The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. ((any pronouns))
Ƹ 🌂 > Hmmm.... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One desires.... a CONCOCTION most DIABOLICAL... that your mouth would PUCKER upon IMBIBING... perhaps... a tart POTION to soothe the nerves... Ʒ
Lemon★de.....
Ƹ 🌂 > A POTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ʒ
I like the pink potion the most. I like how they m★ke it t★ste pink.
O~ I have heard talk of a human Earth drink called "Green Fairy". PerhapS thiS might fit the bill. ~O
Ƹ 🌂 > You know NAUGHT of potions... foolish CRETIN... you simply are not STRONG ENOUGH for them... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Fairies... are they EVIL... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Minivi seems to be upset that the Dark One has made other ALLIES…unfortunately, a little porcelain friend is NOT ENOUGH… Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OH MY! WHO POSSESSES SUCH ୨N ୨DOR୨BLE N୨ME? ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > Oh… one of The Dark One’s first ever confidants… a near REPLICA of myself… but miniature… and very much ALIVE…and MOST EVIL… MUAHAHA… she is a ball-jointed doll. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One CANNOT be smashed…I am FOREVER UNDEFEATED… Ʒ
| Expect No Less From Such An Exper|enced And Sk|lled Aura Farmer.
Ƹ 🌂 > What. The Dark One does NOT FARM… Ʒ
Say that to my big hammer..
Ƹ 🌂 > You mean your PUNY HAMMER…of which STANDS NO CHANCE against the Dark One’s SHEER EVIL FORCE… Ʒ
It's a pretty big hammer..
Aura Farmer |s Merely Shorthand Term|nology For Those That Cult|vate An Aura Of Myst|que And Power. One Of The El|te Few That Even The Shadows Themselves Kneel |n The Presence Of.
Ƹ 🌂 > Probably the size of YOUR PEA SHAPED BRAIN… Ʒ
Ohhh gotttt it. Daaamn
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels a disturbance in the ETHER… Ʒ
:33 < smash
Wh★t is it D★rk One?
Ƹ 🌂 > What. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Something… MOST TERRIBLE is going to happen… Ʒ
How terrific.
They're painting me as a villain, so II'll pose. ✨
💠~ Literally me, babes. ~💠
It truly is a shame that the loss of my favor has consequences.
🤨
ᐖ ᑈAN I B SO HONEST WIF U ᐛ
ᐖ IM GUNNA. U REMINᐖ ME OF LIEK A MEAN GRL WHO FINKS SHES A GRLS GRL ᐛ
ᐖ I JUS BE SAYIN SHIT ᐛ
ᐖ GIRL HUH?? ᐛ
II'm just confused why you felt so confident in saying this for apparently no reason. Surely there must be something you have two say.
ᐖ NUH NAWT REALLY LAWL. BASIᑈALLY EVYFING I SAY I SAY FOR NO RAISIN U POAST MAᐖE ME THINK A THOT SO ᐖEN I TYPEᐖ IT ᐖAS ALL 🤷♀️ I ᐖIᐖᐖEN EVEN SAY ᐖAT WUT U ARE, JUS U REMINᐖ ME OF ᐖAT ᐛ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One finds this RELATABLE... MUAHAHA... The consequences one faces from the Dark One are MOST EVIL... Ʒ
Some Patron pressed every single button on the Elevator tonight whilst I was Attending[As I always do excellently] And I got to hear All Thirteen Chimes...FIVE STARS!!!! ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH… Ʒ
Tch?
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH!!! Fools of the most RIDICULOUS CALIBER think they can dare to challenge the Dark One… Ʒ
I t★ke it you h★ve corrected their folly?
