carefully, i nnistook the nanne of a connrade in this nnessage. disregard.
that clown preacher is kinda spittin
WHOOP WHOOP! I AM MORE THAN JUST A PREACHER, MY COLORFUL MOTHERFUCKER! I AM THE MOTHERFUCKIN HEAD OF THE CLURCH! YOU ONE THESE ALIENS LITTLE SISTER ZERLIN WHO RUNS MY FUCKIN ACCOUNT TOLD ME ABOUT?
COLORFUL HAIR IS ALWAYS A MOTHERFUCKIN PLUS. HOLD FAST TO THE COLORS YOU DO HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, EVEN IF YOU GOT SOME WEIRD MOTHERFUCKIN FEATURES, THE MESSIAHS SHAPED ALL SORTS OF FUCKIN ODDITIES TO EXPRESS THEIR MIRTH!
"Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you." -Beginnings 10:5-6 #Scripture #inspiration
MAKE SURE MOTHERS AND FUCKERS TO START YOUR FUCKIN NIGHT WITH A BIG ASS MEAL. AIN'T NO WAY TO LIVE THIS FUCKIN GRAND JOKE IF YOU CAN'T START EACH NIGHT OFF WITH SOME FINE ASS DELECTABLES. WHOOP WHOOP! #inspiration
⚇ That's what I'm fuckin' sayinnnnngggg, biggest brother! Breakfast for me was a whole put of gumbo, 3 loaves of bread's worth of sandwiches and a Shrley Temple! ⚇
MOTHER FUCKING GLORIOUS, MY BROTHER! MY GRAND FUCKIN MEAL WAS A STACK OF PANCAKES AND A STACK OF WAFFLES TALL AS SISTER ZERLIN, SMOTHERED THAT SHIT IN FRUIT COMPOTE AND FRUITY PEBBLES, A TROUGH OF OINKBEAST STRIPS, A LITTLE LOG CABIN OF OBLONG MEAT TUBES FLOODED WITH SYRUP, A PLATTER OF EGGS MADE EVERY FUCKIN WAY, AND A MINI BAR OF MOCKTAILS BECAUSE YOUR GRAND MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS A CLEAR HEAD FOR HEARING OUT THE CLOWNSTITUENTS'S GODDAMN CONCERNS AND SOME HERETICS LAST JOKES. HONK HONK!
⚇ A meal worthy of the KING OF MOTHERFUCKING COLORS! ⚇ PRAISE BE THE HOLY IRON STOMACH HA HA HA HA HOINK!!! ⚇ Hope to see you in sermon sometime soon, biggest brother. ⚇ You are, of course, always welcome to when its my turn to spit and spin the wicked shit. ⚇
MY MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHER FUCKER I WOULD LOVE TO KICK AND SPIT WITH WITH YOU. WHEN I AM NOT SO FUCKIN OPPRESSED WITH ALL THESE FUCKIN DUTIES I WILL MAKE A VISIT TO SOME OF YOUR LESSONS AND HEAR YOUR WORDS!
⚇ That's what the fuck is up, killa. ⚇ Pave the way and make 'em pay. ⚇ PEACE. ⚇
On An Unrelated Note. I Have Been Prescribed / Several / Medications For My Anxiety. I Will Get Worse Before I Get Better Sorry I'm Advance
yeah, that’s how it goes unforch. you’ve got this !! !!
[#TWINNING]
im so not used to the other reacts, my stupid human ass is like "mhm you like posts! thats how social media works!" but i can pity and shit
i just got hit wwith a sensory experience so bad it made me flap my entire arms like an inflatable arm man i need a haircut
If I Die Under A Troll I Die A Happy Man.. post Chit
Can Be arranged.
girl u so thicc girl you so fine please be mine? so that i may caress? you?
FOUND MY MEDS!!! SUCK IT DAD mmmmm my normal pills
for the record, im not religious, i just have real bad religious delusions at times and knowing the actual intent and literary details helps so like if anyone has critical christian knowledge (as in critical analysis, not atheist gotchas) please throw it at me
to all you jovial merryment fans i remember when this happened and i remember how jovial's PR team tried to ERASE THE TRUTH BUT HERE IT IS JOVIAL MERRYMERNT AT JAN 6
sadly, as a cis man, i cannot get pregnant but shoutout to all the seahorses who can transmasc pregnancy win
whats the weird sex tag today fellas
D0es pregn4ncy c0unt since it's 4fter sex?
Every0ne's t4lking 4b0ut pregn4ncy.. 😵💫
There's 4 c0uple preg tr0lls 4pp4rently.. it's s00 str4nge!!😳😳🤔
Congratulations...? Or alternatively, sorry about your worms that are also causing religious delusions
AH LANCER DIED!
The fun thing about Cú Chulainn is that he already accomplished everything he wanted to in life. Merely being in a grail war at all is a flex, so he doesn't have a wish to stake his legacy on and will always be satisfied in death. Which, of course, pisses EMIYA off like very little else, since Cú's mere existence proves that Kiritsugu's dream IS viable in real life. ~ Ciel