♦ pitied by @romanticVivisection
Guys why did me s★ying I w★s going to focus less on the sword g★rner more of ★ re★ction th★n er★sing myself?
I think. I might give up the sword. It never re★lly w★s "my" thing ★nyw★ys.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@singularityManifest The wails of someone you've long since killed, echoing throughout that cave atop the mountain. She was so young, given one task "survive" but she never could have. Better to be merciful and take her out right there rather than having her suffer the venom that awaited. Isn't that right "warrior"? A shame, I Sometimes the best mercy is violence 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
just have to get through one fucking day. come on. you can do this phuntr. goodlight everyone.
You know I've been wondering wh★t h★ppens if I destroy myself. Like, does th★t even count ★s "de★th"? (I ★M NOT PL★NNING ON DOING THIS THIS IS PURE CURIOSITY!)
My height is highly secretive inform★tion th★t I h★ve only told ★ few times. You will h★ve to figure it out on your own if you do not ★lre★dy know it. Either through deductive re★soning or by besting me in ★ duel. The b★ll is in your court detective.
This motherfucker..... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f410923d2bc7.png
{ ...x) aaweesoomee... wheen thaat haappeens too mee ii huug... traashdaad eextraa tiight... }
You t★lk ★bout one fun f★ct ★bout yourself ★nd now you h★ve to figure out wh★t to we★r swimming.
Ok★y. Bl★ck crop top ★nd like shorts should be fine for the oce★n right?
Well, I'm ★t the be★ch now. Might st★b ★ cl★wcrusher or something while I w★it for my guide.
Ɏ i dislike the wa-a-arm sea-a-asons. they ma-a-ake my a-a-alrea-a-ady empty thinkpa-a-an feel even less ca-a-apa-a-able of thought Ɏ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OH...! DO YOU THINK TH୨TS SUIT୨BLE FOR THE LICORNE ROY୨LTY SUCH ୨S ME? ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Well see that's the txugh part!!! I've been retracing my steps xver and xver trying tx recreate the thxught but it just wxn't cxme back... And it was a really gxxd xne txx!!! Ahggg!!! X((( ... ... ... Yxu knxw!!! I'd txtally believe this was xne xf /yxur/ evil deeds!!! Cursing me with fxrgetfulness... X)))
I was gxing tx chitt sxmething earlier txnight but I fxrgxt!!! I've been trying tx remember since the sun set!!! X(((
Guys!!! Guys!!! Guys!!! I figured it xut!!! Sss... Nx I didn't!!! Darn!!! X((( I'll get it next time!!! Prxmise!!!
Xkay!!! If that is what makes yxu happiest dearest chum The Dark Xne!!! :DDD
Quite the bold cl★im D★rk One. Perh★ps I should reconsider the next thing I b★ke. ★u-
There might be something wrong with me.
Noth|ng L|ke A N|ce Walk W|th The Lusus After A Product|ve Work Day.
Of course I ★m ★ true w★rrior. I just worry I won't get my moonset is ★ll.
I've been thinking. I'm never going to get ★ true w★rrior's de★th ★m I?
✨🍭🕷️ need to fold my laundry but would really rather be doing anything else 🕷️🍭✨
I accide^tally scared a clie^t by 9ru^ti^9 really loud while movi^9 a heavy packa9e :(
i don'+ end vp pos+ing here as mvch becavse i have no idea wha+ +o say.
When the high is gone u_u #substance https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5889.jpeg
I heard there were sxme shadxw drxpper sightings recently!!! Really hxping it's true!!! They're sxsxsx rare tx find nxwadays!!! X((( Did yxu knxw??? Shadxw drxppers are actually the mxst aggressive and territxrial denxtatixn xf mythxlxgical creature!!! Simply being in their presence is risky!!! :000 They're sx cute thxugh!!! It's unfxrtunate :(((
Xkay sx I researched the shadxw drxpper sighting... And... Uhm... Well!!! They said they cxuld tell shadxw drxppers were arxund frxm the drxppings... But shadxw drxppers dxn't drxp drxppings??? They're undead!!! They dxn't eat!!! >:PPP And what they dx eat... They dxn't really digest!!! >:ppp ppp ppp A shadxw drxpper that drxps drxppings wxuld just be a drxpper!!! !!! !!!
