Jace Teilor
@uninspiredandTalentless
a human who is besties with a green guy @transcendantRebirth im not shaking for an newcastle city boy
my #delusions are fuckin crazy sometimes deadass "three celebs in three days? gOD IS COLLECTING HIS ANOINTED ONES"
how do tides work with two moons
BASICALLY·THEY·CANCEL·EACH·OTHER·OVT·SO·NO·TIDES·EVER VE·ARE·IN·A·CLIMATE·CATASTROPHE
people might hate me for this but i kinda fuck with the clowns ngl im like gen interested in how it functions im thinkin like dionysian cult where "madness" and indulgence in substances is seen as religious rites and shit kinda bangin fr, i love me some dionysus in my life
action; statement input; statement: if they catch you input; statement: you wi|| be tortured & dismembered [#torture #gore #death #vio|ence] input; statement: or squished |ike a grape input; statement: or something. if you are |ucky it wi|| be quick.
⚜ [ Ya sure we can go wit dat our park gates always open ta dose dat wanna see what it's 'bout ]
I DUNNO NO DIONYSIAN SHIT BUT WHAT SOME CALL MADNESS WE CALL THE MIRTH OF THE MESSIAHS MOVING THROUGH A MOTHERFUCKER! INDULGENCE IS A MOTHERFUCKIN NECESSITY TO EXPERIENCING THIS FUCKING GIFT AND TEST OF A BITCH ASS LIFE WE GOT! YOU FEELIN' THE MESSIAHS TOUCH ON YOUR SPIRIT, MOTHERFUCKER? HEED THE CALL!
[emotion_detected: exasperation] action; statement input; statement: i do not know how to exp|ain to you that you wi|| die horrib|y & it wi|| not be aesthetic in the s|ightest
yo~u~ ca~n. ju~st se~a~rch the~ wo~rds i~n the~ re~ply a~nd re~chi~tt i~t. -Si~ste~r Ze~rli~n
ah, i should read nnore carefully, i nnistook the nanne of a connrade in this nnessage. disregard.
that clown preacher is kinda spittin
WHOOP WHOOP! I AM MORE THAN JUST A PREACHER, MY COLORFUL MOTHERFUCKER! I AM THE MOTHERFUCKIN HEAD OF THE CLURCH! YOU ONE THESE ALIENS LITTLE SISTER ZERLIN WHO RUNS MY FUCKIN ACCOUNT TOLD ME ABOUT?
COLORFUL HAIR IS ALWAYS A MOTHERFUCKIN PLUS. HOLD FAST TO THE COLORS YOU DO HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, EVEN IF YOU GOT SOME WEIRD MOTHERFUCKIN FEATURES, THE MESSIAHS SHAPED ALL SORTS OF FUCKIN ODDITIES TO EXPRESS THEIR MIRTH!
im so not used to the other reacts, my stupid human ass is like "mhm you like posts! thats how social media works!" but i can pity and shit
i just got hit wwith a sensory experience so bad it made me flap my entire arms like an inflatable arm man i need a haircut
girl u so thicc girl you so fine please be mine? so that i may caress? you?
FOUND MY MEDS!!! SUCK IT DAD mmmmm my normal pills
for the record, im not religious, i just have real bad religious delusions at times and knowing the actual intent and literary details helps so like if anyone has critical christian knowledge (as in critical analysis, not atheist gotchas) please throw it at me
to all you jovial merryment fans i remember when this happened and i remember how jovial's PR team tried to ERASE THE TRUTH BUT HERE IT IS JOVIAL MERRYMERNT AT JAN 6
sadly, as a cis man, i cannot get pregnant but shoutout to all the seahorses who can transmasc pregnancy win
whats the weird sex tag today fellas
AH LANCER DIED!
The fun thing about Cú Chulainn is that he already accomplished everything he wanted to in life. Merely being in a grail war at all is a flex, so he doesn't have a wish to stake his legacy on and will always be satisfied in death. Which, of course, pisses EMIYA off like very little else, since Cú's mere existence proves that Kiritsugu's dream IS viable in real life. ~ Ciel
oh to be gilgamesh fate stay night ooooooo let me have the EVERYTHING
i listen to foreign languages so often that i forget i have to read subtitles to understand them straight up watching chinese cosmetic horror stories and looked away to type something only to realise "wait i didnt catch any of that, i dont speak mandarin"
ayo what it mean when my kull score higher than my kult score
i miss when soundcloud was just free for all and didnt have constant hounding for pro subscriptions what happened to being a hobbist???
somedays youre jovial merriment, getting win after win after win but somedays youre OOB, stuck in a hell dimension of your own making surrounded by the twisted shadows of your every insecurity
people ship comely material morning with bullet n board, but personally im a comely material morning X downtown skybox shipper