The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. ((any pronouns))
Guys why did me s★ying I w★s going to focus less on the sword g★rner more of ★ re★ction th★n er★sing myself?
Ƹ 🌂 > WHAT? Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has been at a 4 night spa retreat. You WHAT? Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > O,_,O Well... As long as you are okay... then... no need to bake me anything as an apology. The Dark One is just glad to hear you are WELL. Ʒ
I think. I might give up the sword. It never re★lly w★s "my" thing ★nyw★ys.
Or ★t le★st, I'd like to focus on my bow more ★g★in.
Ƹ 🌂 > Where are the evil HENCHMEN to bring this Dark One a latte… Ʒ
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' How could a dark one not have henchtrolls (aka goons) already lined up for this?
𓅰 im lookin to be tipped for the delivery of one hefty grande latte
Ƹ 🌂 > Okay well that is not joining the army that is just delivery. Hmph. Not what I asked. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Wait. There is an EVIL Phuntr? Then why the hell is the other one in my Dark Army. The Dark One wants the EVIL one, not the normal one. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Oh damn it all. BEGONE YOU PEST!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Yes, sometimes the Dark One yearns for CLOSENESS. BUT not in the way that you DEBAUCHED pornrotted things do. The Dark One only reads TASTEFUL literatures. Hmph! #nsfw Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Well the Dark One quite likes In the BarkbeastHive. Though the artstyle is a bit questionable, it is pleasing to see a COLD WOMAN turn a FOPPISH prince into an obedient thing that would heed her beck and call and is DESPERATE for her approval. All whilst she torments him quite evilly. MUAHAHA!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Also, the Dark One enjoys Your Meteor, Hidden in Flowers. It is a RAINBOWDRINKER ROMANCE… muehehe. ^,_,^ Ʒ
{ ...x) aaweesoomee... wheen thaat haappeens too mee ii huug... traashdaad eextraa tiight... }
Ƹ 🌂 > MUAHAHA! MY DEVIOUS compatriot, I have ALREADY read this manhwa!!! Good taste. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One’s lusus is a giant squid in a medical tank… SADLY I cannot do such a thing. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has a feeling 90% of you IMBECILES that post #NSFW have in fact never been laid. Hmph. Where is the ARTISTRY in your writing?!? Is it BEYOND your PITIFULLY CLUMSY mortal SAUSAGE PRONGS??? Perhaps pick up a bodice ripper to educate yourself and then come back to chitt something of SUBSTANCE. Ʒ
sometimes there'S beauty in the lack of artistry. makes it feel real.
hhhnhhhnggn can youhh tag me thhhne next time youhh make a degrading post like thhhnis uhhhhhnhhhnhhhnggnn
Ƹ 🌂 > Real as if they’re simply SLAPPING THEIR BULGE ON THE KEYBOARD MINDLESSLY or real as in they are ALL COMPLETE IDIOTS? There are much better things to be pursuing. LIKE EVIL!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > You sicken me. The Dark One is SURE you are a WRETCH of a FOUL ODOR. Ʒ
hhhnghhhngnn uhhhhhnghhhnghhhnhhhnn hhhnhhhnhhhnahhhnuhhhhhnghhhn #nsfw
NȺȺhhh IIII PȺiil ◯n †he reeguuuulȺr! HȺrd ȺȺȺȺf †◯◯! ;0} #n§fw
Ƹ 🌂 > Okay well the Dark One did not need you to SHARE THAT ON THEIR HATE POST. BEGONE CRETIN. Ʒ
#ungentle #reminder how #reductive it is to assume that #sex is the #ultimateclimax of #passion / have a #lovedone brutally #gore something/someone #foryou and get back to me
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One co-signs this chitt. But keep the GORE mess away from me, that is all I ask. Photos are enough. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One… SLUMBERS… Ʒ
Room for 12 more?
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One will DESTROY the IDIOTIC NINNY that created the IRRITATING POPUP… The Time-Limited Black Screen Supports My Breakup IS BARELY READABLE!!! The Dark One does not want to see ads about HOT BABES IN THEIR AREA!! RAHHH!! DIE!!! Ʒ
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' And this is why patchs uses forlorn vpn.
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ UHM IS THERE ୨NY R୨INBOW DRINKERS UP RIGHT NOW PERCH୨NCE? THE PRINCESS WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW THEIR SH୨DOWY N୨TURE ୨ LITTLE BETTER.... ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > The DARK One is lurking… WHAT would you like to know. QUICKLY!!! Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ I ୨M SO SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU THE D୨RK ONE.. M୨Y I ୨SK.. W.. WH୨T BLOOD COLOR IS THE MOST..DELIGHTFUL IN YOUR OPINION ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > Well The Dark One is actually quite fond of the BLOODIEST of BERRY flavors. BRUISEBERRY comes in close second, but the blue is a bit… ehhhhhh. It can be tart or sweet depending on the GRIM SEASON. Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OH...! DO YOU THINK TH୨TS SUIT୨BLE FOR THE LICORNE ROY୨LTY SUCH ୨S ME? ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > Licorne royalty? Becoming a rainbowdrinker? The Dark One has never heard of such a thing… but after all, I am a seadwelling drinker, so… ANYTHING is MOST DEVIOUSLY POSSIBLE. Also the Clawfe in Tangletrench has a very good bloodyberry latte. Ʒ