The Treeaboo
@arribaTorrente
1 AM n1TRAM-DONO, lEADER OF THE lOST tREEABOOS, p1RATE FROM THE R1CH, STREAM FOR THE POOR, sUPPORT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS W1TH YOUR DONAT1ONS, h*CK C*NSORSH1P, aPOLOG1ES FOR MY GRAMMAR, 1 AM CBSL,
hMM... sOMETH1NG 1S AM1SS, - n1TRAM-DONO
wHEN ONE ATTEMPTS TO D1V1DE AND CONQUER (cut a bullet 1n half, w1th my unbreakable katana), ONE MUST TAKE CARE TO NOT BE FLANKED, BY THE D1V1DED FORCES (struck by two speed1ng bullet halves) - n1TRAM-DONO
GETTING HIT TWICE BY ONE BULLET. PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SUCK SHIT. #LOSER.
1 BEL1EVE, M1LADY, 1T 1S BETTER THAN ONE ARROW CAUS1NG THE DEATH OF TWO BOD1ES, - n1TRAM-DONO
fOR THE RECORD, M1LAD1ES AND GENTLEBOOS AL1KE, 1 DO NOT CLA1M... tHE OTHER 1TERAT1ON OF MYSELF, - n1TRAM-DONO
oH NO, - n1TRAM-DONO
tH1S 1S D1RE, - n1TRAM-DONO
One instinct a revollutionary must llearn to overcome in facing a greater adversary such as The State is having too much sympathy. The Empire emplloys llowblloods first and foremost in their warfare, disposablle as they are perceived to be, and much greater in number. And they serve, willinglly or no, and will end you if hesitation is granted to them. They must die, in most cases. You may sympathize, hope for future generations to llive in a gentller worlld, regret they coulld not be swayed. But they must die. And you cannot dwell on this. #Viollence
tHE C1CADAS CRY OUT 1N RAPTURE AND SW1FTLY MOVE 1N TO FEAST UPON THE BODY OF THE 1NTERLOPER... tHE FLAMES L1CK AT THE1R CARAPACES, BUT DOES NOT BOTHER... tHE lOST wOODS ARE NO STRANGER TO F1RE... a PORT1ON W1LL BURN TO ASH, NEW GROWTH W1LL SUCCEED 1T, AND THE WOODS W1LL CARRY ON, - n1TRAM-DONO
BAKA. THEY’RE PRINTING NEW MES. ON THE GREEN MOON. FASTER THAN YOUR UGLY MONSTER TREES GROW. WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT TIME. AND THE TIME AFTER THAT. WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN I POISON THE LAND. AND ALL YOUR STUPID HALLUCINOGENIC MOSSES. AND PREHENSILE VINES. AND CARNIVOROUS PLANTS. WITHER AND DIE.
...aRE YOU COLORBL1ND, M1LADY? - n1TRAM-DONO
IF YOU ONLY KNEW. HOW GREEN THINGS REALLY ARE. 0u0
...yOUR CABARET 1S THEMED AFTER A FAKE MOON? - n1TRAM-DONO
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. #HAAHAA. #HEEHEE. #HOOHOO.
oKAY, - n1TRAM-DONO
lET TH1S BE A LESSON TO ANY, WHO WOULD THREATEN THE lOST wOODS. tHE wOODS PROTECT, AND ALWAYS W1LL, BUT TH1S DOES NOT MEAN, 1TS 1NHAB1TANTS DO NOT PROTECT 1T, 1N TURN. fAREWELL m1LADY, @HANDmA1D, 1 T1P MY FEDORA TO YOU. 1 AM SURE WE W1LL MEET AGA1N, UNFORTUNATELY, - n1TRAM-DONO
nO, 1T 1S NOT, TH1S SPECTRE SHR1EKS FOR THE BLOOD OF THE 1NNOCENT AND THE SCREAMS OF THE WOODLAND BEASTS... 1T 1S UNFORTUNATE THAT THE NECESSARY RESPONSE 1S THAT WH1CH FURTHER ENCOURAGES HER, - n1TRAM-DONO
:33< wellll this is play fur her, mew are engaging :33< if mew dont want to, then mew have to send someone off to the fight and disconnect, she targets mewwww beclaws mew respond :33< butttttt since mewve done it many times and have gotten the same results, hmmmm
IT’S NOT BANGARANG.
