The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. The EVILEST, MOST VILLAINOUS VILLAINX ON CHITTR… AND THE WORLD…DON’T YOU FORGET IT!! ((any pronouns))
#vagueposting #vague #post #vaguepost
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One PONDERS on what this could be about.. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > DIVULGE your SECRETS…? Ʒ
so remember my evilness??? its back in business... i am evil and i am proud...
Ƹ 🌂 > But less evil than the Dark One, of course. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > YOU KNOW NAUGHT... Ʒ
for this #shocktober i am happy to announce that #teamchud has been rebranded... as #teamC.H.U.D you may ask yourself. what'S the difference? now, instead of a group of loveable losers... we are "cannibalistic, horrifying, underground dwellers!" BAHAHAHAHHAHA! quake in fear as evilnax'S army runs rampant...
Ƹ 🌂 > … Are you trying to COMPETE with the DARK ARMY… Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ THE PRINCESS DECIDED TO T୨KE ୨ BRE୨K FROM RE୨DING!!! SHES W୨TCHING GEORGES ORDIN୨RY ୨DVENTURE!!! ₍⑅ᐢ˃ ^˂ᐢ₎ ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > ORDINARY…? How is George on an ADVENTURE, then…?? Ʒ
its crazy that we ALL (yes we) have to find the needle in a haystack one night...
Ƹ 🌂 > 🍌 Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One did not even say anything…… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > 🍌🍌🍌🍌Whaaaaat noooo🍌🍌🍌🍌 Ʒ
just had a neuron activation moment...
Ƹ 🌂 > Like a primate? HA. So much for being a meowbeast… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > You LOOK like you would enjoy a BANANA… Ʒ
I HATE BANANAS!!! how dare you... you wont even fight me for real...
Ƹ 🌂 > I WILL. Name a place and time… Ʒ
♯pennysbonfire ♯getsummoned ♯loser ♯potluck ♯bringfood to ♯share / ♯byob it will ♯not be ♯provided / ♯instruments ♯encouraged if ♯youplaymusic ♯notmywoods / ♯notyourwoods / ♯we will ♯all ♯behave ♯harming ♯bugsofthewood will ♯not be ♯tolerated ♯iwill be ♯playing a ♯movie or ♯two on ♯myprojector ♯UCEDESROYKIE AND ♯HISASSOCIATES ARE ♯NOTINVITED
Ƹ 🌂 > EXCELLENT… The Dark One shall make their presence KNOWN at this event… Ʒ
:< i hope you are having a nice night #ootn
Ƹ 🌂 > HOW DEVIOUS… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One doesn’t enjoy PRIMITIVE recreations. The Dark One doesn’t touch MORTAL FLESH. But I do TOIL without END. I do pore over PROFANE TEXTS. I do fill my halls with INCENSE. I do hear the SILENT CHANTS… & I plot. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > WHAT. Ʒ
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/your3 typing lik3 your3 haunting_""hogwarts"". you kin dumbl3dor3? mayb3_sugg3stion:_th3 dark on3? no. th3 dumbl3 on3_/Downloads
Ƹ 🌂 > YOU ARE MAKING UP FALSEHOODS ABOUT THE DARK ONE… Ʒ
>--D=You=are=a=model=of=nobility=and=a=true=aristocrat=that=all=below=you=should=idolize=your=eminence=in=shadows=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > lNo, a model of TRUE VILLAINY… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Too many FRAUDS trying to pose as VILLAINS… don’t they know that title of the most VILLANOUS VILLAINX belongs to THE DARK ONE??? MUAHAHA… Ʒ
X Idk, Temora’s pretty fucked up and evil x
Ƹ 🌂 > NEVER HEARD OF THEM THEREFORE not EVIL ENOUGH!!! Ʒ
X Should I @ her for ya? x
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One TIRES of this game of PALMHUSK... SIMPLE ANSWER: The Dark One DOES NOT CARE!!! O Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ i lik𝑒 to l𝑒av𝑒 a littl𝑒 op𝑒n bowl of a𝓈𝓈ort𝑒d wrapp𝑒d c𝒽ocolat𝑒 and ot𝒽𝑒r candi𝑒𝓈 at t𝒽𝑒 front tabl𝑒 by t𝒽𝑒 𝑒ntranc𝑒 of t𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝑒am𝓈𝒽op lik𝑒 i am l𝑒aving out a bowl of kibbl𝑒 for b𝑒a𝓈t𝓈 to com𝑒 and go a𝓈 t𝒽𝑒y pl𝑒a𝓈𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > HOW DEVILISHLY DELISH... The Dark One may pay a visit BUT THEY ARE NO BEAST... for your information... they are a BEING MOST DESPICABLE...!! Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ t𝒽𝑒ir wick𝑒dn𝑒𝓈𝓈 alway𝓈 g𝑒t𝓈 mor𝑒 t𝒽an 𝓈impl𝑒 carving nig𝒽t tr𝑒at𝓈 b𝑒cau𝓈𝑒 i 𝒽av𝑒 a t𝑒rrormi𝓈u in min𝑒 ic𝑒box i cannot con𝓈um𝑒 all by min𝑒𝓈𝑒lf ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > EXCELLENT... MOST EXCELLENT!!! ^,_,^ This is why the Dark One Favors you so... Ʒ