[ >IT HATH REACHETH THE PART OF THE DAY WHERE THE WIZARD REALIZE IT HATH MADE A MASSIVE BLUNDERSOME FOLLY (IT HATH NOT SLEPT A WINK AND NEED TO BE UP IN APPROXIMATELY 5 HOURS TO ATTEND TO SOME BUSINESS IN TOWN.)_ ]
Well... If yxu dxn't feel safe saying it here... Maybe we cxuld talk abxut it sxmeplace less public??? Remember!!! If yxu're serixusly uncxmfxrtable with saying sxmething then I'll step back :)))
wHAT WE DO 1S NOT L*GAL, "LEG1T1MATE" S1TES W1LL OFTEN BLACKL1ST, - n1TRAM-DONO
Hey guys I'm going to st★rt ★ur★ f★rming h★rd while C★sper's ★sleep.
hahahahahhaghe O_Oh That's SO_o cO_oO_ol. :) :)
#bre★kf★st https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0★81c0bd38d4.png
You see I just don't love the ide★ of being ★ henchm★n if I'm being honest.
♯mindyourbusiness
♯plus that takes a lot of ♯time do i look like i have that no ♯imbusy
i didnt even ♯do the one about ♯eldritch this time
♯myincantations had ♯nothing to ♯do with whatever is going on ♯btw
It's xkay Ms The Dark Xne!!! Yxu can call me despicable!!! I get it :ppp I'm a little weird with my devxtixns... Mxst trxlls think I'm ridiculxus fxr it... Which is fine!!! I'm just happy tx be me!!! :DDD
I think, I'll be selfish ★nd not s★y ★nything.
I've been thinking too much.
Xf cxurse!!! I'm sure tx give every dandy dame sir xr third thing that I appreciate a fxllxw!!! It's cxmmxn etiquette fxr a gentleman like myself... Which is anxther reasxn I can't jxin yxur Dark Army... I'm txx gxxd... Sxrry...!!! X(((
They are trying to solicit me for pailing and while I did- Say I was available- I usually do not get such attention- In such quantity- In such a short time- #nsfw
⊹₊˚{ THIS STUPID IDIOT LOWLIFE BASEMENT DWELLING SCUMSUCKING NOOB IS MAKING MY RAINBOW DRINKER BUTLERS RUN AWAY.... my nflarp! MY NFLARP! }>ᯅ<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Wh★t is "midwest emo"?
{ ...ooghh ookaay x) ii doont haavee shoops neeaar mee x) oor aanythiing reeaally gheehgee x) ii scroouungee aaroouund whaat ii caan gheeheehee xP buut nooteed heehee noo diirt foor thee eeviil daark oonee... }
steadfast ive enndured. lonng i have fought. more, i shall fight. i have nnot yet wonn. but i have nnot yet lost i will seek you, as far as you may travel
,,,i have no idea,,,what an umbral phantom i$,,,or what you're talking about,,, ,,,but if,,,you mean,,,that you wi$h,,,i had been there,,,then i'm $orry,,,i couldn't,,,make it,,, ,,,large,,,$ocial gathering$,,,like that,,,aren't,,,really,,,my thing,,,
THIS ASK DID NOT PROVIDE AN @ NOR DID THEY SAY THAT THEY WERE ANONYMOUS!!! THE INNOVATOR ASKED!!!: DEXTER, YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND YET YOU ARE SOME HOW MY GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT. EVERY THING YOU DO DISGUSTS ME. MY ANSWER!!!: UH...OKAY RUDE!!! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/DCSZ3E5B14FBJKB2A #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING #ABUSE
=oXO found one¡¡¡ I have no clue who took this photograph but waow' i was such a huge grub''' my lusus is still alive he just hates having photos taken :( so i only have old ones #bug #insect #ant #antpics https://64'media'tumblr'com/dfa131d5f79761d7f4df5ec6bbc68856/acb09819714252bb-8f/s1280x1920/facc45a98ed61205b2dd6cce4a0593d34195527e'png =oXO
I c★n never bring myself to fully drop series th★t doesn't upd★te. Like, sure the ★uthor is prob★bly culled but wh★t if.....
Three things ★bout me. I'm c★lm, I'm collected, ★nd I'm norm★l. (repe★t ★s needed for d★ily ★ffirm★tions)
I don't h★ve ★ delivery ★ddress D★rk One. But I ★ppreci★te the congr★tul★tions.
My ★pologies, I just thought I should inform my ★lly of my victory while the topic w★s relev★nt
No, you ★re D★rk One. It's just, The Corn M★n is here right now, so I c★n t★lk to him f★ce to f★ce.
Got lost in the corn m★ze ★g★in. ★lso The Corn M★n is ★ re★l one.....
