The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. The EVILEST, MOST VILLAINOUS VILLAINX ON CHITTR… AND THE WORLD…DON’T YOU FORGET IT!! ((any pronouns))
Ƹ 🌂 > @galantyOuroboros Ʒ
FOR... THE... LAST TIME... I AM NOT AFRAID... OF BANANAS...
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels overwhelmed by their MANHWA BOOKMARKS… >,_,> Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One already has a costume planned… muahahaha… for CARVING NIGHT… the best holiday of the sweep… aside from my wriggling day, of course! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The most HAUNTING time of the SWEEP draws near… MUAHAHA… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > SOMETHING about this sweet is IRRITATING the Dark One… feeling an URGE to CRUSH it… into PIECES!!! ARGHH… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One doesn’t enjoy PRIMITIVE recreations. The Dark One doesn’t touch MORTAL FLESH. But I do TOIL without END. I do pore over PROFANE TEXTS. I do fill my halls with INCENSE. I do hear the SILENT CHANTS… & I plot. Ʒ
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/your3 typing lik3 your3 haunting_""hogwarts"". you kin dumbl3dor3? mayb3_sugg3stion:_th3 dark on3? no. th3 dumbl3 on3_/Downloads
>--D=You=are=a=model=of=nobility=and=a=true=aristocrat=that=all=below=you=should=idolize=your=eminence=in=shadows=:)//<
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/cit3d sourc3s;;do3snt touch mortal fl3sh(transpar3nt_imp3rm3abl3 ghost skin)_toil without 3nd(continuous suff3ring_missing mortal body?)_fill halls with inc3ns3(ghost goop m3taphor)_fill halls with sil3nt chants({ghostly}_""ooo""_)/Downloads
>--D=Indeed=even=the=sufferer=himself=would=not=be=able=to=imagine=the=depths=of=your=sadism=and=performed=to=a=far=more=eloquent=extent=no=less=haha=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > Too many FRAUDS trying to pose as VILLAINS… don’t they know that title of the most VILLANOUS VILLAINX belongs to THE DARK ONE??? MUAHAHA… Ʒ
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/im not n3utral about my g3nd3r_im a guy/Downloads
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/you m3nd3d your bio_lol_noting this/Downloads
>--D=Mass=only=in=the=conceptual=sense=your=all-encompassing=absence=of=light=your=weight=much=like=the=rest=of=yourself=is=perfect=haha=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One TIRES of this game of PALMHUSK... SIMPLE ANSWER: The Dark One DOES NOT CARE!!! O Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > NO... NO... SLAPAS... THE WEBCOMIC HOSTING WEBSITE... IS BEING SHUT DOWN!!! HOW WILL I READ THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD VILLAINESS FOR SOME REASON IS DOTED ON BY THE TYRANT PRINCE?!?! Ʒ
No!! Your stories!!! ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Memory recorded𓆪
Ƹ 🌂 > ARGH... the Dark One's panic made them forget... of course there are PIRACY WEBSITES OUT THERE...HMPH... I shall migrate there... Ʒ
Say " Psych " Right Now. #devastated
Ƹ 🌂 > The DARKNESS grows… EVER DARKER… AND DARKER!!! Ʒ
https://open.spotify.com/track/0LAcM6I7ijW4VVW0aytl1t?si=pSxtVMLfQiq6aob2VlrWXQ&utm_source=copy-link ? #musicposting
Damn girl I can't see shit out here.
I have received several cybernetic augments to be the ideal frontline soldier, but I am human, at the end of the day. That being said, I have bionic implants in my eyes. They come with thermal and night vision sight I can swap to on the thought, as well as tracking and targeting capabilities.
Ƹ 🌂 > You know... the Dark One hasn't recruited new members for the DARK ARMY lately... WORTHY MORTALS... reveal yourself to MY EVIL... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Aren't you undead... HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU A WORTHY MORTAL... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > GOOD POINT... Perhaps you can be an UNKILLABLE RECRUIT... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Tch... SIMPLETONS... MORONS... The Dark One is UNBEATABLE... Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ pop off my l𝑒ig𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ 𝒽ow wond𝑒rou𝓈ly grot𝑒𝓈qu𝑒 and 𝓈ur𝑒ly 𝓈om𝑒on𝑒 a𝓈 wick𝑒d and dark𝒽𝑒art𝑒d a𝓈 t𝒽𝑒𝑒 would𝓈t r𝑒quir𝑒 an 𝑒vil fuck𝑒d up murd𝑒r dr𝑒𝓈𝓈 for 𝓈uc𝒽 d𝑒va𝓈tation #viol𝑒nc𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH.... You are right, my SINISTER SEAMSTRX... You shall hear the Dark One's PRESENCE before you see it... a KNOCK THREE TIMES and they will be there... at your DOORSTEP... Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ 𝒽o𝒽o y𝑒𝓈 im oft𝑒n rig𝒽t about t𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 t𝒽ing𝓈 a 𝓈ixt𝒽 𝓈𝑒n𝓈𝑒 and a furnac𝑒 in min𝑒 tummy i await 𝓈uc𝒽 a n𝑒fariou𝓈 and da𝓈tardly pr𝑒𝓈𝑒nc𝑒 to arriv𝑒 w𝒽il𝑒 i br𝑒w potion𝓈 mo𝓈t foul to di𝓈cu𝓈𝓈 ov𝑒r mal𝑒fic𝑒nt fabrix ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > This elixir… this “BUZZ” of “BALL”… is certainly more potent than the Dark One expected… eugh… #substances Ʒ
>--D=I=know=you=can=conquer=these=spherical=objects=of=buzz=your=darkest=eminence=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > If you could be UNDEAD.. would you make that choice? Ʒ
1t k1nda sucks but 1t does have 1ts occas1onal benef1ts
Ƹ 🌂 > Oh… how SURPRISING… an elixir just for RAINBOWDRINKERS… The Dark One supposes they’ll purchase such a ware… #substances #cw-alcohol Ʒ
☼ You should see the drink I just posted| ☼
Ƹ 🌂 > … But the Dark One loves a Bloody Mary…it’s so Evil… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > No... NO... the Bloody Mary IS EVIL NOT JUST BY NAME ALONE... I HAVE GOTTEN DRUNKER THAN A SKUNKBEAST... EVIL!!! Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > If only SMOKE BOMBS could be used over text conversations… the Dark One must SLINK away… Ʒ
I mean, hiding the text could work, hit em with the good ol ☁️☁️☁️☁️
(V)(',,')(V) j℧st light a fire boom smoke
Ƹ 🌂 > Those EVIL WITCHES were right. The Dark One is TOILING and TROUBLING... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One pities those who are bald. For you are missing out on BEAUTIFUL, SHADOWY LOCKS like mine... HOW UNFORTUNATE.... Ʒ
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ 𝒽ow g𝒽a𝓈tly ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > Anyways. The Dark One has a new sweet to review for their DEVILISH DESSERTS... the HELLISHLY Hazelnut Praline Crepe Cake... how... CREPE-Y. Muahaha. Behold! Delicate crepe layers sandwiching a delectable pairing of rich caramel and hazelnut praline mousse.. The Dark One rates this cake 9/10 SQUIDBATS... it was very DELICIOUS... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > PERHAPS one day you will get the privilege of trying such a treat.... (It was at the CLAWFE near TANGLETRENCH...) Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Why the hell does he have an evil army now. HES COPYING THE DARK ONE. I won’t stand for it. Ʒ
when the evil war occurs i know whose side i will be on #teamthedarkone
Ƹ 🌂 > This is why you are one of the Dark Lord’s most PRIZED Dark Army allies… Ʒ