The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. The EVILEST, MOST VILLAINOUS VILLAINX ON CHITTR… AND THE WORLD…DON’T YOU FORGET IT!! ((any pronouns))
Ƹ 🌂 > Hmmm.... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > @galantyOuroboros Ʒ
FOR... THE... LAST TIME... I AM NOT AFRAID... OF BANANAS...
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels overwhelmed by their MANHWA BOOKMARKS… >,_,> Ʒ
♯pennysbonfire ♯getsummoned ♯loser ♯potluck ♯bringfood to ♯share / ♯byob it will ♯not be ♯provided / ♯instruments ♯encouraged if ♯youplaymusic ♯notmywoods / ♯notyourwoods / ♯we will ♯all ♯behave ♯harming ♯bugsofthewood will ♯not be ♯tolerated ♯iwill be ♯playing a ♯movie or ♯two on ♯myprojector ♯UCEDESROYKIE AND ♯HISASSOCIATES ARE ♯NOTINVITED
$-$-$ d!s hella dope !m !nnnnnn™
#1mcom1ng
@nautiliteMooncatcherr @tenebrrousMarrionette Ya wanna go?
⦓ Ooh! Interesting! ⦔
i lOvE fIrE. i’m in.
φuck yeah. im in.
Ƹ 🌂 > EXCELLENT… The Dark One shall make their presence KNOWN at this event… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One already has a costume planned… muahahaha… for CARVING NIGHT… the best holiday of the sweep… aside from my wriggling day, of course! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The most HAUNTING time of the SWEEP draws near… MUAHAHA… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > SOMETHING about this sweet is IRRITATING the Dark One… feeling an URGE to CRUSH it… into PIECES!!! ARGHH… Ʒ
♯curses are ♯emotional / ♯sickness ♯sadness ♯heartbreak ♯hexes are ♯physical / ♯brokenbones ♯hivesdestroyed ♯vehiclesirreparable ♯jinxes are ♯badluck / ♯fired from ♯yourjob ♯lose ♯yourwallet ♯getlost in ♯thewoods
Ta ferr th' explanation.
an ♯affliction is ♯worse / an ♯execration / a ♯ruinouscurse that has ♯thedestruction of a ♯hex while ♯supporting the ♯longterm ♯damage that a ♯curse ♯brings ♯delaying ♯guidance can ♯result in an ♯ancestralstring of this ♯type of ♯curse / ♯something that will ♯drip to ♯futuredescendants
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One doesn’t enjoy PRIMITIVE recreations. The Dark One doesn’t touch MORTAL FLESH. But I do TOIL without END. I do pore over PROFANE TEXTS. I do fill my halls with INCENSE. I do hear the SILENT CHANTS… & I plot. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > WHAT. Ʒ
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/your3 typing lik3 your3 haunting_""hogwarts"". you kin dumbl3dor3? mayb3_sugg3stion:_th3 dark on3? no. th3 dumbl3 on3_/Downloads
Ƹ 🌂 > YOU ARE MAKING UP FALSEHOODS ABOUT THE DARK ONE… Ʒ
>--D=You=are=a=model=of=nobility=and=a=true=aristocrat=that=all=below=you=should=idolize=your=eminence=in=shadows=:)//<
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/cit3d sourc3s;;do3snt touch mortal fl3sh(transpar3nt_imp3rm3abl3 ghost skin)_toil without 3nd(continuous suff3ring_missing mortal body?)_fill halls with inc3ns3(ghost goop m3taphor)_fill halls with sil3nt chants({ghostly}_""ooo""_)/Downloads
Ƹ 🌂 > lNo, a model of TRUE VILLAINY… Ʒ
>--D=Indeed=even=the=sufferer=himself=would=not=be=able=to=imagine=the=depths=of=your=sadism=and=performed=to=a=far=more=eloquent=extent=no=less=haha=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > Too many FRAUDS trying to pose as VILLAINS… don’t they know that title of the most VILLANOUS VILLAINX belongs to THE DARK ONE??? MUAHAHA… Ʒ
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/im not n3utral about my g3nd3r_im a guy/Downloads
Ƹ 🌂 > Ok. GET OFF MY POSTS YOU DOLT!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > INCREDIBLE MASS?? THE DARK ONE IS AS LIGHT AS A SHADOW YOU IMBECILE… Ʒ
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/you m3nd3d your bio_lol_noting this/Downloads
X Idk, Temora’s pretty fucked up and evil x
>--D=Mass=only=in=the=conceptual=sense=your=all-encompassing=absence=of=light=your=weight=much=like=the=rest=of=yourself=is=perfect=haha=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > NEVER HEARD OF THEM THEREFORE not EVIL ENOUGH!!! Ʒ
X Should I @ her for ya? x
