Vriska Serket
@araneaeGrapple
Sup 8itches, your favorite cerulean lad making a de8ut on this gogforsaken site! He/Him
High8loods may 8e pompous and make me wanna fucking cull them at times 8ut GOD that nook and 8ulge game they got going on is undenia8le. #nsfw
Y0ure a highbl00d
I'm talking a8out HIGHER8LOODS, don't 8e padantic a8out it. >::::/
8e honest now, who want me? 8ah who am I kidding? You all do. Why do I even 8other asking at this rate?
You know damn well I could change your mind if I really got off my ass and wanted to. >::::)
allready got a cerullean baddie in my pitch quad sorry swing and a miss
YOURE FUN AND A// BUT I DONT REA//Y KNOW YOU ENOUGH TO CARE ABOUT WANTING YOU AT A// >8/
Who said anything a8out quads?
I'm unsure if you're the dragon in your profile picture, 8ut I'm glad. I know I'm freaky 8ut I'm not like Donkey from Shrek, ain't willing to pipe a dragon. No offense.
IM NOT A DRAGON BUT I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT HEHEHE >83
You will wanna at some point. No8ody can resist the Serket charm. ::::)
theres a million vriskas on here and i have yet to want to fuck ANY of em bud but props for your unhinged sellf confidence
These fucking 8ozos must have amnesia, 8ecause they all forget that I'm him.
This Perc 30 got me talkin' like I'm Joe 8iden on stage. #su8stance
ME AND YOU SHOULD TAKE TOKES OFF A JOINT SOMETIME JUST SPOUTING RANDOM SHIT BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN EACH OTHER. #SUBSTANCES
This sounds like a lovely way to pass any form of time.
DO YOU WANNA DO IT?
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! >::::)
Had her 8olt ons in my mouth like a 8ark8east with a wriggler, room smelled like a Dow Chemical plant when I was done with 'em. I lost total control. The micro plastics most certainly crossed my 8lood 8rain 8arrier. #nsfw #violence
Shooting ropes in the cockpit of my Tachikawa ki94, Kaigun Chusa gonna have me wiping down loads like Mr. Miyagi's window technique, wax on, wax off. 8ut it doesn't matter 8ecause I got 4 confirmed kills. #nsfw
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That 7 minute cherry Coca Cola fueled piss I took after watching the 3 hours and 21 minutes 2005 rendition of King Kong got me gasping for air and 8egging for death. #nsfw pro8a8ly.
JUST HOW MUCH CHERRY COLA DID YOU FUCKING DRINK???
Too much for any rational 8eing to handle.
< GIVING THE PEOPLE (VRISKA) WHAT THEY WANT. MINE ASS. EVENTUALLY. I'M NOT EVEN HIVE RIGHT NOW. >
This is so hype.
(=^･⩊･^=) < WHAT IF I PAWLSO WANT THINE ASS?
< THINE WILL ALSO GET MINE ASS. >
(=^･⩊･^=) < HUZZAH!! #DATASS
i f0rg0t t0 p0st this when it actually happened. i dedicate this chitt t0 all y0u serkets 0ut there. i c0uldn't have d0ne it with0ut y0u pr0bably. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/1410ae268451.jpeg
I have never 8een so proud for a Captor in my life. That's really saying something too.
h0ld 0nt0 that feeling, because it'll never happen again.
Pretend that every post I write, like I'm saying it to you while reading it off of a rolled-up medieval scroll like a fucking commandment.
With every post I make I feel like an evil wizard up in a tower concocting the most horrific of potions that will 8e a 8light to the face of society and poison it. And I'm doing it with a fucken smile on my face. Is this how Lalonde's feel occasionally?
He deserves it.
I do not think that is an entirely appropriate remark to make in this situation Or ever In fact scratch "entirely" it is not at all appropriate Sorry appropri8 Got to speak your language Sorry appropri8 Maybe if I speak your language you will learn
Nothing I say appropor8, you should know this 8y now. And it's true! Who else would I go on a massive 8ender with? Fucking Tavros???????? As IF! She's way too soft like every other version.
Hm How often do you go on these Massive benders
Too much.
Okay so you are both alcoholics enabling each other Seek help please
Who said it was just alcohol that I'm partaking in? #su8stance
(( what the fuck why did it post both of those. I swear to god i deleted one of those "sorry appropri8"s
((Happens to the best of us.
Every Vantas is a 8itch ass motherfucker and I don't give a damn what you say a8out that fact.
