Dr. Folcus Eupnoi
@epitheliumTombstone
general surgeon a♱ fprjcc for ♱hree sweeps.
>-8==— these sweethearts were all orphaned after their possum lusus passed une+pecctedly. >-8==— until we ccan assign them eacch a new lusus i am taking ccare of them. >-8==— they were all so ccold and hungry when they ccame in, so they are very happy to get a little beetle jelly! #medcchittr #fprjcccc #ccullcchittr #grubccare
>-8==— that janitor again..?
wellllll congratTs tTheY lllook lllike a plllatTe oFf eXXXotTic cheese now.
nx just my schedule this time. - xx
>-8==— i wouldn't dream of burdening anyone with raising a grub! >-8==— this is why we have lusii
>-8==— well they are grubs! >-8==— living, breathing, wriggling little ccreatures that are going to grow into strong healthy adult trolls! >-8==— not snaccks!
>-8==— they really are torturing you there... :(
aaat leeeaaast... nooow theeey haaaveee yooouuu... :)
Then > I > Hope > That > You > Find > A > Lusii > Soon > :( > They're > Too > Cute > ♡
tTranslllatTion: "i hatTe Ffun"
OmO . . . OmO ༒︎hey are. Cu♱e. OwO
Mmmmng. . .ㅤThose who gaze upon the beauty of the nook and see fit to besmirch it make me. . . sick. Such a visual of decadence should be worshipped and observed in reverance.ㅤ. .
I can no longer drink coffee, ♱hanks ♱o ♱he deeds of ♱ha♱ das♱ardly jani♱or. Every cup, every sip, I would simply wonder. OmO
|--[ medicAl tip Of the dAy - crystAls And essentiAl Oils Are nOt replAcements fOr medicAtiOns Or surgeries. #medchittr ]-->
🧹🧽 <wrong again. both wasteful. at least. at here.
|--[ crystAls Are fine fOr jewellery And cOllecting. essentiAl Oils Are useful fOr mAking A hive smell nicer. using them As suBstitutes fOr medicine is idiOtic. ]-->
[COMBO S7^R7++] CybeRNe7ics ^nd ^R7ifici^l oRH^ns 7end 7o woRK fine° ^7 le^s7 for now° Bu7 I'd s7ill like your opinion° [COMBO -- BROKEN]
|--[ cyBernetics And ArtificiAl OrgAns Are fine replAcements if BiOlOgicAl trAnsplAnts Aren't An OptiOn. hOwever, it is impOrtAnt tO mAke sure they Are Of the Best quAlity And tO replAce when they hAve reAched the pOint Of replAcing. ]-->
[COMBO S7^R7++] I see, I h^ve op7ions 7o exploRE for fu7uRE ques7s° I will no7e 7his opinion° [COMBO -- BROKEN]
Pa♱ien♱s ♱hese days can'♱ handle a bi♱ of me♱al in ♱heir bodies. I♱ is infuria♱ing. Oh noo, your hungersack has a pair of forceps lodged agains♱ i♱. Lol. Grow up.
🧹🧽 <that's right. because why? not evs. fucking idiot. custodial role. not clinical. not sterile. drink poison. #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide-baiting
S♱op ♱elling me ♱o drink poison. I will no♱. You are a fool for sugges♱ing so. Jani♱ors clean. So you will clean.
🧹🧽 <survival rate. your fault. not mine. nook breeze.
🧹🧽 <or else? cut open? unlikely scenario. no insurance.
🧹🧽 <kinky bitch. #nsfwe #murder coffee piss. just yours. fuck you.
OmO S♱op. I♱ is no♱ kinky. I♱ is scary. You are scared. Please do no♱ urina♱e in my coffee.
🧹🧽 <not scared. seen worse. done worse. coffee piss. drink it. #nsfwe #piss or alternatively. shut up.
