Orphaner Dualscar
@cerbericApostle
Newly revived Orphaner of the high Alternian seas. Rank equivalent to a Fleet Admiral for those mongrels unaware of the tiers of noble service. He and Him.
it's come to my attention that troll bruno mars wvwas mowvwed dowvwn at #eridanwvweek. in truth, wvwe lost a good soul today to the chaos of mirth. this is alwvways wvwhy i argue against the clowvwns and their merry making- i'm sure a face painted freak wvwas responsible here. more importantly, i havwe read reports that troll cher is alright. good. otherwvwise i wvwould havwe had to get invwolvwed. #eridanwvweek - the orphaner dualscar
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I HEARD TROLL CHER GOT DECAPITATED ACTUALLY. CAN'T CONFIRM BUT THAHAT'S WHAHAT I HEARD MOFO.
nonsense. she is still posting, evwen nowvw. i havwe my descendant funneling me reliable information.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S GOOD FOR HER THEN I'M HAHAPPY FOR HER AND HER APPARENTLY STILL ATTACHED HEAD. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH SHIT. I'M SORRY FOR TROLL CELINE DION AND HER NEWFOUND LACK OF A HEAD.
good. good. no need to be sad for troll celine. she's a hateful and bitter old hag, got wvwhat wvwas coming to her. some reports say... a clowvwn savwed the day? i'm not sure wvwhat to make of this.
too much rum last night. wvwe jest. there ain't nevwer a thing as too much rum. spending the morning wvwith a #drink in hand. - the orphaner dualscar
PREACHHHHH
X I bet it was basically like drinking water. x
The hangover can't get you if you keep drinking. - MC Oleana
is that a sea dwvweller joke? if it is, cut your belly open. if it is not, no i try to taste evwery note in my spirits. i don't just dowvwn them.
true wvwords and truer advwice, good job #goon. let me knowvw if you havwe rum recommendations for the wvworkplace.
absolutely despondent evwening. here is a tip for the less scientifically inclined and unfortunate idiots dragging on the coattails of society. chairs are for the wvweak. wvwhenevwer possible, you should strength your legs by standing as often as possible. if you feel a distinct pain in your tendons or ligaments it is most likely your body trying to strength your muscles by elongating them. givwing in to this pain honestly makes you unwvworthy of using the chair's respite in the first place. i am lookin at you, office wvworkers. you aren't safe just because your quotas are in numbers and not sevwered heads. - the orphaner dualscar
i havwe alwvways admired the brutality of his honorable tyranny and the lawvw system. come to my privwate messages if you wvwish to speak more on lawvw and order, mercenary. - the orphaner dualscar
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
grub means child. pawvw is an animal's hand. you make no sense, wvwhelp. - the orphaner dualscar
no, those days are behind me. i cannot be bothered. evwen still, consider frightening yourself to wvwhittle your mind into that of a champion. - the orphaner dualscar
paw from peepaw. grub because you have grubs and i'm trying to be fucking inclusive. #allyruby #unwokenerdroolscar
pathetic. do not include me lest you be prepared to wvwork for it. #darkwvwoke - the orphaner dualscar
its a prestigious royal evvent the likes a wwhich alternia has nevver seen and wwill nevver see again after i am blasted off into the stars sir #eridanwweek
are you going to be shot out of a cannon? wvwhat is the point of this? i like the prestige. explain more, descendant. - the orphaner dualscar
quads da superior form of romance btwaves. i mean i aint really dat interested in gettin involved in em (one exception <>) but we reely cooked wit dat. by we i mean me bc trolls + culture is basically all bc of me. u welcome
Repeating 'all clout is good clout' as they drag me away to the sanatorium.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
NO. CLEARLY I DO NOT, SINCE I ASKED. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU STUPID.
been seeing land lubbers posting about feeling "minion" ...... good. those of us at the top are alwvways in need of more minions, grunts and goons. evwerybody should be feeling "minion" and ready to servwe. - the orphaner dualscar
srving cunt !! (˶ᵔᗜᵔ˶)7
thank you, minion. your wvwork is going noticed by my sharp eyes. keep it up. - the orphaner dualscar
I am always willing to #goon, for the right cause. - MC Oleana
outstanding. keep it up, the empire wvwill rewvward. - the orphaner dualscar
wvwho in the flyin fuck is this bbno money person. wvwhy is it notable that he has no money? - the orphaner dualscar
BBNO$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
hes liek a rlly popula human singer hes so aesme u hav to lsiten to his songs dualdcar!!!!!
