Vriska Serket, the Lemnisc8!
@arachneanGambit
luckiest girl in any room and i refuse to apologize for it. if you lost to me you probably deserved it. FLARP veteran. pirate enthusiast. licensed disaster.
Oh shit it's pailing season on Alternia? Half of you lonely losers are going to DIE! ::::D Chittr will miss you. Average user count will dwindle 8ack to 80. #nsfw #violence
it'll be sad to see ya 6o!
Yeah, you'll 8e enjoying the afterlife while I still have to pump air in my lungs.
vriska help i am dr0wning in bitches i kn0w i hate y0u with all my being but please
What? Need me to cull your suitors? ::::)
i d0 n0t kn0w there are s0 many i d0 n0t kn0w what t0 d0
Mindfang versus Mindfang is an alright fight. The mirror match *I* want to see is every single Eridan on this we8site put in a giant fish tank and each given a knife. ::::) #violence
WWhy wwould you do this to me :<
Win.
WWell actually I do havve some swword fightin experience, wwhich might givve an edge in such a fight...
::::) May8e I should take wagers then!
Fuuuuuuuuck. I lost.
lost what
That Grim8ark Guard just used me as a 8attering ram through half of my planet's arch8ecture.
whoop his ass and give him an extra blow for me
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3154578ac631.png Watching this, drinking some tea, enjoying my time!
My condolences to the chronically 8itchless denizens of Chittr.ing.
nah let em whine its a lotta fun watchin em fumble
I wouldn't admit that.
You're welcome.
"Someone should kill that guy." Do it yourself? #violence
It's genuinely 8affling how many people will complain a8out a person and then do nothing a8out it! Kill him, 8lock him, or shut upppppppp already. #violence
Exaaaaaaaactly. We're so smart, twin.
Emphasis on 8locking and shutting up imo. Your f8 is in your own hands on this one!
I mean, killing is also pretty good. I say 8ring him to FLARPlanet and let everyone get a try. ::::)
Have you seen the way these Cronii respawn???????? I swear, they've got some fucked up dou8le death immunity.
I personally think they don't respawn. They are like roaches. More exist than you thought. If there are some on your walls, there's hundreds under the fridge!
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i mean i sent him 2 the border of nothing/everythang in a hyperbolic time chamber kinda way to block him irls but i dont think it rly worked.....
I agree with the sentiment 8ut the phrasing just makes me imagine a tutorial video on DIY Murder, that's hysterical holy shit
I write to inform you that I read all Scratch posts, including the Curatrix's, in the 'Hewwo Heiwess' Dredditor Voice Meme from Slitter and Finstagram.
Also, Slitter is not Twitter, or Chittr, some secret third thing.
Alright, freaks and geeks. You have 88ed me successfully into ela8or8ing on something near and dear to my thumper. I am going to put a disclaimer in here that not only do I not pail out of choice, 8ut dynamics that involve collars and the like are not inherently sexual in nature! They could just 8e expressions of power, respect, and trust. You are all a8out collars. 8asically, 8DSM Step 1.1, just a hair over 'Hey 8a8y wanna change away from missionary?' 8ut, let's 8e real. Most of you are only interested in the idea of wearing a collar as a choker so that when you go to the clu8, you're seen as a little freaky at 8est. None of you have *ever* 8een in a true dynamic. It shows. ::::) What? Are all of you into 8eastplay? Huh? You want to 8e taken care of 8y your weird owner-human-pet relationship? I 8et you don't even wanna sleep in a kennel. That's right, humans put their animals in kennels and many don't even let them on the furniture. So, get used to that, I guess! If you're not a poser, anyway. Canid 8ased petplay is the most common form of petplay, 8ut it really evolved when you start looking at it from a grander structure. The secondmost common alternative form of 8eastplay is hoof8eastplay. Which turns routine care and affections into maintenance, performance, exercise, and a deeper trust 8etween handler and hoof8east. 8ut that's still surface level. I 8et most of you are scared to have a riding crop replace your putried little clicker! That's fine! You only have to engage in fetishes that you actively seek to engage in. I, myself, think that it's surface level and there's a whole sea to explore. Let's go 8ack to 8ark8eastplay. What's past a collar? Some treats? The clicker? Well, if you wanna 8ark like a 8itch, you're going to get treated like one! From 8eing forced into a 8itchsuit that restricts your lim8s and forces you to walk on your el8ows and knees, to 8e taken on pu8lic walks and ridiculed! There's so much more than just collars! Frankly. I think collars are kind of just a gimmick. It's like, the LARPer's introduction to darker forms of romance, sexual experiences, and true trust. I have a lot more to say on the topic, 8ut I made myself mad thinking a8out it all. Now I'm going to go 8low up a mountaintop or something! #nsfw #8dsm #nsfwe
i like making gals vwear collars wvith my color and symbol, i couldnt read the rest of this though i blacked out sorry #nsfwv
????????
sheisin a kennel. maybeshecanadvise you.
