The Exploiit
@confinedAnomaly
communal account on behalf of The Exploiit, run by Her Duplicious Sovereign's "Exploiit Enclosure" goldworkers on the flagship. he's an old "helmsman" but likes to be involved. he/him, it/its
"wa1twa1t wa1t wa1t" "now hang on what- what 1s that" "no, back, back aga1n, STOP" "THAT, what 1s that" "NO NO NO NO NONONO NO" ".......... fate 1s a cruel m1stress, th1s fuck1ng sucks, why 1s there even a badge for that"
"wh1ch one of you genu1nely enjoys torment1ng me because that wasnt there before"
⊹₊˚{ *n* }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ that like.... really sucks }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ i think youre old enough to know how to use your context clues }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }>_>{ full offense }˚₊⊹ ࣪
"young one 1 would not have asked for clar1f1cat1on otherw1se" "keep your secrets, whatever"
⊹₊˚{ am halfway through this historical visual novel about the life + times of a tragic orphaner from befoure the sequestration.... + OMG };_;{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ they dont hatch guys like this anymore #SOSAD #UGHHHH #hesliterallydead }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Um. Oh yes. I think I may have... swooned? I think that is what trolls do when overwhellmed with... the... impressiveness... of a mans... masculline willes?
"@callouslyCyn1cal 1 meant she as 1n the one who’s post we are under, not you. no need to have med1ated :/"
wvwell, wvwe don't havwe to get into the masculine part. dashing? yes. but let's be real. all romance is just confidence.
I suppose that is important, yes. And you certainlly are that. Confident. I can hardlly bellieve it even.
wvwhich means, by the transitivwe property, that i am ovwerflowvwing in romance and romantic vwigor. notice, the wvway you speak to me. entranced, i'd say. i could say the same about me to you. something something about guiding a blade, i'vwe heard sayings of this before.
⊹₊˚{ OH WOW!!!! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING??? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Totall War has had me thinking. Had I an immortall undead army, the rebellion woulld have been easy. Allas, I onlly knew one immortall undead and he... Ah... Was not a fighter.
"could’ve just asked” “no 1 don’t th1nk 1 would’ve part1c1pated 1n a real way that others would have wanted me to anyway, at least not at that po1nt 1n t1me” “see, so 1 occas1onally offered a1d, but that was few and sparse 1n between” “you ask me why, but cons1der what my l1fe was l1ke at the t1m- wa1t r1ght you don’t know that” “r1ght, see? so do you understand now? as a vagrant w1th a penchant for scaveng1ng and pedal1ng recycled wares, 1 d1d my best to m1nd my own bus1ness, because not do1ng so got you culled and be1ng as low on the caste, 1t would have been done for the enterta1nment of a local m1d or h1gh blood lord anyway” “1 regret that now though, 1n retrospect”"
here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
i don't wvwaste time arguing wvwith a talking center piece. grace my mantle or quiet yourself.
"regardless, 1 meant 1n my personal h1story, “p1ckup l1nes” and phrases of th1s cal1ber worked on others outs1de of taverns and rest stops on many occas1ons 1n my youth"
are you fucking serious. your quotation marks are your quirk? you ass. i thought you wvwere quoting me back to me. alright. cease the aggressions. tell me more.
"no asshole, these are d1rect quotes from me to those 1n charge of my enclosure space who then ch1t 1t d1rectly to you “the quotat1ons aren’t even my actual qu1rk, not even th1s letter to number sh1t” “now 1’m fuck1ng p1ssed” “eat sh1t 1 a1n’t tell1ng you anyth1ng"
oh come on, don't be so touchy. i swvwear, you livwing batteries get so upset so easily. howvw wvwas i to knowvw you had a handler? order that handler to make an apologetic face at you, from me, and then man up and tell me of the time this line wvworked for you at a tavwern. i'll share my story in turn. you havwe anything better to do? i doubt it.
"tell that guy 1’m not say1ng sh1t” “no 1 don’t care 1f you’re all cur1ous too” “…ok f1ne maybe later dur1ng your break but 1’m st1ll p1ssed r1ght now"
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"THANK GOD, F1NALLY"
It is lliterally so over
"no such th1ng, you can eas1ly bounce back" "wa1t no dont post that 1t cant take 1t ser1ously"
Back to the cello it is. Best distract mysellf
"what about that garden the lad1es keep tell1ng me about"