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@araneaeGrapple — #nsfw

8orn killer faced to serve life in the trenches on the hunt for nook and zaza, I smell that shit from MILES away, call me a 8loodhound! DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I will shoot a troll in the face with silly 8uckshot and make their face look like Ga8riel's Horn afterwards. This shit ain't nothing to me, man!!!!!!!! #violence #su8stance #nsfw ????????

Kult: +16
Kull: +15
Total: 31
Ratio: 1.07

Smoking that Oshkosh cement mixer Mississippi mudflap Joe Peschi semen sizzler zaza SUPREME. #su8stance #nsfw may8e????????

Kult: +4
Kull: +7
Total: 11
Ratio: 0.57

If squirt is pee, then I must 8e a piss pir8! ARRRRRRRGH! #nsfw #nsfwe pro8a8ly?

Kult: +10
Total: 10

These Percs got me feeling like I'm on top of 2 fat 8itches scissoring. Like I'm on a 8ouncy castle! Fuck with me, I dare you, 8itch. #nsfw #su8stance

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

Gave a 8itch 8ackshots so powerful they registered a 9.8 earthquake in Eastern Alternia. So many casualties that day........ #nsfw

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

If someone hot were to 8eat the everliving 8ark8east piss outta me right now, I think I'd cum. #nsfw #violence

Kult: +24
Kull: +10
Total: 34
Ratio: 2.40

8oofed that Antiquated Mycenaean era gold plated top shelf Olympic Minoan tzatziki kykeon so hard, I hallucinated Ereshkigal's goatmeat ke8a8 pouring that sweet ichor straight down my throat while she played my lur for 11 straight hours until my 8ulgeskin melted off. When I came to, I was facedown in a puddle of my own liquid shit in 8ed with a 8eat-ass 8earded 8itch from Scythia with no teeth and only one arm. Still fucked her anyways, that sloppy toppy had me speaking Linear-A for a fortnight. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. #nsfw #nsfwe #su8stance #draculaflowcoded

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I love me hoes with a 8ush. I get to call myself the lawn mower and go "HANHANHANGHANGHANHAN" on that nook and clip it all out, hairs in teeth and all, all sloppy style and shit. This is a very normal post from me. #nsfw

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

When that ass drop? No survivors left. NONE. #nsfw pro8a8ly????????

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

I just 8lew up a Cy8er Truck. I just 8uttfucked Elon Musk. Indian 8oy so you know my 8itch told me my dick look just like an elephant tusk. I'm playing Mario 8ros with Zucc. I leave the devil with wings and a halo! I just shot up the Amazon warehouse and sent a .5 to Jeff 8ezos. #lyricpost #violence #nsfw possi8ly????????

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Gonna have me a hoe gimme the sloppiest, sticky syrup footjo8 8eneath the a desk at Denny's. Waiter will come over and ask what we want to order, and I'll have to look at him with a str8 face and say "MORE. SYRUP!" 8efore a8so-fucking-lutely painting the underside of that ta8le. This one's for you, @uprootedGarden. You asked for this. #nsfw #ihavepro8lems

Kult: +12
Kull: +12
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.00

If you look me up on any data8ase, they put me down as Senior Sixteen Inch. #nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +10
Kull: +12
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.83

I'm going to fuck the living fishy shit out of each and every one of them. For research. This post idea was given to me. ::::) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8180f288df58.jpeg

I gave that 8ulge and nook a Colum8ian necktie. #nsfw

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

I went down on 'em deli style! Fucking kosher salami, kosher sticky icky eyes of emerald green swamp kush, hit it fuckin 8roger style and used green ketchup while I fucked them. #nsfw #su8stance

Kult: +12
Kull: +12
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.00

When I'm through with them, you can drive a Ford F150 through that nook. Tell me how my 8ulge tastes afterwards when you go down on your girl next time, shit-for-pan. #nsfw

Kult: +15
Kull: +7
Total: 22
Ratio: 2.14

It 8urns when I pee 'cause this 8ulge game is so fire. #nsfw

Kult: +24
Kull: +14
Total: 38
Ratio: 1.71

Spent racks at the Viper room snortin' lines like a teachers pet. I'm the line leader, fuckin nasal passages open wide, smell the pussy and za coming a mile away like a fuckin' German Shepherd, 8ut I'm Castlevanian paler than the sad 8oi you fucked last week. #su8stance #nsfw

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I'm going to make you cum, hope I cum though 'cause I got dehydrated from this fucking zaza, gonna have a delayed ejaculation from that filthy slut Perc 30. #nsfw #su8stance #draculaflowcoded

Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80

Told her make me cum and we'll hit rodeo drive and 8uy her that fendi, looking like James Hetfield on the hunt for tight nook and za-za. #nsfw #su8stance

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

High8loods may 8e pompous and make me wanna fucking cull them at times 8ut GOD that nook and 8ulge game they got going on is undenia8le. #nsfw

Kult: +25
Kull: +4
Total: 29
Ratio: 6.25

Had her 8olt ons in my mouth like a 8ark8east with a wriggler, room smelled like a Dow Chemical plant when I was done with 'em. I lost total control. The micro plastics most certainly crossed my 8lood 8rain 8arrier. #nsfw #violence

Kult: +12
Total: 12

Shooting ropes in the cockpit of my Tachikawa ki94, Kaigun Chusa gonna have me wiping down loads like Mr. Miyagi's window technique, wax on, wax off. 8ut it doesn't matter 8ecause I got 4 confirmed kills. #nsfw

Kult: +30
Kull: +2
Total: 32
Ratio: 15.00

That 7 minute cherry Coca Cola fueled piss I took after watching the 3 hours and 21 minutes 2005 rendition of King Kong got me gasping for air and 8egging for death. #nsfw pro8a8ly.