this is like foreplay for her
FACT CHECK. THE MUTANT FAIRY BLOOD I WANT TO BATHE IN. IS NOT INNOCENT AT ALL. NOR ARE MY INTENTIONS. #HHHH. #WHENIGETMYNEEDLESBACK. #YOUARESOFUCKED. #SUGGESTIVE. #IWILLSHOWYOUAHATE. #NONEOTHERONYOURPLANETCANHANDLE.
yOUR ADV1CE 1S APPREC1ATED M1LADY, BUT THERE 1S L1TTLE OTHER CHO1CE. wHAT YOU SUGGEST 1S FOR W1GGLERHOOD BULLY1NG, NOT FOR A DEMON WH1CH DEL1GHTS 1N SLAUGHTER. tRUST 1N ME WHEN 1 SAY, 1 HAVE TR1ED MANY ANOTHER TACT, - n1TRAM-DONO
1T WOULD BE MUCH APPREC1ATED, M1LADY, 1F OTHERS WOULD STOP REM1ND1NG ME OF TH1S UNFORTUNATE FACT, - n1TRAM-DONO
1 W1LL BE BUSY. rUN ALONG AND PLAY W1TH YOUR L1TTLE FR1ENDS, 1 W1LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN 1 HAVE THE T1ME TO DEAL W1TH YOU, M1LADY, - n1TRAM-DONO
first milady??????? holy shit lmaoooooo second sorry man im not the one who shoved their big long sword into her ya gotta live with the consequences now i dont make da rulez
tH1S 1S NOT THE F1RST T1ME SHE HAS MET HER END AT MY PRONGS, WEAR1LY 1 KNOW 1T W1LL NOT BE THE LAST. 1 AM WELL AWARE OF HER 1NCL1NAT1ONS, BUT MUST DEFEND THE lOST wOODS ALL THE SAME, - n1TRAM-DONO
TREEABOO-DONO. I'VE HAD A HELL OF A MILLENNIUM. SINCE WE LAST DANCED. CAN YOU NOT ONESHOT ME THIS TIME. I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT FOREPLAY IS. I'VE READ YOUR SCANLATIONS. EVEN THE DIRTIEST ONES. YOU ARE TOO ASHAMED TO PUT YOUR STICKER ON. I CAN FEEL THE GHOST OF YOUR TOUCH. IN EVERY COMMA. #LOSTBOYS #YAOI #SUGGESTIVE.
ANYWAY. I KNOW A FREAK LIKE YOU. NEEDS TO FEEL LIKE THE GOOD GUY. IN ORDER TO GET OFF. SO I'VE DONE SOME VILLAINY. JUST FOR YOU. SO YOU CAN FEEL SO HEROIC. ABOUT EXACTING BLOODY VENGEANCE. YOU'RE WELCOME. 0u0
i lovve seein girls havvin fun
m1LADY, 1 F1ND MYSELF GROW1NG S1CK OF YOU. tHE wOODS W1LL SURV1VE, AS THEY ALWAYS HAVE. yOU W1LL PER1SH, AS YOU ALWAYS DO. yOU ARE A W1GGLER, THROW1NG A TANTRUM FOR ATTENT1ON, AND YOU W1LL NOT BE REWARDED W1TH SAT1SFACT1ON. rEMA1N WHERE YOU ARE, NOT THAT THE wOODS W1LL G1VE YOU A CHO1CE, - n1TRAM-DONO
FUNNY WAY TO PRONOUNCE. 「THANK YOU DAMARA. FOR THE YAOIFUL NEW PROFILE PICTURE. LET ME PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE YOU. AND PRESENT MY SOPPING WET NOOK. IN A DISPLAY OF SUBMISSIVE GRATITUDE.」 I CAN HARDLY UNDERSTAND YOU. MAYBE IT'S YOUR ACCENT.
bE M1NDFUL OF SMOKE 1NHALAT1ON, - n1TRAM-DONO
DON'T WORRY. I HAVE PRACTICE.
