Jace Teilor
@uninspiredandTalentless
a human who is besties with a green guy @transcendantRebirth im not shaking for an newcastle city boy he/him
i should prob start a vgen but also if i get more than 1 commission at a time i die
despite my icon, i do not usually wear an eyepatch i just had a killer headache that night
people think im stupid and i am stupid
what the fuck is this game?????
creation myth on a disc. ends the world, the player must design a new one by breeding frogs. #mykismesis was supposed to play it almost a decade ago but that ended up falling through.
i keep trying to forget my dad said that i came from a meteor is he, like, just insane or does anyone have this experience? because i feel equally insane even entertaining the thought but then i remember i literally do not have a mum nor any extended family
This sounds fairly par for the course to me.
par for the course??? does... does it have somethin to do with "the game" everyone is talkin about or smth? i havent started yet but i got the disc
Yes it does, I'm afraid. However, having arrived on a meteor likely strengthens your odds of winning, so I wouldn't fret too much about it until it is time for somebody to send your younger self on his way.
It will make more sense when you get there.
if you have bad self esteem, just remember im coming through your windows
g0tta gIve me 50me warnIng here, the bee5 wIll get y0u If they d0n't kn0w y0ur 5cent
y0u'll have a bItch 0f a tIme fIttIng thr0ugh the wInd0w5... I'm g0nna grab my camera
g guys my dad my dad just showed me a pic of me sittin on a meteor
i just asked my dad how he learned aliens existed and he said "well son, because youre an alien" i think hes bein schizo again im actually schizophrenic so i say schizo literal here, man needs meds
im messagin a new friend and i just had the funniest case of doublethink" human thought: we should help the unhoused, people in positions to aid them are morally obligated to do so troll thought: yeh its okay if someone eats them, thats one way of gettin them off the street like i genuinely now believe these both simultaneously
THE ART IN THAT VIDEO IS KILLING ME YOU CAN REALLY TELL IT WAS OVER A DECADE AGO OUGUGUH
[o]mg... th[e] d[uo] y[u]l[i]y[a]'s h[u]m[a]ns[o]n[a] t[oo] [o]mg th[i]s [i]s [a]nc[ie]nt d[o]wnl[oa]d l[i]nks [i]n th[e] d[e]scr[i]pt[io]n t[oo] [i]f y[ou] w[a]nt t[o] st[ea]l my fr[ie]nds
oh no... if i found yuliya... then... [looks at my files and finds my 15 year old voice] NOOOOO
y[ou]r vcv b[a]nk [i]s l[i]t[e]r[a]lly j[u]st y[ou] d[u]d[e], [i]dk wh[a]t t[o] s[a]y st[i]ll w[o]rk[i]ng [o]n th[a]t [AU] [E]NG r[e]cl[i]st
this site gives me such mad rejection sensitivity and i may be a bitch there is no but, that is end of sentence full stop send chitt
rejec7$ you
woah ok $orry
wanna be fr¡end$
You Do Not Know It, But Behind Your Very Screen I Am Doing A " Jig ". I Am " Busting A Move ".
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mormons dont knock on my door anymore because i kept trying to fuck the missionaries
keep it up
i tried but i'm not allowed to step foot on church property
im gonna sob, its been literally over a decade since she died yuliyaaaaaa im going to steal khrissy's PC and get her
[i] c[a]nt b[e]l[ie]v[e] th[i]s [i]s l[i]t[e]r[a]lly [a]ll th[a]ts l[e]ft [o]f y[u]l[i]y[a]'s [e]x[i]st[e]nc[e] s[u]r[e] sh[e]s [o]n my h[u]skt[o]p b[u]t l[i]k[e] th[i]s [i]s [a]ll th[a]ts l[e]ft [o]f h[e]r [i]n p[u]bl[i]c [o]n th[e] [i]nt[e]rn[e]t
PLEASE WHERE IS SHE I NEED HER PELASE PELASE PLEASE
grandma uma with a painting career obtained f2p supremacy, im so horses up