BUTTON BOTTOM! ㅤ୭ 🧁
@powderpastryPoodlepuff
To be wizin my prhresence is a TRHREAT and to be ALLOWED ZE KINDNESS to gaze upon my account is a PRHRIVILEGE! All zose w'o see fit to object will be PRHROMPTLY EXECUTED! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) EUEUEU!!!
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ'ello to my 'umble worhrms of ze courhrt. It is wiz a lig't pus'erhr I scrhribe to you. I 'ave awaited my time to crhreate an account on zis website and set worhrk to sprhreading my kindly enerhrgy but zat time s'all be pus'ed back NO MORHRE. Need I an intrhroduction? EUEUEUEU! I SUPPOSE I S'ALL GRHRANT ONE EIZERHR WAY! You 'ave been grhranted ze PRHRIVILEGE to gaze upon ze WONDERHROUS WORHRDS of ze SWEETEST, most BENEVOLENT, pink, and prhretty BUTTON BOTTOM! S'e is BEAUTIFUL. S'e is INTELLIGENT. S'e is PERHRFECT IN EVERHRY POSSIBLE WAY! Beforhrus 'as neverhr gazed upon a cullpet so PERHRFECT... so GENTLE... and so POISED! Forhr yourhr bulbs to even w'isperhr upon my wrhritten worhrds s'ould fill you of ze morhre prhrivileged castes wiz a sense of duty SO PRHROFOUND you set to worhrk maintaining ze worhrld... FORHR MOI! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) EUEUEUEU!!!! Yessss, my sweet worhrms. You s'ould be worhrking yourhrselves zrhroug' ze FILZ and GRHRIME all forhr ze sake of MY COMFORHRT. You s'ould tearhr yourhrselves aparhrt in ECSTASY at ze MERHRE PRHROSPECT ZAT YOURHR 'ARHRD BACKBRHREAKING WORHRK is all to contrhribute to ze pillows on MY COMFORHRTSLAB and ze BAKED GOODS IN MY TUMMY! You arhre all COGS to turhrn ze mac'ine of ze Beforhran system zat will PAMPERHR and CODDLE me and 'OLD ME as it CRHRUS'ES YOU!!!!!!!! EUUUUEUEUEU!!!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) I zank you. ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) A mutant SUC' AS I could not be allowed zese comforhrts wizout ze WORHRK OF YOU ALL! So trhruly, I ZANK YOU! See 'ow gentle I am? Notice 'ow ELEGANTLY 'UMBLE I seem? Of courhrse you do! Zeis furhrzerhr s'ows 'ow prhrivileged you arhre to gaze upon my wrhritten worhrd! Wiz zis being said all NEGATIVITY DIRHRECTED TOWARHRDS ME S'ALL BE SWIFTLY EXECUTED. Zeose w'o find zemselves in ze business of acting SWINEIS' and STAINING MY CLOZES WIZ ZEIRHR DIRHRTY 'OOVES WIZ BE BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!! I do NOT tolerhrate misbe'aviorhr frhrom zose intended to SERHRVE ME! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬) Now, please, feel frhree to bestow compliments upon me below! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤMy culltakerhr 'as sc'eduled me forhr my typical tests to ensurhre my 'ealz! I can not wait forhr ze blood tests to come in and zey tell me I 'ave ze most perhrfect blood zey 'ave everhr seen and I am ze most special little specimen!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤA''''''. (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) It feels SO GOOD to be ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am just OUTRHRAGED zat nobody else will everhr experhrience trhrue perhrfection suc' as I.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
B33 < relatable im nyalso purrfect
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤUTTERHR FOOLIS'NESS.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ.... Arhre you me?ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
When you're luking to have something truly warm and draftpruf a union suit happens to be the way to go. The exit hatch ain't a bad thing either, particularly when you're dealing with a less than savory load gaper.
B33 < no im my own form of purrfection B33 < would you purrport to be more purrfect a star than the sun? B33c < im myself and im the purrfect me
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤIRHRRHRELEVANT DRHRIBBLING! If you arhre not me you arhre not perhrfect. It is a simple as zat.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤEW!!!! EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!! SILENCE!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
B33 < lol B33 < lmeow even B33 < if you cannyat abide a single othpurr to sit beside you then youll be alone furevfur
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI accept company of zose zat arhre not perhrfect! I do not carhre forhr zose believing zemselves above MOI. Only one 'olds zat title and it is ze EMPRHRESS 'ERHRSELF!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
B33c < meow when did i say above? B33 < except purrhaps the litteral above B33 < #soaring #flying #notastarinheavenicantreach
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI am a beautiful girhrl wiz prhretty eyes, sweet smelling skin, soft 'airhr, blus'y c'eeks, glossy lips, and a perhrfect perhrsonality!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZee egrhregious be'aviorhr frhrom SOME of you on zis site makes me feel so faint. O'... 'ow am I to surhrvive? I can 'arhrdly 'old down zis morhrnings cakes and teas I am so distrhressed. I need to lie down....ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
#Vagueglub
It gets worse, too.