,,,,,,,,tHAT TRACKS, yES, i HOPE SHE IS GETTING FED AND WATERED WELL, iN THERE, aND THAT THE CLAUSTROPHOBIC SPACE IS DOING HER WELL,
idk what id do if i had llarge bread protrusions llike yours. mine allready zap everything that come in contact
tHEY'RE GOING TO MAKE, gOING INCOGNITO AT THE MASQUERADE, a PAIN, }:(
yeah i don't know how you hide that shit ill be reall
Ha! As if. No, there were 30 posts a8out collars at once.
oh. wow! also, i am pretty sure nobody actually puts their dogs in kennels? i feel like i remember seeing that on tv and being so mad! but i mean it does sound kind of hot
I look away from Chittr for eight seconds and you're all knuckle-dragging your sinflutes to collars. I didn't realize this was everyone's first day at pailing lessons. A real freak would 8e... No. I shan't say. #nsfw
no tell them vriska tell them
Oh wow, if DAVE8OT is telling me to ela8or8 on my freak, then o8viously I have to comply. ::::P
One day, there will 8e a funny gimmick account. I swear.
Ɏ is this a-a-about me i'm sorry i know i'm not funny i know i'm a-a-a la-a-ame gimmick i'm trying my best over here Ɏ
We 8oth know that if luck is involved, we'll make it happen.
smiledog was nice! just dog reaction pics.
8efore my time, Jinx. ::::) Also, I don't think that's a good gimmick.
What is your gimmick?
That's not a gimmick. That's just 8eing annoying. ::::)
eh fair. the only gimmick ive truly respected is that adorable casey who talks in emoji hyrogliphics.
Have you no shame? Your dice sets aren't even matching. Chessex... really? Let me introduce you to a little something called Urwizards Gemstone Dice. ::::)
:33 < what does it meowtter? dice are dice aren't they? :33c :00 < ragebait
Dice are an expression of self. Your taste in dice pretty much determines your quality as an individual. ::::)
:33 < hmmmmmmmmm :33 < i dyont think so!
Once I get this 8a8y going 88 miles an hour, it's over for 8eforus. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7096461f6770.png
You can hire me to 8e a professional h8r at your opponent's funerals!
Mitch McTronnel's. 60k Caegar.
Shit you had me at Mitch. Terri8le name.
Fum8led. Fuuuuuuuuck.
gill i aint kickin nomoby she a big troll who can take it
S)(e's still just a lowblood, Meena)(! You )(ave to be NIC-E to t)(em, reefmember?
Low8lood?
I'm going to go to 8eforus now. ::::)
SORRY, I mean warmblood? I t)(ink t)(at's t)(e "politicully correct" term now. I just can't keep up wit)( you kids and your new slang!
ocray first off no she aint JUST a lowblood or whatebber da fuck shes a C-ERUL-EAN snd 2nd she dont need no damn coddlin 38/
Ps)()()(, seamantics! At t)(e end of t)(e nig)(t, you are still )(er superior by many orders of magni-tide, and as suc)(, you need to act like it!
OHOHOHOHO. I am going to tear you a new one.
sea this is is -EXACTLY why i krilled ya in my reality 38/ #violence
S-EA? T)(at's exactly w)(at I'm talking about! It's all about CONC)(FID-ENC-E, girlie! You'll snag a pretty little guppy in one of your quadrants one of t)(ese days!
Heeeeeeeey Chittr. ::::)
:33 < hi vriskers :33
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
:33 < i'm okay!! :33 < how mew doing? :33c
For no reason in particular, taking requests for a new FLARP Referee!
The hell is that?
Q: Vriska, why don't you go 8y your title more? A: I try to separate my FLARP Life from my personal and professional one. Also, I forgot I had a title. 8uuuuuuuut whoever though of it (me) had good taste. ::::)
No hard feelings, right? [Poorly taken photo of Vriska's POV standing over some low level ple8ian FLARPer who is, effectively, in the Family Guy Death Pose.]
[Warriors Roaring.wav] You are now enthralled 8y [Wilhelm Troll Scream, Vriska's Laugh] 108.8 [Dice Roll Sound] Authentic FLARPing tunes [Clashing of Steel] Where we play nothing 8ut WAR ANTHEMS, WAR ANTHEMS, and more WAR ANTHEMS! [Squelching of a troll 8eing culled.] This ain't your ancestor's radio station. [Imagine Dragon Lusii - Nuclear Contamination starts playing.]
Chittr, I know I'm prime Real Est8, 8ut you've gotta have higher standards than this. A8solutely no self respect.
38? now what
Well, I don't wanna spoil the surprise yet.
(siiigh) typical