Nurse Iglica Varana
@resuscitativeNightingale
mediccull professional at feferi pei+es reefstorative justicce cculling ccenter. she/her ⛨ registered nurse my opinions are my own
>-8==— or maybe just the one hehe...
(｡ᵕ ˣㅁˣ ).ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ - xx
Entirely inappropriate of you to post, Nurse Iglica.
>-8==— im sorry?? how so?
His churlish nature is quite charming~.
>-8==— haha yes it ccan be!
Not as charming as you, though~~~.
they're wringing me xut intx a series xf test tubes at wxrk txmxrrxw. - xx
(V)(',,')(V) fit fire tho
If you are really good, I'll let you take an extra jelly~!!!!!!!!
(っˣཀˣ)っ zxmfg. - xx
U99HHH LUCKI3Z
the wet blanket is saying this shirt isn't wxrk apprxpriate. yxu literally can't see what it says with the scrubs xn. sx what's the big. - xx
I've never seen bracers like that before~! Very nice~.
boooo thats funny as hell
>>Hate To Say It, But Erring On The Side Of Caution, It's Better To Just Not Wear It Just In Case. However You Absolutely Need To Change Into That When We Go Out For Work Drinks After! Did You Get Your Shants Replaced Yet?<<
Wear it then. See what I care. I have better things t-o spend my time o-n than keeping y-o-u fr-o-m making a fo=ol o-f y-o-urself.
i'm lxwkey stuck in this mxrgue drawer idk if i'm gxnna make it. - xx #txlightandalsxmxrebrxadly. - xx
night twx nx vending machine. we’re making dx. - xx
>-8==— your diet cconccerns me...
gxt any extra beetle jelly. (っˣཀˣ)っ - xx
>-8==— haha, i'll put in another order for a surplus.
>-8==— uhm, did that post twicce for anyone else?
yes.
>-8==— this site ccontinues to ve+ me.
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
🧹🧽 <double post. weird ass.
>-8==— no! they ccan bite eacch other, that's only natural. >-8==— but i wont let them bite me! and i wont bite bacck
>-8==— it was a bug with the site...
>-8==— haha thank you, your advicce is really helpful. >-8==— im far from versed in dealing with grubs myself. >-8==— they're still so small that they barely have teeth, so all the "biting" is being done with their little mandibles that will eventually be molted off. >-8==— i've given them ccalccium bloccks and a few toys to keep them busy, but they settled down after i had fed them.
You need to develop tougher chitin. You're going to stunt their development if you continue to spoil them.〜〜
tTheY gotTtTa lllearn sometThing somehow. justT nibbllle on em a lllitTtTllle tTo show dominance
>-8==— i am not trying to spoil them. >-8==— im providing the ccare they need before we ccan placce them bacck with a new lusus...
>-8==— that is dangerous and unhygienicc...
You gotTtTa have Ffun sometTimes tThough!
🧹🧽 <convenient excuse.
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
can yxu like thrxw them all in a tupperware and carry them tx yxur rxunds. is that anything. - xx
🧹🧽 <you grubsit. she works. more efficient.
[1ts f1ne to put them 1n one of these]
>-8==— these sweethearts were all orphaned after their possum lusus passed une+pecctedly. >-8==— until we ccan assign them eacch a new lusus i am taking ccare of them. >-8==— they were all so ccold and hungry when they ccame in, so they are very happy to get a little beetle jelly! #medcchittr #fprjcccc #ccullcchittr #grubccare
>-8==— that janitor again..?
wellllll congratTs tTheY lllook lllike a plllatTe oFf eXXXotTic cheese now.
nx just my schedule this time. - xx
>-8==— i wouldn't dream of burdening anyone with raising a grub! >-8==— this is why we have lusii
>-8==— well they are grubs! >-8==— living, breathing, wriggling little ccreatures that are going to grow into strong healthy adult trolls! >-8==— not snaccks!
>-8==— they really are torturing you there... :(
aaat leeeaaast... nooow theeey haaaveee yooouuu... :)
Then > I > Hope > That > You > Find > A > Lusii > Soon > :( > They're > Too > Cute > ♡
tTranslllatTion: "i hatTe Ffun"
OmO . . . OmO ༒︎hey are. Cu♱e. OwO
To whomever left their filial pail under the table in the employee recuperation block:〜〜〜〜〜 I will ask this one time for you to properly register it with the Situlogy Department. You have until the end of my shift to rectify this error.〜〜〜 If you do, I will not make a public post calling out the pitiful volume of your contributions. I recommend this course of action to spare yourself the mockery from your colleagues.〜〜 You have six hours. #nsfw #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
🧹🧽 <not mine.