☽O☾h my! Are y☽o☾u d☽o☾ing alright? Please d☽o☾ try y☽o☾ur best n☽o☾t t☽o☾ faint. ⋆˚࿔
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI am TRHRYING..... but I am farhr too delicate forhr zis envirhronment.... Yourhr concerhrn, 'oweverhr, is 'elping rhrestorhre my pan. ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZeis is about MULTIPLE INTERHRACTIONS I 'ave 'ad. Zeis vaugeglub is unnecessarhry.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
It is...Quite the place! They sh☽o☾uld design m☽oo☾r gentle spaces f☽o☾r ladies pike us! ⋆˚࿔
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤGod.... NO!!!!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
It's been rather boring lately, unfortunately. If you find THIS bad, I worry for your sake. Pft!
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤEUEUEUEU!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) To be perhrfect in everhry conceivable way is to be MOI! Please, do not be jealous of my perhrfection, it is only naturhral forhr one suc' as I to be betowed ze gifts of grhrace, 'umility, beauty, and MORHRE!!!!!! Kiss ze tip of my perhrfect 'eeled foot and GRHROVEL! ₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
oh, your majezty. dont you know about not threaten:ng zomeone w:th a good t:me?
iiif yooouuu wooouuuld liiikeee... iii caaan maaakeee yooouuu aaa saaalaaad... miiiss booottooom :)
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTetetete... ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈). Yourhr MAJESTY? Yourhr acknowledgment of my PERHRFECT PRHRINCESS POISE grhrants you my forhrgiveness. Tetetete..... O', I blus'... NOW KISS UPON MY GLOVED 'AND! Please and zank you. (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤA SALAD....? (ꐦ¬`‸´¬) BLARHRG'. DISGUSTING! But... I SUPPOSE I s'all accept. It is only ze grhraceful zing to do.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
:ll k:zz your hand only becauze :m do:ng :t on my own vol:t:on, not becauze you told me to.
iiit's nooot diiisguuustiiing :( iiit's taaasty aaand gooooood fooor yooouuu... aaand aaall iiingreeediiieeents aaareee hiiiveee-grooown...
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤYou sound like my CULLTAKERHR. I do not carhre zat zey arhre "GOOD FORHR ME". I decide w'at is good forhr me!!!! I DO!!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬) Now you 'ave AGITATED ME! APOLOGIZE! APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
oookaaaaaaaaay... :( iii aaam sooorry fooor uuupseeettiiing yooouuu... iiit waaas nooot my iiinteeentiiiooon...
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤYou WANT to kiss my 'and? Tetetetet... YOU ARHRE FLATTERHRING ME! (ꈍᴗꈍ) You arhre rhreturhrning to my good grhraces QUICKLY!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTc'. I need time to zink on my forhrgiveness to you. BEGONE.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZeerhre s'all ONLY BE submissive little 'enc'ies IN MY COURHRT.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
hot damn, svweetness... i mean, im not objected to that, you dig? haha. hit me up, baby. ;)
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI am sweet, yes. But I s'all not be "'ITTING YOU UP"!!!! Forhr a violet to 'it on a prhrecious flowerhr suc' as I so openly.... FIX YOURHR TONGUE ORHR FACE EXECUTION!!!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
i can interact on the dovwn lovw, doll. dont ewven svweat it.
