To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ'ello to my 'umble worhrms of ze courhrt. It is wiz a lig't pus'erhr I scrhribe to you. I 'ave awaited my time to crhreate an account on zis website and set worhrk to sprhreading my kindly enerhrgy but zat time s'all be pus'ed back NO MORHRE. Need I an intrhroduction? EUEUEUEU! I SUPPOSE I S'ALL GRHRANT ONE EIZERHR WAY! You 'ave been grhranted ze PRHRIVILEGE to gaze upon ze WONDERHROUS WORHRDS of ze SWEETEST, most BENEVOLENT, pink, and prhretty BUTTON BOTTOM! S'e is BEAUTIFUL. S'e is INTELLIGENT. S'e is PERHRFECT IN EVERHRY POSSIBLE WAY! Beforhrus 'as neverhr gazed upon a cullpet so PERHRFECT... so GENTLE... and so POISED! Forhr yourhr bulbs to even w'isperhr upon my wrhritten worhrds s'ould fill you of ze morhre prhrivileged castes wiz a sense of duty SO PRHROFOUND you set to worhrk maintaining ze worhrld... FORHR MOI! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) EUEUEUEU!!!! Yessss, my sweet worhrms. You s'ould be worhrking yourhrselves zrhroug' ze FILZ and GRHRIME all forhr ze sake of MY COMFORHRT. You s'ould tearhr yourhrselves aparhrt in ECSTASY at ze MERHRE PRHROSPECT ZAT YOURHR 'ARHRD BACKBRHREAKING WORHRK is all to contrhribute to ze pillows on MY COMFORHRTSLAB and ze BAKED GOODS IN MY TUMMY! You arhre all COGS to turhrn ze mac'ine of ze Beforhran system zat will PAMPERHR and CODDLE me and 'OLD ME as it CRHRUS'ES YOU!!!!!!!! EUUUUEUEUEU!!!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) I zank you. ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) A mutant SUC' AS I could not be allowed zese comforhrts wizout ze WORHRK OF YOU ALL! So trhruly, I ZANK YOU! See 'ow gentle I am? Notice 'ow ELEGANTLY 'UMBLE I seem? Of courhrse you do! Zeis furhrzerhr s'ows 'ow prhrivileged you arhre to gaze upon my wrhritten worhrd! Wiz zis being said all NEGATIVITY DIRHRECTED TOWARHRDS ME S'ALL BE SWIFTLY EXECUTED. Zeose w'o find zemselves in ze business of acting SWINEIS' and STAINING MY CLOZES WIZ ZEIRHR DIRHRTY 'OOVES WIZ BE BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!! I do NOT tolerhrate misbe'aviorhr frhrom zose intended to SERHRVE ME! (ꐦ¬`‸´¬) Now, please, feel frhree to bestow compliments upon me below! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