Oh, hello. I was just about to @ you. You should clean the employee recuperation block.〜〜〜〜
>-8==— it is not mine
i HOPE, tHAT WAS NOT, mYSELF,
|--[ thAt is quite disAppOinting On their pArt. ]-->
OmO Disgus♱ing. ༒︎he ♱rolls in ♱his hospi♱al are absolu♱e animals. NO༒︎ mine.
lmaxxxxxxxxxx. - xx
I should hope not. Anyone staff member found guilty of fornicating with a patient would be facing severe consequences.〜〜〜〜〜
nxt mine. #hatespritswiththejxb. - xx
plur tx all my indigx+ cxwxrkers but yxur text cxlxr is getting lighxed by 20-50%. yxu can’t even imagine the vividly readable nexn cxlxr palette i surf chittr xn. i wxuld gx sx far as tx call it “scene.” - xx
🧹🧽 <dark mode. shit from. an ass.
light mxde clashes with my dark and twisted pusher. - xx
>-8==— my ccoworkers are infuriating!! >-8==— i shouldn't be made to apologise for "ccalling out" a surgeon that keeps leaving instruments inside their patients!!! >-8==— ugh!!! >///<
If They Absolutely Must Do It, The Items Should Be Whimsical. Suggest That They Leave A Horn Or Confetti Inside Of The Patient Instead. #sympathetic
|--[ frAnkly it's emBArrAssing fOr yOur wOrkplAce, their cOwOrkers And their Own legitimAcy. they need tO get their shit tOgether if they wAnt tO keep their license. ]-->
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✧જ⁀ Is mayonnaise one of their instruments?! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
>-8==— it would be better if they didn't leave anything!!! inside of patients!!!
>-8==— e+acctly!! >-8==— i'm starting to question the legitimaccy of their ccredentials...
>-8==— i ccannot tell you that
>-8==— no!!!
|--[ perhAps sOmeOne shOuld rAise cOncerns with the medicull BOArd. ]-->
>-8==— i have, and they have told me i am being hystericcal and disrespecctful of my superiors.
>-8==— that janitor is the most useless member of the staff team ugh!!
>-8==— someone broke the sccalding leaf fluid kettle in the break blocck... #medcchittr
Death penallty.
@custxdialFabricatixn facilities request. - xx
🧹🧽 <coming out. of paygrub. send complaints. through tickets.
xXx WHX MX BRX? (҂//ロˣ) xXx - xx xXxXx X’M NXT THX XNX WHX BRXKX XT?????????? xXxXx - xx #XJXSTGXTHXRX. - xx
🧹🧽 <whoever reports. assumed fault.
>-8==— that's a horrible system!! >-8==— are you purposefully disccouraging people from reporting broken appliancces so you don't have to replacce them??
🧹🧽 <facility policy. not mine. submit ticket. to complain.
>-8==— ugh!!
yxu’re SXCH a XSXLXSS FXCK. why dx we even keep yxu arxund. - xx
Greetings, Chittr.〜〜〜〜〜 I am Dr. Sister Nonata Prongduty, situlogist and fertility specialist at the Feferi Peixes Reefstorative Justice Culling Center.〜〜〜〜 For those of you who don't know what that means, which I suspect is most of you, I will put this simply: I do buckets.〜〜 I hope we become well-acquainted. #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜〜
Mmmmng. . .ㅤI thought. . . that is what we are supposed to do. The Cerulean boy. . . did it to me. I am sorry, ma'am.ㅤ. .
Tenten, you mean. I wouldn't pattern any behaviors after his if I were you. But I suppose this is ultimately harmless. Apology accepted.〜〜〜
Do you like the picture. I had Sister Greenhorn take it for me.〜〜〜〜〜
Mmmmng. . .ㅤYes. . . You look. . . mmmng. . . nice.ㅤ. .