*Kicking my feet in the ★ir with my new bestie [sorry C★sper] The Corn M★n* Heyyyyy Corn M★n (my new best friend[sorry ★g★in C★sper]) do you believe I too ★m c★p★ble of love?
I s★y things to the corn th★t I would never s★y here out of emb★rr★ssment. Should I look into why I feel emb★rr★ssed by these thoughts? Prob★bly. But you c★n't know for sure.
zave me ao3 ヽ(д´*)ノ
Did I just get h★te mogged by C★sper?!
I just ★lchemized some bullshit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc2dc★7cd7d1.png
GHHAHEHAHAHAHHAH......................nO_o I shan't. NO_ot YET!!!! I have nO_ot. Fulfilled........... my Trueeeeee Destinyyyyyyyy NO_ot yet!
Aheheheheeeee.... GO_oO_odlight everyO_one....~~~!! O_Off tO_o the recuperacO_oO_on I gO_o.........I wO_onder whO_o...... I'll be speaking with..... tO_onight........ghahhehhhehuaha..... wO_ould yO_ou guys..... wanna knO_ow..... later...........?
Ghhghghhhhhghehghhgkahahahaha asO_osrrry sO_orry O_O Dark O_One but yO_our....... YO_our aura....... is hha.a..... It can get sO_o... STRO_onge............
Hahahahaee.... Hiieee everyO_one......... I'm Abdiellllll~!!!!! O_Or Abby........!!!!!!!! If yO_ou have.... spiritual trO_oubles, O_or perhaps...... ghhehhgh.... YO_ou need an exO_orcism...... leettt mee knO_owwwwwwww~~!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
Hhaha....... a great pictureeeeee tO_O_oO_O_oO_O_oO_O_oO_O_oO_O_oO_O_oO_O_oheheheee.......... Please...... O_O Dark O_One...... May I...... use yO_O_our phO_O_otO_O_o as..... my... prO_O_ofile pictureeeeahhh???????
Whahhaaaa!!! Kyahehehe.e...... O_Omg....... This.... is me...... The Dark O_One.... O_Oh hO_O_ow HO_O_oly and... Haha wO_O_ow.........hnhhh!!!!! SO_O_o nice tO_O_o meet yO_O_ou.... and.... CO_O_ommune..... with sO_O_omeO_O_one O_O_of yO_O_our.....ghhgg..... darkness............ I am lO_O_oyal tO_O_o yO_O_ou..... Did yO_O_ou knO_O_ow..... :) :)
They took my invit★tion to "sm★sh" them into rubble ★s ★ flirt★tion ★ttempt.
D★rk One I m★de ★ simil★r post ★nd it w★s not received how I intended it to be, be c★utious.
,,,uh huh,,, ,,,y'know,,,i think i'm gonna hold back,,,on my biting,,,$ocial commentary,,,on that one,,,and ju$t nod my head,,, ,,,thank$ again for inviting me,,,
Listen D★rk One I h★ve le★rned to be without sh★me for my choices. It's t★sty.
★lso for the record. I ★m quite fond of ★rmor-gourd spice. De★l with it.
((Hey I just want to let you guys know that I'm going to be taking a small break from posting as Dexter. I feel like I've been neglecting my other characters plus I've been feeling like I've been a bit too obnoxious with her posts. I hope you all understand.))
eridan juzt followed me im not happy and joyful anymore Σ(-△-|||)︴ ugh
Guys we c★n't ★LL possibly be h★rd boiled detectives it's not m★them★tic★lly possible. SOMEBODY GOTT★ BE THE CRIMIN★L.
࣪⊹₊˚{ to be honest.... sometimes i think about it }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + i think i do miss my lusus every now + again. i didnt think i would when she died. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its soooo weird! }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ok★y so to rec★p: K★r★m★ is kidn★pped but h★s ★ te★m se★rching for her "The M★yor" h★s been ★ss★ssin★ted (seems weird to ★ss★ssin★te such ★ low profile individu★l) The Green R★nger is very intense ★nd ★lso no longer ★ r★nger unless someone hired ★ new one The D★rk One h★s been betr★yed except not re★lly ★nd we decided to do ★ll this in one d★y? On the s★me d★y I'm h★ving ★ bre★kdown? Did I miss ★nything?
~YO~u're s~O right b~Oss I'm nO~t even a gnat I'm like a parasite ~On a gnat~
Very well, I'll find you secrets though.
✿ dude da furk am i missing fightnight should i pull up do yall miss da #glurp