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One TIRES of this game of PALMHUSK... SIMPLE ANSWER: The Dark One DOES NOT CARE!!! O Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ drip or drown clotpol𝑒𝓈 ┈ ┈ ┈
/.i.feel.like.im.being.kinda.honest.\ \.not.shy,i,dont,have,a,reason,to,be,shy,/
Drip!...Zzz
/.thanks.i.guess.\
8:D...Zzz
✨🍭🕷️ holy shit. holy god. oh my shit. you're everything. this is everything. 🕷️🍭✨
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ t𝒽ank you my fri𝑒nd i know and t𝒽i𝓈 i𝓈 only a 𝓈ingl𝑒 outfit from my p𝑒r𝓈onal clo𝓈𝑒t ┈ ┈ ┈
✨🍭🕷️ dare i say: hough 🕷️🍭✨
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ 𝒽appy mal𝑒vol𝑒nt monday r𝑒m𝑒mb𝑒r to kill at l𝑒a𝓈t on𝑒 p𝑒r𝓈on or 𝓈t𝑒al a tr𝑒at for t𝒽y𝓈𝑒lf ┈ ┈ ┈
i¶finally¶feel¶seen
i¶drop¶ice¶cubes¶down¶peoples¶asscrack¶when¶they¶bend
glory¶to¶the¶malicious¶empire¶of¶evil
Ƹ 🌂 > NO... NO... SLAPAS... THE WEBCOMIC HOSTING WEBSITE... IS BEING SHUT DOWN!!! HOW WILL I READ THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD VILLAINESS FOR SOME REASON IS DOTED ON BY THE TYRANT PRINCE?!?! Ʒ
THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! ⋆˚࿔
No!! Your stories!!! ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Memory recorded𓆪
Ƹ 🌂 > ARGH... the Dark One's panic made them forget... of course there are PIRACY WEBSITES OUT THERE...HMPH... I shall migrate there... Ʒ
Say " Psych " Right Now. #devastated
Ƹ 🌂 > The DARKNESS grows… EVER DARKER… AND DARKER!!! Ʒ
https://open.spotify.com/track/0LAcM6I7ijW4VVW0aytl1t?si=pSxtVMLfQiq6aob2VlrWXQ&utm_source=copy-link ? #musicposting
Damn girl I can't see shit out here.
Ƹ 🌂 > …WHERE IS THIS… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH… ADAPT… for DARKNESS REIGNS SUPREME.. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > DOWN…. DOWN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL…!!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > WHAT… are you some kind of BOT…?!?! Ʒ
I have received several cybernetic augments to be the ideal frontline soldier, but I am human, at the end of the day. That being said, I have bionic implants in my eyes. They come with thermal and night vision sight I can swap to on the thought, as well as tracking and targeting capabilities.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GOSHHHH! this is SOOOO me when im feeling red four someone }/7\{ }/7\{ WHO ELSE???? }⟡ᗜ⟡ʃƪ }꩜ᗜ꩜ʃƪ ~ <3 #literallyme #cullquette #hicaricore #glubinterrupted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤNO!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! YOU!!!! YOU arhre ze UNRHRULY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am PERHRFECT and POISED and SWEET!!!! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
You DO look SUPER cute Hicari!!! I don't know how you do it! Must just come naturally to you B)
fuck i need you carnally i mean wwhat does the background text say you wwant to wwhat my wwhat you wwould nevver get the chance
࣪⊹₊˚{ HOLD ON. you need me WHAT???? }⟡A⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ YOU FORKING LUMPHEAD. you LITERALLLLYYYY had 4 distinct chances to make that bullshrimp into a fish pun }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + you didnt take a SINGLE 1 }.____.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ TRY AGAIN. or YOULL never get the chance!!!!!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ OHHHH MIRA!!!! }*∀*ʃƪ }*∀*ʃƪ }*∀*ʃƪ i literally LOVE IT when you compliment me! i can tell you always super duper GROUPER mean it!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ except i alwayssss kinda feel like im fourgetting something afterwards.... hm }.3.{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
you must be blind because i do not DO fish puns i wwont bring myself DOWWN TO YOUR SEA LEVVEL and type some shit out like i need you canally THATS DUMB you wwill be the one nevver getting the chance missy i see through your bravvado and your bluster ahem but just to amuse your silly wwriggler games ahem i need you carnalsea
Well you know what they say!! If you're forgetting it it's probably NOT IMPORTANT!!!! And you're SUCH a busy bass after all!!!!!!!!!!!!
