The Dark One
@romanticVivisection
Looking for recruits into my Dark Army. Hit me up, as they say. ((any pronouns))
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One desires.... a CONCOCTION most DIABOLICAL... that your mouth would PUCKER upon IMBIBING... perhaps... a tart POTION to soothe the nerves... Ʒ
I like the pink potion the most. I like how they m★ke it t★ste pink.
O~ I have heard talk of a human Earth drink called "Green Fairy". PerhapS thiS might fit the bill. ~O
Ƹ 🌂 > You know NAUGHT of potions... foolish CRETIN... you simply are not STRONG ENOUGH for them... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Minivi seems to be upset that the Dark One has made other ALLIES…unfortunately, a little porcelain friend is NOT ENOUGH… Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ OH MY! WHO POSSESSES SUCH ୨N ୨DOR୨BLE N୨ME? ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
Ƹ 🌂 > Oh… one of The Dark One’s first ever confidants… a near REPLICA of myself… but miniature… and very much ALIVE…and MOST EVIL… MUAHAHA… she is a ball-jointed doll. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One CANNOT be smashed…I am FOREVER UNDEFEATED… Ʒ
| Expect No Less From Such An Exper|enced And Sk|lled Aura Farmer.
Ƹ 🌂 > You mean your PUNY HAMMER…of which STANDS NO CHANCE against the Dark One’s SHEER EVIL FORCE… Ʒ
Aura Farmer |s Merely Shorthand Term|nology For Those That Cult|vate An Aura Of Myst|que And Power. One Of The El|te Few That Even The Shadows Themselves Kneel |n The Presence Of.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One feels a disturbance in the ETHER… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH!!! Fools of the most RIDICULOUS CALIBER think they can dare to challenge the Dark One… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is UNAMUSED this evening… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > He’s in the comments, you BUFFOON. Cease your WITLESS muttering in the Dark One’s replies.. Ʒ
I am s<>rry t<> say y<>ur jester is an artless, blubbering wretch
Ƹ 🌂 > Your WORTHLESS opinion is subjective and AT LEAST THAT CAN BE FIXED… unlike your DISGUSTING FACE… Ʒ
<>h, are we g<>ing f<>r ad tr<>llini n<>w? That is f<>ul <>f y<>u, yet I remain unperturbed and h<>lding the m<>ral high gr<>und
Ƹ 🌂 > Moral high ground… PAH! And you think you are a better dark and evil overlord than the DARK ONE… You are a FRAUD!! Ʒ
Ts ts, the m<>re c<>mpetent villain <>bvi<>usly gets the pe<>ple <>n their side and then rules with wit and manipulati<>n - and f<>r that, y<>u must have them see y<>u as a righte<>us ruler, w<>rthy <>f being f<>ll<>wed. <>nly an amateur d<>es n<>t kn<>w that
Ƹ 🌂 > And yet you possess or perform NONE of these traits described… PITY… Ʒ
It might seem that way t<> <>ne wh<> is sl<>wer <>n the uptake, h<>wever I am sure y<>u will <>nce c<>me t<> regret y<>ur w<>rds
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One’s PLOTS and PLANS… in the KITCHEN OF EVIL!!! Ʒ
I hope they go well! Do sh★re ★n upd★te when completed.
Ƹ 🌂 > Some of you UNWORTHY CRETINS should be turned into BREADCRUMBS and scattered out for the HONKBIRDS… Ʒ
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ I don't care what you do,,, a𝓈 long a𝓈 you do not bring thi𝓈 up in The Dark One'𝓈 po𝓈t𝓈 again. Ever.