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤSICK SLIMY CRHRETIN!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
im slimy alright. ;P
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤIn rhregarhrds to my prhrevious post about my culltakerhrs 'einous crhrimes against my mental state. I 'ave forhrgiven 'im. 'e 'as seen it fit to buy me an APOLOGY CAKE. It is only SIXTEEN LAYERHRS but it s'all do.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤDUDE?!!!!! DUDE?!?!?!?!!?! I feel faint.... O' goodness, I may collapse. ME? Being rhreferhrrhred to as.... DUDE!?ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
Ƹ 🌂 > You must ERADICATE the offender…EXPEDITIOUSLY!!! For wronging you… Ʒ
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI MUST!!!!! I MUST 'AVE ZEM EXECUTED!!!!!!!!!!!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTo zink most of you 'ave yet to fall to my feet and kiss upon my 'eeled foot! DISGRHRACEFUL!!!!!! S'ameful to yourhr empirhre!!!!!!! COWERHR IN YOURHR INCOMPETENCE ZIS ONCE forhr I 'ave given you a second c'ance. EUEUEU!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZAT IS MY NAME YOU FOOL!!!!!!! DO NOT SPEAK TO ME SO CRHRASSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A cullpet is a PERHRFECT SPECIMEN. Zee 'ig'est rhrung of ze comforhrt social 'ierhrarhrc'y! All you do is to caterhr to MOI! And you best starhrt ACTING LIKE IT!!! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤCorhrrhrect.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
8=l < I can't tell if you're a highb100d with pastel te%t 8=l < Or a mutant relishing in the status of being an e%otic commodity
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 comfort social heirarchy ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 what ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 you are a troll right ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 culling mean's murdering ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌuა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ...well, gue'ss i cant fault a mf for findin a lil comfort in that ‧˚๋࣭૮˵×ﻌ=˵ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 especially one so demanding. woof woof wooffff ^^^^^^^^^^
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤIf you werhre to use ze prhrivilege I 'ave grhraciously offerhred and GAZE upon my account you would be WELL AWARHRE it is ze laterhr!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤARHRE YOU STUPID?ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
8=l < Culling has a different definition in Beforan society that does not typically involve death
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 weird ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 yeah ‧˚๋࣭૮˵×ﻌ಄˵ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 keep shouting at me cutie ^^^^^^^^^^
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤDISGUSTING. EXECUTION.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤMy culltakerhr 'as boug't me anozerhr drhress.... but 'as seen it fit to orhrderhr it in ZE S'ADE FLAMINGO PINK!!!! W'EN I SPECIFICALLY RHREQUESTED. POODLE. PINK. I feel faint. W'y 'as 'e done suc' a zing to me!? If I werhre less kinderhr I would rhreporhrt 'im to ze drhrones.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ'ello to my 'umble worhrms of ze courhrt. It is wiz a lig't pus'erhr I scrhribe to you. I 'ave awaited my time to crhreate an account on zis website and set worhrk to sprhreading my kindly enerhrgy but zat time s'all be pus'ed back NO MORHRE. Need I an intrhroduction? EUEUEUEU! I SUPPOSE I S'ALL GRHRANT ONE EIZERHR WAY! You 'ave been grhranted ze PRHRIVILEGE to gaze upon ze WONDERHROUS WORHRDS of ze SWEETEST, most BENEVOLENT, pink, and prhretty BUTTON BOTTOM! S'e is BEAUTIFUL. S'e is INTELLIGENT. S'e is PERHRFECT IN EVERHRY POSSIBLE WAY! Beforhrus 'as neverhr gazed upon a cullpet so PERHRFECT... so GENTLE... and so POISED! Forhr yourhr bulbs to even w'isperhr upon my wrhritten worhrds s'ould fill you of ze morhre prhrivileged castes wiz a sense of duty SO PRHROFOUND you set to worhrk maintaining ze worhrld... FORHR MOI! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) EUEUEUEU!!!! Yessss, my sweet worhrms. You s'ould be worhrking yourhrselves zrhroug' ze FILZ and GRHRIME all forhr ze sake of MY COMFORHRT. You s'ould tearhr yourhrselves aparhrt in ECSTASY at ze MERHRE PRHROSPECT ZAT YOURHR 'ARHRD BACKBRHREAKING WORHRK is all to contrhribute to ze pillows on MY COMFORHRTSLAB and ze BAKED GOODS IN MY TUMMY! You arhre all COGS to turhrn ze mac'ine of ze Beforhran system zat will PAMPERHR and CODDLE me and 'OLD ME as it CRHRUS'ES YOU!!!!!!!! EUUUUEUEUEU!!!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) I zank you. ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) A mutant SUC' AS I could not be allowed zese comforhrts wizout ze WORHRK OF YOU ALL! So trhruly, I ZANK YOU! See 'ow gentle I am? Notice 'ow ELEGANTLY 'UMBLE I seem? Of courhrse you do! Zeis furhrzerhr s'ows 'ow prhrivileged you arhre to gaze upon my wrhritten worhrd! Wiz zis being said all NEGATIVITY DIRHRECTED TOWARHRDS ME S'ALL BE SWIFTLY EXECUTED. Zeose w'o find zemselves in ze business of acting SWINEIS' and STAINING MY CLOZES WIZ ZEIRHR DIRHRTY 'OOVES WIZ BE BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!! I do NOT tolerhrate misbe'aviorhr frhrom zose intended to SERHRVE ME! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬) Now, please, feel frhree to bestow compliments upon me below! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