࣪⊹₊˚{ heheheheeee!!!! }~7~{ #sealevel #carnalsea #iseawhatyoumean #good1 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ NOW! THAAAATS MORE LIKE IT! ٩}^ᗜ^{و see???? allll you had to do was put your thinkity sponge into it four a 2nd! + reely, was that even hardddd???? }v3v{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }6u6{ ill give a hint! your answer shoald be NOOOO, HICARI! IT WASNT!!!! NOT ATOLL!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhh, EXACTLYYYY! }*o*{ YES girlygills! ill just fourget that i was even fourgetting something!!!! like, PERF! }*ᗜ*ʃƪ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ughhhh, mira! sea? this is why youre just THE BEST }^o^{ }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ƹ 🌂 > You know... the Dark One hasn't recruited new members for the DARK ARMY lately... WORTHY MORTALS... reveal yourself to MY EVIL... Ʒ
hmmmm
Ƹ 🌂 > Aren't you undead... HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU A WORTHY MORTAL... Ʒ
why wouldnt 1 be? mortal just means that you can d1e
Ƹ 🌂 > GOOD POINT... Perhaps you can be an UNKILLABLE RECRUIT... Ʒ
can 1 add 1t to my resume
Ƹ 🌂 > Yes. It is an ESTEEMED POSITION... Ʒ
#awesome, add1ng 1t r1ght now
Ƹ 🌂 > Tch... SIMPLETONS... MORONS... The Dark One is UNBEATABLE... Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ pop off my l𝑒ig𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > The only thing POPPING is my enemies' heads... INTO BITS. Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ 𝒽ow wond𝑒rou𝓈ly grot𝑒𝓈qu𝑒 and 𝓈ur𝑒ly 𝓈om𝑒on𝑒 a𝓈 wick𝑒d and dark𝒽𝑒art𝑒d a𝓈 t𝒽𝑒𝑒 would𝓈t r𝑒quir𝑒 an 𝑒vil fuck𝑒d up murd𝑒r dr𝑒𝓈𝓈 for 𝓈uc𝒽 d𝑒va𝓈tation #viol𝑒nc𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH.... You are right, my SINISTER SEAMSTRX... You shall hear the Dark One's PRESENCE before you see it... a KNOCK THREE TIMES and they will be there... at your DOORSTEP... Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ 𝒽o𝒽o y𝑒𝓈 im oft𝑒n rig𝒽t about t𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 t𝒽ing𝓈 a 𝓈ixt𝒽 𝓈𝑒n𝓈𝑒 and a furnac𝑒 in min𝑒 tummy i await 𝓈uc𝒽 a n𝑒fariou𝓈 and da𝓈tardly pr𝑒𝓈𝑒nc𝑒 to arriv𝑒 w𝒽il𝑒 i br𝑒w potion𝓈 mo𝓈t foul to di𝓈cu𝓈𝓈 ov𝑒r mal𝑒fic𝑒nt fabrix ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > This elixir… this “BUZZ” of “BALL”… is certainly more potent than the Dark One expected… eugh… #substances Ʒ
>--D=I=know=you=can=conquer=these=spherical=objects=of=buzz=your=darkest=eminence=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > If you could be UNDEAD.. would you make that choice? Ʒ
ha... i've considered it.
Ƹ 🌂 > What would you become? Your NEW FLESH AVATAR… Ʒ
uhm! whatever's most convenient, i suppose.
1t k1nda sucks but 1t does have 1ts occas1onal benef1ts
Ƹ 🌂 > Like WHAT… Ʒ
the hunger 1s constant, but the qu1ck heal1ng 1s pretty cool
Ƹ 🌂 > Oh… how SURPRISING… an elixir just for RAINBOWDRINKERS… The Dark One supposes they’ll purchase such a ware… #substances #cw-alcohol Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > No, rainbowdrinker’s. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > BACK YOU DEVILISH THIEF!! Ʒ
☼ You should see the drink I just posted| ☼
Ƹ 🌂 > … But the Dark One loves a Bloody Mary…it’s so Evil… Ʒ
i don't think that drinks can have morals!
Ƹ 🌂 > No... NO... the Bloody Mary IS EVIL NOT JUST BY NAME ALONE... I HAVE GOTTEN DRUNKER THAN A SKUNKBEAST... EVIL!!! Ʒ