♦ pitied by @cerbericApostle
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
Don't shave it.
SORRY. Derp moment! But I actually saw a really cute guy wit)( a mustac)(e w)(ose number i meant to send you!
Get OUT o)( )(is mentions girl.
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
Doing well, my still lliving acquaintance?
"FUCK YOU"
"THEY ARE ACCOST1NG ME NOW, 1S THAT WHAT YOU WANTED"
"NONONO NO NO N O"
"NOT NOW DUALSCAR"
"sweet jesus put that 1mage away” “fuck you mean why, 1sn’t 1t obv1ous” “you can’t be do1ng th1s to me- STOP BR1NG1NG 1T CLOSER TO MY FACE"
"no"
"well the lad1es should always get a ra1se regardless but th1s t1me…"
"WHY D1D YOU RECH1TT TH1S"
"my l1fe 1s a fuck1ng n1ghtmare"
... Tease.
Yes, of course, right away, sir. I will make sure it fits in the noo- book. - MC Oleana
Good fucking gravy.
⬡leana! Just the lady I wanted t⬡ speak with. Yes, let's get this excursi⬡n b⬡⬡ked. - MC R⬡se🌹
I kn⬡w that's right. Well appraised, my g⬡⬡d man. I shall have t⬡ see if the st⬡ries they tell ⬡f the ⬡rphaner Dualscar's pr⬡f⬡und athleticism and penchant f⬡r masculine cameraderie are true. - MC R⬡se🌹
Hhhokay. I'd be happy to facilitate, if you and the Chairmancer would like to pai- sailing together. I'll put it on the schedule. - MC Oleana
I cant fuck every amp0ra, theyll get mad at me #nsfw
Bro they (if you know you know) can't keep giving my moirail Covid like this.
I am g-o-o-ing t-o-o- break y-o-o-ur arm if s-o-o-meh-o-o-w what y-o-o-u've said inspires all the beautiful pe-o-o-ple -o-o-f chittr d-o-o-t ing t-o-o- st-o-o-p p-o-o-sting shirtless selfies. I KN-O-O-W where y-o-o-u live.
O)( dear N-EPTUN-E.
X That is not the outfit of someone who is doing great Source: I’m wearing basically the same thing but with a white button up x
X You’re doing as shittily as I am, noted x
#vAguuuepos|tng https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/3A55Ad425595.webp
ofc tAhts the fr|st fuck|n post he sees fml #vAguepsot|ng
⊹₊˚{ NOOOO, dont look! i can probably catch WAAAAY BIGGER THAN THAT ONE!!!! }*o*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ OH WOW!!!! }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING??? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I have been enjo+ying a game called Candy Crush.
- Oops! Haha, look at this ENTIRELY CANDID picture of mme that @oleanderSupernova mmanaged to snag earlier, fromm right after I fell! 😅 Now... how in the mmetrically-mmeasured heck did she mmanage to do that? LOL! What lucky timming! 😆😆🤣 - I still have no idea how this happened. But one thing's for sure. You know wommen, folks? Yeah. 🙂↕️ They sure can get the Job done. 😌😌 #SittingMyNubsDown #AndListening - https://i.ibb.co/HfRb9qGC/Mintyl.png
That's reassuring to hear. If that's the case, you have my blessing. Keep him up long into the day, if you have to. Whatever it takes to drill it into him. - MC Oleana
Why did you tag me in this. A superior stretching out his whimpering trainee is none of my concern. Unless it conflicts with your work hours with Macro Cullsmos. In which case you should definitely message me about it. - MC Oleana
- @oleanderSupernova @archiveAddict Ermm, hi ladies, should I tag this as #RankBait, or
worDs DO have a way of gettin a bitch rileD up. y'know what? i'll take your worD for it. i got My own ways though. Maybe i shoulD give My own aDvice...
No, you are not alone. I think this is a very enlightened perspective and I thank you for sharing it. - MC Oleana
we hav 2 many dilfs we need more milfs n gilfs
- For mme to call mmyself... - The "Neophyte Lonescar"? 🥹
)(e)(. diggin up my old outfit )(ad me find some ot)(er digs i )(ad for some old pinups i did. s)(it, just fitted myself on t)(is one again. looked at it in t)(e mirror; still fuckin' got it. )(ot damn. #suggestive )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_46016853b67b39e45659bcd2156e93a0.png?179147
for all t)(e stupidity you t)(row my way, all t)(e calls to moral and reason, all t)(e rebellion you can muster, youre all gutless, spineless, wort)(less worms in my s)(eer greatness and power. )(ere, )(ave anot)(er morsel of meat: t)(is was from a )(alloween pinup a good w)(ile back. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_9c4a1d60d0aefb3959fd63314a798cf6.jpeg?205394
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(. )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A. yannow w)(at. one more scrap for you sad dogs. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//images/15/d42b67f49b6c5fe969dc999122d154cb.png?153518 #suggestive
It's a bit tacky, but quite co+mfo+rtable. And depending o+n where yo+u are, quite the fashio+n statement.
Call that Bad Beach Solidarity. 38)
vote now on your phones... who should i make next - roxy - jane - callie - someone else?
What kind of pity beclaws that says a lot coming from you.
:33 < a chainsaw is a great sign of respect in nepawta cultpurre
You s33, for my specific descendant she has never b33n what society calls normal. In fact, if she efur is again, run. If she's offuring you a chainsaw as a welcome gift, she's being herself.
:33 < this is a public purrvice ameowncement https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3646621278.2459/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
o....
the help are you talking about. do trolls even have bones?
I appreciate ho+w candid many o+f yo+u are. It is refreshing to+ be in a fo+rum where revo+lutio+naries are free to+ express the truth. Death to+ the Empire.
What is "Milf"?
Hot dads hot dads hot dads oh my. All of this said, I cannot go after another seadweller it is embarrassing. Please do not worry about it.
Sounds rough, kid. Did you splint it purroperly?
Greetings, I have returned from my hunt (and the rest thereafter). Apologies if I am slow to reply or making typing mistakes, my left arm is currently inoperable. I am not gravely injured do not fret. How are all of you on this blessed day? Looking forward to reading all your posts while I'm on this forced rest. 👍 Ego sum ira Domini.
My back hurts. I hate getting old.
hes liek a rlly popula human singer hes so aesme u hav to lsiten to his songs dualdcar!!!!!
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Always a shame to see a good bro fail to practice the philanthropic values they preach. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f41a3ab89f34.png
Count me in. See the red 'x'? Consider giving that a press, after plundering my DM's, maybe.