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@araneaeGrapple — #substance

You history, I use my machine to make you a mystery like Scoo8y-Doo! I roll up my doo8ie, full of the 8eautiful! Her 8ooty pull me in 'cause she's suita8le, irrefuta8le! Run upon you, make you a victim, I'm the fuckin' shooter. I don't pay for features, I leak 'em, watch your damn computer. 8ack in high school, they took my scooter, they made me a looter!(They did it) I feel smart, I ain't need no tutor, 8orn a true intruder!!!!!!!! Lil Darkie - HOLOCAUST

Kult: +5
Total: 5

You could smoke every 8lunt in the world and still never even get close to my high.

I need either a fat rack or a fat ass to suffoc8 my woes away along with this purp, smh my head.

Kult: +12
Total: 12

Don't mind me as I snort a fat line off the dash. Aka, off my palmhusk. I finna 8e tweaking.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Smoke8om8! 8ut it's just giant 8alloon of loose cocaine.

The 8est fuckers to plunder aren't imperial ships or some merchant ships. Sure, they can have some pretty damn valua8le stuff! 8ut if you wanna play it safe AND get yourself quite a hull full of riches? Go after DEALERS. They can't fucking report to the Empire or anyone else, they're easy pickings! Though, watch out for the guns. They suck to get shot 8y.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I'm smoking on that crushed Alaskan yeti 8one marrow pack out of your matesprit's skull, this shit will have your ass seeing out entire ancestrial tree surrounding and judging your sorry ass. You think I wear this shiny as fuck Rolex for the time? FUCK NO! This ice on my wrist is for show, I don't need to know the time 8ecause all y'all are on MY TIME ALREADY! So fuckin' 8ugged out off the Perc that it'll have my 8ulge waving the fuck around like a Whacky Wavey Infl8a8le Arm-Flailing Tu8e Man, just without the arms. It'll have shawty doing fucking summersaults onto my shit, str8 pogo-stick treatment. I wa...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Aight. 8een 8usy today! I've made some CHANGES to this #8rawl-out. I've moved the 8ar to the main ring! So fuckers can get as cronked as they wish while watching. I've also instilled more rules, such as hardening the "no weapon rule", due to SOMEONE using metallic claws and merkin' someone first day. Refur8ishing is also happening, overall, tryna make it comfier. Gonna add a voting system for ring modifiers, instead of it 8eing left up to chance. Tryna make it fair, y'know? More changes to come.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Str8 sipping on mud to start off the morn, this shit will have all the 8irds in the morning stay dead fuck-off silent 'cause this purp gives me so much aura. And the opps? Don't even get me started on they pussy asses. Or it could 8e this shotgun with 8irdshot. Honestly? Could 8e either. I would stay quiet to if I had a face remover pointed at my dome. Fuck around and find out, shitlips.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Working on some new attachments for my arm while tokin' this reefer like a fucken G. I have too much time on my hands. Gonna also try to tinker with my eye again, 8ut it REALLY sucks to honestly. You try taking your ro8otic 8ul8 out of socket with a spoon and detaching it from the ca8le that connects to your neural pathways. Not. FUN!!!!!!!! 8ut worth it in the end.

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Total: 5

Leavin other rappers devast8ed With that look in my eye, like I'm hella faded! It's funny 'cause I got no medic8ion. Everytime I show up it's a cele8r8ion. You don't know anything, you need an educ8ion. I'm a legend, the 8est in the gener8ion. They 8e givin' compliments and ador8ion. For my skill on the mic, and imagin8ion! You not even a part of the convers8ion! That's why they 8e lookin' so meloncholy. You'd 8e 8etter off just sellin' yo 8ody for money. That shit would 8e HELLA funny! From the mic, to dressin' like a 8unny. You should hang up the headphones, throw in the towel. Lil Darkie ...Read more

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I am high on cocaine and have a gun.

