BUTTON BOTTOM! ㅤ୭ 🧁
@powderpastryPoodlepuff
To be wizin my prhresence is a TRHREAT and to be ALLOWED ZE KINDNESS to gaze upon my account is a PRHRIVILEGE! All zose w'o see fit to object will be PRHROMPTLY EXECUTED! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) EUEUEU!!!
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤA''''''. (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) It feels SO GOOD to be ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am just OUTRHRAGED zat nobody else will everhr experhrience trhrue perhrfection suc' as I.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
B33 < relatable im nyalso purrfect
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤUTTERHR FOOLIS'NESS.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ.... Arhre you me?ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
When you're luking to have something truly warm and draftpruf a union suit happens to be the way to go. The exit hatch ain't a bad thing either, particularly when you're dealing with a less than savory load gaper.
B33 < no im my own form of purrfection B33 < would you purrport to be more purrfect a star than the sun? B33c < im myself and im the purrfect me
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤIRHRRHRELEVANT DRHRIBBLING! If you arhre not me you arhre not perhrfect. It is a simple as zat.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤEW!!!! EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!! SILENCE!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
B33 < lol B33 < lmeow even B33 < if you cannyat abide a single othpurr to sit beside you then youll be alone furevfur
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI accept company of zose zat arhre not perhrfect! I do not carhre forhr zose believing zemselves above MOI. Only one 'olds zat title and it is ze EMPRHRESS 'ERHRSELF!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
1. "(oxo) < do mew have any cruzhez???" no. :tz actually extremely hard to get me to have a cruzh on zomeone. 2. "whatz your favor:te food? alzo, fuck you" cluckbeazt au po:vre. fuck you too. b:tch. 3. whatz w:th the ⊚range?! ⊚range y⊚u glad : azked? h⊚⊚h⊚⊚h⊚⊚!! no, :m not glad you azked at all. you wazted my t:me, :n fact. 4. "to whom :t may concern, iz zerhre anyone on c:ttrhr zat you would conz:derhr a.... perhrfectly po:zed zpec:men.... eueueueu ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵). z:ncerely, an anonymouz individual!" nah, not really. cant th:nk of a z:ngle perzon. azk me more or d:e. httpz://formz.gle/dryfnjdzpwwzmz488
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤEyetwitc'.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
※ ANSWER ME: I'mm 20 sweeps young.g. DO you think if I got un-culled that's too old to go back to mmy old Jobs? - Yes or -NO no - Answer the Assisterr the Helpmmeet thanks
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤW'y would you everhr wis' to be UNCULLED. EUEUEUEU!!! Zeis must be some sorhrt of PRHRANK POST.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZee egrhregious be'aviorhr frhrom SOME of you on zis site makes me feel so faint. O'... 'ow am I to surhrvive? I can 'arhrdly 'old down zis morhrnings cakes and teas I am so distrhressed. I need to lie down....ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
#Vagueglub
It gets worse, too.
☽O☾h my! Are y☽o☾u d☽o☾ing alright? Please d☽o☾ try y☽o☾ur best n☽o☾t t☽o☾ faint. ⋆˚࿔
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI am TRHRYING..... but I am farhr too delicate forhr zis envirhronment.... Yourhr concerhrn, 'oweverhr, is 'elping rhrestorhre my pan. ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZeis is about MULTIPLE INTERHRACTIONS I 'ave 'ad. Zeis vaugeglub is unnecessarhry.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤGod.... NO!!!!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my GOSHHHH! this is SOOOO me when im feeling red four someone }/7\{ }/7\{ WHO ELSE???? }⟡ᗜ⟡ʃƪ }꩜ᗜ꩜ʃƪ ~ <3 #literallyme #cullquette #hicaricore #glubinterrupted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZeis is SICK! To so publicly display yourhr animalistic VIOLENT SEADWELLERHR URHRGES. W'at if you frhrig'tened me, 'm? W'at if I werhre to FAINT at ze implication of you.... TEARHRING ANOZERHR APARHRT in an act of... DEVOTION to zeirhr... DELICIOUS COWERHRING SOUL... ( ´ཀ` ) NO!!!! EUEUEU!!!!!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) I forhrgive you... forhr polluting MY feed wiz suc'.... implication of bloods'ed.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm.... hold onnnn. are we like. having a moment right now? are we like, doing a thing? }*ᯅ*{ i literallyyyy cant tell if youre mad at me right now or naut. are you mad or are you mantally reglubbing it? because i CANT tell!!!! }>ᯅ<{ }>ᯅ<{ }>ᯅ<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI WOULD NEVERHR RHREGLUB ZIS!!!!! I am a delicate flowerhr. To RHREGLUB zis would be.... UNRHRULY!!!!!!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
࣪⊹₊˚{ UNRULY!!!! }⟡A⟡{/ um, hello???? JUST WHAT IS YOUR *PROBLEMMMM*???? }>A<{ }>A<{ }>A<{ IM not unruly! YOURE unruly!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤNO!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! YOU!!!! YOU arhre ze UNRHRULY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am PERHRFECT and POISED and SWEET!!!! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤEUEUEUEU!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) To be perhrfect in everhry conceivable way is to be MOI! Please, do not be jealous of my perhrfection, it is only naturhral forhr one suc' as I to be betowed ze gifts of grhrace, 'umility, beauty, and MORHRE!!!!!! Kiss ze tip of my perhrfect 'eeled foot and GRHROVEL! ₍₍⚞(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)⚟⁾⁾ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
oh, your majezty. dont you know about not threaten:ng zomeone w:th a good t:me?
iiif yooouuu wooouuuld liiikeee... iii caaan maaakeee yooouuu aaa saaalaaad... miiiss booottooom :)
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTetetete... ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈). Yourhr MAJESTY? Yourhr acknowledgment of my PERHRFECT PRHRINCESS POISE grhrants you my forhrgiveness. Tetetete..... O', I blus'... NOW KISS UPON MY GLOVED 'AND! Please and zank you. (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤA SALAD....? (ꐦ¬`‸´¬) BLARHRG'. DISGUSTING! But... I SUPPOSE I s'all accept. It is only ze grhraceful zing to do.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
:ll k:zz your hand only becauze :m do:ng :t on my own vol:t:on, not becauze you told me to.
iiit's nooot diiisguuustiiing :( iiit's taaasty aaand gooooood fooor yooouuu... aaand aaall iiingreeediiieeents aaareee hiiiveee-grooown...
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤYou sound like my CULLTAKERHR. I do not carhre zat zey arhre "GOOD FORHR ME". I decide w'at is good forhr me!!!! I DO!!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬) Now you 'ave AGITATED ME! APOLOGIZE! APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
oookaaaaaaaaay... :( iii aaam sooorry fooor uuupseeettiiing yooouuu... iiit waaas nooot my iiinteeentiiiooon...
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤYou WANT to kiss my 'and? Tetetetet... YOU ARHRE FLATTERHRING ME! (ꈍᴗꈍ) You arhre rhreturhrning to my good grhraces QUICKLY!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTc'. I need time to zink on my forhrgiveness to you. BEGONE.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