༒︎he books never do a real body jus♱ice. ༒︎he illus♱ra♱ions are always so very uniform and uninspired. Real bodies are so much more brea♱h♱aking. Every ♱roll is differen♱, from ♱he inside ♱o ♱he ou♱side. And ye♱ wi♱h every incision, I find ♱heir carapace, course and ragged, ca♱ching agains♱ my blade, playfully ♱rying ♱o snag ♱he ♱ool from my hands. A pool of vivid blood beads a♱ ♱he en♱rance, and all I can do is s♱are a♱ i♱ in a ♱rance un♱il ♱he incompe♱en♱ nurse finally swipes ♱he puddle away. And finally, I can probe deeper. Various shades of ♱heir color s♱reak across ♱heir mea♱, marbled wi♱h fa♱ and sinew and muscle, displaying a beau♱iful swirling mess of ♱heir own hue. Some♱imes I ♱hink I would forge♱ ♱he ♱roll's na♱ural shade, if i♱ weren'♱ for ♱he na♱ural color leaking from ♱heir veins. ༒︎he innards pulse under my blade, wai♱ing ♱o mee♱ ♱he ♱ip of my scalpel like an old friend... Bu♱ ♱hey mus♱ wai♱ ♱heir ♱urn. ༒︎he mea♱ is no♱ of♱en my objec♱ive. No, benea♱h ♱he surface layers is where ♱he mos♱ s♱unning spec♱acle lies. ༒︎he en♱ire life of a ♱roll. ༒︎heir ins♱inc♱, ♱heir blood, ♱heir was♱e, all con♱ained in a handful of lovely, incognizan♱ sacks of fluid and flesh. Well-oiled gears and conveyors nes♱led ♱oge♱her in ♱he world's mos♱ efficien♱ machine. Working ♱oge♱her, hand in pulpy hand, ♱o ensure your survival. Like a rainbow of collabora♱ion inside every living being. A brigh♱, malfunc♱ioning ligh♱ suddenly ca♱ches my a♱♱en♱ion. My blade dances a♱ ♱he source. Dissonance in ♱he melody. I♱ ♱hrobs harshly agains♱ i♱s companions, disrup♱ing a careful, billion-sweeps long harmony. And oh, how *spec♱acular* a display. How very ♱rollish, so very habi♱ual. Perfec♱ion simply canno♱ be achieved in a living being-- even wi♱hin your own body. I♱ really is a shame ♱ha♱ I have ♱o remove i♱. I wish I could le♱ i♱ fes♱er. I wan♱ ♱o wa♱ch in real ♱ime as i♱ corrup♱s ♱he res♱ of ♱he body ♱urns ♱he sys♱em in♱o a wil♱ed pile of de♱ri♱us. I wan♱ ♱o see wha♱ happens ♱o ♱he machine when ♱he ligh♱s ♱urn off. Unfor♱una♱ely, I am bound by my con♱rac♱ and my vow. And I mus♱ ex♱rac♱ ♱he mas♱erpiece a♱ once. S♱ill, even in i♱s resis♱ance i♱ shows i♱s beau♱y. I♱ clings ♱o i♱s hos♱ despera♱ely. I♱ s♱ill longs for life, even in i♱s de♱eriora♱ed s♱a♱e. I♱ cries i♱'s farewell ♱o i♱s friends, and ♱he body weeps in ♱urn, knowing ♱ha♱ i♱ will never be ♱he same. ... I may have gone off ♱opic a li♱♱le bi♱. Bu♱ my poin♱ s♱ill s♱ands. ༒︎hey do no♱ cap♱ure ♱he alluremen♱ of flesh well enough in ana♱omy books.
Shu♱ up. I♱ is no♱. I have never done ♱ha♱ even once. And if I did, i♱ was only a couple ♱imes.
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>-8==— hah yes docctor...
Yes big fan 0f flesh me And als0 meat and 0rgans
Good girl. You are very compe♱en♱ when you ♱ry hard.
haha.. yeah......
>///< >-8==— hhhhh.... >-8==— thanks docctor.
I am so very glad ♱o hear i♱. I knew I could no♱ be ♱he only one wi♱h such... Proclavi♱ies.
Its definitely niche... And hard t0 find pe0ple wh0 als0 appreciate such things
༒︎hey kicked me ou♱ of ♱he OR.
