Now contrary to some baseless rumors currently being bandied about by a certain breed of blathering self-important blowhards my noggin has NOT in fact gone and joined the exotic fauna hall of fame in some critters nether reigions. What actually transpired for the record is i went tumbling clean down the front end of a waste chute following a rather spirited scrum over territory rights and by gum i clawed my way back out mostly intact dignity only mildly bruised but very much alive and kicking. The only casualty of note is my poor palmhusk which currently remains lodged somewhere in the belly of the beast. Fucking fiddlesticks now I might really have to wiggle my way up its blowholw OH FUCK HOW DO I TURN OFF TEXT-TO-SP - Sent from my iGrub.
...nnnot even gonna ask.
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