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Jace Teilor

@uninspiredandTalentless

a human who is besties with a green guy @transcendantRebirth im not shaking for an newcastle city boy he/him

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1423Kull Score: 205113 followers14 following

i should prob start a vgen but also if i get more than 1 commission at a time i die

despite my icon, i do not usually wear an eyepatch i just had a killer headache that night

people think im stupid and i am stupid

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what the fuck is this game?????

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creation myth on a disc. ends the world, the player must design a new one by breeding frogs. #mykismesis was supposed to play it almost a decade ago but that ended up falling through.

i keep trying to forget my dad said that i came from a meteor is he, like, just insane or does anyone have this experience? because i feel equally insane even entertaining the thought but then i remember i literally do not have a mum nor any extended family

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This sounds fairly par for the course to me.

me TOO! my old man was weird like that as well

par for the course??? does... does it have somethin to do with "the game" everyone is talkin about or smth? i havent started yet but i got the disc

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Yes it does, I'm afraid. However, having arrived on a meteor likely strengthens your odds of winning, so I wouldn't fret too much about it until it is time for somebody to send your younger self on his way.

... good to know i guess

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It will make more sense when you get there.

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if you have bad self esteem, just remember im coming through your windows

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g0tta gIve me 50me warnIng here, the bee5 wIll get y0u If they d0n't kn0w y0ur 5cent

what if im wearing a beekeeper suit? ah? what then?

y0u'll have a bItch 0f a tIme fIttIng thr0ugh the wInd0w5... I'm g0nna grab my camera

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g guys my dad my dad just showed me a pic of me sittin on a meteor

i just asked my dad how he learned aliens existed and he said "well son, because youre an alien" i think hes bein schizo again im actually schizophrenic so i say schizo literal here, man needs meds

im messagin a new friend and i just had the funniest case of doublethink" human thought: we should help the unhoused, people in positions to aid them are morally obligated to do so troll thought: yeh its okay if someone eats them, thats one way of gettin them off the street like i genuinely now believe these both simultaneously

THE ART IN THAT VIDEO IS KILLING ME YOU CAN REALLY TELL IT WAS OVER A DECADE AGO OUGUGUH

oh no... if i found yuliya... then... [looks at my files and finds my 15 year old voice] NOOOOO

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WHY DO I SOUND THE SAME FUCK ME

y[ou]r vcv b[a]nk [i]s l[i]t[e]r[a]lly j[u]st y[ou] d[u]d[e], [i]dk wh[a]t t[o] s[a]y st[i]ll w[o]rk[i]ng [o]n th[a]t [AU] [E]NG r[e]cl[i]st

YULIYA'S VOICE ACQUIRED OH MY YULIIII

this site gives me such mad rejection sensitivity and i may be a bitch there is no but, that is end of sentence full stop send chitt

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rejec7$ you

AAOAUGUGUGHHHUGHHH OOOOOOOGUGUUGGH AAOGOGGUGUO

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woah ok $orry

oh thanks mate means the world

wanna be fr¡end$

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yipee!!!

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troll name carbon mnoxid

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im gonna sob, its been literally over a decade since she died yuliyaaaaaa im going to steal khrissy's PC and get her

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grandma uma with a painting career obtained f2p supremacy, im so horses up

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every day that troll posts i lose approximately three days off my lifespan

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》o3<《 mwah mwah bitch @ me next toime en maybe we can get our pitch on

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i could have gone my whole life without seeing your face and now i have to live knowing you have a goatee and a ratty moustache

new icon for my bestie

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Y[OOOOO]

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does gay culture exist for trolls because i feel like when i use gay slang or language im bein misunderstood as being misogynistic when in reality im always surrounded by women who like me because im the "sassy gay guy" in the group which is lowkey reductionist of them in terms of me because im bisexual

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im very limp wrist fairy rah rah sis boo ba boom yas yas and i oop

I Mean Some People Have Like Gender Preferences In 𖧧erms Of 𖧧heir A𖧧𖧧rac𖧧ion If 𖧧ha𖧧's Wha𖧧 You Mean? I Know A Couple 𖧧rolls Who Are Only Really In𖧧o Guys And Wha𖧧no𖧧. I Don'𖧧. 𖧧hink? 𖧧hey Have 𖧧heir Own Slang?

Yeah So 𖧧his Is Nonsense

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yeah, for humans, same sex attraction has been and still is persecuted under the idea of it being "unnatural" and so an entire culture has been built around it, initially for secrecy and safetly, but more recently as a form of pride and reclaimation and my point about having girl friends who reduce me to "sassy gay guy" (gay meaning same sex attraction in this case) is because that is a stereotype that homosexual men are effeminate and thus get along with women

idk if you mean this as a negative "you sound like an idiot and thus your point is null" or "this is literally a string of words i do not understand"

No𖧧 Sure Why You Would Assume 𖧧he Former, Hones𖧧ly! I'm Jus𖧧 Saying 𖧧he Sen𖧧ence Reads As Effec𖧧ively Gibberish

i do love eusocial bugs too but i feel like thats for the girlies all sisterhood and socialism, while males just fuck and die which tbh, might also be a win, idk mate i cant really ask the drones and alates what its like is that #nsfw? ill tag it regardless but idk if they even enjoy it

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so☭ialism is for all a☭☭ually

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oh shit its THE bug

i see. you are familiar with my work.

youre so right, i forgot termites have gender equality in the work force thanks for remindin me troll karl marx

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=oXO um'''' i think you,re kinda misunderstanding like all of it¡ yes a lot of eusocial insects, the ones trolls consider "males" often die after they have sex but that doesn,t mean that,s all they do¡ and do you think it,s necessarily much better for the queens either'''¿ everyone has their roles and all of those roles have upsides and downsides¡ it has nothing to do with gender or anything¡ #nsfw just in case also =oXO

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i☭ is wha☭ i am oure for

[BEGIN MESSAGE] he||0. c0me here. euz0cia| gender iz n0t exact|y divided int0 "ma|e" and "fema|e" |ike tthat. bezidez tthat. many 0f tthe 0nez in tthe "zizterh00d" zti|| ki|| each 0ther 0r are dizp0zab|e in z0me way. y0u are a|z0 |umping in a|| euz0cia| zpeciez in tt0gether. tthiz iz a p00r decizi0n and a|z0 inaccurate. a|z0. imp|icati0n 0f a tthing az "f0r tthe gir|iez" 0ften iz uzed tt0 make z0mething zeem zma||er 0r |ezzer. [END MESSAGE]

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=oXO hi pascal¡ i didn,t even think about the latter bit you,re so right¡¡¡ =:) =oXO

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] he||0 0rmici. i waz g0ing tt0 |ink y0u tt0 tthiz. it iz g00d tt0 zee y0u f0und y0ur way here independent|y. [END MESSAGE]

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=oXO i happened to be online already¡ yay¡ =oXO

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