

BUTTON BOTTOM! ㅤ୭ 🧁
@powderpastryPoodlepuff
To be wizin my prhresence is a TRHREAT and to be ALLOWED ZE KINDNESS to gaze upon my account is a PRHRIVILEGE! All zose w'o see fit to object will be PRHROMPTLY EXECUTED! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) EUEUEU!!!
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤMy culltakerhr 'as sc'eduled me forhr my typical tests to ensurhre my 'ealz! I can not wait forhr ze blood tests to come in and zey tell me I 'ave ze most perhrfect blood zey 'ave everhr seen and I am ze most special little specimen!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤA''''''. (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) It feels SO GOOD to be ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am just OUTRHRAGED zat nobody else will everhr experhrience trhrue perhrfection suc' as I.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI am a beautiful girhrl wiz prhretty eyes, sweet smelling skin, soft 'airhr, blus'y c'eeks, glossy lips, and a perhrfect perhrsonality!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZee egrhregious be'aviorhr frhrom SOME of you on zis site makes me feel so faint. O'... 'ow am I to surhrvive? I can 'arhrdly 'old down zis morhrnings cakes and teas I am so distrhressed. I need to lie down....ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤEUEUEUEU!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) To be perhrfect in everhry conceivable way is to be MOI! Please, do not be jealous of my perhrfection, it is only naturhral forhr one suc' as I to be betowed ze gifts of grhrace, 'umility, beauty, and MORHRE!!!!!! Kiss ze tip of my perhrfect 'eeled foot and GRHROVEL! ₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZeerhre s'all ONLY BE submissive little 'enc'ies IN MY COURHRT.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤIn rhregarhrds to my prhrevious post about my culltakerhrs 'einous crhrimes against my mental state. I 'ave forhrgiven 'im. 'e 'as seen it fit to buy me an APOLOGY CAKE. It is only SIXTEEN LAYERHRS but it s'all do.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤDUDE?!!!!! DUDE?!?!?!?!!?! I feel faint.... O' goodness, I may collapse. ME? Being rhreferhrrhred to as.... DUDE!?ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTo zink most of you 'ave yet to fall to my feet and kiss upon my 'eeled foot! DISGRHRACEFUL!!!!!! S'ameful to yourhr empirhre!!!!!!! COWERHR IN YOURHR INCOMPETENCE ZIS ONCE forhr I 'ave given you a second c'ance. EUEUEU!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤMy culltakerhr 'as boug't me anozerhr drhress.... but 'as seen it fit to orhrderhr it in ZE S'ADE FLAMINGO PINK!!!! W'EN I SPECIFICALLY RHREQUESTED. POODLE. PINK. I feel faint. W'y 'as 'e done suc' a zing to me!? If I werhre less kinderhr I would rhreporhrt 'im to ze drhrones.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ'ello to my 'umble worhrms of ze courhrt. It is wiz a lig't pus'erhr I scrhribe to you. I 'ave awaited my time to crhreate an account on zis website and set worhrk to sprhreading my kindly enerhrgy but zat time s'all be pus'ed back NO MORHRE. Need I an intrhroduction? EUEUEUEU! I SUPPOSE I S'ALL GRHRANT ONE EIZERHR WAY! You 'ave been grhranted ze PRHRIVILEGE to gaze upon ze WONDERHROUS WORHRDS of ze SWEETEST, most BENEVOLENT, pink, and prhretty BUTTON BOTTOM! S'e is BEAUTIFUL. S'e is INTELLIGENT. S'e is PERHRFECT IN EVERHRY POSSIBLE WAY! Beforhrus 'as neverhr gazed upon a cullpet so PERHRFECT... so GENTLE... and so POISED! Forhr yourhr bulbs to even w'isperhr upon my wrhritten worhrds s'ould fill you of ze morhre prhrivileged castes wiz a sense of duty SO PRHROFOUND you set to worhrk maintaining ze worhrld... FORHR MOI! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) EUEUEUEU!!!! Yessss, my sweet worhrms. You s'ould be worhrking yourhrselves zrhroug' ze FILZ and GRHRIME all forhr ze sake of MY COMFORHRT. You s'ould tearhr yourhrselves aparhrt in ECSTASY at ze MERHRE PRHROSPECT ZAT YOURHR 'ARHRD BACKBRHREAKING WORHRK is all to contrhribute to ze pillows on MY COMFORHRTSLAB and ze BAKED GOODS IN MY TUMMY! You arhre all COGS to turhrn ze mac'ine of ze Beforhran system zat will PAMPERHR and CODDLE me and 'OLD ME as it CRHRUS'ES YOU!!!!!!!! EUUUUEUEUEU!!!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) I zank you. ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) A mutant SUC' AS I could not be allowed zese comforhrts wizout ze WORHRK OF YOU ALL! So trhruly, I ZANK YOU! See 'ow gentle I am? Notice 'ow ELEGANTLY 'UMBLE I seem? Of courhrse you do! Zeis furhrzerhr s'ows 'ow prhrivileged you arhre to gaze upon my wrhritten worhrd! Wiz zis being said all NEGATIVITY DIRHRECTED TOWARHRDS ME S'ALL BE SWIFTLY EXECUTED. Zeose w'o find zemselves in ze business of acting SWINEIS' and STAINING MY CLOZES WIZ ZEIRHR DIRHRTY 'OOVES WIZ BE BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!! I do NOT tolerhrate misbe'aviorhr frhrom zose intended to SERHRVE ME! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬) Now, please, feel frhree to bestow compliments upon me below! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩








