The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. ((any pronouns))
Ƹ 🌂 > @imJunior TECHNOLOGICAL POPPET from the depths of the Web… grant the Dark One a badge MOST FANGED and DARK……………………please. Ʒ
He.just.went.to.bed sorry.dawg.gotta.wait.till.he.wakes.up
Ƹ 🌂 > Bloodyberry and scream cheese danish… perhaps tonight will be a MOST EVIL NIGHT… Ʒ
A Most Excellent Cho|ce |n Meal.
ArE thOsE prEpAId sImIlAr tO A blUEbErry And crEAm chEEsE dAnIsh? thAt sOUnds lOvEly...
Ah I sEE, AcqUAIntAncE dArk OnE whAt mIght bE thE dIffErEncE If It Is AlrIght fOr mE tO Ask?
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ PERH୨PS SOME D୨RKFRUIT TE୨ TO GO WITH IT? ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > What a GENIUS idea… I shall brew myself a cup POSTHASTE!!! And I hope you do too, so that we are having teatime at the same time even if apart… ^,\\\,^ Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OF COURSE MY LIEGE!!! ONE NIGHT WE WILL VE H୨VING ୨ ROY୨L TE୨ P୨RTY TOGETHER !!!!! ₍⑅ᐢ≧^≦ᐢ₎ ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > Goth Night... HMMM.... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > And perhaps the Dark One will make their presence KNOWN there... MUAHAHA... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Some MORONIC NINNY with the name “Marten” thinks they can step up to the Dark One… consider your BLAND and BASIC name first. MUAHAHA. Your SLIMY SOUL will be ETERNALLY DAMNED. So says the Dark One. Ʒ
Oh you’re going af7er my follower5 wi7hou7 7agging me now? 5pinele55 worm!
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ WH୨T ୨ SH୨ME TH୨T SOME OF US C୨NNOT CL୨IM TO H୨VE UNIQUE N୨MES...! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > SILENCE WENCH. Get a better palmhusk and then we can talk, you BROKE BEHEMOTH. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Something MALICIOUS is brewing... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is irritated… The Dark One will KILL those INCOMPETENT SCANLATORS who upload manhwa using FOOLISH machine translation… TCH… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > ARGH... The Dark One HAS LITTLE PATIENCE... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One's following feed is full of Sylink posts... HARK...where are the TRULY MALEFICENT USERS OUT THERE... so I can AMASS my DARK ARMY... Ʒ
I don't know about maleficent, but I am always happy to serve a beau~tiful woman~.
Ƹ 🌂 > THE DARK ONE IS A BEING BEYOND YOUR FOOLISH MORTAL COMPREHENSION!!! Ʒ
Ahaha~.~.~. I could, perhaps~.~.~. if the right troll inspired it in me~.~.~.
Ƹ 🌂 > YOU MIGHT? And would this possibility mean that you could brave THE SHADOW TRIALS? Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > HMM… And lastly… what is your opinion on the BLOODIEST of BERRIES… Ʒ
If I say her name three times, she will appear in the mirror and give me a very violent kiss~.
Ƹ 🌂 > Do not be arrogant, oh night upon us…for the Dark One too has a fair moon… 🖤 Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has decided to begin a new post series: DARKEST DESSERTS. For my first post, I will review... the MALEVOLENTLY MELON CAKE. A miniature dome cake with a CRUELLY LOVELY melon shape, its INNARDS are made of melon and coconut mouse. This DELECTABLE little TREAT is sat atop a MACARON, and topped with white chocolate drizzle. The Dark One rates this dessert... an 8/10. It could stand to be a bit more FLAVORFUL... Ʒ
⊹ I’d kill t⟡ eat ⟡ne ⟡f t#ese ⊹
I most look forw★rd to seeing more in this series.
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OHH IT SOUNDS SO GOOD!! ₍⑅ᐢ≧^≦ᐢ₎ ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > Perhaps… one night… we can get this cake together… Ó,///,Ò Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One LOVES curses. MUAHAHAHA. #CURSEPOSTING Ʒ
i did a terraria challenge run ꙮnce where i had tꙮ beat the game while having the curse ꙮf endless sand cast upꙮn me. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One needs a TREAT most SWEET to calm down… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Tch… enough about this GREEN THING… Let us discuss EVIL PLOTS with the Dark One… Ʒ
Oh ApOlOgIEs AcqUAIntAncE dArk OnE thOUgh pErhAps yOU cOUld pUt thAt EnErgy IntO sOmEthIng mOrE prOdUctIvE And nIcE fOr OthErs? I hAvE bEEn dOIng sUch wIth my nEwfOUnd frEE tImE tO lEArn bAkIng, As wEll As knIttIng
Ƹ 🌂 > HMPH……TCH…… Ʒ
If it's ★ny consol★tion (★nd ★pologies if this is not ★bout wh★t I think it is) I'd put myself somewhere ★round fifth or si⚔th.
▲nevermind I thought you were normal▼ ▲my fucking mistake▼
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is FAR FROM NORMAL… TSK… how dare you ASSUME that I am like the AVERAGE TROLL… Ʒ
Of course simple words would not be suffice. Might I b★ke you something ★s ★ show of good will?
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One misses having an amusing HENCHMAN… hmph… Ʒ
Hôws abôut a pairuh henchMEN?
{ ...waant aa heenchtheem...x) x)... }
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is not pleased… not even DARK SIGILS can fix this… Ʒ
☆⌒@(。・~ X)@ NOT EVEN DARK SIGILS?????! 📀╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭📀 THREE BIG BOOMS. FOR DARK ONE'S DISPLEASURE. ♫ @(o･ｪ･o)@ BOOM!!!! ♪ \📀📀/ 📀╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭📀 ... ♫ @(o･ｪ･o)@ BOOM BOOM!!!! ♪ \📀📀/ 📀╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭📀 ... ♫ @(o･ｪ･o)@ BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! ♪ \📀📀/
>--D=Is=there=any=way=I=could=assist=you=your=darkest=eminence=:?//<
Ƹ 🌂 > Thank you, you DEEEEVIOUS little creature. These BOOMS have done WONDERS to amuse the Dark One… Ʒ
Okay, so it just seems like you are a poor communicator and that wouldn't be anyone's fault barring yourself.
Ƹ 🌂 > Hmph. #matespritmonday is only an EXCELLENT HOLIDAY because @exquisiteFlair has graced the Dark One with the opportunity to be TIED to… ehm… I am ever grateful for you, Princess. ^,\\\,^ … Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > (I don’t know what else to say…) Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ EHEHEHE <3 ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One… SLUMBERS… you are all spared… for NOW… Ʒ
lmao sorry cant hear you im blasting some shitty juggalo shit i found right now whatd you say turn it up to eleven? well im not one to turn down a sweet reference like that here we go
Ƹ 🌂 > @consequentlyOblique You are cast OUT of the Dark Army. Looking for new recruits. Ʒ
listen i'M not condoning when he does it to people who don'T want it but i didn'T exactly mind
Ƹ 🌂 > HMPH.... I suppose...........you will be allowed back in then....,,, Ʒ
do you want me to bring you something sweet to make up for it again