Thank you. You look nice in yours as well.〜〜〜
what’s that suppxsed tx mean. - xx
🧹🧽 <@threatentensely see ten? real doctor.
i’m literally a real dxctxr. - xx
can yxu climb xut xf my crack fxr x fucking secxnds. - xx
>-8==— it really is like pulling teeth with some people... >-8==— ugh!! #vaguecchit #medcchittr
hwy arw you pulling twwth ovwr hwrw
hwy can you invitw mw
hwy i didnt gwt an invitw for thw twwth pulling party
>-8==— no!! you are not invited!!!
>-8==— its not a party!!!
okay
can i havw intimatw timw with your mouth nurthiw
>-8==— hah-?? im sorry?? >-8==— what are you asking me?? 0///0
i likw your 7, 11 and thw prwtty littlw crown on 30
>-8==— uhm, thank you? >///<
༒︎he books never do a real body jus♱ice. ༒︎he illus♱ra♱ions are always so very uniform and uninspired. Real bodies are so much more brea♱h♱aking. Every ♱roll is differen♱, from ♱he inside ♱o ♱he ou♱side. And ye♱ wi♱h every incision, I find ♱heir carapace, course and ragged, ca♱ching agains♱ my blade, playfully ♱rying ♱o snag ♱he ♱ool from my hands. A pool of vivid blood beads a♱ ♱he en♱rance, and all I can do is s♱are a♱ i♱ in a ♱rance un♱il ♱he incompe♱en♱ nurse finally swipes ♱he puddle away. And finally, I can probe deeper. Various shades of ♱heir color s♱reak across ♱heir mea♱, marbled wi♱h fa♱ and sinew and muscle, displaying a beau♱iful swirling mess of ♱heir own hue. Some♱imes I ♱hink I would forge♱ ♱he ♱roll's na♱ural shade, if i♱ weren'♱ for ♱he na♱ural color leaking from ♱heir veins. ༒︎he innards pulse under my blade, wai♱ing ♱o mee♱ ♱he ♱ip of my scalpel like an old friend... Bu♱ ♱hey mus♱ wai♱ ♱heir ♱urn. ༒︎he mea♱ is no♱ of♱en my objec♱ive. No, benea♱h ♱he surface layers is where ♱he mos♱ s♱unning spec♱acle lies. ༒︎he en♱ire life of a ♱roll. ༒︎heir ins♱inc♱, ♱heir blood, ♱heir was♱e, all con♱ained in a handful of lovely, incognizan♱ sacks of fluid and flesh. Well-oiled gears and conveyors nes♱led ♱oge♱her in ♱he world's mos♱ efficien♱ machine. Working ♱oge♱her, hand in pulpy hand, ♱o ensure your survival. Like a rainbow of collabora♱ion inside every living being. A brigh♱, malfunc♱ioning ligh♱ suddenly ca♱ches my a♱♱en♱ion. My blade dances a♱ ♱he source. Dissonance in ♱he melody. I♱ ♱hrobs harshly agains♱ i♱s companions, disrup♱ing a careful, billion-sweeps long harmony. And oh, how *spec♱acular* a display. How very ♱rollish, so very habi♱ual. Perfec♱ion simply canno♱ be achieved in a living being-- even wi♱hin your own body. I♱ really is a shame ♱ha♱ I have ♱o remove i♱. I wish I could le♱ i♱ fes♱er. I wan♱ ♱o wa♱ch in real ♱ime as i♱ corrup♱s ♱he res♱ of ♱he body ♱urns ♱he sys♱em in♱o a wil♱ed pile of de♱ri♱us. I wan♱ ♱o see wha♱ happens ♱o ♱he machine when ♱he ligh♱s ♱urn off. Unfor♱una♱ely, I am bound by my con♱rac♱ and my vow. And I mus♱ ex♱rac♱ ♱he mas♱erpiece a♱ once. S♱ill, even in i♱s resis♱ance i♱ shows i♱s beau♱y. I♱ clings ♱o i♱s hos♱ despera♱ely. I♱ s♱ill longs for life, even in i♱s de♱eriora♱ed s♱a♱e. I♱ cries i♱'s farewell ♱o i♱s friends, and ♱he body weeps in ♱urn, knowing ♱ha♱ i♱ will never be ♱he same. ... I may have gone off ♱opic a li♱♱le bi♱. Bu♱ my poin♱ s♱ill s♱ands. ༒︎hey do no♱ cap♱ure ♱he alluremen♱ of flesh well enough in ana♱omy books.
