♦ pitied by @arribaTorrente
To Be A Champ|on Duel|st Does Not Mean That You Never Lose. Just By The Laws Of Luck, Defeat |s Always An Opt|on. What Def|nes A Champ|on |s How They Create The Most Opportun|t|es To Succeed. that |s Why After My Prev|ous Defeat, | Have Devoted Several Hours To Tra|n|ng My Luck At The Slots. Hon|ng My Ab|l|ty To Make Fate Bend The Knee And G|ve Me My Most Des|red Outcome. Sar|el, You Pr|ckly Ha|red Sl|me, | W|ll Defeat You.
OK.. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN. I KNOW I'M DEAD. I FELT IT. THE FEAR, THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN, THE COLD OF THE GROUND.. BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I CONNECTING ON HERE..? I MEAN AT LEAST IM NOT IN THE CELL ANYMORE BUT WHAT THE FUCK? #DEATH
Aye. She's quite the lady. Hrrn.
II went lookiing for the oliive at the end of my shiift. Usually II am iindulgiing my miiniimum mandated shuteye periiod or prepariing for the next shiift, but maybe II was feeliing partiicularly eccentriic today. II diidn't fiind them. Strangest thiing. II asked a manager eventually and they saiid there had never been an oliive workiing that task on my shiift? How strange!! Must be some iill effects liingeriing on from my record breaker a few niights past. Oh well. Tomorrow wiill be better. Always iis iin the -Empiire!!
They St|ll Haven't Rebu|lt The Grounds My Lost Weeaboo Chapter Stood After The F|re. Probably Better Off That Way, | Suspect Any Replacements Would Be |nfer|or To Who Once L|ved There.
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. WE GOT HIS ASS. #ISEKAIOVER! #UESUGIKARKAT 🎨: @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST
Ɏ sounds like aa right baastaard Ɏ
are you eastern alternian because i'm trynna eat them uhhhhhhhh FUCK
He is butchering a beautifull llanguage. I choose not to speak it, yet I still am filled with great disgust seeing the words cross the digitall and ellectronic expanse from his fetid keyboard to mine unfortunate screen.
Ƹ 🌂 > I am NOT BUYING MANGA BITCOIN TO PAY FOR A PIRATED MANGA. Ʒ
[well]~[yea]~[but]~[couldnt]~[they]~[make]~[like.]~[a]~[patreon]~[or]~[something]~[instead?]~[most]~[people]~[who]~[dont]~[want]~[to]~[pay]~[will]~[just]~[find]~[another]~[site]~[instead]~[（＞人＜；）]
#hottake Boba tea is just a gimmick that they use to make casua/s fee/ /ike they are more into Eastern A/ternian Cu/ture than they are.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One DESPISES when the manga piracy sites lock their SCANLATIONS behind a paywall… you FOOLS. YOU commit thievery and the DARK ONE HAS TO PAY?? Oh hell no. Ʒ
need a beforan baddie to cull me sexually ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
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TRUE AS THAT MIGHT BE, TAKE THIS AS A TROLL TRYING TO MAKE SOME SORT OF AMENDS TO THOSE WHOM I’VE HURT. I KNOW THE REST OF MY LIFE WILL BE IN HERE AND WHEN THE TIME COMES I WANT TO AT LEAST GO KNOWING I TRIED TO APOLOGIZE WITH WHAT LITTLE ABILITY I HAVE TO DO ANYTHING HERE.
YES THANK YOU MEGIDO. I ALSO APOLOGIZE TO @ARRIBATORRENTE FOR THE DAMAGES I’VE CAUSED. I MEAN THIS WITH ALL THE RESPECT I HAVE. IS THERE ANYONE ELSE YOU WOULD SUGGEST I APOLOGIZE TO AS WELL? IT SEEMS YOU KNOW MUCH MORE THAN I ABOUT WHOM I HURT.
@ARCHIVEADDICT I DON’T KNOW IF YOU WILL FORGIVE MY NEGLIGENCE BUT I DO WISH TO ALSO OFFER A SINCERE APOLOGY FOR MY ACTIONS ALSO DAMAGING YOUR FOREST. FROM WHERE I STAND RIGHT NOW, I DIDN’T KNOW IT HAD DONE DAMAGE THERE AS WELL BUT I GUESS THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR GETTING LOCKED UP ALMOST THE EXACT SAME CYCLE AS THE DAY OF THE COLLAPSE. I HOPE NO ONE ELSE GOT HURT THERE AS WELL.
wwait wwhy wwere you hating them
oh yes wwhy that is exactly wwhat happened they wwere all like oh my gosh your accent is perfect coolscar to wwhich i tell them yes wwell it is only natural since i havve taken the wwarm blood plights truly into my heart and spoken to them to reach true social understanding haha so funny treaboo thank you
ME. AND WHAT OF IT.