No♱hing. I am being persecu♱ed by a vindic♱ive nurse who keeps sugges♱ing ♱ha♱ I canno♱ do my job correc♱ly. One or ♱wo misplaced ♱ools inside a pa♱ien♱ is common and normal for any opera♱ion.
|--[ nO it is nOt. thAt is pOOr prActice. And lOOking At yOur previOus pOst regArding yOur OperAting rOOm - it is disgrAceful thAt yOu Are perfOrming surgery in cOnditiOns thAt pOse A hAzArd tO the wellBeing Of pAtients. yOu need tO get yOur shit tOgether, fOlcus. Or else yOu will risk severAl lAwsuits And yOur license. ]-->
xXx WHXT DX YXX XXPXCT. xXx - xx xXxXx YXX LXFT X PXXR XF FXRCXPS XN THX PXTXXNT’S BXDY CXVXTY. xXxXx - xx yxu XCTXXLLY need tx be culled. fxr the gxxd xf sxciety. - xx
OmO I♱ is fine. Nobody cares abou♱ a forcep or ♱wo nuzzling up ♱o ♱heir was♱e♱ube.
are yxu CLXNXCXLLY STXPXD. - xx
༒︎he OR did no♱ ge♱ cleaned las♱ nigh♱. ༒︎his is no♱ my job. ༒︎herefore I will be performing ♱oday's surgery a♱op a pool of dried blood. Sorry ♱o my upcoming pa♱ien♱s for ♱he blood diseases. #blooddisease #vaguepos♱
xXxXxXxXx BRX. xXxXxXxXx - xx
THXT’S fxr fucking SXRX. - xx
🧹🧽 <remember this? fucking idiot. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee06efa3e1e3.png
xXxXx YXX DXN’T KNXW SHXT YXX WXSHED-XP XNCXXNT HXSK. xXxXx - xx
🧹🧽 <know enough. bad temper.
nx it’s nxt. - xx #chill #calm #cxxl #plur. - xx
>-8==— quit that! both of you
>-8==— are you in the supply ccloset again?
xXx NX. xXx - xx the xxidizing chemicals were all already like that btw. - xx
>-8==— stay put. im cco- >-8==— im on my way.
🧹🧽 <someone learned.
>-8==— shut up!!! >///<
I♱ has come ♱o my a♱♱en♱ion ♱ha♱ my previous quirk was illegible. My apologies. ༒︎he ma♱♱er should be remedied now. I have ♱hrown ♱he fon♱ on ♱he garbage.
꠸ ꫝꪖ♱ꫀ ᭙ꫝꫀꪀ ρꪖ♱꠸ꫀꪀ♱ᦓ ꫀ᥊ρ꠸᥅ꫀ ꪮꪀ ꪖꪀ ꪮᦔᦔ ꪀꪊꪑ᥇ꫀ᥅ꫀᦔ ꪑ꠸ꪀꪊ♱ꫀ. ᦓꪮꪑꫀ♱꠸ꪑꫀᦓ ꠸ ꠹ꪊᦓ♱ ꫀꪗꫀ᥇ꪖꪶꪶ ♱ꫝꫀ ᥴꪶꪮᥴᛕ ꪖꪀᦔ ᥅ꪮꪊꪀᦔ ꪊρ ♱ꪮ ♱ꫝꫀ ꪀꫀꪖ᥅ꫀᦓ♱ 10.
Nei♱her ♱hings are ♱rue. You are crazy. S♱op projec♱ing on♱o me. You are unfairly prosecu♱ing me.
>-8==— i am not proseccuting you in any way, doccterror, why are you so nervous? >-8==— if you wanted the best ccare possible for your patients wouldn't you want proccedure to be followed?
I♱ is being followed. You are paranoid and ♱arge♱ing me because you are upse♱ ♱ha♱ your ♱oy is ignoring you. Go pap your emo.
>-8==— 1) i am not paranoid, you are gaslighting me. >-8==— 2) he is not my toy!! >-8==— 3)i do not pap him!!
I would never gasligh♱ anyone. ༒︎ha♱ is ex♱remely unprofessional. And I do no♱ care abou♱ your s♱a♱us wi♱h emo boy. Leave me ou♱ of i♱. And s♱op following me around and looking for code viola♱ions. You are making me nervous. I canno♱ do my job if I am nervous.
>-8==— you ccan't do your job period!!!!
>-8==— ah!! i'm so sorry >-8==— i shouldn't have said that...
ÒmÓ I am calling Humane Resources.
See you in hospi♱al cour♱.
>-8==— i didn't mean it, i'm so sorry...