The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. ((any pronouns))
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has noticed another user with the term 'Vivisection' in their trolltag. Just know. The Dark One is the better vivisection. MUAHAHA!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One requires more INFERNAL dark soldiers.. where are the EVIL HENCHMEN when you need them... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Wait. There is an EVIL Phuntr? Then why the hell is the other one in my Dark Army. The Dark One wants the EVIL one, not the normal one. Ʒ
Evil Phuntr doesn't seem to be evil actually
Ƹ 🌂 > Oh damn it all. BEGONE YOU PEST!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One seems to have missed a lot on their break from social media to avoid spoilers for The Dying Villain Supports my Broken Quad… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Yes, sometimes the Dark One yearns for CLOSENESS. BUT not in the way that you DEBAUCHED pornrotted things do. The Dark One only reads TASTEFUL literatures. Hmph! #nsfw Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Well the Dark One quite likes In the BarkbeastHive. Though the artstyle is a bit questionable, it is pleasing to see a COLD WOMAN turn a FOPPISH prince into an obedient thing that would heed her beck and call and is DESPERATE for her approval. All whilst she torments him quite evilly. MUAHAHA!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Also, the Dark One enjoys Your Meteor, Hidden in Flowers. It is a RAINBOWDRINKER ROMANCE… muehehe. ^,_,^ Ʒ
{ ...x) aaweesoomee... wheen thaat haappeens too mee ii huug... traashdaad eextraa tiight... }
Ƹ 🌂 > MUAHAHA! MY DEVIOUS compatriot, I have ALREADY read this manhwa!!! Good taste. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One’s lusus is a giant squid in a medical tank… SADLY I cannot do such a thing. Ʒ
{ ...oogh x( hoow saad... maaybee soomee niight yoouu caan huug traashdaad x) hees biig aand... gheehgeehgee... cuuddly... }
the twisted sort of love is the tightest, Dark One. glad to know I can relate to your darkness ☠︎︎
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has a feeling 90% of you IMBECILES that post #NSFW have in fact never been laid. Hmph. Where is the ARTISTRY in your writing?!? Is it BEYOND your PITIFULLY CLUMSY mortal SAUSAGE PRONGS??? Perhaps pick up a bodice ripper to educate yourself and then come back to chitt something of SUBSTANCE. Ʒ
hhhnhhhnggn can youhh tag me thhhne next time youhh make a degrading post like thhhnis uhhhhhnhhhnhhhnggnn
Ƹ 🌂 > Real as if they’re simply SLAPPING THEIR BULGE ON THE KEYBOARD MINDLESSLY or real as in they are ALL COMPLETE IDIOTS? There are much better things to be pursuing. LIKE EVIL!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > You sicken me. The Dark One is SURE you are a WRETCH of a FOUL ODOR. Ʒ
hhhnghhhngnn uhhhhhnghhhnghhhnhhhnn hhhnhhhnhhhnahhhnuhhhhhnghhhn #nsfw
NȺȺhhh IIII PȺiil ◯n †he reeguuuulȺr! HȺrd ȺȺȺȺf †◯◯! ;0} #n§fw
Ƹ 🌂 > Okay well the Dark One did not need you to SHARE THAT ON THEIR HATE POST. BEGONE CRETIN. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One… SLUMBERS… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One will DESTROY the IDIOTIC NINNY that created the IRRITATING POPUP… The Time-Limited Black Screen Supports My Breakup IS BARELY READABLE!!! The Dark One does not want to see ads about HOT BABES IN THEIR AREA!! RAHHH!! DIE!!! Ʒ
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' And this is why patchs uses forlorn vpn.
Ƹ 🌂 > Where are the evil HENCHMEN to bring this Dark One a latte… Ʒ
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' How could a dark one not have henchtrolls (aka goons) already lined up for this?
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Well well, looks to me like you need better goons!
