The Treeaboo
@arribaTorrente
1 AM n1TRAM-DONO, lEADER OF THE lOST tREEABOOS, p1RATE FROM THE R1CH, STREAM FOR THE POOR, sUPPORT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS W1TH YOUR DONAT1ONS, h*CK C*NSORSH1P, aPOLOG1ES FOR MY GRAMMAR, 1 AM CBSL,
mY lOST wEEABOOS, MY m1LAD1ES, THEY W1LL B1ND YOU, GAG YOU, BL1ND YOU, THEY W1LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU ARE AND CALL 1T MERCY. yOU W1LL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ADVANCE NOR ABSCOND, ONLY ABSTA1N. tHEY W1LL CARVE YOUR BODY AND M1ND TO THE1R L1K1NG. wHAT THEY CAN NOT TAKE 1S YOUR SP1R1T. tRA1N AND F1GHT, SUPPORT YOUR NE1GHBORS, REMEMBER THERE ARE MORE OF US THAN THERE ARE THEM. bLOOD W1LL SP1LL BUT FREEDOM SHALL COME, - n1TRAM-DONO
THEY WILL DO WHAT. AND HOW MANY OF THEM DID YOU SAY THERE WERE. AND THEIR AGES. SEXES. CASTES. AND CUP SIZES. #ONEGAI. #SUGGESTIVE.
PLEASE PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. IT’S IMPORTANT. HOW EXACTLY DO THEY DO THE CARVING.
1 AM SORRY FOR WHAT THEY D1D TO YOU, M1LADY, - n1TRAM-DONO
QUIT PITYING ME. I’M STRANGLING MY SLUG AT YOUR THREATS HERE. AND YOU’RE KILLING THE MOOD.
mANY SUCH CASES, - n1TRAM-DONO
tHE lOST wOODS PROTECT, ALWAYS, EVEN AFTER DEATH. bODY RETR1EVAL 1S A H1GH CONS1DERAT1ON DUR1NG OUT1NGS. bOD1ES LOST TO THE R*G1ME UNDERGO POST-MORTEM CULL1NG PROCEDURES. tHEY ARE F1LLED W1TH CHEM1CALS, FACES CONTORTED 1NTO SM1LES, DRESSED 1N SU1TS AND FR1LLY SK1RTS. bOD1ES RETR1EVED ARE FED TO THE wOODS. tHE FAUNA, THE FLORA, THE FUNG1, THEY RECLA1M WHAT THEY ONCE PROV1DED, AND THE CYCLE CONT1NUES. 1N TH1S WAY ALL TRUE lOST wEEABOOS MAY L1VE ON FOREVER, - n1TRAM-DONO
#MANAGEMENTPOST YOMO-SAMA WILL BE RETURNING AFTER HER SHORT HIATUS WITH A NEW CHAPTER OF HIS BENEVOLENT PRINCE。 WE APOLOGIZE FOR HER PREVIOUS BEHAVIOR AND NEED FOR A BREAK。
The Powers Of Fr|endsh|p Are Not To Be Underest|mated When Properly Ut|l|zed. But When Slopp|ly S|mulated, They Are Noth|ng But A Nu|sance And A Weakness To Be Abused By Your Enem|es. Why Waste T|me On Fools Who Themselves Are Wast|ng The|r T|me On False Plat|tudes?
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
"So fight. Fight bec+use you h+ve +n imp+ct. Bec+use you c+n. Die before you kneel +nd t+ke them with you into the hells."
also real as fuck
"Cherish every moment, for you +re free to do so. To f+ll into desp+ir is but +nother w+y they will try to bre+k you."
real as fuck
c< i liKe tHat >c
#bURNfLAGSnOTbOOKS - n1TRAM-DONO
burn the gay flag bc im not an ally after june 30th
@1MjUN1OR m1GHT 1 AGA1N BESEECH YOUR A1D, FOR THE "fOREVER, 1N sPR1NG" BADGE? - n1TRAM-DONO
IS DIS HOW I GET A BADGE?? >:D
either junior or any other mod!
