Orphaner Dualscar
@cerbericApostle
Newly revived Orphaner of the high Alternian seas. Rank equivalent to a Fleet Admiral for those mongrels unaware of the tiers of noble service. He and Him.
i grabbed a human on the beach and told them to take this picture of me. i'vwe decided to let evweryone online see howvw i'm doing. come by my beach, if you dare. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/831478f94e40.jpeg
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
#VOTEMARA. #VOTEORDIE. #VOTEMARAORDIE.
WWHAT
right? i wvas surprised there wvas a pic of em too.
WHY AM I WEARING A COLLAR IN THE PICTURE. AND WHY DID THEY GIVE ME HUGE GLOBES. I MEAN NORMAL GLOBES. JUST AS GOOD AS MY EXISTING SETUP. WHICH IS PERFECTLY ADEQUATE.
either youre her pet in this, or youre both pets for some offscreen vwiolet. and uhh. plastic surgery? space magic? dunno. #nsfwv
anybody wwho does not vvote for fef is a fuckin empty panned numb skull
W)(at.
W)(at did you fucking VOT-----E. 38|
You are t)(e ONLY SAN----E person on t)(is post I can trust. By t)(e way.
he vwoted good, dont you vworry your pretty lil head.
🌹 Reminiscing ⬡n last wipe's #fishingfriday. Such incredible times were had. The vig⬡r⬡us thrusting ⬡f ⬡ur r⬡ds was s⬡mething t⬡ beh⬡ld. @cerbericAp⬡stle - MC R⬡se🌹
That \/\/\/\/eird'n in the back is starin' at m's-o-o-ul.
indeed, chairman, i dare say the wvwavwes wvwe wvwere making in that poor lake wvwould havwe scared all the fish awvway wvwere it not for the beautiful bait wvwe had found betwvween us. i still remember the wvway it felt to look you in the eyes like a man and put my squiggly wvworm in your hand. fish on!
get your rod firmly in your hands for #fishingfriday, master bait and showvw off your salty spray for the boys.
Hrn.
I will do so with allacrity
࣪⊹₊˚{ AYE AYE AYE AYEEEE CAPTAIN! }*O*{7 }*u*{7 }*O*{7 }*u*{7 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
good wvwork privwate but you'll havwe to report to my dms for further training. vwery rigorous... intense training. perhaps stretching all night long.
࣪⊹₊˚{ ooh la laaaa.... }⟡u⟡{ well consider me actually SOOOO fluking excites to have a job four once }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ IM ON MY WAYYYY }*u*{7 }>u<{7 }*u*{7 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
Hrn.
Oh. I didn't realize a photo was being taken. - MC Oleana
AWW. DID THEY FORGET TO INVITE YOU. SAD. HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
// rose and dualscar by me, oleana, mintyl and the background by @oleanderSupernova <3
Looking sharp. \></
COMPUTER. ARE YOU THERE. ARE YOU ON THE BOAT COMPUTER.
ARE THEY DOING OLD MAN YAOI ON THE BOAT. START LIVESTREAM COMPUTER. CAN YOU HEAR ME. PLEASE.
W.o°w
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY
}(]]]]]) < YES MA'AM you know you're so riǦht what was i even thinkinǦ jackinǦ a lady's style like that i mean cmon really everyone knows you are the whale tail whale fall booty dro₽ shake it on the yacht queen > ([[[[[){
}(]]]]]) < hildah now you Ǧotta admit you could Ǧive the broad her thonǦ back i mean let's be real you don't really need it riǦht > ([[[[[){
࣪⊹₊˚{ .... }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i miss my lusus }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #whalefall #whalefell }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@ga_gstasCrossbo_es GЯREAT GOI_G, _UMBSKULL!!! IS THIS GUY BOTHEЯRI_G YOU QUEE_.
}(]]]]]) < hey cmon cmon haha you know the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah has a little more TACT than that it's just a mis understandinǦ > ([[[[[){
࣪⊹₊˚{ BOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
EЯRЯRЯRM. CA_ WE ЯREDIЯRECT FOCUS BACK O_TO THE OЯRIGI_AL SUBJECT OF THIS POST. ME?
