
English. Jake, English.
@golgothasTerror
Jake English: Adventurer Extraordinaire! My greatest strength? Believing in stuff like friendship, justice, sometimes myself. Also big guns *wink*.
What if im autistic and my special interest is drinking? What then? #substance
This is actually my third or fourth rodeo so i sorta have the hang of it but sorta dont
Struck by the fatherly urge to abandon everything.
Judge all you want now but youll be really feeling my absence when youre tapping the bar tab hard and no one else wants to do body shots with you. #substance
Of course im DTF! Down To Finish your pickle if you dont want it.
Sir reginald tipplewand. A companion to last you well into your twilight years and then some. #substance
Ill pay good money to whoever will threaten me with darkening my doorstep so i can finally wrangle myself into cleaning my room.
This beau has recently come home with me. A most excellent addition to my collection i should think. #substance #snong

can we just normalize platonic affection and casual physical intimacy without the expectations of furthering or escalating into a sexual relationship? a chill cuddle sesh and kissing the homies goodnight? or am i just drunk rambling?
Its truly been psychological warfare interacting with some of you on this hellsite.
Chopping up a fat line of what could have been with the card that i have been dealt.
Oh varang. The warrior that your are. #avatar

₍^. .^₎⟆ Fat butt w!th a fat blunt ꠹
back to fuckin work but first five hundred cigarettes #substance

Forced to say "all water under the bridge!" instead of throwing a chair at their head. #violence
Date idea: i chug an entire bottle of vino and you deal with the consequences. #substance
If no one else got me i know larkso got me.
This here is a public service announcement that genuine officially licensed jake english plushies can be ordered at hsmerch.com. Reminder that this is NOT an invitation for you to send me photos and messages of what exactly youve been getting up to with my likeness. I beg of you. Some things cannot be unseen.
Considering last years confusion i feel it pertinent to remind everybody that my particular iteration of halloween outfits do NOT actually come pre-titled "slutty" on the packaging. What even IS a slutty pumpkin???
Whats that branch in petplay where at the end you take me to the vet and have me put down? #nsfw #violence

















