The Treeaboo
@arribaTorrente
1 AM n1TRAM-DONO, lEADER OF THE lOST tREEABOOS, p1RATE FROM THE R1CH, STREAM FOR THE POOR, sUPPORT lOST tREEABOO tRANSLAT1ONS W1TH YOUR DONAT1ONS, h*CK C*NSORSH1P, aPOLOG1ES FOR MY GRAMMAR, 1 AM CBSL,
hMM... sOMETH1NG 1S AM1SS, - n1TRAM-DONO
wHEN ONE ATTEMPTS TO D1V1DE AND CONQUER (cut a bullet 1n half, w1th my unbreakable katana), ONE MUST TAKE CARE TO NOT BE FLANKED, BY THE D1V1DED FORCES (struck by two speed1ng bullet halves) - n1TRAM-DONO
GETTING HIT TWICE BY ONE BULLET. PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SUCK SHIT. #LOSER.
1 BEL1EVE, M1LADY, 1T 1S BETTER THAN ONE ARROW CAUS1NG THE DEATH OF TWO BOD1ES, - n1TRAM-DONO
fOR THE RECORD, M1LAD1ES AND GENTLEBOOS AL1KE, 1 DO NOT CLA1M... tHE OTHER 1TERAT1ON OF MYSELF, - n1TRAM-DONO
oH NO, - n1TRAM-DONO
tH1S 1S D1RE, - n1TRAM-DONO
tHE C1CADAS CRY OUT 1N RAPTURE AND SW1FTLY MOVE 1N TO FEAST UPON THE BODY OF THE 1NTERLOPER... tHE FLAMES L1CK AT THE1R CARAPACES, BUT DOES NOT BOTHER... tHE lOST wOODS ARE NO STRANGER TO F1RE... a PORT1ON W1LL BURN TO ASH, NEW GROWTH W1LL SUCCEED 1T, AND THE WOODS W1LL CARRY ON, - n1TRAM-DONO
BAKA. THEY’RE PRINTING NEW MES. ON THE GREEN MOON. FASTER THAN YOUR UGLY MONSTER TREES GROW. WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT TIME. AND THE TIME AFTER THAT. WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN I POISON THE LAND. AND ALL YOUR STUPID HALLUCINOGENIC MOSSES. AND PREHENSILE VINES. AND CARNIVOROUS PLANTS. WITHER AND DIE.
lET TH1S BE A LESSON TO ANY, WHO WOULD THREATEN THE lOST wOODS. tHE wOODS PROTECT, AND ALWAYS W1LL, BUT TH1S DOES NOT MEAN, 1TS 1NHAB1TANTS DO NOT PROTECT 1T, 1N TURN. fAREWELL m1LADY, @HANDmA1D, 1 T1P MY FEDORA TO YOU. 1 AM SURE WE W1LL MEET AGA1N, UNFORTUNATELY, - n1TRAM-DONO
nO, 1T 1S NOT, TH1S SPECTRE SHR1EKS FOR THE BLOOD OF THE 1NNOCENT AND THE SCREAMS OF THE WOODLAND BEASTS... 1T 1S UNFORTUNATE THAT THE NECESSARY RESPONSE 1S THAT WH1CH FURTHER ENCOURAGES HER, - n1TRAM-DONO
:33< wellll this is play fur her, mew are engaging :33< if mew dont want to, then mew have to send someone off to the fight and disconnect, she targets mewwww beclaws mew respond :33< butttttt since mewve done it many times and have gotten the same results, hmmmm
this is like foreplay for her
FACT CHECK. THE MUTANT FAIRY BLOOD I WANT TO BATHE IN. IS NOT INNOCENT AT ALL. NOR ARE MY INTENTIONS. #HHHH. #WHENIGETMYNEEDLESBACK. #YOUARESOFUCKED. #SUGGESTIVE. #IWILLSHOWYOUAHATE. #NONEOTHERONYOURPLANETCANHANDLE.
