English. Jake, English.
@golgothasTerror
Jake English: Adventurer Extraordinaire! My greatest strength? Believing in stuff like friendship, justice, sometimes myself. Also big guns *wink*.
Just for your information kinks ARE hereditary. Maybe consider that next time before posting. #nsfw
sorry my future descendant it's #over
၄⋆၃ this does not sxare me bexause somewhere someone who is genetixally similar to me in the past was into exaxtly the same things as me and i think that is beautiful
it gives me a wild view of my ancestor
Theyve kicked me out the bar tonight for drunkmaxxing. What even if the point of the damn place if not to do so?? #substance
Trying to win an argument here. Like for option 1 and pity for option 2.
Youre all wrong. Its CLEARLY option 1 because they dont have thumbs!! They would have to nose into it like a dog with a leash.
or hear me out they get another 2 help tie it so its in the bettr spot
Just came across this riveting way they use to brawl back in the olden times! I wonder if the technique still holds up.
love and respect for all the homies out there. but 99% of y'all look like you would cry if asked to top! #NSFW #SUPPORT-THE-DELUSIONS!
Calling a fella girl and a gal bro because its not about your gender its about the vibes you bring to the shindig.
Boypussy this and girlbulge that. What about boy heart? What about girl brain?
Can't fuck either of those. #nsfw
Oh okay so when they say to be yourself they dont mean all at once i get it now.
D --> Depends on how much you you are being. And what that looks like. E%press yourself as you see fit, English, just beware consequences if people have opinions.
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I fear people are a tad too opinionated on the subject of others.
What if i like the current bitches :(
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I like the way you think buster.
is it called doggy style cause i get a treat afterwards? #nsfw
c< yes >c
awesome!!!
Coming home from the doctors with a big plastic cone around my head so i dont lick my wounds. Just saying if the mouth is the fastest healer in the body then there must be SOMETHING to saliva.
Smoking a clove cigarette and holding it with both hands.
Salacious little slut is such a distasteful way to put it. Id say i was loved by many.
Date idea: you watch me drink 4 martinis and tell me how beautiful i am while i chunder in your neighbours flowerpot.
You gunning after my heart there strides?
Additionally a gent is never all 3: 1. funny 2. handsome 3. able to form healthy attachments without referencing their tumultuous relationship with their guardian and how its damaged their ability to perform in the sack
okay this one is definitely targeted. :P
damn and here i thought i was funny
Ive observed a pattern.
Its good to know your own flaws.
4.
Its okay to admit your failings.
A lady is never all 3: 1. funny 2. beautiful 3. likes tomatoes on their burger
Raw tomatoes are evil.
It could only be the last one dear jade!
I concur. Who wants a soggy sandwich??
Horny posting hour has officially gone too far. He just told me he likes people with peanut allergies because "they can make it tighter." I am reporting this to chittr. To the authorities. To god. He is blocked and reported and i am his exes.
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Lemme make is worse for you! Always wanted to smash one of those hoes that smoked so much cigarettes that they got a fucken hole in their throat, always wanted to stick my 8ulge in that shit and see REALLY how deep it can go! They can even actually talk, well, sorta, it'd pro8a8ly more like a "rEh—rEh—rEh—" sound from how raspy that 8itches voice is from all the Marl8oro cigs she smoked down. If there's a hole, there is a goal. Game is game.
I took off my glasses. Decided id seen enough actually.
You know theres quite a number of lalondes on here who no doubt would find you a fascinating challenge in their therapeutic endeavours.
*praying for his exes
And I would o8lige simply to either annoy or hit on every one of them. Don't fuck with me now! >::::)
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Got a real headscratcher for you folks tonight. Were the builders of the pyramid allowed to take a whizz over the side or did they have to waltz all the way down to the bottom?
Well, they were sl^ves so presum^bly not the option th^t disrespects the Ph^ro^h.
The body cares not for respect. When it has to go it has to go.
Perhaps they were efficient in the way that they used it to hydrate each other and in turn didnt have to walk all the way back down for water nor bathroom breaks.
I thought we grew wiser with age.
If youre not putting your money where your mouth is flirting to win a fight is a COWARDS move. Either sail me your haymaker or sail me your your kisser but riding the fence six ways to sunday is just lame.
It Sounds Like Someone " Fell For It ".
tragic.
making a lot assumptions bout a guy who throws stacks around like the king of mardi grass throwing candy to ther resident fat kids. just saying.
Trust you me if i had truly "fallen" for it the neighbours three doors down would be hearing it.
I would be shivering in my timbers if i were you too.
hah. youre cute.
Money. Mouth. You can read right?
Same goes to you what i said to your other kin.
"Thats a girls gun" and i say let a women indulge in her primal desires for carnage and bloodshed. I bet her hello kitty ak-furrty7 has a higher body count than you anyhow.
People are sexist over guns now? When will it end?
Actually no I think it would be really funny if people were sexist about guns the same way they are about alcohol. Pistols are the beer of the firearm world and owning anything that isn't a small sidearm is considered girly. Some guy with a .357 Derringer will make fun of you for having a shotgun that's full auto.
woah dont twist my words now. id let a chick kill me for the money anyday.
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100% with you there pal! You can always tell when a fella is overcompensating.
Oh would you now? And if it were lets say a person cut above the cloth of sturgid social roles that gunned you down with say a springfield hellcat would you still feel the same?
EXACTLY!!! I for one favour a smaller gun as its far less suspecting in a crowd. And thats just common sense.
.pathetiC .loseR
hey if the person pulling the triggers got your face on it? baby you could gut me with a grapefruit spoon and id die smiling.
Trust that i am scoping out some of your posts because if some of you really are 6 feet and over i have some graves that need digging.
GOOD DAY FOR THE SHORT I GUESS.
Hey now, don't be a hater, get some platform shoes or something.
Oh no i not posturing at all. I just figure ill get the 6 feet under much more exact if i have a living ruler helping me!