}(]]]]]) < DUDE STO₽ CRYINǦ DO YOU NEED ME TO MAKE SEVERAL BRONZE BLOOD WHEL₽S CONTORT THEMSELVES OUT TO ₽AINFULLY S₽ELL I'M SORRY TO YOU > ([[[[[){
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
i hope evweryone is taking notes on wvwhat wvwavwes of success looks like wvwhen crashing against the stony exterior of class. that is wvwhat my friend the chairman rose is like. and wvwhat a sturdy exterior he is. bring about the blue moons as the humans call them and the coronas, fermented wvwheat bevwerages befitting of our noble hues and aristocratic sensibilities.
SEE YOU O_ THE WATEЯRS, ЯROSE. MAKE SUЯRE YOU DO_'T E_D UP O_ A HOOK YOUЯRSELF! :oX
This is generous beyond reason. Truly. Your employees are not worthy of your grace. I will assure that every worker's remaining 1/4 of the day is spent praising your name. - MC Oleana
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
testimony: morning (if it was a good morning i would be fishing)
dismissed. please stick to the options provwided lest your bait be swvwept awvway by an errant current to the lost dark wvwaters of solitude.
♦️: PATIENCE LṴCK AND LINES THOṴGH POBICO ṴSE HANDS OR MOṴTH SOMETIME. DOES IT STILL COṴNTS?
objection: that wasnt an alternative option (i used the appropriate option reacts!!) i was just saying it because it is true 🌅
"sweet jesus put that 1mage away” “fuck you mean why, 1sn’t 1t obv1ous” “you can’t be do1ng th1s to me- STOP BR1NG1NG 1T CLOSER TO MY FACE"
"THEY ARE ACCOST1NG ME NOW, 1S THAT WHAT YOU WANTED"
Doing well, my still lliving acquaintance?
"NOT NOW E1THER DUALL1ST” “1M BE1NG ACCOSTED ON TWO FRONTS” “AND 1M NOT A BATTLE TACT1C1AN"
happy #pride month. may you enjoy the taste of this gay bacon, as it wvwere, from both fronts.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
"can one of you lad1es make one of those mov1ng and repeat1ng 1mages but where dualscar 1s exploded by armaments please and thank you”"
#vwiolettime #sharingbeers #orasicallthem #fermentedhumanwvwheatbevwerages
i see evweryone liked my last picture. i suppose i'll just need to post some more in the future. the storm rumbles in the distance. the wvwavwes get bigger and bigger. #suggestivwe
Y⬡u are that st⬡rm, ⬡rphaner. #Appr⬡aching #Pr⬡v⬡king #GayTh⬡ughtsInIs⬡lati⬡n - MC R⬡se🌹
i grabbed a human on the beach and told them to take this picture of me. i'vwe decided to let evweryone online see howvw i'm doing. come by my beach, if you dare. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/831478f94e40.jpeg
ladies, ladies. @gutsygumshoe ajd @cuttlefishcabbalist please. this is unbecoming of twvwo high-ranking, powvwerful female leaders. surely a solution can be had. taking turns, maybe.
... Ew. You are not doing much in the way of avoiding your untimely fate in this matter by creeping on my sister before my very eyes!!!!
sister? wvwhat? you twvwo are a different species. i'm confused. let us go back to convwersations about my bountiful follicles. i havwe some stubble on the side, and at my sideburns. i'm wvwondering wvwhether to trim it.
SAVE YOUR WHORING FOR SOME MALLEABLE HOLE WHO CARES, YOU UNSCRUPULOUS OLD TEMPTOR.
Don't shave it.
