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Lemme make is worse for you! Always wanted to smash one of those hoes that smoked so much cigarettes that they got a fucken hole in their throat, always wanted to stick my 8ulge in that shit and see REALLY how deep it can go! They can even actually talk, well, sorta, it'd pro8a8ly more like a "rEh—rEh—rEh—" sound from how raspy that 8itches voice is from all the Marl8oro cigs she smoked down. If there's a hole, there is a goal. Game is game.
deserved.
lmao.
uh huh.
winning internet arguments is easy if you just start flirting with people.
again. i reiterate. why are they always so pathetic?
∻I've sh☢t r☢pes in places y☢u w☢uldn't hang y☢urself with ☢ne #nsfw∻
unrecognizable. https://i.postimg.cc/tRSZ2Ry6/change.gif
finger lickin good implies the existence of "toe suckin evil" #suggestive
are you joking of course i aint goin to get dowwn on my knees an slurp your toes sloppy wwithout puttin dowwn a pilloww first #nsfww #toepostin
lmfao. okay. you're a little dumb.
gonna fucking wreck this elder twink until he can't even walk. throw him into a wall and bust out his back while he's sobbing. fill him up to the brim with my cock and ram his prostate until he's pissing himself. #nsfw #nsfwe
wowee that shit was intense. and i mean fucking INTENSE with a capital capital i, guess this guy really is tough, but damn. my dude got his ass handed to him in the worst fucking way, and lmao. lmao. i had a handicap. took a vid to showcase just how fucked my guy got. damn, look at this. ==> Load beatdownexe.mp4 [The video shakes, nothing of note can be seen; the sky lit up with streaks of white light across the dark greys of rolling clouds. A sudden clap of thunder crackling through the microphone picking up very little sound other than the wind and storm brewing above. It all settles the moment the recording device is placed on what seems like a tripod. Shifted and set to pull a bruised and beaten up @tactfulTactriun not but a few feet from the camera. Eryk's pulled up by his wrist, wincing- and incredibly out of it by someone off screen. Only the man's arms; tanned and immensely covered in scars with leather clad calloused hands can be seen. "C'mon, say hi to the camera, buddy. I'm sure yer loyal fans... what're they, onlyfans subs 'er summin? 'm positive they'd love to catch a glimpse of their fave with his shit kicked in." His voice is deep, gruff, and his tone pointedly sarcastic. A low chuckle erupting, as if immensely amused by his own words. A crack of lightning blinds the camera for a split second, calloused fingers curling around Eryk's chin to make him look at the lens. Turning his face from side to side, showcasing the damage, his thumb swiping across Eryk's bloodied lips only smearing the crimson red across his cheek. Bruises littered his face, and with what little skin could be shown. "Ain't he a cutie? Put up a really good fuckin' fight, but still fell like a sorry li'l bitch." The camera cuts rather quickly after that.]
yeah, sure, buddy.
so fuck it. gonna get myself a pinned post. adding the dick pic to this post cause i know yall thirsting.
...what. fucking a. are you mentally deficient?
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 20b: meenah, her imperious condescension, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvhat is there to say about ol condy that hasnt already been said? shes a badass seadvweller in a skintight suit vwho oozes sex appeal. shes the milf to end all milwves, her entire motivwation is that shes the troll mommy trying to rebuild the species. shes tall, shes strong, shes povwerscaled to hell, vwhat chance does a chud like you hawve of getting to shoot a shy glance at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nada, zip. i havwe though, a fevw times. shes the most common of the alternian olds youll see. of the gals anywvays, vwe all knowv alternian me is alwvays ovwerstaying his wvelcome. so ill lay out wvhat you can expect, wvhat i do, and maybe, just maybe, youll convwince her to touch her elbowvs together or blovw you a kiss or something. i vwouldnt call this one best case scenario, but its the easiest case, ewven you shouldnt be able to muck it up. if you find yourself in a real porn-brained timeline, you might cum across a condy vwho got herself defeated, and instead of alternian culling her the humies beforan cull her. i dunno hovw they do it, but youll find her pilloried, or in a shock collar, or something along those lines. fishbitch literally cant say no, you can havwe your fun. she might wvhine about it in the moment, but if you aint a total moron youll havwe her moaning for it quick enough. nowv, this is gonna be a running theme wvith condy, you gotta be real careful wvith your wvords here. wvhat wvere going for is degrading. mock her for howv far shes fallen, howv shes a xeno sex toy, all that jazz. dont vworry about being too mean, she can take it. newver ewven had any of em try to blast me, most condies i meet dont seem to remember they havwe anything besides the big fork. and iwve newver met one vwho still had the serk mind povwers. thats a good segue to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to immediately differentiate from base condy. you hawve to go by vwibes here. if youre lucky, youll feel some kinda... link from her, if you wvill, and youll knowv if shell be into this or not. but basically, irony of ironies vwith all the jade stuff going on around here, but the empress seems to looooovwe getting mind fucked. i hawve enough anecdotal evwidence to call it a pattern. you might find one stuck to a tiaratop thats letting you fuck vwith it for some reason, lets you reprogram her. hot tip by the wvay, if i can break kayfabe for a bit. you find someone like that, dont try to free em and especially dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. you get a pass for the former if youre funny vwith it, but the latters obnoxious and selfish. but okay, you dont ewven need the tiaratop though. along wvith collars one thing i reccommend any vwould be pick-up artist to carry in your sylladex at all times is something you can use as a pendulum. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklace in front of a condy, started talking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dovwn she wvent. i aint gonna go into my entire spiel on howv to do that stuff, but dont rush it. take your time, its like foreplay. might sound crazy vwhat im about to say, but foreplay is important. you gotta ease her dovwn gently, as much as she vwants to giwve up control, she cant admit that. you need to slovwly gain ground, force concessions, until she feels like she has no choice but to giwve up. you take on the onus of the choice evwen as she makes it. vwin-wvin! from there you can do vwhatewver, just try to be interesting. cmon, shes better than "youre in lovwe wvith me, novw blovw me." hawve some standards, get creatiwve. so wve looked at the easy option, the medium, nowv vwere looking at the classic condy, no physical or mental restraints, at her full (wvell, hardly) capacity. you think shed be nigh impossible to cupe, right? wvrong. i havwe an easier time wvith condys than i do vwith meenah. this aint to say shes easy, or evwen that you could manage, but the paths are a lot more clear. you could go the charming flirt route, butter her up, boost her ego. the girls a total narcissist, she lovwes that shit. make her feel young again. if youre lucky shell take you as a sorta pet/consort/concubine for the night and shell havwe her wvay wvith you. thats fun, dont get me wvrong, but the real meat of its vwhen you push. her imperious condescension is the biggest paper tiger of all time. i said it, its out there. if you come across her shell puff up her chest, shell grovwl at you, she might evwen threaten you. dont react. laugh it off. act like shes just being silly. this part is a lot easier if youre already dead, no guarantee on hovw it vworks for the livwing. compliment her tits, her ass, objectify her. shell be stunned at the audacity, use that opportunity to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, wvhatewver. nowv, if youwve done anything, and i mean *anything* vwrong, she wvill skevwer you. but if you played your cards right? shell start to crumble. shell moan. her legs wvill start to shake. shes alwvays been the most povwerful bitch in any block shes in. youre giwving her the chance to let that image drop, just for a bit. shell take it. shes big, make her feel small. shes tough, make her feel soft. remind her that you knovw she vwanted this. that shes alvways vwanted this. shell melt. get her on her knees so you can look her in the face. if youvwe got the chance, sit on her throne. i swvear to you, her favworite thing in all of paradox space is choking dowvn the bulge of some asshole lounging on her big chair. bod: 10/10. holy shit. i havwe to assume she took jadeblood powvers too wvhen she did all her blood experiments because theres no vway vwashboard meenah grewv up to this naturally. shes not just a blovw-up doll either, girls got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great legs... you just knovw she aint vwearing anything under that wvetsuit either. if shes got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre sensitivwe. vwell, iwve nevwer met a girl vwho didnt hawve sensitiwve nips... gotta experiment vwith that. vwariety: 10/10. sure the three major archetypes i laid out are pretty much it, but theres a lot to chewv on. you like free use, shes got you covwered, mind fuckery, hell yeah, you wvant a super haughty bitch broken dovwn and on her knees? shes got it all. she can evwen dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter degenerate closet subs. its honestly adorable. ease: ?/10. youre not doing it. maybe the free use or tiaratop ones, sure. i just dont think you hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. not triwvially, not wvithout putting the vwork in, but you gotta understand the vworld i liwve in. giwven enough time spent vwith a babe, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell be mine. theres no better high than making the high and mighty empress say she lovwes you vwhile givwing you a titjob. i gotta vwork for it, shes still the most likely babe to *actually* resort to vwiolence on me, but... fuck me, i just cant stay awvay. personality: 10/10. this comes dovwn to preference, obvwiously, but i lowve me a haughty bitch. i think wvhat makes me enjoy her more than say, a vwriska or something, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? she treats you like youre nothing up until youre evwerything, you just gotta survwiwve that in-betwveen period. that svwitch in her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as wvith meenah, sometimes the misuse of aawve sucks bad, but then, my old humansona wvas vwhite so wvhat can i really say? owverall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just about anything for a good condy. i dont get the impression that any of her on chittr right novw are interested in being a good condesce for me, but feel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygirl, my dms are alwvays open. there are lame and mid condies, of course, same goes for ewvery gal, but there are fewv enough of them that they tend to stick out more, shes more strongly defined. i fucking lovwe her imperious condescension and i lowve fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt cowver, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws ovwer. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this wvithout you <3
Note how they started #lalondehour because I was posting and all the Lalondes got annoyed. Another example of casual misandry on this site.
He's just cranky because I'm over him.
Jake trying to usurp my role in the group. Terrible. I am the twink. You are the twunk. @golgothasTerror#1984
funny American [fuhn-ee] / ˈfʌn i / providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical See, in this description, it applies here, because it is supplying me amusement. I hope this helps.
As Dirk, if anybody has things they want to know about Dirk, they can ask me too, because I am him.
I've broken him.
Yes of course, I adore when you say please. It loosely translates to: "Please Mr. Muscle Man, I am in need of your manly grit and beautiful hairy chest to take those meaty paws and use me like a barbell." #nsfw
It seems you are in need of a translation, perhaps you ought to say please and I may assist.
no i know its just very predictable also that last bit there doesnt help your case