The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. ((any pronouns))
have you ♯ever thought about ♯howfunny ♯banishment is / ♯justgetoutofhere
Ƹ 🌂 > MUAHAHAA.... Very funny. The Dark One had a most EVIL laugh over this... Ʒ
♯yes i ♯knew ♯you in ♯particular would ♯findthishumorous
Ƹ 🌂 > Your ORB FORETOLD... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One desires.... a CONCOCTION most DIABOLICAL... that your mouth would PUCKER upon IMBIBING... perhaps... a tart POTION to soothe the nerves... Ʒ
Lemon★de.....
Ƹ 🌂 > A POTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ʒ
O~ I have heard talk of a human Earth drink called "Green Fairy". PerhapS thiS might fit the bill. ~O
Ƹ 🌂 > You know NAUGHT of potions... foolish CRETIN... you simply are not STRONG ENOUGH for them... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Fairies... are they EVIL... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One CANNOT be smashed…I am FOREVER UNDEFEATED… Ʒ
| Expect No Less From Such An Exper|enced And Sk|lled Aura Farmer.
Ƹ 🌂 > What. The Dark One does NOT FARM… Ʒ
Say that to my big hammer..
Ƹ 🌂 > You mean your PUNY HAMMER…of which STANDS NO CHANCE against the Dark One’s SHEER EVIL FORCE… Ʒ
It's a pretty big hammer..
Ƹ 🌂 > Probably the size of YOUR PEA SHAPED BRAIN… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Minivi seems to be upset that the Dark One has made other ALLIES…unfortunately, a little porcelain friend is NOT ENOUGH… Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OH MY! WHO POSSESSES SUCH ୨N ୨DOR୨BLE N୨ME? ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > Oh… one of The Dark One’s first ever confidants… a near REPLICA of myself… but miniature… and very much ALIVE…and MOST EVIL… MUAHAHA… she is a ball-jointed doll. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels a disturbance in the ETHER… Ʒ
:33 < smash
Wh★t is it D★rk One?
Ƹ 🌂 > What. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Something… MOST TERRIBLE is going to happen… Ʒ
It truly is a shame that the loss of my favor has consequences.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One finds this RELATABLE... MUAHAHA... The consequences one faces from the Dark One are MOST EVIL... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH… Ʒ
Tch?
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH!!! Fools of the most RIDICULOUS CALIBER think they can dare to challenge the Dark One… Ʒ
I t★ke it you h★ve corrected their folly?
Ƹ 🌂 > No I’m ignoring that IDIOT. Ʒ
Tch.
Ƹ 🌂 > Why are you copying the Dark One. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is UNAMUSED this evening… Ʒ
Perhaps that might be because y<>u have n<> c<>urt jester <>f y<>ur <>wn. H<>w pite<>us y<>ur rule must be
Ƹ 🌂 > He’s in the comments, you BUFFOON. Cease your WITLESS muttering in the Dark One’s replies.. Ʒ
I am s<>rry t<> say y<>ur jester is an artless, blubbering wretch
Ƹ 🌂 > Your WORTHLESS opinion is subjective and AT LEAST THAT CAN BE FIXED… unlike your DISGUSTING FACE… Ʒ
<>h, are we g<>ing f<>r ad tr<>llini n<>w? That is f<>ul <>f y<>u, yet I remain unperturbed and h<>lding the m<>ral high gr<>und
Ƹ 🌂 > Moral high ground… PAH! And you think you are a better dark and evil overlord than the DARK ONE… You are a FRAUD!! Ʒ
Ts ts, the m<>re c<>mpetent villain <>bvi<>usly gets the pe<>ple <>n their side and then rules with wit and manipulati<>n - and f<>r that, y<>u must have them see y<>u as a righte<>us ruler, w<>rthy <>f being f<>ll<>wed. <>nly an amateur d<>es n<>t kn<>w that
Ƹ 🌂 > And yet you possess or perform NONE of these traits described… PITY… Ʒ
UUUGH.. i REALLY need the whisper devil to LEAVE ME ALONE. you HEAR THEM TOO, dont you???
Ƹ 🌂 > YES…… Ʒ