
Seremy Allium
@avaraciousInfovore
D໑nt dm me unless y໑u kn໑w, ⓘ d໑ n໑ t lⓘ ke havⓘ ng my tⓘ me wasted. @heartwiredContrarian you know why youre here @gracefulGleamer and so do you ugh <> and <3 and also <3< fuck my sappy heart
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sometimes when 7ou're doing penetrative sex to someone, it's des(ribed b7 the bod7 part. 7ou're fingering them, fisting them, tonguing them. imagine if that was just the (onvention. imagine if 7ou (ould penis someone. #nsfw
ⓘm n໑t g໑nna sp໑ⓘl what ⓘ have gaⓘned because unlⓘke m໑st pe໑ple ໑n thⓘs platf໑rm ⓘ have a functⓘ໑nⓘng thⓘnkpan but man ⓘs ⓘt nⓘce beⓘng able t໑ get thⓘngs wⓘth໑ut havⓘng t໑ leave the ໑ld s໑p໑r bl໑ck ⓘ just feel lⓘke d໑ⓘng abs໑lutely n໑thⓘng t໑day everythⓘng ⓘs e><haustⓘng
ⓘm awake g໑໑d news n໑ dreams bad news n໑w everythⓘng ⓘn my hⓘve tastes lⓘke fuckⓘng cardb໑ard ⓘ had t໑ whⓘp ໑ut s໑me left໑vers fr໑m a pⓘcnⓘc just t໑ manage t໑ stuff the f໑໑d d໑wn because ⓘts the ໑nly thⓘng that stⓘll had s໑me resⓘdual taste ⓘn ⓘt ⓘf ⓘm gettⓘng sⓘck ⓘ wⓘll be s໑ pⓘssed
ⓘm n໑t really the kⓘnd ໑f waste chute that stands ໑n a s໑ap b໑>< and demands tr໑lls change theⓘr habⓘts but hⓘghbl໑໑ds really need t໑ kⓘck whatever trend ⓘs leadⓘng t໑ restaurants makⓘng bland as fuck f໑໑d lⓘke ⓘt l໑໑ked fⓘne and ⓘt smelled ໑kay but ໑ne tw໑ bⓘtes ໑f these cluckbeast wⓘngs and ⓘts lⓘke ⓘ t໑໑k a ch໑mp ໑ut ໑f s໑me cardb໑ard at least my lusus enj໑yed them whⓘch ⓘs werⓘd c໑nsⓘderⓘng h໑w ⓘn tune ໑ur taste buds are but ⓘ guess ⓘm g໑nna be skⓘppⓘng dⓘnner t໑day

▲some people want me to hate them like that so bad it makes em look stupid▼ ▲honestly embarrassing▼
the number ໑f tr໑lls that have the m໑st basⓘc m໑st easy t໑ predⓘct passw໑rds kn໑wn t໑ tr໑llkⓘnd ⓘs stupⓘd ⓘt h໑nestly makes me depressed ⓘn what w໑rld d໑ y໑u thⓘnk usⓘng y໑ur matesprⓘts surname as a passw໑rd whⓘch y໑u make ten bⓘllⓘ໑n s໑cⓘal p໑sts ab໑ut each nⓘght w໑uld be a g໑໑d ⓘdea lⓘke d໑ y໑u thⓘnk the rand໑m strⓘng numbers ໑f y໑u put at the end are g໑໑d en໑ugh t໑ secure ⓘt ໑r
> you all know what's coming > and it's coming in hot af lol > NEW. DIALOGUE/RANT!!! > lemme paint a picture > you're a fan of fiduspawn, because fiduspawn is kickass. fuck whatever normie NPC LOSER tells you. > you wanna go grab a deck of cards from the local store/wherever tf. > but then, they're ALL SOLD OUT THE DAY YOU KNOW THEY RESTOCKED. > you wonder: "fuck, people really must like fiduspawn! gotta come early to get a pack next time" > so, the next time does come around, and you arrive earlier. > but GUESS WHAT? > SOME ROTUND, MOUTH-BREATHING, MUSTARD-STAINED, CHEETO-DUSTED FINGERED, CHEESE SWEATING L O S E R is there. > he has a cart and is just straight DOGGING THEM BITCHES DOWN ALL INTO HIS CART LIKE THE LOSER CHUD HE IS! > i think we have an idea of what this loser is doing > what you may ask? > SCALPING! YAAAAY!!! > now i can't get JACK SHIT for another damn week because this fuckass with shorts too low that show his goddamn ass crack just bought it all out! > I AM FUCKING LIVID. > I WILL FOLLOW THIS FUCKER. > THIS IS AN ACTUALLY ANGRY POST FUCK YOU FOR SCALPING FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST WANTED A SINGLE FIDUSPAWN DECK FUUUUUCK.

▲maybe the most cringe I've ever posted but chittr bottoms are maybe the best thing that's ever happened to my sex life▼ #nsfw
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