Ƹ 🌂 > No I’m ignoring that IDIOT. Ʒ
Very well. M★y this course prove fortuitous
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is UNAMUSED this evening… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > He’s in the comments, you BUFFOON. Cease your WITLESS muttering in the Dark One’s replies.. Ʒ
I am s<>rry t<> say y<>ur jester is an artless, blubbering wretch
Ƹ 🌂 > Your WORTHLESS opinion is subjective and AT LEAST THAT CAN BE FIXED… unlike your DISGUSTING FACE… Ʒ
<>h, are we g<>ing f<>r ad tr<>llini n<>w? That is f<>ul <>f y<>u, yet I remain unperturbed and h<>lding the m<>ral high gr<>und
Ƹ 🌂 > Moral high ground… PAH! And you think you are a better dark and evil overlord than the DARK ONE… You are a FRAUD!! Ʒ
Ts ts, the m<>re c<>mpetent villain <>bvi<>usly gets the pe<>ple <>n their side and then rules with wit and manipulati<>n - and f<>r that, y<>u must have them see y<>u as a righte<>us ruler, w<>rthy <>f being f<>ll<>wed. <>nly an amateur d<>es n<>t kn<>w that
Ƹ 🌂 > And yet you possess or perform NONE of these traits described… PITY… Ʒ
It might seem that way t<> <>ne wh<> is sl<>wer <>n the uptake, h<>wever I am sure y<>u will <>nce c<>me t<> regret y<>ur w<>rds
the SHADOWS.. THEY DANCE, just out of view..
🔪 :0)
ok dude what the fuck do you know about darkness
it CREEPS ever closer. CRIMSON EYES interspacing the light’s VOID..
youre freaking me out dude cut that shit out ive had to deal with enough darkness bullshit within the past week's
IM MAKING YOU AWARE. would you rather live in BLISSFUL AND DANGEROUS IGNORANCE???
im already aware man ive been all up in darkness bullshit for like an entire week. i mean using spell's and shit was cool i guess but id rather not deal with it again any time soon is all just saying
X if you had to choose between @tenebrousMarionette and @romanticVivisection for a dark and evil overlord who would you choose? x
WOWIEEEE !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
NO NO IT'S OKAY may8e we can like....split me in half
X No, don’t join the evil doers, join the callie mallians x
I am in a p<>ssessi<>n <>f a c<>ntrapti<>n m<>st c<>nvenient f<>r that!
Ƹ 🌂 > You are NOT. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One was here first, THEREFORE, I RULE over all things NEFARIOUS… Ʒ
{ ...weell…proobaably thee oonee naameed thee daark oonee x) duuh... }
@romantiicViiviisectiion obviiously clears
Ƹ 🌂 > Thank you… even though you seem to be an ENEMY of DARKNESS… Ò,_,ó Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One’s PLOTS and PLANS… in the KITCHEN OF EVIL!!! Ʒ
I hope they go well! Do sh★re ★n upd★te when completed.
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ WELL.......THE M୨LEVOLENT PRINCE C୨LLED M୨RIS୨ VERY BE୨UTIFUL.... SHE H୨S DECIDED TO SHOW HER VIS୨GE TO THE ONLINE WORLD.....! MEET M୨RIS୨ VENDETT୨ LICORNE M୨RVELI୨... PPPPLE୨SE BE NICE TO ME!!! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
you are a really pretty unicorn. cool to meet you marisa ☠︎︎
>--D=You=look=absolutely=divine=your=ladyship=haha=:)//<
>--D=Of=course=although=I=do=wish=to=ask=if=it=is=okay=what=is=that=light=red=speck=that=dots=the=base=of=your=left=horn=haha=:?//<
>--D=It=is=at=the=base=of=your=left=horn=and=looks=a=bit=dry=is=this=perhaps=the=way=your=species=grows=their=horns=out=and=you=are=in=the=process=of=growing=a=new=pair=haha=:?//<
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ IT'S....UGH...YES!!!!!!! I ୨M SHEDDING MY HORNS...VERY RUDE TO POINT OUT...! YOU ୨RE T୨LKING TO ୨ L୨DY!!!!!!!!!!!! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
>--D=I=apologize=lady=Marisa=that=is=super=insensitive=isnt=it=I=am=sure=you=will=have=quite=the=majestic=rack=when=they=are=finished=growing=out=haha=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > Some of you UNWORTHY CRETINS should be turned into BREADCRUMBS and scattered out for the HONKBIRDS… Ʒ
X Did you get waifuified again? x
X I’m still down to kill that guy btw #violence x
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ I don't care what you do,,, a𝓈 long a𝓈 you do not bring thi𝓈 up in The Dark One'𝓈 po𝓈t𝓈 again. Ever.
