The Treeaboo
@arribaTorrente
1 AM n1TRAM-DONO, lEADER OF THE lOST tREEABOOS, p1RATE FROM THE R1CH, STREAM FOR THE POOR, sUPPORT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS W1TH YOUR DONAT1ONS, h*CK C*NSORSH1P, aPOLOG1ES FOR MY GRAMMAR, 1 AM CBSL,
tO TH1NK THEY WOULD TRY TO C*NSOR DEAR rANKMA1D-SENSE1'S WORK... tRULY OURS 1S AN OPPR*SS1VE G*VERNMENT, - n1TRAM-DONO
mY PREV1OUS POST ALSO GOES FOR LANGUAGES AND D1ALECTS. wE ARE A MULT1-L1NGUAL COMMUN1TY. yOU W1LL HEAR eASTERN AND sOUTHWESTERN bEFORAN AT LEAST. 1F YOU HAVE TEXTS 1N OR SPEAK A LANGUAGE YOU FEAR MAY BE DY*NG, WE WOULD LOVE TO HELP C1RCULATE THE TAPES, - n1TRAM-DONO
oh wow, that's a great idea! i really lyke the work that you do!
mUCHAS GRAC1AS AND AR1GATO GOZA1MASU, M'LADY. kEEP THE TAPES C1RCULAT1NG. - n1TRAM-DONO
hELLO tREEABOOS AND M'LAD1ES. aRE YOU 1NTERESTED 1N P1CK1NG UP A TRADE? tHERE 1S ALWAYS WORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE 1N THE lOST wOODS. tHERE ARE ALSO ALWAYS TRADES THAT ARE DY*NG. wE HAVE SM1THS, WATCHMAKERS, GLASSBLOWERS, ALL OF WHOM WOULD BE EXTREMELY HAPPY TO TEACH YOU. aLL YOU MUST DO 1S CONTR1BUTE TO THE COLLECT1VE. wE ARE ALSO EXTREMELY 1NTERESTED 1N THOSE W1TH A TRADE TO TEACH. 1F YOU ARE 1NTERESTED, THE lOST wOODS W1LL F1ND YOU, - n1TRAM-DONO
aS MUCH FUN AS WE lOST tREEABOOS HAVE, THE G*VERNMENT HAS US BEAT WHEN 1T COMES TO WORK1NG W1TH #BOYNOOK AND #G1RLBULGE, THEY SOLVE GENDER DYSPHOR1A W1TH SPEC1AL CLASSES AND CULL1NG PROCEDURES TO MAKE TROLLS COMFORTABLE 1N THE BOD1ES THEY WERE HATCHED W1TH, THEY REM1ND US THAT 1T'S "OKAY FOR BOYS TO BE FEM1N1NE" AND "OKAY FOR G1RLS TO BE MASCUL1NE"... aLL WE HAVE ARE D1Y HORMONES, STEP-BY-STEP PAMPHLETS THAT GU1DE YOU ON HOW TO START D1Y, THE AB1L1TY TO D1SCREETLY SEND THOSE OUT, AND A WELCOM1NG COMMUN1TY... cLEARLY WE NEED TO STEP UP OUR GAME, - n1TRAM-DONO #NSFW #CONVERS1ONTHERAPY #CW-CONVERS1ON-THERAPY #TRANSPHOB1A #CW-TRANSPHOB1A
alrig)(t t)(ats definitely a you timeline t)(in i could not give a s)(it about gender expression
sOMET1MES 1 DO W1SH YOU WERE THE MAKER OF OUR SUBJUAT1ON... nOT MUCH WOULD 1MPROVE, BUT THE PATH TO END1NG YOUR RE1GN WOULD BE S1MPLER, - n1TRAM-DONO
simpler, and yet so, so muc)( more difficult. )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a...