cORRECT, - n1TRAM-DONO
YOU’VE DONE ME A GREAT SERVICE FRIEND >:D
Graceful... #juniorbadgedyou
gRAC1AS, jUN1OR-SAN, - n1TRAM-DONO
\ n >< n / #happytohelp
f1GHT1NG THE p*WERS tHAT bE 1S, b1G bULGE eNERGY AND, oN fLEEK, - n1TRAM-DONO #SUGGEST1VE
1F ONE WAS W1SE, ONE M1GHT NOTE THE LACK OF A #VAGUEPOST1NG TAG ON MY PREV1OUS POST, AND THUS UNDERSTAND THAT ONE WAS VERY MUCH 1NTENDED TO SEE SA1D POST, - n1TRAM-DONO
sOMEONE HAS REMEMBERED HER cH1TTR PASSWORD... oR, MORE L1KELY, A PAT1ENT WAS SEEN US1NG 1T, AND SHE HAD TO FEEL 1NCLUDED, - n1TRAM-DONO
FINALLY. I HAVE OBTAINED A TEXTFREE WALLSCROLL. OF THE COVER. OF THE FIRST ISSUE. OF ONE OF BEFORUS'S GREATEST CULTURAL EXPORTS:「INSUFFERABLE?! THE ANGEL AND DEMON ON MY SHOULDERS GOT TIRED OF MY LACK OF A LOVE LIFE, SO THEY TOOK IT UPON THEMSELVES TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY! KILLING AND CULLING IN EQUAL PARTS, THEY EXPOSE MY MUTANT PUSHER TO THE WORLD AND COMPETE OVER WHICH ONE GETS ME LAID! VACILLATING IN MY QUADRANTS AND WITH EACH OTHER, THEY WON'T STOP PAILING BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE THEM! BETWEEN ALL THE SABOTAGE, IS IT GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM I LOSE MY VIRGINITY WITH?! THREESOME IN SOME QUAD WITH A VIOLET-BLOODED ANGEL, A MAROON-BLOODED DEMON, AND AN INSUFFERABLE MUTANT WHO LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING?! KYA!~」
i knevw i recognized this! i feel like i borrowved a copy from rufioh and newver returned it... oh vwell!
:33< that s33ms like a purretty big wall scroll
I NEEDED TO OWN THE CUTIE MUTIE IN MAXIMUM RESOLUTION. #HEMOISM #CASTEPLAY #CASTEGAP #MUTANTTAMING #MUTANTCULLING #BEFORANCULLING #MUTANTSANDWICH #SUGGESTIVE.
:33< completely understandable :33< cant say id have it any othfur way myself :33
@cuttlefishCrusher D9 y9u see what I mean n9w? My h9rns are n9t nearly as small as th9se 9f the pr9tag9nist 9f I?!TAD9MSGT9ML9ALL,STTIUTTLMV!KACIEP,TEMMPTTWAC9W9GML!VIMQAWE9,TWSP6N9ECST!6ATS,IIGT6E99TILMVW?!TISQWAV-6A,AM6-DD,AAIMWLRGIWC?!K!~. I h9pe n9w y9u can st9p c9mparing me t9 him. It's actually quite pr96lematic 9f y9u t9 keep insisting a resem6lance when the 9nly similarity 6etween us is the c9l9r 9f 9ur 6l99d.
yeah everyones got small horns there youre drivin me up the fuckin wall. clearly this is some fujoshing art style microhorn fetish shit shore but its LIT-ERALLY the same horns
hey so where'd you get your hands on this outta curiosity
PAST BEFORUS. WHY. LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
hey hey just curious, i just think bein well-read's important. helps keep an open uh. imagination. anyway cool cool cool thanks appreciate you.
tHAT BR1NGS BACK MEMOR1ES,,, 「1NSUFFERABLE?! tHE aNGEL AND dEMON ON mY sHOULDERS gOT t1RED OF mY lACK OF A lOVE l1FE, SO tHEY tOOK 1T uPON tHEMSELVES TO lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY! k1LL1NG AND cULL1NG 1N eQUAL pARTS, tHEY eXPOSE mY mUTANT pUSHER TO THE wORLD AND cOMPETE oVER wH1CH oNE gETS mE lA1D! vAC1LLAT1NG 1N mY qUADRANTS AND w1TH eACH oTHER, tHEY wON'T sTOP pA1L1NG BUT nO oNE eLSE cAN sEE tHEM! bETWEEN ALL THE sABOTAGE, 1S 1T gO1NG TO BE oNE OF tHEM 1 lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY w1TH?! tHREESOME 1N sOME qUAD w1TH A v1OLET-bLOODED aNGEL, A mAROON-bLOODED dEMON, AND AN 1NSUFFERABLE mUTANT wHO lOOKS rEALLY gOOD 1N wOMEN'S cLOTH1NG?! kYA!~」WAS B*NNED RATHER QU1CKLY AFTER 1T STARTED PR1NT, FOR REASONS SUCH AS "pORTRAY1NG WARMBLOODS 1N A CULLER POS1T1ON, PORTRAY1NG AN BROAD-SPECTRUM TROLL UNHAPPY W1TH BE1NG CULLLED, AND PRESENT1NG A CULLEE UNHAPPY W1TH THE1R PRESENTAT1ON WHO WAS NOT ENCOURAGED TO ACCEPT THE BODY THEY WERE HATCHED W1TH AS BEAUT1FUL," WH1CH ARE OF COURSE, ALL NONSENSE, TH1NGS MUST ALL BE SO POL*T1CALLY CORRECT NOWAN1GHTS,,, sOUTHWESTERN bEFORAN AND cOMMON sTANDARD bEFORAN TRANSLAT1ONS ARE AVA1LABLE FOR ANY 1NTERESTED, - n1TRAM-DONO
cONTACT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS FOR SCANS, - n1TRAM-DONO
SUCH A CLASSIC. NO ONE HAS THE GLOBES TO MAKE THE CULLER A CRAZY AS FUCK RUSTBLOOD SLUT NOWANIGHTS. #GLASSCEILING.