I have never 8een so enticed 8y an idea. Get your upgrades already fuck—
i can 0nly w0rk the human ribbit s0 hard ribbit he has a pr0ject ribbit bef0re me
Devastating news. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/81a96e2c7fa6.gif
the 0nly thing y0u can d0 ribbit is take y0ur bulge ribbit and slather it acr0ss my ribbit sm00th metal f0rm which i will n0t ribbit feel #nsfw
You act as if I still won't get off in some way.
That's fair, I always wondered how loud your voice module could get. Guess I'll have to put that to the test when these upgrades come in. ;;;;) #suggestive
Hung the opp 8y his ankle, 8ashed his head in with a 8ase8all 8at, picked up the pieces and said "Happy 8irthday" 8efore handing it out to the rest of the gang like party favors. #violence
W0w y0u are s0 c00l
I love the truths you speak. Thank you.
I will ALWAYS 8e him, and you will never 8e on my level. Get the fuck out you stupid 8itch, you are 8eneath me. Licking the crum8s that come off my fucken shoe off the ground wherever I come and go, lil' fuck 8itch. I swear I just 8e typing shit.
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AGAINM
KEEP TYPING YOUR SHIT YOU MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
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What?
I 8etter 8e otherwise I'm doing something wrong.
IM JUST SAYING THE MORE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH THE MORE YOUR IN STORE FOR, SO MAKE ME LAUGH TILL MY VOICE CRACKS, HUH BOY?
That pussy hit like a fire in an Alternian lithium mine, fifty trolls keeled over in agony just for me to wet my whistle. #nsfw
Fuck game so good that I had that 8itch looking like a 8lue-dyed cream cheese cra8 rangoon that got cut in half after I was finished. You are not on my level. #nsfw
Yes, showing all that nasty goodness. #nsfw I have 0 shame and I will keep stating this factoid.
Could 8e either, I'm versatile like that.
dude if your slurry looks like cream cheese PLEASE see a urologist!!!! D8
Nah that's just how good my fuck game is, I keep going even after finished 8ecause I'm a fucking freak-a-zoid like that. #nsfw
bro i am actually gonna hurl that's so gross!!!! DX
Don't knock it until you try it. ;;;;)
bro you have to understand, ANY attraction or respect i may have had for you before this conversation was ruined by the fucking GALL you had in comparing your slurry to fucking CREAM CHEESE of all things. jesus christ man i think i WILL knock it actually!!!! i think it's normal to not want my partners' slurry to come out in THICK CHUNKS, that shit's COAGULATED!!!!!!!!! YUCK, DUDE!!!!! but maybe that's just me!!! maybe i'm the weird one here maybe everyone out here is cumming chunks and estrogen just emulsified mine into a more reasonable viscosity. NOT!!!!!!! you're FUCKED UP dogg. you are straight up fucked in the head. B/
If your cream cheese is coming out chunky then that shit is expired dawg. I also know I'm fucked in the head 8ut that just makes my freak game go up. I shoot ropes like a fucking Eastern Alternian porno protagonist don't play with me.
Either Megido's want me or want me dead. No in8etween.
I figured at least ⚣ne ⚣f them w⚣uld want b⚣th 030
I lied, some do now that I think a8out it. ::::)
DUALITY OF MEGIDOS.
is this a luxury i cann0t ribbit 0btain n0w 0r must i ribbit call y0u a bitch again ribbit t0 change y0ur mind #suggestive
I wish I could get a hoe that could 8ounce and throw ass like a Jello cup on top of a washing machine that has a 8rick in it. If you know, you know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5518ed939386.gif #nsfw
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:D #SUGGESTIVE
You know all Serket's gotta at least try. >;;;;)
👀💦
:D
Wires cr0ssed, tried t0 sh0ve a brick in y0u
If you mean "8rick" as in a "gargantuan 8lock of cocaine" then I'll allow it. #su8stance
I mean m0res0 cinderbl0ck up the chute but ill take this as permissi0n t0 keep g0ing
Fuck you know exactly the words to get a lad worked up. Thank you.
Made it out of the nursing home like a 8andit wearing nothing 8ut a Su8way meat8all sandwich. #nsfw ????????
I assume just a half sub? F00tl0ng seems like 0verkill
Overkill is in the name of my game. Nothing more, nothing less.
NOT GONN4 L13, M4NSK4 1S K1ND OF 3NT3RT41N1NG.
When am I not? >::::)
HMMM, WH3N YOU C4LL YOURS3LF D4DDY.
I do it for the love of the game and nothing else.
.... TH1N 1C3.