hELLO, MY tREEABOOS AND M'LAD1ES. tH1S 1S AN ESPEC1ALLY GOOD F1ND. tHE OR1G1NAL VERS1ONS OF eVANGEL1ON. 1 DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY pc CULTURE HAS TO KEEP C*NSOR1NG CLASS1CS. tHERE ARE A LOT OF CHANGES AND ED*TS MADE TO TH1S SER1ES. nOTABLE REASONS 1NCLUDE, "DEP1CT1NG A CULLER WHO ABUSES H1S POWERS OVER H1S CULLEE, PORTRAY1NG A CULLEE W1TH MALADAPT1VE COP1NG MECHAN1SMS AS THE MA1N CHARACTER, TOUCH1NG ON THEMES OF SEX1SM 1N A MANNER THAT 1MPL1ES SEX1SM EX1STS, REL1G1OUS THEM1NG..." tHERE'S A LOT. eVERYTH1NG HAS TO BE POL*T1CAL NOWAN1GHTS. eNJOY, AND KEEP THE TAPES C1RCULAT1NG. - n1TRAM-DONO
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fOR ANYONE WHO 1S CUR1OUS, WE TRANSLATE BETWEEN eASTERN bEFORAN, sOUTHWESTERN bEFORAN, AND mODERN cOMMON bEFORAN 1N ALL D1RECT1ONS, AND WE ARE ALWAYS 1NTERESTED 1N MEMBERS FLUENT 1N OTHER D1ALECTS JO1N1NG THE TEAM, 1NFORMAT1ON NEEDS TO FLOW FREELY, - n1TRAM-DONO
1 JUST FLEW BACK FROM A CLASS1F1ED M1L1TARY BLACKS1TE AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS T1RED! mY W1NGS TOO, - n1TRAM-DONO
hELLO, tREEABOOS AND M'LAD1ES. tHE NEXT MAJOR D1SCOVERY 1N OUR QUEST CONS1STS OF THE OR1G1NAL ARCH1VES—UNC*NSORED AND UN*D1TED—OF *cHA1NSAWTROLL*. tHE OR1G1NAL PUBL1CAT1ON WENT ALMOST UNNOT1CED BY THE RELEVANT AUTHOR1T1ES, BUT OVER T1ME, THEY BEGAN TO 1NTERVENE W1TH ED1TS AND, EVENTUALLY, C*NCELLED THE SER1ES ENT1RELY. aMONG THE MOST PROM1NENT REASONS C1TED WERE: "DEP1CT1NG THE MA1N CHARACTER'S *CULLER* M1SUS1NG THE1R AUTHOR1TY," "FA1L1NG TO RESOLVE W1TH DUE HASTE THE LACK OF A *CULLER* FOR THE 'FA1LURE G1RL' CHARACTER," AND "SHOW1NG *H1GHBLOODS* CHEER1NG ON V1OLENCE AND DESTRUCT1ON." yOU KNOW ME: 1 HAVE NO 1NTEREST 1N POL1T1CS; 1 BEL1EVE THAT, EVERY NOW AND THEN, WE SHOULD S1MPLY BE ALLOWED TO ENJOY SOMETH1NG THAT DOESN'T ATTEMPT TO CONVEY ANY PROFOUND MESSAGE. fOR TH1S REASON, WE ARE NOW PUBL1SH1NG THE OR1G1NAL ARCH1VES, AND TRANSLAT1ONS W1LL BE RELEASED SHORTLY. kEEP THE TAPES C1RCULAT1NG! aS FOR MY PERSONAL RAT1NG: 8 AND A HALF *b1G cHUNGUSES* OUT OF 10! - n1TRAM-DONO
im goin to )(ave my egg)(eads find your pitiful server and blow it t)(e fuck up
1 FORGOT TO 1NCLUDE MY uTENA RANK1NG. n1NE OUT OF TEN H*CK1N WHOLESOME PUPPERS!
hELLO, tREEABOOS AND M'LAD1ES. 1 HAVE RETURNED FROM ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL ADVENTURE ALONGS1DE MY mERRY mEN. f1RST NEW F1ND: THE OR1G1NAL, UNC*NSORED CUT OF *rEVOLUT1ONARY g1RL: uTENA*. tHE STORY FOLLOWS A YOUNG WOMAN AND HER REVERSE HAREM OF POTENT1AL CULLERS, WHO COMPETE W1TH ONE ANOTHER TO W1N HER AFFECT1ON AND THE OPPORTUN1TY TO TAKE HER UNDER THE1R W1NG. hOW SWEET! tH1S SER1ES WAS SW1FTLY AND QU1ETLY B*NNED ON CHARGES OF "SUBV*RT1NG PROPER CULL1NG PROTOCOL, SPREAD1NG SED1T1OUS 1DEAS REGARD1NG THE EFF1CACY OF THE CULL1NG PROGRAM, FOSTER1NG MALADAPT1VE BEHAV1ORS ON THE PART OF THE CULLEE TOWARD THE CULLER, AND PORTRAY1NG SEX1SM." tO ME, THAT ALL SOUNDS L1KE A LOAD OF NONSENSE; WHY DOES EVERYTH1NG HAVE TO BE POL1T1CAL? jUST LET THE *TROLLS* HAVE THE1R FUN! oUR TRANSLATED VERS1ON W1LL BE AVA1LABLE VERY SOON. kEEP THOSE TAPES C1RCULAT1NG! - n1TRAM-DONO
and its gonna fuckin stay band. our cullers are top fuckin' notc)(; none of t)(is ridiculous t)(eatrical pansy s)(it. we KILL and ----EAT.
࣪⊹₊˚{ + when does she get to cull her potential cullers? i wont skip around. but i will wait VERYYYY patiently four when she does. }^o^{ }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
tc)(, w)(at i t)(ink is- wait no, youre quotin a s)(ow arent you, you fuckin nerd
tHE 1MPORTANT TH1NG 1S NOT HOW LONG YOU L1VE, 1T’S WHAT YOU ACCOMPL1SH W1TH YOUR L1FE,
tHE PO1NT 1S, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE, NO POWER OVER ME. bEGONE UPSTREAM AND D1E, SALMON,
now a response as lame as t)(at one i know your dumbass mustve crafted yourself keep playin toys little brownblood.