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Whats pokemon? Im pretty btw. (..◜ᴗ◝..)
Humans are extremely sociable creatures. When feeling lost, many suggest humans to develop a routine that encourages them to interact with strange humans. If you or a human you know is displaying signs of dissatisfaction, perhaps encourage them to interact with others in their area. Personally, I am a fan of local coffee shops and markets hosted in the area. It is extremely important for humans to interact with others outside of their normal environment. Failure to do so results in stagnation and a decrease in empathy for others. My fellow trolls should, of course, do none of that and stay in our hives. We are far too quirky to begin interactions with a stranger.
it is ontologically correct and morally fucking sound to willfully misinterpret some shit somebody said wrong over a typo in every instance
this seems unethical does the smuppet have agency in this
Fizzy pop of the day: Coca-Cola Vanilla. I haven't done one of these in a long while, last one I did was when I kinda lost my soul a few months back. So I'm bringing it back with something nice and sweet. Vanilla is a surprisingly good addition to the earthy cola flavour, it's a little marshmallowy and it adds a very nice smoothness to both the taste and the aftertaste, without taking away from the cola flavour itself. Pleasantly sweet and easy to drink. I usually only see zero-sugar options for this, which are fine themselves, but I do prefer the authentic sugar recipe. #drinkoftheday
EVERYTHING I DID. EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE. WILL DO. I DID BECAuSE I WANTED TO.
Now contrary to some baseless rumors currently being bandied about by a certain breed of blathering self-important blowhards my noggin has NOT in fact gone and joined the exotic fauna hall of fame in some critters nether reigions. What actually transpired for the record is i went tumbling clean down the front end of a waste chute following a rather spirited scrum over territory rights and by gum i clawed my way back out mostly intact dignity only mildly bruised but very much alive and kicking. The only casualty of note is my poor palmhusk which currently remains lodged somewhere in the belly of the beast. Fucking fiddlesticks now I might really have to wiggle my way up its blowholw OH FUCK HOW DO I TURN OFF TEXT-TO-SP - Sent from my iGrub.
Says the fella whose self insert is larve-stage balding andrew tate but whatever fingers your goat (˶˃𐃷˂˶)
Mm sure eviction notice im positively shivering in my daisy dukes right now. Ill pencil it in right after you actually follow through on something which is *checks notes* NEVER. Anypoodles we both know your head would prooooooobs roll right off your head again if i actually left so ill just go ahead and keep rearranging your sword collection by colour okay byeeeee ╭─╮ |. .| | 3| ༄♡ └───┘
Golly babe darling light of my spectral non-existence 𝐌𝐲 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. I want you to know i am 100000% in your corner on this citrus crusade. That said gosh isnt it just downright SPIFFING that a beverage temperature preference has become like a whole personality arc for you? Most fellows collect stamps or take up fencing but you decided to declare holy war on ice cubes. Capital use of your time brometheus truly inspiring *\ (>o<) /*