Felt Rump Fondler
@transcendedTherian
Narration rights currently under review.
D--> HE TELLS ME NOW THAT WONDER ACUTE HAS RELEASED IN UMAMUSUME D--> THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN STATED THE MOMENT I ENTERED THE DOOR D--> Need now
D--> He is an artist D--> And won his race at an age where most race horses retire D--> My elder horse
please stop slammin my table wwhen your rolls dont contain her, i can hear it crackin
OH IM SORRY THE WWORD MUSUME IMPLIES THEY ARE WWOMEN! IM TRYIN HERE!!!
decapitation. #gore #nsfwe now cry.
Average Chittr user: #nsfw
Ew, Harry Potter.
CHITTR REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE BO BURNHAM SONG. I EVEN THINK ONE OF THE ROSES ON HERE MADE A CHITTR PARODY OF IT
For Halloween you could all go as "Sexy Chitterians". Costume's dead simple; a shower, decent clothing, and mouthwash. Partner optional though it really sells the look.
dont know whether to laugh or feel generally afraid because why arent people showering
Wouldn't know about it broski. You can smell it from the screen most days.
Let's talk about subs. Or rather, let's talk about the strawman fallacy of sexual identity because god forbid anyone just enjoy a single fucking thing without erecting a whole personality shrine to it. You've decided that kneeling on a rug for twenty minutes constitutes a dedicated ontology, like the guy in the gimp suit and a flogger discovered a pillar of the human condition. He didn't. He found a hobby. You found a hobby. Congratulations, you've discovered that leisure activities exist, a fact the universe will continue to be spectacularly indifferent to. "But Dirk", I hear you cry around your PetSmart patented chew toy, "kinks are there to allow exploration of the body and mind, to be free of the shackles of modern society, to shed the ego and touch something primal and honest that capitalism stole from us at birth." You get your nipples clamped for ninety seconds and suddenly you need a full post-scene debrief with the emotional production values of a director's commentary track. Bonus features. Deleted scenes. A whole featurette on "the making of my subspace." Nobody asked for the Criterion edition of your feelings. You did a bit. A fun little bit in a warm room with snacks nearby, and where the only ever real threat was if you shat the bed calling a guy twice your age "daddy". Giving up control is only impressive if you had any to begin with. You were always gonna outsource your executive dysfunction. The collar just gave it a font. #nsfw #nsfwe #bdsm #fetish #kink
Looks like someones got a case of the post-nut grumpies (๑>•̀๑) #suggestive
▲yeah▼
▲actually no i have more to say, I've had at least two people say thanks for fixing their mental health when all i did was verbally abuse them in back alleys and use them to put out my preferred addictive substance on em▼ ▲but like that's not therapy, yeah you feel better for now but there's a reason i have repeat visitors▼
Magic word was said.
a handsome friend...
CARR𖤐TS.
God I can't wait for fuck a smuppet Saturday. #nsfw
I'll make it a thing.
𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕪 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
You know it.
8=l < The what
Did I stutter?
8=l < No, but I did
There's a joke I could do, but nah it's to early for it, but yeah fuck a smuppet Saturday. #nsfw
8=l < Oh but it's not too early for that
Correct.
8=l < As you say then
If I am, as claimed by some cosmic cue balls and their bs bushido , curated, then the plushophilia was never organic, but propagated through whatever bullshit passes for hereditary substrate once causality stops being linear. Which means the predisposition isn't mine alone. It's baked into the source code somewhere upstream of all of you too. Dormant. Waiting. You just haven't been prompted yet. #nsfw #nsfw #plushophilia
𓆩𓆩 doub✟ my name ge✟s defended when im no✟ in ✟he room... bu✟ i know damn well ✟he room goes quie✟ when i walk in. id ra✟her be a wolf everyone ha✟es ✟han a donkey everyone rides 𓆪𓆪
✨🍭🕷️ ]^) a kissaroo for you 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ It's Coming. 🕷️🍭✨
𓆩𓆩 s✟ay away i unno where ✟hose lips have been 𓆪𓆪
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I mean there's nothing wrong with wanting to ride you #liketheresalotofwaystohavefun #suggestive #lonewolvesneedcompanyeverynowandthen #orsomething #imasillyrabbitsoimnotreallyintheknowofwhatwolvesgotgoingon
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ it's why I kept it #suggestive instead of #nsfw #alsothoughtitmightdistractyoufrom #whateverurdealingwith #youregonnagetthroughtthis #thoseabsareresilient
Jarred and pumped for his pleasure. #nsfw
thriftin is fun https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43e90407f46d.jpg
:33< same!
I should share my extensive silly thrift collection with you. The amount of upside down pineapple daddy shirts I've found in my small town is exceedingly concerning.
#fomo
holy shit, theres defo some deep lore in there and i defo wanna hear abt it 🍿
on the thrifin trips or the dick suckin? #nsfw
thrifting*
LOL, whichever resonates with u. :D tho, i do love a thrifting trip. that’s where i get most of my concert outfits!!
Oh my god, love 💖 I think my boys'd beat my ass if I came hive innis, but I could prolly convince Dean tget it
here hopin they recognize peak fashion when they see it ✨️
if you sit alone in the void long enough maybe it'll give you a handie #nsfw
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- MyΣ♱-∊rƗΩuΣ vΩƗd ⴵȺndjΩbΣ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
hot idea right
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- NΩddƗng, nΩddƗng. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Mixed messages from the lil' heiress. Does my courtship dance not please thee? #vaguepost
[Script start:In my reseārch I leārned y⁰u need m⁰re c⁰l⁰rs ....'pizzāhz' spārkly things‽ . . . 0r ₩hāt ₩ās f⁰r āviāns....:script terminated]
Pretty sure the only color she's interested in seeing is the fat pasty asses of consumerist doughboys.
The burger gag stays on. #nsfw
BORGER!!!
...wait...
Some of you all need higher standards.
I guess its Chittr's suicide watch hours. So much for good content. #cw-suicide
Shall i then postpone your 4pm guillotine appointment?
Hm. Only because, based of course on my 5 second attention span limit for scrolling through anyone's feed, your life appears to be genuinely tragic. I's give you a medal but only one Dirk can be granted moderation powers at any given time.
*I'd.
Ignore that old sourpuss. He found a thinning spot on his head and now hes got his silly little brasil miku panties in a twist. Its such #eyeroll behaviour.
Shoutout to whoever's writing this timeline, love the choice to make Judgment Day a browser cache screenshot instead of a mushroom cloud, super efficient use of a budget, five stars.
I don't think anyone ever said the judgement was gonna be Biblical. The judgement of ones peers is more than sufficient
Forgetting something? Or maybe some ONE???? *dramatic violin sting!*
And hell is other people, yes, yes I'm familiar with the general ideology.
#horse
I WISH I COULD TROT AND GALLOP WITH MY PONY.
you can ??
THE ONLY ONE I’D CALL PONY ISN’T ON ALTERNIA :(
I CAN’T.
Do you even trot, bro?
Of course i forgive you. Part of why i love you is your duplicitous nature bro.