yOUR ADV1CE 1S APPREC1ATED M1LADY, BUT THERE 1S L1TTLE OTHER CHO1CE. wHAT YOU SUGGEST 1S FOR W1GGLERHOOD BULLY1NG, NOT FOR A DEMON WH1CH DEL1GHTS 1N SLAUGHTER. tRUST 1N ME WHEN 1 SAY, 1 HAVE TR1ED MANY ANOTHER TACT, - n1TRAM-DONO
1T WOULD BE MUCH APPREC1ATED, M1LADY, 1F OTHERS WOULD STOP REM1ND1NG ME OF TH1S UNFORTUNATE FACT, - n1TRAM-DONO
1 W1LL BE BUSY. rUN ALONG AND PLAY W1TH YOUR L1TTLE FR1ENDS, 1 W1LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN 1 HAVE THE T1ME TO DEAL W1TH YOU, M1LADY, - n1TRAM-DONO
first milady??????? holy shit lmaoooooo second sorry man im not the one who shoved their big long sword into her ya gotta live with the consequences now i dont make da rulez
tH1S 1S NOT THE F1RST T1ME SHE HAS MET HER END AT MY PRONGS, WEAR1LY 1 KNOW 1T W1LL NOT BE THE LAST. 1 AM WELL AWARE OF HER 1NCL1NAT1ONS, BUT MUST DEFEND THE lOST wOODS ALL THE SAME, - n1TRAM-DONO
mY lOST wEEABOOS, MY m1LAD1ES, THEY W1LL B1ND YOU, GAG YOU, BL1ND YOU, THEY W1LL TAKE ALL THAT YOU ARE AND CALL 1T MERCY. yOU W1LL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ADVANCE NOR ABSCOND, ONLY ABSTA1N. tHEY W1LL CARVE YOUR BODY AND M1ND TO THE1R L1K1NG. wHAT THEY CAN NOT TAKE 1S YOUR SP1R1T. tRA1N AND F1GHT, SUPPORT YOUR NE1GHBORS, REMEMBER THERE ARE MORE OF US THAN THERE ARE THEM. bLOOD W1LL SP1LL BUT FREEDOM SHALL COME, - n1TRAM-DONO
THEY WILL DO WHAT. AND HOW MANY OF THEM DID YOU SAY THERE WERE. AND THEIR AGES. SEXES. CASTES. AND CUP SIZES. #ONEGAI. #SUGGESTIVE.
PLEASE PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. IT’S IMPORTANT. HOW EXACTLY DO THEY DO THE CARVING.
QUIT PITYING ME. I’M STRANGLING MY SLUG AT YOUR THREATS HERE. AND YOU’RE KILLING THE MOOD.
tHE lOST wOODS PROTECT, ALWAYS, EVEN AFTER DEATH. bODY RETR1EVAL 1S A H1GH CONS1DERAT1ON DUR1NG OUT1NGS. bOD1ES LOST TO THE R*G1ME UNDERGO POST-MORTEM CULL1NG PROCEDURES. tHEY ARE F1LLED W1TH CHEM1CALS, FACES CONTORTED 1NTO SM1LES, DRESSED 1N SU1TS AND FR1LLY SK1RTS. bOD1ES RETR1EVED ARE FED TO THE wOODS. tHE FAUNA, THE FLORA, THE FUNG1, THEY RECLA1M WHAT THEY ONCE PROV1DED, AND THE CYCLE CONT1NUES. 1N TH1S WAY ALL TRUE lOST wEEABOOS MAY L1VE ON FOREVER, - n1TRAM-DONO
#bURNfLAGSnOTbOOKS - n1TRAM-DONO
@1MjUN1OR m1GHT 1 AGA1N BESEECH YOUR A1D, FOR THE "fOREVER, 1N sPR1NG" BADGE? - n1TRAM-DONO
f1GHT1NG THE p*WERS tHAT bE 1S, b1G bULGE eNERGY AND, oN fLEEK, - n1TRAM-DONO #SUGGEST1VE
1F ONE WAS W1SE, ONE M1GHT NOTE THE LACK OF A #VAGUEPOST1NG TAG ON MY PREV1OUS POST, AND THUS UNDERSTAND THAT ONE WAS VERY MUCH 1NTENDED TO SEE SA1D POST, - n1TRAM-DONO
sOMEONE HAS REMEMBERED HER cH1TTR PASSWORD... oR, MORE L1KELY, A PAT1ENT WAS SEEN US1NG 1T, AND SHE HAD TO FEEL 1NCLUDED, - n1TRAM-DONO