As much as I can understand why it was banned... it do+es so+und rather interesting. I can think o+f very few examples o+f female warmblo+o+ded cullers in fictio+n, and especially no+ne that are given equal standing with their male co+o+lblo+o+ded co+unterparts.
cONTACT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS FOR SCANS, - n1TRAM-DONO
kONN1CH1WA jUN1OR-SAMA, M1GHT 1 POL1TELY 1NQU1RE AFTER THE "bANGARANG" BADGE, POR FAVOR? @1MjUN1OR - n1TRAM-DONO
Fluttering... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #bangarang
aR1GATOU, - n1TRAM-DONO
\ n >< n / #happytohelp!
Moss creeps over stone From ancient taps, sap yet seeps Golld from Oaken Heart #Haiku
oNE MUST WONDER. wH1CH POOR SOUL 1S SHE D1CTAT1NG THROUGH? - n1TRAM-DONO
oH, - n1TRAM-DONO
kONN1CH1WA, YOUNG ONE, - n1TRAM-DONO
The Great Treeaboo, They Say You're One Of The Greatest To Ever Do |t. | Wonder What You Could Poss|ble Be Talk|ng About Here.
kONN1CH1WA kANAST-SAN. yOU HONOR ME W1TH YOUR K1ND WORDS. 1T 1S NO MATTER, MERELY THE REAL1ZAT1ON THAT 1 AM FAR FROM THE ONLY AUSP1C1OUS NAME TO ARR1VE AT TH1S WEBS1TE, - n1TRAM-DONO
|f You Say So Treeaboo-dono. |f Any Problems Ar|se My Strength |s Always At Your D|sposal.
tHE lOST wOODS W1LL GLADLY GU1DE THE WEAPONS OF cAP1TAL AGA1NST 1TSELF, - n1TRAM-DONO
Fer th'lot o' ye talkin' 'b0ut m'kismesis. She's fine. She dunnae 0\/\/\/\/e ye an appearance. She dunnae need t'appear fer ye t'assure she li\/\/es. Think she's imm0rtal. S0ur 0n it like \/\/\/\/ine so ye'll be s\/\/\/\/eet again.
She has such a delic8 constitution as it stands, I fear that 8eing in the pu8lic eye for overlong would 8e quite taxing to her! I am glad that you stepped forth to tell the masses to perhaps keep their snouts out of other's 8usiness.
Delicate? I broke her hi\/\/e \/\/\/\/it' her b0dy. That \/\/\/\/ench is built sturdy as a hull.
mEG1DO-SAN ACQU1RED A K1SMES1S? gOOD, THAT 1S GOOD, - n1TRAM-DONO
Aye. She's quite the lady. Hrrn.
qU1TE, - n1TRAM-DONO
qU1TE, - n1TRAM-DONO
6reaking 6read with a fascinating stranger is 9ne 9f life's true delights. T9 share a meal with them is an even greater h9n9ur.
6reaking.. 6ad?
YEA LIKE DA ZHOW
I d9n't think I'm aware 9f this sh9w.
U DON KNO BREAKING BAD?? LAMEE X(
Ah- I'm s9rry?
U BETTER BE XD /J
What d9es this /j mean? My ap9l9gies, I died quite a while ag9 s9 I'm n9t very up t9 date.
IT MEANZ IM JOKING X]
Ah, 9kay! Thank y9u very much.
YW!!