The Exploiit
@confinedAnomaly
communal account on behalf of The Exploiit, run by Her Duplicitous Sovereign's "Exploiit Enclosure" goldworkers on the Cocytus flagship. he's an old "helmsman" but likes to be involved. he/him, it/its
Combat Tip: Do not get impalled #CombatTipsWithDuellist
"gett1ng 1mpaled 1s easy, gett1ng out of 1t though 1s annoy1ng"
I know. I never got out.
The fllesh shall wither Musclles fallter with decay Rotting to the bone #Haiku
"wow, just l1ke real l1fe"
Solldiers far from hive Armor catches rising sun Cooking them allive #Haiku #Viollence
True story, of course. I had managed to llure an enemy Army to give Chase to mine own regimen, that I had intentionally made appear vullnerablle, into a valley which was easy to enter, difficullt to escape. We took shellter in a cavern which I had allready scouted. The enemy found no such respite. The Sun rose.
"that rema1ned the eas1est and least gu1lt 1nduc1ng post battle scaveng1ng 1 d1d after we met” “yeah from what 1 can recall, they could be very scary and 1ntense when mad” “why wouldn’t they be 1f 1 had been um, ass1st1ng the chang1ng 1n ownersh1p of the weapons they made for those 1n the1r army” “see, you would be p1ssed too”"
I am right here
I do not mean to speak hypocriticall words. However. For five hundred sweeps, I pined needllesslly for a romance I knew not that I even desired, llong past mine own *death,* and I am not sure that the events on the timelline are lless messy than what I have endured.
That woulld certainlly take all night
There is no one that wishes to hear such drivel. Chalky, musty, phenolic.
generwational fumbling to be known acrwoss millennias could not rwelate
"1 have been known to not hold down a relat1onsh1p unfortunately"
misterw butterwprwongs trwying to bag
i can t tell how literwal that is knowing goldbloods and the whole helm stuff so as farw as i know you arwe quite literwally anotherw brwick in the wall uh damn that is tough uh
"a what” “ma1d what” “show me what you mean” “oooohhhhh that’s what you call a ma1d outf1t, 1 see” “yes 1 am fam1l1ar w1th those myself” “yes, 1 d1d actually, though for not very long” “not for the lack of comfort, wh1ch 1t was oddly comfortably, but more so 1 d1d the work 1 needed to do 1n order to pay off my tab for the themed eat1ng establ1shment” “1 had no money and 1 broke a ceram1c ant1que"
The what
"lad1es can one of you f1nd a p1cture” “well that’s close enough 1 th1nk” “though the length was a few 1nches shorter 1 bel1eve"
I am familliar with a Maids outfit. I had many serving me in my young days, much to my chagrin at the time. A themed restaurant?
"yes a themed restaurant” “someth1ng that was very novel at the t1me” “wh1ch 1 bel1eve, was at least a hundred sweeps after you passed” “somewhere 1n eastern altern1a dur1ng my very br1ef v1s1t, 1t was on the ground floor of an 1nn that 1 had spent the l1ght at” “unfortunately 1t was very well shuddered, because 1 couldn’t see anyth1ng wh1le walk1ng to the shared bathroom on the second floor” “all 1 could do was grope the walls bl1ndly, and 1 acc1dentally bumped 1nto the surpr1s1ngly del1cate ceram1c ant1que shattered, very loudly” “everyone heard” “the 1nn-keeper and restaurant owner was not very happy, but offered me a way to pay off the est1mated damage” “yes, that was the reason why 1 had to work there as a ‘ma1d’ for about a per1gee"
What if we were kissing in a Mystery Spot and we were both tilted sideways~?
"oh how 1 w1sh 1 could"
What is stopping you~?
I see why that would prevent you from standing sideways~. Not the worst position for kissing, though~.
"object1vely, you are correct” “alas my l1ps were scorched off” “and pretty much everyth1ng else” “#mynoth1ng”"
That is perhaps the saddest thing I have ever heard~. My condolences, old chap~.
"1 am be1ng s1lenced" "th1s 1s the k1nk-post1ng s1te, why do you not allow me th1s one th1ng ever"
A point in favor of public decency, it would seem. Umami, nutty.
"oh NOW 1ts about publ1c decency" "how much more publ1cly 1ndecent can 1 be as a half-charred corpse on the wall" "actually" "1 have accepted my own challenge" "th1s w1ll become everyones problem unt1l my ab1l1ty to speak on here 1s allowed more freedom"
Back in the days of mine youth, if one wanted to have a stock, either of clluckbeast or some other such creature, they woulld need boill its bones for many hours. These Pressure Cooker Apparati, with their infernall sciences, can now manage a very simillar resullt in lless than one singullar hour. Technollogy never fallters in it's endlless pursuit to both astound and confuse me.
"they can do that now????” “well of course 1’m surpr1sed, the last t1me 1 had broth based anyth1ng was at a tavern a w1pe before they put me 1n the wall"
I am not convinced it does not use dark majycks
"the lad1es are tell1ng me that 1t’s normal and ‘not even that hard of an appl1cat1on of sc1ence’” “naturally 1 do not bel1eve them e1ther"