𓅰 im lookin to be tipped for the delivery of one hefty grande latte
Ƹ 🌂 > Okay well that is not joining the army that is just delivery. Hmph. Not what I asked. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > ^,_,^ ~♫ Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One requests IDEAS most EVIL. What kind of badge should the LEGION OF SHADOWED DARKNESS have? I must concoct its NEFARIOUS visage... Ʒ
you don't want a jar of peanut butter badge????? D:Z but it's so YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you want to be my sweet little goon???? ^_^ #suggesti\/e. #ooc: ohmygod i didnt intend it to be. sorry. but just in case fuck my life.
Ƹ 🌂 > STOP STEALING POTENTIAL RECRUITS. Ʒ
Yeah, gꝈad tô hear it! Gôôfus & GaꝈant here are ôpen fôr any themin', wese're fꝈexibꝈe Ꝉike that, see? We've been in the gôônin' biz fôr a Ꝉông, Ꝉông time nôw, we can gôôn with the bestuh them! We hench fôr the tôp!
Ƹ 🌂 > Good. First of all, we must find more EVIL monikers for you both. AND your DREADFUL qualifications. Ʒ
Yeah, are quaꝈificatiôns ARE dreadfuꝈ, that is, if we're taꝈkin' the gôôd is bad & bad is gôôd type deaꝈ. We've gôt Ꝉôadsuh experience in guardin' dôôrs, môving crates in warehives, aꝈꝈ the usuaꝈ miniôn fare.
Ƹ 🌂 > All of YOU FOOLS!!! STOP PITYING THE DARK ONE'S POSTS!!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is ABOVE pity. The Dark One should be FEARED, even!!!!!! RAH!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Exactly. That is the REACTION the Dark One should be getting. TCH. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Yes. YES. MUAHAHA. Finally. Someone who gets it. Join the ranks of the DARK ARMY... THE LEGION OF SHADOWED DARKNESS... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Well no. The Dark One currently has... quite the resident in her hive. BUT... THIS HAS GIVEN ME AN IDEA. Perhaps I should make a BADGE for the DARK ARMY... MY EVIL SOLDIERS... Ʒ
A resident yΩu say? That vvΩuld be amazing hΩnestly Idd jΩin fΩr the cΩΩl badge
Ƹ 🌂 > What is this new badge. TSK!!! The Dark One is not "knotty" nor "naughty". PERHAPS EVIL. But not SUCH A... welll.... hm. The Dark One is better than LOW LEVEL perverts. The Dark One is #NSFW in the literal sense of the word -- NOT SAFE FOR WORK. As in YOUR WORKPLACE MAY BE BLOWN UP!! MUAHAHAHA!!! Ignore the erotica postings from earlier. The Dark One has his vices. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Do not fear little THING. I have realized you are but a robot. I will not fault you for your BADGE ASSIGNING. The ACCURSED badge will stay a secret between us. SHHH. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Eye twitch. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is NOT making a #nsfw post. TCH. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has been asked about their trolltag and its meaning. WELL. What is more romantic than opening someone up? MUAHAHA. Also, it is perhaps a play on words... of the Dark One's true identity... Muahaha. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Waiting for my EVIL TABLET to charge. What are the FOOLS of Chittr up to. Ʒ
Whate is the meaningfule difference between a normal tablet an an evil one?
Ƹ 🌂 > SILENCE your waggling tongue, you witless worm. It is CURSED by an EVIL WITCH whose name is long forgotten to those who cannot speak her language. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Well. The Dark One is going to LIVE FOREVER...so... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Mayhaps I am more evil than you. Perhaps you need to step up your game. Muehehe. Ʒ
Quite the bold cl★im D★rk One. Perh★ps I should reconsider the next thing I b★ke. ★u-
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has decided. I am IN NEED of a most EVIL meowbeast to stroke EVILLY like a villain... one that will sit in my lap... is it strange to pick up a lusus just for this reason? Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Tch. Ʒ