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

That pussy hit like a fire in an Alternian lithium mine, fifty trolls keeled over in agony just for me to wet my whistle. #nsfw

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

Fuck game so good that I had that 8itch looking like a 8lue-dyed cream cheese cra8 rangoon that got cut in half after I was finished. You are not on my level. #nsfw

Kult: +7
Kull: +15
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.47

I wish I could get a hoe that could 8ounce and throw ass like a Jello cup on top of a washing machine that has a 8rick in it. If you know, you know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5518ed939386.gif #nsfw

Kult: +7
Kull: +10
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.70

Made it out of the nursing home like a 8andit wearing nothing 8ut a Su8way meat8all sandwich. #nsfw ????????

Kult: +14
Kull: +10
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.40

Shawty's rack is gargantuan. Shawty's rack look like it's right off the shelf. Shawty's rack defies Newtonian physics. Shawty's rack is a liquid asset. Shawty's rack comes with 0% APR financing. #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

These crystals got me looking, feeling, moving AND speaking like Anton Chigurh. I need you to spread them cheeks, sir. #su8stance #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Shawty wanted to know a8out my fuck game and I fucked her Full Nelson style in front of a full wall mirror call me Trace Adkins 8ecause every light in the house 8etter 8e on. Fuck my utility 8ill I wanna see it all! #nsfw

Kult: +17
Kull: +14
Total: 31
Ratio: 1.21

Meh, actually if I horny post 8arely any8ody will notice, and quite frankly I don't give a fuck. Where is someone that is willing to either strangle the fuck out of me to near passing out or would allow me to do that for them? Fuck man, there isn't an in8etween. #nsfw

Kult: +24
Kull: +7
Total: 31
Ratio: 3.43

My skin is thick and calloused from years of having insults chucked at me at Mach fuck speeds, and 8ulge game so strong, that when the 2 are paired up, I give the nook a rug8urn. #nsfw

Kult: +23
Kull: +12
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.92

That nook smell got me higher than a jiffy lu8e tech opening up a fresh 8arrel of 8rake clean. That nook looked like Wendys chili after I was done with it. I should feel a sem8lance of shame for this stuff I type at some point, right? WRONG! #nsfw #nsfwe possi8ly

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

Needs me a phat ro8o ass to suffocate under. Ro8o 8addies, hit me up. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please. #nsfw

Kult: +36
Kull: +2
Total: 38
Ratio: 18.00

8y the way if you wanna say something to me SAY IT TO MY FACE you COWARDS. I will literally fuck you. Up. Yeah, up. Ahem. #suggestive #nsfw may8e???????? >::::(

Kult: +27
Kull: +7
Total: 34
Ratio: 3.86

! I gave that hoe such sinister 8ackshots that I 8roke her neck and spinal column, she's going to need physical therapy for 15 months to learn how to walk again— I send my utter condolences, 8ut I ain't paying a visit. #nsfw

Kult: +19
Kull: +2
Total: 21
Ratio: 9.50

Enter sandman! Fuck 8oi forgot I'm him so I entered him and exited him repeatedly, sand dick couldn't handle it. Mother fucker tried to exit life, I shot him in Derse and called it an assisted culling, they forgot I'm him! They wanna 8e me and will never 8e me. #nsfw and #violence may8e #draculaflowcoded

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Got that JT "8ringing Sexy 8ack" fuck game going on. You smoke lawn clippings, I'm smoking that XXL Kooper Trooper El Chapo pack you stupid swine. You hate me 8ecause you ain't me, sugar rumps. #su8stance and #nsfw may8e

Kult: +7
Total: 7

An Aradia has st8ed that using text to speech would make things easier on me in terms of having 1 arm for fhe time 8eing. I think this is a great idea, so great, that while making my way to Equius', I'll make this Chitt while outside and in full earshot of everyone. I love milky! Milky milky milky! 8IIIIIIIIG tidders yummy! Heehee, hoohoo, motor8oat time 8RRRRRRRR! I do hope you all enjoyed this. You are welcome, some of my finest work yet. #nsfw pro8a8ly

Kult: +39
Kull: +7
Total: 46
Ratio: 5.57

Some of you strike me as the type to wipe your ass when you take a dump 8ut keep going with the wipe until it reaches your tail8one. #nsfw #ithinkthismight8ensfw #fuckifiknowimtoo8aked

Kult: +10
Total: 10

If you are ever having pro8lems with your enemy, a way to always win is to, uh— Just fuck them? Yeah that sounds a8out right, this Chitt will now 8e printed, laminated, and nailed into my wall. #nsfw

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

Gonna write my opps name in the Deathnote and force them to fuck a couch rawdog until they die with their 8ulge em8edded into the couch. Fuck around and find out. #nsfw #violence #possi8lensfwe ????????

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

So, nook and the 8ulge, amiright or amiright? #nsfw

Kult: +27
Total: 27

I made it to the edge of the omniverse, didn't like what I saw, so I made haste 8ack to the vessel and pacified myself with some Eastern Alternian milkers. You can't make this shit up. This shit ain't nothing to me, man! #nsfw May8e. #draculaflow

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

Ro8o nook got me acting strange. #nsfw I think I need to really grow more of a shame gland, 8ut meh. I don't regret anything I post. Ever.

Kult: +14
Kull: +2
Total: 16
Ratio: 7.00

Yearning for some spheres to suck. Yet again, 0 shame in my game. Fuck you. #nsfw or something.

Kult: +10
Kull: +4
Total: 14
Ratio: 2.50

Aradia 8ots 8oth scare the shit out of me and may8e get me heated. Either they wanna pummel me or fuck me. Fuck did I do to deserve this!?!?!? #nsfw

Kult: +19
Kull: +7
Total: 26
Ratio: 2.71