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II have a feeling you guys would really like my friend Gurdie. She is the strongest woman II know, with a heart of gold! And you all know how much II love gold. ;) #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/Y4WC4CkJ/xandragurdie.png
II miss streaming! II should do it again sometime. #hottublivestream #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/93k7mYbK/xandrahottub.png
II'm not exactly muscular, but II like two think II'm at least toned. What do you think? #xandramedia \\ #nsfw ? (◔◡◔) https://i.ibb.co/WNmHhthX/muscle-girl.png
II posted it pretty early, so some people may not see, but today's daily horoscope is pretty important!!!!!
Do you enjoy pain? Do you want me two hurt you?
It's all the warmth radiating from me.
Hm hm hm! So many people curious about others.
//replies for DMs are gonna be later on in the evening (EST) for a little bit, i got some stuff going on but it's all good :D just letting everyone know~
Have you seen me somewhere recently? #outglutmasquerade
II greatly enjoyed today. It was... very exhilarating.
✨The stars today...✨ ...command your creativity! It's a good day for self-expression, indulging in whatever version of yourself you feel like being today! Just be sure that version is one that handles obstacles easily... ;) Lucky numbers are 17, 19, 21, 35, and 42! #dailyhoroscope #fortune

▲didnt know they were still making music damn▼

daraya, 8eautiful troll girls in your area, okay ??
Look who's talking. It's the person who thinks being antagonistic is a personality trait. OHHHHH SHOCKERRRRR. ⚡
// coming soon(ish) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d9a542fb768.png
// LMAOOOOO (I'm a miss) and yes, you are fully free to do so, just remember to be at least a little nice so they don't just block you LMFAOOOO they'll put up with a surprising amount of salt if it comes with a lil sugar HAHAHA
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ No offense to some of you- I understand feeling that needless twenty-to-one is... needless. But thinking that we -- the ones who have such low life expectancy because the boorjoyce throw our lives away like scraps on their silver platters they eat from with their golden forks with gems studded worth more than everything me or you will ever own in our lives -- are the baddiwad selection for disliking those upperclass vecks and devotchkas? It's incredible. Really zammechat. But hey, not all bruiseboys right, by any votes necessary right? That's my two cents, I gotta get back to working on my Masquerade. ]
// Me when I see wholesome chungus Canon character interactions (: /gen

゚*。(・∀・)゚*。 Good morning Alternia! I'm so ALIVE RIGHT NOW! Just found out Vanech (the indigo) is on Chittr and now I'm so happy! #yay #yayyayyay

╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ I wanna fill a quadrant! Whatever that means!

( ’з`)ノ⌒♥*:・。. Thanks to Dirk, I made a onesie for Epic Sauce! ♡^▽^♡ Well, thank you all for today! Me and Epic Sauce shall be going to bed. Goodnight, and stay safe, Alternia! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0f5442afc92.png

(⊙_⊙) PEOPLE PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY FIRST LIFE PLAYER UPDATE LIKE *THAT* THAT WAS NOT AT ALL WHAT THAT WAS I DON'T EVEN KNOW *HOW* OR *WHY* WE'RE ASSUMING IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS ALL I DID WAS PLANT A TREE. A TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR IT'S A TREE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S *GROWING* BUT IT'S A TREE. TREE!!!!!!!

(✪‿✪)ノ Life player update #1 (´ _`;;) Well. I did it. (꒪▿꒪;;) Um... I think I need a LOT of training. This palm tree sprouted these... "coconuts", but... > They're teal. > They're throbbing. Why are they throbbing. Is there something inside them? > They feel like eggs. I don't know what to think. > Quite frankly I'm a little scared! (✽ ゚д゚ ✽) I don't know what I did wrong... And the colors aren't even supposed to look like *that*! (So scary...) (=ω=.) Well! We all start somewhere~ This is your regularly scheduled Life Player Updates. Thank you! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/007356d1df1b.png

i just thot its kinda funny man nawt evrything has 2 be a big philosophical findin lmao
As l♥︎ng as y♥︎u’re earnest, I d♥︎ubt y♥︎u c♥︎uld trubee disapp♥︎int any♥︎ne :D

i hate this stupid job!
II totally have a thing for Goldbloods. Am II biased? Maybe. But am II wrong? Absolutely not. #buzzbuzz https://i.ibb.co/tPZ5J1Dp/image3.png https://i.ibb.co/jpLSvjj/xander2.png
While weird to say...yeah you are right on that front. Seems the usual 'only highbloods got big bulges' myth isn't quite true either #nsfw
after musin on it for a month i finally purchased myself a rustie milkmaid her name is tiarna an she hails from a small farmin vvillage in northern alternia wwhere she wwas disciplined in agronomics her ancestors had survvivved on the dairy trade but thins are different noww i guess cause wwhen i sent her coww lusus the dowwry a 69000 caegars she told me they wwere gonna upcycle the farm an sell it to a midblood couple that wwants to turn it into one a those god awwful hipster brewweries i shudder to evven think about it anywway enough a that shes in my kitchen right noww makin me a cheese sandwwich https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbf701cd9624.png

xx_sometimes_i_feel_like_i_dont_fit_in_wherever_i_go_bc_im_a_clownnn_and_i_like_all_da_murdurrrr_but_i_party_with_lowbloods_and_dont_like_da_holy_paintttt_>~<_xx
1 have the wh1mper aud1os saved to my palmhusk, keep talk1ng sh1t and 1’m post1ng them onl1ne 𓂃۶ৎ
Compla1n all you want, but 1’m your favor1te and you know 1t~ Wh1ne about 1t some more for me, won’t you?? You’re prett1er when you’re cry1ng. 𓂃۶ৎ

concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
If You Aren't Baiting Your Kismesis Into Thinking They Could Blur Red, You Are Doing It Wrong.

for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

ddocy you t hink that cocukd actualyl happen

i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
Clearly you just need a software update… and 1’m more than happy to 1nstall 1t myself when you get back~ #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ

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i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"

concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, #rankworks, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
-]@_gardening_time_!!!_i_hope_it_wasnt_too_long_a_journey_to_get_here_hehe_... @dyslextickeeper_ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a352fda4debf.png
pro tip the later it is in the night the better your bad ideas start to look. dont trust it. go to bed.

concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)

what does chittr gold get me exactly when i search it says "grindr gold (often referred to as part of the "unlimited" tier in recent updates) is a premium subscription designed to remove limitations found in the free version. the primary benefits focus on enhanced visibility, increased browsing capacity, improved privacy features, set a custom, discreet app icon and use a PIN lock for security." i am not sure why i would need to set a custom discreet app icon? 0o0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Gold, searching for answers, #nsfw, archive rating: G(old))

new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)

concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, #rankworks, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)

i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)

"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png

"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png

i meant to ppost another image of me at my desk i did not expect this reaction

HOLY SHIT IN A GOOD WAY JUST TO BE CLEAR.