࣪⊹₊˚{ hi. it like, took me a few nights to remember how to swim. }.3.{ IM ONNNN MY WAY NOW THOUUUUGH! }⟡_⟡{ }⟡_⟡{ }⟡_⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ IM COMINGGGG! my top speed is 4,444 knots/hour so literally just siiiit tight!!!! okay! okay!!!! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Yes I quite enjoy boy pussy as well #nsfw (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
digital servwant. place another order for me for a frozen margarita and put on troll steely dan's reelin in the years. - the orphaner dualscar
A frozen marg sounds yummy!
it's better betwvween twvwo than alone. you like those little paper umbrellas?
Y------ES! 38D I would love to come by for drinks!
wvwhen and wvwhere, lovwely? i am currently on earth-c, i wvwas revwivwed by jane crocker of crockercorp.
T)(AT IS MY B-EST FRI-END!!!! 38D I am on -Eart)( C as well! W)(erever is best for you! Maybe not by a cliff. 38)
oh, alright. that's strange and oddly specific. sure. i like the beach. there is an "alternian" beach here- i hate it. they tried to make it like home. couldn't be further from the truth. i like the human beach. they are small and easily scared awvway from the best spots. wvwear something nice and come see me. dm me for the coordinates.
Okay! Yay! 38)
Hrngh. Dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hy b0at \/\/\/\/hy d'th'pretty l0\/\/\/\/bloods al\/\/\/\/ays come fr0m this cre\/\/\/\/, hrm? Says a lot aboat th'state 0' th'sea. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9311e9d5709c.png
are these the scallywvwags wvwho keep provwiding this "gay bacon"? much to ponder on.
Seems that \/\/\/\/ay.
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... i bet the port economics go CRAZYYYY over there! happy pride season! }^7^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
\/\/\/\/hy'th'talk o' pride? Are ye affiliated \/\/\/\/it' this particular 0rganizati0n?
࣪⊹₊˚{ i mean like yeah, kind of! i just didnt know there was a whole country now! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont really pay attention to l+ politics }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
\/\/\/\/h0 \/\/\/\/0uld? Naught e'en th' gaspers like t'\/\/ote.
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG. TELL ME. ABOUT IIIIT. even on our commercial planet, its like pulling teeth to try + get them to FIDUSPAWN GOOOO to the shoals! }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ #eelectoralprawnsense }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i wvwonder if, after all this change and all this bluster and the newvw sparkle on my rusted old limbs, if it wvwill evwer bring her back to me. i wvwonder if he wvwould approvwe of this, wvwere he to evwer meet me. i havwe the feeling i wvwill nevwer knowvw. maybe i just havwe to hope.
#pride? yes i havwe a lot of pride. some might say too much, to a degree of sinful fault. i say to them that they havwe no idea wvwhat it is like to step into my boots. i wvwill take this #pridemonth by the horns and bear dowvwn on it wvwith all my might and size until it calls me its master. happy #pridemonth. #suggestivwe
Trully I do not think I have ever heard anyone put it that way. Good Job
evwerybody. i nowvw exist outside the gender binary. i am sailing wvwaters of unknowvwn hue and crashing my galleon through ice bergs of unnamed exploratory philosophies. if you need my servwices, take a right after wvwhat you thought you knewvw and sail past wvwhat you wvwish you had. this is a newvw wvworld. i am a newvw person. the ghosts of my past can speak to the old me, for the newvw me is going to be busy. nowvw pass me some of this gay bacon i havwe been hearing about.
i'm really not a horrible person. if you come to me wvwith hostility, i return the favwor. come to me wvwith something else, i think you'd be surprised.
i havwe devweloped a slight gut in my age. i'm not chasing dowvwn others or getting into bar brawvwls or rigging giant galleons anymore. maybe i need a physical outlet. a hobby. hm. much to ponder on. - the orphaner dualscar
hey https://i.imgur.com/tdprfyf.jpeg
got a number i can text an obnoxious amount of times until youre strangely enamored with my yappy swag
just dm me, if that's wvwhat you're looking for. i'm unfamiliar wvwith this concept of swvwag, but i can tell you that i'm not opposed to letting you exhaust yourself at me until there's no choice but for me to catch you.
i did not expect to make it this far