gOOD. tHE H*LLUC1NOGEN1C PROPERT1ES OF THE MOSS 1N THAT PORT1ON OF THE wOODS, 1S VERY POTENT, YOU W1LL NEED THE EXPER1ENCE, - n1TRAM-DONO,
IS IT AS BAD AS CLOWN KET. EDIT: NOT DISSIMILAR.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ #HistorywithVilegirl, Did you know that "Yaoi" as we know it today originally started as a political commentary about Alternian censorship? Many, many, many sweeps ago, the first few BLs were created as commentary on the gender politics of trolls. Dramas more than what you think of in current day BL. This can be connected to current light and the terms "seme" and "uke", one man who was considered the dominant and most masculine of this pairing — the second man who was considered weak, soft and effeminate of the pairing. The terms themselves even mean "to attack" and "to bear", as it is expected for the uke to simply take what the seme offers. As is their role in the normative quadrant expected of us. Often by having the uke be a lower caste and the seme be higher caste, these same ideals are reinforced. These were critiques on the roles many castes and genders are forced into, especially jadebloods. Trolls on Alternia will like to tell you that there is no 'enforced' gender, and hatred / preference can be delegated to one offs. But this is highly untrue. There is a historic amount of evidence showing the discrimination of trolls for what they are, or want to be. Even highbloods suffer from this. Though the discrimination is more commonly prejudiced against lowbloods. Especially when it doesn't fit these 'roles' the Alternian Empire 'encourage' on the troll population. Specifically those who are women. You may still be inclined to believe the propaganda fed to you by the matriarchy if you want. But I want you to at least take away something from this. We are fitted into roles, and if you want to be yourself… be yourself. Don't be what they want you to be. Additionally, in current day Alternia, BL is still a forefront against censorship by the Empire. Most mangakas don't create by the standards set by the empire, as crude and lewd as it sounds — their position in the modern day markets inspire many to continue to create and be as they are. Especially in working around traditional "seme" and "uke" roles and allowing them to be subsersive to reader expecation and offer new perspectives. Most BL exists to go against the system and allows castes and different genders to express and explore something they would never otherwise get to. This is expression, art. To be vile, to be filthy — in a way means to be free. What and what you can't read, what and what you can't create. To be unburdened from those demands. BL in a way, is a major stand against the Empire. Even in something as simple as a story about moirails pailing. That itself goes against what and what isn't taboo in troll society. To be creative means to feel like you're fighting a losing battle. And unless you move past what they want from you, you won't ever get to be what you want to be. Take those who create, who write, who draw — no matter how crude or lewd it can be — as inspiration. If they can do it, you can too. And one day, maybe you'll inspire someone else the very same way. You may feel like a useless radical, inspiring other useless radicals — but they can't squash you all. No matter how hard they try. ( #nsfw due to the topics explored, ) https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlinexplai2n.png ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Tagging @cryhoundColortura , because he seemed very interested last post! ]
... OH, I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. WORDS CANNOT BEGIN TO SCRAPE THE SHALLOWEST CRAGS OF THE PITCH-BLACK, APHOTICS DEPTHS OF MY CRUSH-DEPTH HATRED FOR THIS CHITT. BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST COMPELLING ARGUMENT I'VE EVER HEARD FOR THIS GENRE, AND I'M IRATE BEYOND ALL REASON THAT WHEN YOU TURN BL INTO REBELLIOUS COUNTER-PROPAGANDA, IT KIND OF FUCKING RULES. WHICH IS AN UNFORGIVABLE ARGUMENT TO BE WINNING. FUCK YOU. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. HOW DO I DELETE A CHITT FROM MY THINKPAN. THE MOST BEGRUDGING #KUDOS I'VE EVER GIVEN.