Bro hay un tipo aqui que la juega al dominicano pero ni español sabe lol me da penita ajena B/
I have NOT been "bimbofied" this is SLLANDER of the highest order. I do not have to take this #nsfw
ocray
i want to make t)(ins absolutely clear to everyone )(ere: meena)( was rig)(t to destroy beforus and lead to t)(e creation of alternia, even if it meant at t)(e cost of bargainin wit)( t)(at ass)(ole puppet. t)(ese trolls are t)(e most miserable, bland, depressin fucks to )(ave ever walked paradox space. t)(eir soft tone and even softer morals. t)(ese are genuinely t)(e most wort)(less trolls to ever fuckin exist.
Thank You It Is Good To Hear That Sometimes
If Only I Could Serve A Purpose To Them Or Your People I Am Just A Gardener
Far Too Many Familiar Faces I Must Focus On My Topiaries
:o) So many Beforan trolls on the timeline this evening... :o) How delightful. Beforus was one of the projects I am most proud of.
Once I get this 8a8y going 88 miles an hour, it's over for 8eforus. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7096461f6770.png
I have never encountered the likes of you 8efore, are you the one the Orphaner was supposedly hunting down?
buyin 1 rn
Is there anyone of my own age still present here, aside from that disgraced Empress, the failure of law enforcement executed 8y hanging and those who find themselves su8jug8ted 8y a despica8le dome-head. #violence
THIS IS MY FIRST CHIT, AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE IT’LL BE MY LAST. I’VE ALREADY SEEN MY FAIR SHARE OF PETULANT WINDBAGS SPEWING HOOFBEAST SHIT FROM THEIR WINDHOLES. I’M KARKAT. LOCATION: BEFORUS, YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW WHERE. AGE: 12 SWEEPS AND COUNTING. I GOT STUCK WITH A BORING AS ALL HELL JOB IN THE MINES, SO IN MY FREE TIME, I WRITE. AND POST HERE TOO NOW APPARENTLY. LUCKY YOU THAT YOU GET TO READ IT, IT MUST BE PERIGREES EVE. THAT’S ALL THE INFORMATION YOU GET, I NEED TO GET BACK TO EDITING MY NEXT CHAPTER.
o)(, im very entertained. but i still want my corpse.
in my defense, you really did dig yourself into a )(ole )(ere. you ASK-----ED for t)(is, explicitly, slit)(erin into my DMs tantalized by t)(e prospect of revenge for bein slig)(ted. w)(y, i was ready to bury t)(e )(atc)(et, but you, you INSPIR-----ED me. i )(ave to t)(ank you for it. i almost lost )(ope for t)(e sad sacks on t)(is site. wrot)(e still )(as )(is bounty. if you won't die, and )(e fails, and fails payin me, )(e dies. it's simply t)(at simple.
mother fucker unl1m1ted
hey @coronateCruelty are you enterta1ned enough now or l1ke… #wrothestorment
Dont let him speak Japanese #vaugeposting
i like a little bit a nerd s)(it but i consume it on my terms. big fan of ma)(ou s)(oujo s)(it but w)(at i do is t)(at i watc)( up until w)(en t)(e protagonist )(as t)(eir final confrontation leadin to a temporary loss against t)(e big bad so t)(at i simply stop watc)(in t)(ere and assume s)(e and )(er posse died and failed WAY betta endin. funny as fuck too. sometimes i t)(ink i s)(oulda been a director...
/\ So much "oh good and evil don't matter they're just social constructs" jerking off /\ /\ Have fun mauling those strawmen /\ #nsfw I guess technically
whenever i eat a pomegranate i like to pretend that my snail hybrid uke concubine finally laid his larvae eggs after troubles conceiving but there was too much in his fertile batch to raise by ourselves so now i have to comfort him while i eat the weaklings like caviar (tags: im not sure, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, #gore i guess, confessionals, archive rating: M)
i am feeling a 8it 8urnt out on continuing any of my HIGHLY ANTICIP8D writing endeavors. having a shit day in the office8ox usually fuels me to write more 8ut it seems to 8e different today.
I curse the salltbreathed brinedrinkers that reared me and suffocated my sociall devellopment. I know not what I am even feelling in regards to my rellationships so often. It frustrates me.
RE: WHAT REALLY MATTERS! yes... trading cards...
REBELLION EFFORTS HAVE BEEN DWINDLING THE LAST WAIT, NEVERMIND. PEOPLE ARE SAYING DUMB SHIT ON HERE. LOGGING THE FUCK BACK OFF.
((God I forgot about warriormale
na)(. prong it to me every w)(ic)( way.