Kult: +19
Kull: +10
Total: 29
Ratio: 1.90

I WILL HIT. ON. EVERYONE. I don't give a FUCK what they are! Some cosmic horrorterror, some imperialist scum8ag, a fucking AI ro8o-8a8e, or even a gogdamn FELT (though, I gotta 8e REAL drunk for high for that one pro8a8ly). There's veeeeeeeery few who I wouldn't hit on. Do not test this.

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

Next time: more drugs.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I'm sippin' that on that mud that'll give you a rock-hard and make you see the developers of this whole fucking simul8ion! Step up and try touching my stash, and I'll have your punk-ass doing 20 to LIFE in a sensory depriv8ion cham8er with nothing 8ut the sound of my own laughter. I'll fuck you so hard you'll love me and want me to put your wrigglers through school, fuck-8itch! I don't pay for poon ever; I just manifest that shit with a flick of my wrist and my sheer swagger as fuck attitude. I'm a 8east, I'm a menace, I'm a literally an incognito hazard that poses a risk to the entire multiverse who wil...Read more

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

Just had to wash a 8unch of lipstick off me though— fucken aye, I 8arely remem8er shit. All I remem8er is drinking most of a fifth of vodka, toking a fucking hookah, and snorting some fun powder. What the fuck happened—? I guess I got lucky somehow! Holy fuck, my head........

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Total: 12

Okay, I. Am finally good after one helluva 8ender last night— I got REAL fucked up the other night! Tomorrow, the #8rawl-out is still going on at 6 P.M EST! Everything is set in order, so I do hope to see you all there! 8e ready to strife! >::::)

Kult: +20
Kull: +2
Total: 22
Ratio: 10.00

Hey yo! Stare into my fucking eyes and you will see. How your life could 8e 8efore you met me! Don't wait, G, I meant you, and your little sister too! I 8roke in your house and 8lew chunks in the room! Now look at that, I'm chillin' in your mama's 8u88le 8ath. Relaxin'! Chewin' on a shitty used napkin. I must've mistook it for your grandma's tits. She's into zippers and whips, I'm talkin' freaky-deaky shit, 8itch! Torture you with gutter tu8es and throw you out like ru88ish. Tie up all your lim8s and then control you like a puppet. The 8itches love it, putting cocaine in a 8ucket. Serve it to ...Read more

Well fuck, glad at least that this shit will 8e done fot 8efore Tuesday. Also wanted to ask you fuckheads on here: would Tuesday work out? I COULD push it onto Thursday if that's somehow more convenient. I don't care either way, I ain't doing that shit on Wednesday though since I have a 8unch of— er........ "Product" I must move. Yeah. Let's leave it at that.

Kult: +9
Total: 9

Kuprum and I are almost done with the private domiciles— yes, that is indeed a 8reaking 8ad reference within the name. These rooms shall 8e for those that really wish to get frisky, or overall have privacy during this event. There's 3 rooms! Should 8e more than enough honestly, not like this event is focused on vehement fucking. It's for STRIFING AND 8RAWLING! 8ut I know some of you horndawgs can't help yourselves. 8oth rings are complete, however! Same with the 8ar, I just got done fully stocking that thing with pllllllllenty of goods. Hell, there's even 8uild Grist if that's anyone's fancy. Oh yeah....Read more

Kult: +20
Total: 20

I'm a8out to 8eat the fuck out of the opp so hard that he'll 8e curled into a fetal position, shaking worse than a freshly 8orn human crack 8a8y in this jawn, if that limp-8ulge motherfucker dares glance at me again, I'll turn his whole nervous system into a jump rope and skip str8 on over to the 8ank. I got shawty all up in the cri8 doing some acro8atics on this 8ulge while holding the literal Declaration of Independence in my right hand and a 8ottle of Henny in my left. Don't you step up to me, you little 8itch-made fuck, I'll have your entire 8lock throwing they asses 8ack for me, and those assholes d...Read more

Kult: +5
Total: 5

If there is ever a ranking for whoever is the 8iggest fucking menace on this platform. MY ASS 8ETTER 8E AT LEAST TOP 3! On gog, I'll fucking air out the function if I get anything lower than 3 while my nose is a8solutely fucking iced up to a gogdamn tee.