tHAT BR1NGS BACK MEMOR1ES,,, 「1NSUFFERABLE?! tHE aNGEL AND dEMON ON mY sHOULDERS gOT t1RED OF mY lACK OF A lOVE l1FE, SO tHEY tOOK 1T uPON tHEMSELVES TO lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY! k1LL1NG AND cULL1NG 1N eQUAL pARTS, tHEY eXPOSE mY mUTANT pUSHER TO THE wORLD AND cOMPETE oVER wH1CH oNE gETS mE lA1D! vAC1LLAT1NG 1N mY qUADRANTS AND w1TH eACH oTHER, tHEY wON'T sTOP pA1L1NG BUT nO oNE eLSE cAN sEE tHEM! bETWEEN ALL THE sABOTAGE, 1S 1T gO1NG TO BE oNE OF tHEM 1 lOSE MY v1RG1N1TY w1TH?! tHREESOME 1N sOME qUAD w1TH A v1OLET-bLOODED aNGEL, A mAROON-bLOODED dEMON, AND AN 1NSUFFERABLE mUTANT wHO lOOKS rEALLY gOOD 1N wOMEN'S cLOTH1NG?! kYA!~」WAS B*NNED RATHER QU1CKLY AFTER 1T STARTED PR1NT, FOR REASONS SUCH AS "pORTRAY1NG WARMBLOODS 1N A CULLER POS1T1ON, PORTRAY1NG AN BROAD-SPECTRUM TROLL UNHAPPY W1TH BE1NG CULLLED, AND PRESENT1NG A CULLEE UNHAPPY W1TH THE1R PRESENTAT1ON WHO WAS NOT ENCOURAGED TO ACCEPT THE BODY THEY WERE HATCHED W1TH AS BEAUT1FUL," WH1CH ARE OF COURSE, ALL NONSENSE, TH1NGS MUST ALL BE SO POL*T1CALLY CORRECT NOWAN1GHTS,,, sOUTHWESTERN bEFORAN AND cOMMON sTANDARD bEFORAN TRANSLAT1ONS ARE AVA1LABLE FOR ANY 1NTERESTED, - n1TRAM-DONO
SUCH A CLASSIC. NO ONE HAS THE GLOBES TO MAKE THE CULLER A CRAZY AS FUCK RUSTBLOOD SLUT NOWANIGHTS. #GLASSCEILING.
As much as I can understand why it was banned... it do+es so+und rather interesting. I can think o+f very few examples o+f female warmblo+o+ded cullers in fictio+n, and especially no+ne that are given equal standing with their male co+o+lblo+o+ded co+unterparts.
kONN1CH1WA jUN1OR-SAMA, M1GHT 1 POL1TELY 1NQU1RE AFTER THE "bANGARANG" BADGE, POR FAVOR? @1MjUN1OR - n1TRAM-DONO
oNE MUST WONDER. wH1CH POOR SOUL 1S SHE D1CTAT1NG THROUGH? - n1TRAM-DONO
oH, - n1TRAM-DONO
The Great Treeaboo, They Say You're One Of The Greatest To Ever Do |t. | Wonder What You Could Poss|ble Be Talk|ng About Here.
kONN1CH1WA kANAST-SAN. yOU HONOR ME W1TH YOUR K1ND WORDS. 1T 1S NO MATTER, MERELY THE REAL1ZAT1ON THAT 1 AM FAR FROM THE ONLY AUSP1C1OUS NAME TO ARR1VE AT TH1S WEBS1TE, - n1TRAM-DONO
|f You Say So Treeaboo-dono. |f Any Problems Ar|se My Strength |s Always At Your D|sposal.
tHE lOST wOODS W1LL GLADLY GU1DE THE WEAPONS OF cAP1TAL AGA1NST 1TSELF, - n1TRAM-DONO
,,,wHAT AM 1 WATCH1NG HERE? - n1TRAM-DONO
1N ANOTHER 1NSTANCE OF RHYM1NG BETWEEN bEFORUS AND "aLTERN1A" THERE 1S ALSO AN 1MPORTANT H1STOR1CAL F1GURE NAMED "uESUG1 kARKAT". h1S 1NFLUENCE ON PRE-eASTERN CULTURE CAN NOT BE UNDERSTATED. h1S 1NFLUENCE ON bEFORAN CULTURE AS A WHOLE 1S ALSO LARGE. h1S DESCENDANT, eUSUG1 q1UONG, 1S CRED1TED BY MOST H1STOR1ANS AS HAV1NG HAD A LARGE HAND 1N THE CREAT1ON OF THE PRECURSOR TO THE MODERN CULL1NG SYSTEM. 1F 1 HAVE DOUBTS AS TO WHAT H1S EXACT CONTR1BUT1ONS AND P*L1T1CAL STANCES WERE, WELL, WHO AM 1 TO ARGUE W1TH G*VERNMENT APPROVED SOURCES? 1 AM EAGER TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR uESUG1, @CARBOL1CgALVANOLOG1ST - n1TRAM-DONO
1 HAVE SOME CHO1CE WORDS, WOULD YOU EVER CARE TO L1STEN 1N A MORE PR*VATE CONTEXT, - n1TRAM-DONO