Shu♱ up. I♱ is no♱. I have never done ♱ha♱ even once. And if I did, i♱ was only a couple ♱imes.
0///0
>-8==— hah yes docctor...
Yes big fan 0f flesh me And als0 meat and 0rgans
Good girl. You are very compe♱en♱ when you ♱ry hard.
haha.. yeah......
>///< >-8==— hhhhh.... >-8==— thanks docctor.
I am so very glad ♱o hear i♱. I knew I could no♱ be ♱he only one wi♱h such... Proclavi♱ies.
Its definitely niche... And hard t0 find pe0ple wh0 als0 appreciate such things
a glimpse intx my future if nxbxdy saves me frxm the dementia patient whx thinks she’s helping. #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
Mmmmng. . .ㅤI ammm neutral. . . about the state of you. . . working here. Please keep our relationship professional.ㅤ. .
>-8==— take the injury leave they offered you?
yxu’re nxt fucking with me brx? i shxuld cull myself. - xx #cw-self-harm #hxstilewxrkplace #neutralwxrkplace #damnedbyfaintpraise #ithxughtwewerechill. - xx
>-8==— please don't!?!?!??
xk but then i’d just sit at hive bxred tx death climbing the fucking walls. and then i’d gx insane and yxu’d need tx institutixnalize me anyway. - xx
>-8==— hm... ok fair point... i'm sure there is some task we ccan get you on...
Mmmmng. . .ㅤIt's okay. . . When I see you in emmmbarrassing situations. . . It mmmakes mmme laugh.ㅤ. .
xXx THXT’S WXRSX. xXx - xx xXxXx DX YXX NXT SXX HXW THXT’S WXRSE. xXxXx - xx #ugh. - xx
Mmmmng. . .ㅤYou need to calm down. . . Your text is doing that thing.ㅤ. .
1 hope no one helps th1s 1s funny as hell
>-8==— phew... that shift felt far too long... >-8==— and now im stucck nursing my ccoworker bacck to health after he broke his wrist slipping on the wa+ed floors. >-8==— i will need to file an inccident report on that. #medcchittr
>-8==— we aren't. >-8==— if anything he's my ccullbaby right now.
(¬ₓཀˣ)¬ - xx #yes.......... - xx
wait hang xn a secxnd. - xx
OmO i ♱hink ♱ha♱s ei♱her ♱he same ♱hing. or worse.
>-8==— do you need another blanket?
>-8==— ughh shut up, it was a joke!!
>-8==— im kidding!!
I highly doub♱ ♱his. I will refer you ♱o ♱he commen♱ you made jus♱ before ♱his as proof.
>-8==— that is none of your business!!
can yxu GX XWXY. - xx
>-8==— it looks like i have a busy light shift ahead of myself... >-8==— rounds aren't an issue but it looks like i'll need to wrestle a ccullee into the suit again... #medcchittr @threatentensely
tranqu1l1zer 1n the ass 1s always an opt1on
let me knxw if yxu cxuld use an extra set xf prxngs. xr a dxse xf paralytic. - xx
>-8==— haha... that was the plan.
>-8==— i ccould use you, my ne+t patient is very "acctive"
xn it. (っˣཀˣ)っ - xx
update nxt xn it. x_X - xx #help. - xx
>-8==— what happened??? >-8==— are you okay??
#slipandfall #lifealert #brxkenwrist. - xx
>-8==— hang tight im on my way...
>-8==— how ccan they be a liccensed surgeon when they are the most immature and absent minded troll i have ever met!!! >///< #medcchittr
i’m always saying this. x_X - xx
≡ We∫∫, so as ∫ong as you don't assist in any risky surgeries anytime soon, then no. You might be spared. Though, hopefu∫∫y they aren't so absent-minded to forget you're emp∫oyed there.
Who ever could ♱his pos♱ be abou♱. ÒmÓ
>-8==— im not working on their floor thankfully. >-8==— haha, i wouldn't be too surprised if they did forget.
>-8==— haha...
You are mean. Humane Resources will be ♱he ba♱♱leground in which we wage our war.
>-8==— i am not mean!! >-8==— and you started it.
I did no♱. Please refer ♱o ♱he above pos♱ for proof.
>-8==— fine!! >-8==— then we'll settle this with humane resourcces.
they’re all l1ke that. 1’m not even jok1ng