As A Master Of Beasts, |ts |mperat|ve That | G|ve Each And Everyone One Of My Beasts Suff|c|ent Tra|n|ng, D|et And L|v|ng Space. After Br|ef Market Research, | Have Come To Real|ze Th|s Means That Each Of These An|mals Have A Super|or Healthcare Bundle Than 80 Percent Of Employed Beforans.
mY lOST wEEABOOS, MY m1LAD1ES, THEY W1LL B1ND YOU, GAG YOU, BL1ND YOU, THEY W1LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU ARE AND CALL 1T MERCY. yOU W1LL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ADVANCE NOR ABSCOND, ONLY ABSTA1N. tHEY W1LL CARVE YOUR BODY AND M1ND TO THE1R L1K1NG. wHAT THEY CAN NOT TAKE 1S YOUR SP1R1T. tRA1N AND F1GHT, SUPPORT YOUR NE1GHBORS, REMEMBER THERE ARE MORE OF US THAN THERE ARE THEM. bLOOD W1LL SP1LL BUT FREEDOM SHALL COME, - n1TRAM-DONO
THEY WILL DO WHAT. AND HOW MANY OF THEM DID YOU SAY THERE WERE. AND THEIR AGES. SEXES. CASTES. AND CUP SIZES. #ONEGAI. #SUGGESTIVE.
PLEASE PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. IT’S IMPORTANT. HOW EXACTLY DO THEY DO THE CARVING.
1 AM SORRY FOR WHAT THEY D1D TO YOU, M1LADY, - n1TRAM-DONO
QUIT PITYING ME. I’M STRANGLING MY SLUG AT YOUR THREATS HERE. AND YOU’RE KILLING THE MOOD.
mANY SUCH CASES, - n1TRAM-DONO
tHE lOST wOODS PROTECT, ALWAYS, EVEN AFTER DEATH. bODY RETR1EVAL 1S A H1GH CONS1DERAT1ON DUR1NG OUT1NGS. bOD1ES LOST TO THE R*G1ME UNDERGO POST-MORTEM CULL1NG PROCEDURES. tHEY ARE F1LLED W1TH CHEM1CALS, FACES CONTORTED 1NTO SM1LES, DRESSED 1N SU1TS AND FR1LLY SK1RTS. bOD1ES RETR1EVED ARE FED TO THE wOODS. tHE FAUNA, THE FLORA, THE FUNG1, THEY RECLA1M WHAT THEY ONCE PROV1DED, AND THE CYCLE CONT1NUES. 1N TH1S WAY ALL TRUE lOST wEEABOOS MAY L1VE ON FOREVER, - n1TRAM-DONO
#MANAGEMENTPOST YOMO-SAMA WILL BE RETURNING AFTER HER SHORT HIATUS WITH A NEW CHAPTER OF HIS BENEVOLENT PRINCE。 WE APOLOGIZE FOR HER PREVIOUS BEHAVIOR AND NEED FOR A BREAK。
The Powers Of Fr|endsh|p Are Not To Be Underest|mated When Properly Ut|l|zed. But When Slopp|ly S|mulated, They Are Noth|ng But A Nu|sance And A Weakness To Be Abused By Your Enem|es. Why Waste T|me On Fools Who Themselves Are Wast|ng The|r T|me On False Plat|tudes?
"So fight. Fight bec+use you h+ve +n imp+ct. Bec+use you c+n. Die before you kneel +nd t+ke them with you into the hells."
also real as fuck
"Cherish every moment, for you +re free to do so. To f+ll into desp+ir is but +nother w+y they will try to bre+k you."
real as fuck
c< i liKe tHat >c
#bURNfLAGSnOTbOOKS - n1TRAM-DONO
burn the gay flag bc im not an ally after june 30th
@1MjUN1OR m1GHT 1 AGA1N BESEECH YOUR A1D, FOR THE "fOREVER, 1N sPR1NG" BADGE? - n1TRAM-DONO
IS DIS HOW I GET A BADGE?? >:D
either junior or any other mod!
cORRECT, - n1TRAM-DONO
YOU’VE DONE ME A GREAT SERVICE FRIEND >:D
Graceful... #juniorbadgedyou
gRAC1AS, jUN1OR-SAN, - n1TRAM-DONO
\ n >< n / #happytohelp
f1GHT1NG THE p*WERS tHAT bE 1S, b1G bULGE eNERGY AND, oN fLEEK, - n1TRAM-DONO #SUGGEST1VE