What. A fucking. Night. (×2) I'm so8ering up from this 8ottle, unsure if I should keep going. At least I can type without the fucken words spinning on my palmhusk.

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Total: 7

Okay tttttttthat's fucjinh 8ETTR! *8etter *fucking Oh goh I'm pullig a Roxy rn. *Gog *pulling Fml. I'm gon have a KILLRRRRRRRR hangover tomorrow morn.

Yeah chat, I'm cooked. Cooked 8eyond 8elief. If I was a steak, I wouldn't 8e a "well done", I'd 8e a "congratul8ions" right now. Yeah, I'm. Going to. Take my mind off thing. Aka, just get stupid 8lasted until my legs don't feel like my own legs.

The resounding lack of responses seems telling to me of the worst case scenario. Oh gog, oh fuck, oh no no no no no no no no. I'm literally a8out to TWEAK. I need. A plentiful amount of alcohol that's sufficient enough to put a trunk-8east into a coma, if the worst answer is what I think it is. ........ I still don't regret shit though. Fuck you. This is shame, there's a difference.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

OOOOOOOOKAY! Done with the renev8ions to this place, t'was once a dump, now less of a dump and more of a place for KICKING ASS to occur at! Gonna finish up with Kuprum tomorrow, gonna have this asshole crash at my place, and also force him to fucken shower. Why do all gold8loods have a penchant for 8eing stinky as fuck? 8eats me, man. Tomorrow we will flesh out the 8ar more and stock it up with plenty of goodies that'll 8e free to gra8 up! Though, don't 8e stealing no fucken whole cases of 8eer or the whole 8rick I'll have there, I WILL find out and will gut your ass 8efore everyone like it's a part of ...Read more

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

I'm getting fucking GEEKED off of this entire sheet of LSD and 6 honey packs like it's just another Tuesday! I'm in the V.I.P section of an Apple 8ee's making your ancestor panic solely from my 8ig 8ulge energy I radiate upon entering the scene. I'm packing more heat than the Li8rary of Alexandria, glock strapped to my waist while I hip-thrust and gyr8 my shit like some hypnosis' pendulum. My money is longer than the Sill Road and my hitters are pulling up in a hijacked Cy8ertruck that we taped a goddamn jousting javelin on top of just for the hell of it. This shit ain't nothing to me, man! You don't wann...Read more

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Total: 5

Okay! Within this place, we are also fashioning some of the rooms within the place so those that don't wish to fight at all can go to and hang out, talk, or even get frisky at. The sole focus IS indeed strifing with this, 8UT!!!!!!!! I wish to allow flexi8ility for all those that wish to attend. Fighting, su8stances, and fucking. How could it get any 8etter than that?

Fucken sick of getting invaded while at events! You have NO idea how annoying it is to clean up death off my land! One fucker even harpooned my 8ig ass ship, now I have to repair the fucking hole in it. Not a MASSIVE pro8lem, 8ut fucken aye, annoying when I just wanted to fucking party! I need an early morning drink........

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Y'know, other's think that I'm exactly what I portray myself as, 8ut the truth is? I'm actually not THAT fucking terri8le, I swear! Not gonna whine your fucken ear off like my counterparts nor drone on a8out drama like a mid-sweep wriggler, instead I'll just wanna get fucking 8lasted with you and get the PAR-TAY S T A R T E D ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >::::D

Kull: +2
Total: 2

1738, ayy. I'm like, "hey, what's up, hello"! Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door. I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll. Married to the money, introduced her to my stove. Showed her how to whip it, now she remix it for low. She my trap queen, let her hit the 8ando. We 8e counting up, watch how far them 8ands go. We just set a goal, talking matching Lam8os! At 56 a gram, 5 a hundred grams though. Man, I swear I love her how she work that damn pole. Hit the strip clu8, we 8e letting 8ands go! Every8ody h8ing, we just call them fans though! In love with the money, I ain't ne...Read more