Ƹ 🌂 > It is FINE. Callie was an ally in the Dark One’s RAGE, even though I would rather not be reminded of such things… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One inscribes a name into the EVIL TOME ONCE MORE… Ʒ
like in ♯deathnote
i should starwt doing that and make a hate wall but then i would have to be looking at and compiling a hate wall and i don t think i want to spend that time looking at mean comments so that is why i spend my time instead making my compliment wall forw good things said about me so that way i can look and spend my time scrwapbooking togetherw all the good things said about me and feel good about doing so and then i see something and go oh i want to add that to my little wall and i do it is verwy healthy
see but with a name like the evil tome it sounds like compiling a bunch of rweasons forw rwevenge against ones who have wrwonged you which i have done in the past but rweally the issue comes with a sweep of doing this it starwts to build up and it turwns out it is much easierw to make a grwudge book than you would think and then it ends up costing a bit of cash in all of the jourwnals and pencils and then you starwt to condition yourwself to feeling upset wheneverw you so much as look at yourw grwudge book and then you have to put it out of yourw sight and then it becomes a thing that you think about even when you arwe not looking at it because the act of not looking at it is rweally an act of looking at it but mentally and you know what you just have to accept and rwealize that they arwe just a bunch of haterws that do not know what they arwe talking about and that is why you compile all the compliments because then you can have everwything good in one place and then you can go and look at it and feel happy and it is a bit harwderw to fill out but that means you save morwe space and time and also you can keep it with you at all times because it is nice and then you can forwget things easierw that arwe mean because you know i do like having an accurwate rwecorwd of what people have done to wrwong me but i have outsourwced that to interwns when i had them wherwe they would rwecorwd everwy wrwongdoing to me so i would not have to keep up with all of that and it also makes it so you arwen t too close to yourw worwk it is good to keep business and pleasurwe separwate so get someone else to do all of that plus they can even rwecorwd all of the wrwongdoings towarwds you that you did not even know what was happening like gossiping behind yourw back therwe arwe perwks to this
wow i am not a foolrwamblerw that has a lot of good inforwmation in it that you could take frwom but i cannot lead a musclebeast to pilates classes sighs as the saying goes
okay that is a little bit like how do i put this in a nice way uhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmmm ehhhhhhhhhhh okay i can t isn t that forw like wrwigglerws i mean not saying it is a bad idea to rwecorwd yourw historwy forw when you become imporwtant i mean everwyone does that but like specifically a diarwy can t we call it a log orw a rwecorwd maybe
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One... has been afflicted... by a CURSE... I think... >,_,< NO MATTER, THOUGH. The Dark One will OVERCOME such trivial spellwork... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > You are NOTHING but a SPECK OF DUST in the Dark One's way... BEGONE, DISGUSTING CREATURE.. Ʒ
You dare step to the Fle~et Admiral Scarlet~ter Angelhair? Tch, pathetic... Nah, just kid~ding, I drop~ped that shit swe~eps ago lol.
oh that shit is easy to get overw the curwse you just need to counterw curwse until they leave you alone sometimes it is harwd to rweally figurwe out which trwoll you may have pissed off at a cerwtain point sometimes the list gets rweally long but what you can do is just simply curwse everwyone you dislike and then wait forw it to end but then sometimes that doesn t worwk so you have to go to everwyone you just mildly tolerwate and if that doesn t worwk you go to acquaintances you don t mind hanging arwound and then if it still is not overw at that point you have to maybe undo all of yourw curwses and starwt wonderwing if you maybe got a curwsed object orw went to a curwsed place rwecently actually that would prwobably be betterw to do firwst but most of the time it rweally is the usual suspects you hated anyways so meh fifty fifty
Ƹ 🌂 > The #Dread..... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Ugh... the Dark One's eyeshadow IS IN THEIR MOST EVIL EYES.... UGH... not even blinking is dispersing the particles at the inner corners... but I NEED GLITTER... Ʒ
>--D=I=hope=the=dark=one's=eyeshadow=learns=its=place=soon=haha=:P//<
An Unfortunate Occurrence Anyt|me |t Happens. Ma|nta|n|ng Only The Most |nt|m|dat|ng Of Appearances |s Always A R|sk To One's Health, But One That Must Be Made.
Ƹ 🌂 > O,_,o Ʒ
>--D=That=is=quite=the=ill=omen=and=while=I=would=never=insult=your=instincts=I=hope=they=are=misguided=in=this=case=specifically=haha=:///<
>--D=I=hope=so=as=well=bot=that=you=need=a=lowbloods=well=wishes=haha=:P//<
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One enjoys this “SHADOW” character…MUAHAHA… Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > BLOODYBERRY or CHOKECHERRY flavor for today....? Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > YES.... the seeds of DOUBT have been SOWN... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is having... COMPLICATED...thoughts... Ʒ
D★rk One you've seen wh★t I post these nights, I think you will likely be fine. Reg★rdless, I will not push the m★tter. Just know I'm ★v★il★ble to listen if you w★nt
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One does not BELIEVE IN altruism...often...that is.. many are SEEKING to TAKE from you... Ʒ
o-|= well then thou truly lives in a sad place! i hopeth thou finds proper comrades soon! =>
Ƹ 🌂 > PAH!! The Dark One is not SAD… the Dark One has MANY allies… in the SHADOWED LEGION… Ʒ
o-|= hmmm i doth not think thou should align thyself with that sort of folk but if thou art not up to evil im sure thou art fine! =>
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is up to SO much EVIL… Ʒ
o-|= gasp! thou art a villain?! tis a sorrowful thing to here as i vanquish villains =>
Ƹ 🌂 > ^,_,^〜♪ Ʒ
>--D=You=glow=like=a=beacon=in=the=void=:)//<
Ƹ 🌂 > A hearty breakfast includes the TEARS of YOUR ENEMIES… MUAHAHAHA!!! Ʒ
| ddnt get Any teeArs off my eneneem|es At teh store |m sorry w|ll AApl ju|ce wrok As A subst|tttute
2hiit man iit2 been two long 2iince iive 2een an eriidan, doe2 liike... three iin2tant ramen cup2 work?
man, 2crew beiing healthy, iim gonna eat the laughter of my enemiie2, on that redemptiion tiimiing. enemiie2 two friiend2 2hiit!
>--D=If=you=wish=it=so=your=darkest=oneness=haha=:)//<