1 thought 1 fuck1ng blocked herrrrrrrrr fuuuuuuuck
Hav1ng an ex1stent1al cr1s1s }:"^
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I Cut It Into The Shape Of A Pillow Ill Likely Fall Asleep Right Here And When I See Her Ill Try To Chase Her Again And She Will Stay Just Out Of Reach
I Would Grip The Stem And Let The Thorns Draw Blood If It Meant I Would See That Brilliant Red She Wore Under Her Skin Again
I Snipped Too Deep Again I Have To Start Over
Because If Even A Single Leaf Is Out Of Place You Cannot See What You Make Of It
Rough nIIght. 2hould've taken another 2hIIft.
This Stem Is Off By Half An Inch Because Of My Terrible Mind
a conscience only serves as t)(e final barrier in )(oldin back your true potential. it is t)(e last question against total greatness. "W)(y?" or "S)(ould you?" or "Is it rig)(t?" are not questions to ask w)(en you are embracin and assertin your rule: t)(e rule of ot)(ers, t)(e rule of t)(e self, t)(e rule of land and property, t)(e rule of wealt)(. all t)(e same t)(in, all t)(e same questions; all t)(e same limiters. discard t)(ose fuckin limiters. live your trut)(. SURR-----END-----ER T)(AT PART OF YOUR MIND. LIV--------------------------------------E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone keeps stealing my thigh highs and i think i knoww wwho #vvaguepost and also my hat but her horns are far too large so i do not see wwhy she wwould steal something she cannot evven wwear #vvaguepost again
confession dont get mad i used to go on roleplay roulette sites as "writhing mass of tentacles" (tags: The Rankmaid/Confessions, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
are lusii really that important? cold we not have older trolls rase younger trolls? are lusii the tols of the empire to keep us from uniting?
show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was
as a 40k kult celebration i will post a photo of me doing whatever the most liked suggestion is in the replies go!
alrig)(t t)(ats definitely a you timeline t)(in i could not give a s)(it about gender expression
me
Thats cool...uhm...canccanyocanyou...nevermind
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #storytime when i was a younger ptitsa. i wasnt really raised like normal trolls. i mean i had a lusus but we got separated for a while. there was a community-ran building, i know that just sounds wrong. but there was. it took lowbloods without housing, im sure there were ulterior motives but what was important was that it worked. the head was this rustblood his name was something like azalea? i dont remember much about him. its been so long i dont remember his voice or his face. i was taken in roughly maybe 6 sweeps ago. i didnt have a great room. it was small like a cage. i felt if i extended my arms out too much, id get stuck. pipes were rusty and leaky, the place smelt of soggy dirt--- the walls were smeared with this awful texture. they werent made of metal but they werent made of wood either. id spend a lot of the time sleeping on the floor instead of the recuperacoon. maybe those are where the nightmares started. the ones where i was running around an empty manner with no one there. empty. distant. cold. like the room. i made a lot of droogies at that stripey-hole. not that it was actual one, but with the older trolls that ran like millicent it certainly felt like one. bronzebloods, goldbloods. occasionally a midblood would be taken in despite. there was a singular jade on the team. she was the only one who was any dobby at keepin the nadsat in check. we were troublemakers. i set a lot of fires when i was a nadsat. i think it was the warmth and the colors. id set them when there were drone strikes in nearby slums, id hop on the espresso rapido, my frond gripped tight on the handles and the air would rush through my luscious glory. strands and curls caught in the breezes. they didnt much care when a lowblood went missing, so i went missing a lot on these sort of trips. there was something freeing about it. a sweep or two later i left on a espresso rapido. growing up i had a lot of respect for that place. it tried something different. it tried community. something i still try to make. a banda lowkrovvies, vecks and devochkas, workin together like charlies at places of worshop. and i grew up, i joined the gazetta i did. the outglut observer was doin' things that no other place was trying to do anymore. recently, i thought back on this part of my jeezny. i hopped another espress rapido back to the slums where they were. just to see what was going on. i went inside and it was vacant. not a single lewdie left. they always tell you that when you go back to a place like that, you hear the kids laughing and runnin' down halls, the ghosts of nostalgia nukin the place... but when i went there. there werent anything. it was quiet. it was wind. it was nothing. every corner you took, every room you looked into. there was nothing but overgrowth, the breeze of gentle wind and the light from the moon up above, as if it was curious and exploring the place with you. there was no raskazz to be told there. it was just... a place. i left after i visisted my starry room. i wonder if maybe in another raz or maybe in another jeezny, it wouldve been alive when i came back. eh, thats wishful messels. ]
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
now a response as lame as t)(at one i know your dumbass mustve crafted yourself keep playin toys little brownblood.
࣪⊹₊˚{ + when does she get to cull her potential cullers? i wont skip around. but i will wait VERYYYY patiently four when she does. }^o^{ }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