This zaza got me seeing shit, man! I'm over here peering into fucking Gaia while having the vision of a gogdamn kaleidescope up in this 8itch, 8ut as always, this shit AIN'T EVEN A THING to me! I'll pingpong the opp's head against the pavement using my 8oot as the goddamn paddle while your shawty AND friends (home8oys too) all wanna kiss up on me. Afterwards, I'mma start pushing mad P on the very corner you swore to defend, just to add insult to injury. You're NOTHING to me, 8roke ass!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I don't think I'll ever go 8ack there. I got what I needed, 8ut nothing shall make me forget. Yet, despite 8eing away from that place, I still feel drawn 8ack, like I'm 8eing called. I don't know how else to descri8e it. I got that fucking transportalizer though! I'm not sure if it was worth it. I need a drink........

Kult: +2
Total: 2

There really ain't no rest for the wicked, eh? I'm off to em8ark 8ack on a trip to that strange universe and get my damn ship 8ack! I took some advice from someone to send in a drone there, and gog damn are tiny transportalizer hard to implement on a camera drone! Not to mention keeping the frequency steady 8etween one universe to another, 8ut after some loooooooong work and a lot of 8ong packs later, I did it! It's strange, the transmission is rather hazy, 8ut it's exactly like how I remem8ered it, even if I remem8ered very little. My research from this yields that the weird, 8ig ass o8elisk thing is...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Just doing a steady Crip walk through the opps neigh8orhood, them pussy ass 8itches ain't gonna do shit a8out me selling this mythic skunk that'll twist your 8ulge into 12 different knots (call that shit the 8oyscout pack) on they 8lock, as a matter of fact? I'mma hire some motherfuckers to start laying out a red carpet for my dum8ass everywhere I Crip walk through their joint. Fuck with me, I dare you, I'll have your shawty 8low me out harder than a candle 8efore snuffing they 8itch asses worse than one.

Kult: +25
Total: 25

Cocaine.

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Total: 15

I've 8een hitting London doing shows, I'm on tour 8itch. I've 8een pouring wock in my cup, that's a 4, 8itch. I might even fuck on the 8ackside of your 8itch! So many sluts on deck, whore storage. Do not 8e ungr8ful, please finish up your porridge. Of pussy ass 8astard, there's no shortage. I just 8ought a house in the hills, skip the mortgage. I've 8een making a rap with a trap metal chorus. Lil Darkie - TRAP METAL

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

I’m smoking that Himalayan yeti-fleece pack. I snorted a line of pulverized angel marrow off a strippers spine in the 8ack of a 2004 Honda Odyssey. This shit’ll turn your eyes into cartoon dots in this 8itch. I’m a dawg, I’m a 8east, I’m a logic-defying pro8lem. I popped a Perc-7,000 just now, didn't even know these fuckers existed until this moment, 8ut this shit got me seeing the source code for the entire simul8ion, then I walked through the projects and turned the sidewall into pure gold just to watch the entire neigh8or start tearing eachother apart for a piece of the cur8. If you start seeing me in...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I don’t leave footprints, I leave trauma; I’m 8ack-to-8ack with some 8eefhead fucking juggalo dude in the VIP lounge of a clown church, getting a lap dance from some fucken purp-8lood 8addie while I plot the downfall of the entirety of troll society in such a way that it would make all your assholes pucker simultaneously at once, all while tokong that dehydr8ed and crushed dragon dick supremo gape-your-asshole-raw pack. I'm an a8solute cosmic threat wearing a pair of MSCHF 8oots and a pair of True Religion's, and I'll a8solutely smoke your entire 8lock out that it'll make drone 8om8ings on low8loods look ...Read more

Kull: +10
Total: 10

Gonna pour wock onto my a8s and shawty's head while she's sucking me off. Fuck all that liquor 8ullshit. Some str8 purp for shawty that'll make her do a whole ass Michael Jackson lean while I give 8ackshots. I have 0 regrets.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