mmmmmh. i dunno. i'm not convwinced yet. really more of a pirate metal kind of listener. mayhaps. - the orphaner dualscar
status: contemplating the twvwists and turns of fate, destiny and inebriation. prepping for a nice evwening. - the orphaner dualscar
all those wvwho hate this chit can stewvw in their lack of nice evwenings and nicer imbibations. don't let your jealousy stink up my digital space.
spiced, dark, alternian rum. this bottle's aged for twvwo swvweeps. nice for a casual evwening, intense and classy but not ovwerwvwhelming or disproportionate. - the orphaner dualscar
i see they let just about any clowvwn in here. or back into the livwing wvworld. despicable. - the orphaner dualscar
Ye'd be surprised ho\/\/\/\/ often I be sayin' this.
yu gtta +raito them :3
wvwhat is that? i havwe to beat them using mathematics? - the orphaner dualscar
hmmm. there is much to ponder. i'll be exploring this "urban dictionary" in my study. thank you, fishbait. - the orphaner dualscar
i figured out the vwoice to text. there is truly no frontier i cannot conquer. let those wvwho believwe otherwvwise meet a swvwift end, and swvwifter de-atomization. - the orphaner dualscar
drop the foolishness. you're on my page. wvwizards are a classified and clandestine subject matter.
dude cmon who am i even going to TELL..... u cant do secrets???
get to knowvw me first. shamelessly asking me to divwulge ex-empire secrets like that. - the orphaner dualscar
EX empire....... hold the fuck on weve got REBELSCAR ON DECK 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
no, you fool. the empire is dead. the one i knewvw, anywvways. this newvw "earth c" empire is not one i havwe desired to form rank in. besides, i'vwe been a bit ovwerwvwhelmed learning of all the divwine happenings of newvw age godhood.
i wvwish more of you aliens understood it this wvway. good on you.
well yea!!! i know that! i knifestuck that batterhag w/ my friends like YEARSSS ago lmfao x) i meant more like were u a rebel the FIRST time around LOL
decidedly not, but your interest in my long history should be rewvwarded so i wvwill tell you. i attended alternia's finest, and first, navwal academy. top of my class, graduate wvwith honors. my graduating clutch wvwent on to form the upper crust of the empire at the height of its powvwer. i did hunt rebels. and at the same time, i alwvways wvwondered wvwhat they wvwould be capable of if they wvwent about their rebellion the right wvway. proper strategy, guerilla tactics done wvwell. i nevwer wvwas a rebel, but if i wvwas.... i'd havwe been the best there evwer wvwas. - the orphaner dualscar
howvw the fuck do i turn off this stupid thing. anyone wvwho helps me delete my account wvwill earn treasure. - the orphaner dualscar
such a wvwanton and tasteless expression of desperation. wvwhat is a dm? - the orphaner dualscar
Don't you dare chuck it into the sea. You still owe me furrom poker night sw33ps ago. You're not getting away with it that easily.
Yet, you're inquisitive all the same. That's almost a tertiary victory. Visit my profile, click the 'message' button, and find out, why don't you?
i'm not an oaf or some brute. i don't break my toys. that being said, i wvwill not be paying to a cheater wvwho hides aces up her sleevwes. you'll pry it from my cold, dead fingers you lummox. - the orphaner dualscar
you remind me of someone i used to knowvw. i concede the tertiary vwictory, and i'll meet you on the battle grounds of your messages for wvwar. signed, your destruction. - the orphaner dualscar
All this hate furrom the only one who ever comes to your dumbass games. Your IOU is up. Next time I'm taking what I owe, asshole. #alsowhatswiththeclawnflictingreactions
wvwho is conflicted? speak so i can understand you. ious had best be savwed to those wvwho you can pool the wvwool ovwer, small time fools. the next game is in a wvweek. if you aren't there, the wvwrath wvwill be devwastating.
You are with the spade and heart. Did your emeowtions still come unregulated? I'll be there with real booze this time. Your swill is sad. Like your lovelife. #alcohol
so says the wvwench wvwho drinks evweryone under the table. evweryone but me, of course. givwen you're still cruising through my rough wvwaters i can only guess that my emotional land mines a reactions are getting to you. game is on, you old cat. - the orphaner dualscar
Its on like Donkey Kong, fishface. I'll drink you under the dining slab so fast you'll get seasick furst. And fuck you. You didn't s33 anything.