Ƹ 🌂 > It is FINE. Callie was an ally in the Dark One’s RAGE, even though I would rather not be reminded of such things… Ʒ
drawing on napkins while i wait for another pickup https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/billysona.jpeg ☠︎︎
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One inscribes a name into the EVIL TOME ONCE MORE… Ʒ
like in ♯deathnote
Ƹ 🌂 > HMPH… Ʒ
i should starwt doing that and make a hate wall but then i would have to be looking at and compiling a hate wall and i don t think i want to spend that time looking at mean comments so that is why i spend my time instead making my compliment wall forw good things said about me so that way i can look and spend my time scrwapbooking togetherw all the good things said about me and feel good about doing so and then i see something and go oh i want to add that to my little wall and i do it is verwy healthy
Ƹ 🌂 > .............. The EVIL TOME is SIMILAR... Ʒ
see but with a name like the evil tome it sounds like compiling a bunch of rweasons forw rwevenge against ones who have wrwonged you which i have done in the past but rweally the issue comes with a sweep of doing this it starwts to build up and it turwns out it is much easierw to make a grwudge book than you would think and then it ends up costing a bit of cash in all of the jourwnals and pencils and then you starwt to condition yourwself to feeling upset wheneverw you so much as look at yourw grwudge book and then you have to put it out of yourw sight and then it becomes a thing that you think about even when you arwe not looking at it because the act of not looking at it is rweally an act of looking at it but mentally and you know what you just have to accept and rwealize that they arwe just a bunch of haterws that do not know what they arwe talking about and that is why you compile all the compliments because then you can have everwything good in one place and then you can go and look at it and feel happy and it is a bit harwderw to fill out but that means you save morwe space and time and also you can keep it with you at all times because it is nice and then you can forwget things easierw that arwe mean because you know i do like having an accurwate rwecorwd of what people have done to wrwong me but i have outsourwced that to interwns when i had them wherwe they would rwecorwd everwy wrwongdoing to me so i would not have to keep up with all of that and it also makes it so you arwen t too close to yourw worwk it is good to keep business and pleasurwe separwate so get someone else to do all of that plus they can even rwecorwd all of the wrwongdoings towarwds you that you did not even know what was happening like gossiping behind yourw back therwe arwe perwks to this
Ƹ 🌂 > SILENCE, you FOOLRAMBLER!!! Ʒ
wow i am not a foolrwamblerw that has a lot of good inforwmation in it that you could take frwom but i cannot lead a musclebeast to pilates classes sighs as the saying goes
Ƹ 🌂 > You NINCOMPOOP... the EVIL TOME is my VERY NORMAL DIARY.... Ʒ
okay that is a little bit like how do i put this in a nice way uhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm ehhhhhhhhhhh okay i can t isn t that forw like wrwigglerws i mean not saying it is a bad idea to rwecorwd yourw historwy forw when you become imporwtant i mean everwyone does that but like specifically a diarwy can t we call it a log orw a rwecorwd maybe
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One... has been afflicted... by a CURSE... I think... >,_,< NO MATTER, THOUGH. The Dark One will OVERCOME such trivial spellwork... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > You are NOTHING but a SPECK OF DUST in the Dark One's way... BEGONE, DISGUSTING CREATURE.. Ʒ
You dare step to the Fle~et Admiral Scarlet~ter Angelhair? Tch, pathetic... Nah, just kid~ding, I drop~ped that shit swe~eps ago lol.
Ƹ 🌂 > DROP off of the FACE OF ALTERNIA, POSTHASTE... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ʒ
oh that shit is easy to get overw the curwse you just need to counterw curwse until they leave you alone sometimes it is harwd to rweally figurwe out which trwoll you may have pissed off at a cerwtain point sometimes the list gets rweally long but what you can do is just simply curwse everwyone you dislike and then wait forw it to end but then sometimes that doesn t worwk so you have to go to everwyone you just mildly tolerwate and if that doesn t worwk you go to acquaintances you don t mind hanging arwound and then if it still is not overw at that point you have to maybe undo all of yourw curwses and starwt wonderwing if you maybe got a curwsed object orw went to a curwsed place rwecently actually that would prwobably be betterw to do firwst but most of the time it rweally is the usual suspects you hated anyways so meh fifty fifty
Ƹ 🌂 > The #Dread..... Ʒ
fucking tell me about it
Ƹ 🌂 > What do you dread, Phuntr? Ʒ
where do i even start.
Ƹ 🌂 > The beginning? =,_,= Ʒ
⛈ Perfectly still do I lie with it, ⛈ ⛈ Motionless; save for tears cried... ⛈ ⛈ Trickling down painted sapphire skin, ⛈ ⛈ Our symphony's final note dies... ⛈ ⛈ #poetry ⛈