This percocet was forged in the fires of a dying galaxy 8y a sprite with a gam8ling de8t. I'm him, I'm the 8ig Pharma 8oogeyman that'll have them corpo chuds quaking in their tacky ass dress shoes. I roll up to your trap hive, air that 8itch out with my 9 while humping the air while on top of the roof of a pink Hummer. Afterwards I'm selling that entire function for 3 Ceagar and a pack of Newports, 8ut not 8efore I smoke on this Mesopotamian swamp-rot pack that'll have my lungs looking like a 8urnt 8risket in a stripclu8 8asement. You don't want to FUCK with me! I'm literally him, I will continue to 8e h...Read more

My flow is so toxic it makes the 1984 8hopal disaster look like a 8u88le 8ath. I’m standing on a stack of federal indictments and felonies so high I can see the curvature of the this gogdamn planet! I'm sipping on that MK-Ultra liquid courage, the type of shit that'll have your 8itchass traversing the function with only echoloc8ion.

Kult: +9
Total: 9

I walked into the Vatican wearing nothing 8ut a floor-length mink and a smile, then I did a line of crushed moonstone off the ass of the Pope's personal stripper. I'm getting gassed up off this fucken Transylvanian tom8-rot pack that smells like wet dog in a microwave and regret, making this holy refuge str8 up devilish! Afterwards I'm going to 8eat the 8ark8east piss out of an opp simply to harvest his tears for this fucken wock I'm concocting in my 8asement like I'm some witch over a cauldron with a comedically large spoon plated in 24k gold, this shit will make you see into the 8th dimension once I'm d...Read more

Kult: +10
Total: 10

If I go to pull down those fuckin' drawers, the scent of sex pheromones 8etter hit me harder than cracking open a fresh test tu8e of fucking sulfur mixed with fent that'll get me so 8lasted that it'll have me seeing the Devil himself in a 8anana hammock? I don't fucking WANT IT! I'M FREAKY!!!!!!!! >::::)

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

Whelp, with that shanty outta the way, time to get PISS drunk at the most awkward and 8umfuck of times!

Smokin' a rapper like gra88a. I’m high like a ladder, I do the shit 8adder. I'm rollin' up fatter and downloadin' data. I'm seeing through matter, make everything shatter! Like I was on acid, my dick is not flaccid! In fact, it is massive, I cannot 8e passive! I'm smoking that salvia divinorum I'mma run up and give an orange to an alien in the MORNING! Lil Darkie: ONE TAKE

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I HAVE AN ERECTION, I HAVE NO DIRECTION! SLIPPING ON A LIQUID, NON-ADDICTIVE, LIKE IT'S 8ORIN'. 8UT IT NOT, IT GOT ME SOARING! I'M TRIPPING INTO MY CORE! AND I'M W8ING PATIENTLY, FADE INTO SOFA GRACEFULLY. MAPLE LEAF, THINKIN' '8OUT WHEN THE PAPER LEAVE! HOW AM I GOING TO PAY FOR WEED? — Lil Darkie: METHHEAD FREESTYLE

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I just popped a senzu 8ean laced with dried and powdered demon scrotum and fentanyl; I’m seeing God and he owes me some fucking racks! I'm in the trap house looking like a gargoyle in a k-hole, and moving through the function with a goddamn knife in my heart in an attempt to feel something other than utterly dia8olical, and it got yo shawty a8solutely entranced and wanting a taste, and I'm serving myself up with a side of hollow tips and heavy ass panting all goddamn night long. Do NOT fuck with me either, I'll 8low your head smooth off your shoulders with this gold pl8ed pumpy so hard that it'll leave yo...Read more

Kult: +15
Total: 15

My money and riches are older than the concept of sin and my shooters are strictly h8ers that are too mad that they can't ride my 8ulge worse than a fresh pogo stick. I took your main squeeze to the shadow realm and let her ride the sapphire worm; 8rought her 8ack to and shawty had white hair and a newfound hankering for chaos. I'm moving 8ricks that'll make shawty see Gog in a g-string. I don't play around, son! I don't run the streets, I haunt the pavement itself, gonna have your tim8ers real shim8ered upon stepping on my 8lock. Fuck with me, you won't, 8roke-8oi.

Kult: +10
Total: 10